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I got back from the train wreck with enough time to take a shower in the locker room. Still feel nasty after it. And I don't even have my hair dryer to fix my hair properly. Proceeding the shower, the day was filled with page after page of paper work. I guess this is what it's like doing my job instead of dressing up at night. A few hours in, I go to the break room to refill my coffee and to get a snack. I didn't actually get any lunch earlier. Hell, don't remember the last time I did. I haven't really been eating much lately. When I became obsessed with something, I tend to go on a coffee diet with a tiny snack sufficing as meals for breakfast and lunch. As the coffee maker finishes brewing my coffee, Kitch comes into the breakroom. "How've you been. Y'know, with the Pyg thing happening to you last night?"
"I'm fine. Thanks to that Azazel guy."
"You mean Azrael?"
"Yeah, him. Never get that right. Didn't get any sleep last night, but that's how most nights are on the force. That's why most of us don't keep our wives. We're never home."
I don't respond.
"Arlington, you alright? Ever since Mike's passing, you've been, well, not yourself. Then the Pyg thing happened. There is no way you and your family could be okay after that. I mean, Pyg may have almost gotten me too, but I'm single. But you, you have a family. He violated your house."
"I'm fine."
He puts a stern look on his face and looks me dead in the eye. "Look, you're my partner. If anything is going on, I have to know. If you need a physiatrist or something, you know the force has one. We risk our lives every day out there, and now is no time to keep secrets. We have to have each other's back."
"Kitch, I said I'm fine."
"Alright. Just be careful."
I grab my coffee and snack and walk back to my desk, not giving Kitch a "see you later" or anything. And great; I'm out of oxycontin.
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Ive always had a strange fascination with ink blots, my physiatrist at the mental institution thought i was even more crazy when I would mention how beautiful I thought they where.
I guess psychiatrists think artists are weird.
Okay, so I was going to make this tomorrows 365 upload, but no, I think not.
Okay, so I think I need to start seeing a physiatrist or something, I think I have anxiety issues, always worrying about what is coming tomorrow, you know. I sometimes go through hyperventilation's over homework, and tests. I have blacked out in a basketball game worrying about the homework I had to finish when I got home. But I don't want to see the school therapist, she scares me, so I will have to bring it up with mom. :( I have issues :)
love it, or don't.
I like it
so deal with it
Am I in a bad mood
sort of!
:D
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SpinaliS Smart series chairs for active sitting are voted number in the BEST CHAIR for aestheticians, estheticians, doctors and laboratory technicians categories. In addition to that we have received top scores in design, functionality and health benefits nominations. Thousands of users cannot be wrong!
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Medical aestheticians, also known as clinical or paramedical aestheticians, are skincare specialists that work with cancer patients, burn victims and others with health-related issues. They treat and maintain facial skin that's been damaged because of fire, surgery, chemotherapy treatments and other incidents. Medical aestheticians are responsible for helping patients cleanse and moisturize their skin, as well as choose and apply the right makeup. Medical aestheticians work in hospitals, burn units, trauma centers, reconstructive surgery centers and other healthcare facilities.
Traditional estheticians, also known as skincare specialists, clean skin through skin exfoliation, massage, aromatherapy and facials. They also analyze skin for problems and temporarily remove hair. Estheticians may apply makeup and consult individuals on the best products for their skin type. Estheticians can be found in beauty salons, resorts, fitness clubs and spas.
There are different types of doctors, but these are the common ones that enjoy benefits of SpinaliS Smart series chairs for active sitting - addiction psychiatrists, adolescent medicine specialists, allergists, immunologists, anesthesiologists, cardiac electrophysiologists, cardiologists, cardiovascular surgeons, colon and rectal surgeons, critical care medicine specialists, dermatologists, developmental pediatricians, emergency medicine specialists, endocrinologists, family medicine physicians, forensic pathologist, gastroenterologist, geriatric medicine specialist, gynecologist, gynecologic oncologist, hand surgeon, hematologists, hepatologists, hospitalists, hospice and palliative medicine specialists, hyperbaric physicians, infectious disease specialists, internists, interventional cardiologists, medical examiners, medical geneticists, neonatologists, nephrologistm eurological surgeons, neurologists, nuclear medicine specialists, obstetricians, occupational medicine specialists, oncologists, ophthalmologists, oral surgeons, maxillofacial surgeons, orthopedic surgeons, otolaryngologist, ear, nose, and throat specialists, pain management specialists, pathologists, pediatricians, perinatologists, physiatrists, plastic surgeons, psychiatrists, pulmonologists, radiation oncologists, radiologists, reproductive endocrinologists, rheumatologists, sleep disorders specialists, spinal cord injury specialists, sports medicine specialists, surgeon, thoracic surgeons, urologists and vascular surgeons.
Order online at www.spinalis-chairs.ca/spinalis-chairs/ and we will deliver any of the SpinaliS chairs of your choice right to your door!
For more info call 844 777 0489
or drop by any of our three stores
SpinaliS Store in Vancouver, BC
3619 West 4th Ave
Vancouver, BC
V6R 1P2
SpinaliS Store in Victoria, BC
770 Spruce Avenue
Victoria, BC
V8T 5A5
SpinaliS Store in Kelowna, BC
ALIGNED CHIROPRACTIC
105-2041 Harvey Avenue
Kelowna, BC
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FREE Shipping Anywhere in Canada
Alberta AB, British Columbia BC, Manitoba MN, New Brunswick NB, Newfoundland and Labrador NL, Northwest Territories NT, Nova Scotia NS, Nunavut NU, Ontario ON, Prince Edward Island PEI, Quebec QC, Saskatchewan SK, Yukon YT (Alberta, Colombie-Britannique, Nouveau-Brunswick, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, Territoires du Nord-Ouest, Nouvelle-Ãcosse, Nunavut, Ontario, Ãle-du-Prince-Ãdouard, Québec, Saskatchewan, Yukon)
Medical Device
SpinaliS chairs were developed with a help of doctors and evaluated as a Class I medical device. Clinical evaluation of the medical device was processed by multiple clinics in Europe. However, in Canada, it is not possible to claim SpinaliS chairs to write your taxes off and they are not covered by any kind of medical insurance or health plan, yet.
Abs and Back Workout
Work out while sitting on any of the SpinaliS chairs and performing your daily tasks at the office or home.
Back Pain Relief
SpinaliS Chairs will work out your core muscles for you. Just sit, do your thing and leave everything else up to SpinaliS.
Stylish Office Chairs
Design of the SpinaliS Chairs is an eye candy â your customers will definitely notice them!
Yoga Ball Alternative
It is recommended not to sit longer than 2 hours on a yoga ball, but on the SpinaliS chairs you can sit all day long.
Standing Desk Alternative
SpinaliS chairs will actually make your body to work out and get you into a great shape without the hard task of standing or exercising.
Who does use SpinaliS?
Google, Dubai Airport, SONY, IBM, DELL, Skoda Auto, CSOB Bank, Unicredit Bank, Vodafone and many more.
SpinaliS Canada
ph: 778 989 0637
Chairs for Active Sitting to Eliminate Back Pain and Improve Posture - FREE SHIPPING in Canada
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I went to the physiatrist's office today and she poked me in the butt cheek with a big needle. Ouch. Okay, it was right above the butt. This was the best of three shots. I was totally scared they'd hear the clicking and catch me playing with their cool plastic spine!
Jeffrey Perry is a physiatrist and specialist in the nonsurgical management of neck and back pain utilizing physical medicine modalities, pain management/anesthetic procedures, and osteopathic manipulative medicine techniques.
Perry Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation, P.C.
2033 Deer Park Avenue
Deer Park, NY 11729
800-949-6100
Mid Atlantic Spine and Pain Physicians is a well-recognized group practice specializing in the treatment of spine and pain related disorders since 1995. The practice is staffed with a team of board certified physiatrists, chiropractors, and licensed practitioners who provide individualized treatment for patients in a very compassionate and caring setting. A wide range of services are provided, including the medical management of a variety of spine and pain syndromes, therapy, electrodiagnostics, imaging, and interventional procedures. The group is the main training site for a large metropolitan university teaching hospital ACGME accredited pain medicine fellowship and is actively involved in ongoing clinically oriented research. The group has office locations in Delaware and Maryland, provides radiology imaging services, and has a separate ambulatory surgery center.
Physical prescription and rehabilitation, otherwise called physiatry, is a part of medication that means to upgrade and reestablish practical capacity and personal satisfaction to those with physical hindrances or inabilities. A doctor having finished preparing in this field might be alluded to as a physiatrist.
+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.
+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]
+ I wear Bally’s shoes.
+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.
+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!
+ when are we going shopping?
+ when are we going to the famers market?
+ when are we going to the thrift store?
+ how many Louis purses do you own?
+ how many hits did you make?
+ how many followers do you have?
+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]
+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]
+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.
+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.
+ I’m married!
+ I’m single!
+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.
+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.
+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)
+ I’m a brunette with big tits.
+ i don’t like your hair.
+ I have a nice ass.
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!
+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!
+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.
+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).
+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.
+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.
+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)
+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)
+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)
+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)
+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]
+ My husband cheats on me.
+ My wife is a liar.
+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.
+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.
+ I have a larger house than you.
+ I own a couple of small houses.
+ I own a couple of large houses.
+ I own land.
+ I own a Yacht.
+ I own a dog.
+ I own a cat.
+ I have a more expensive car than you.
+ I have over 15 expensive cars.
+ I have 100 expensive cars.
+ I’m divorced.
+ This is my 7th marriage.
+ I’m a Dentist.
+ I’m a Garbage Collector.
+ I’m a Stripper.
+ I’m a Phlebotomist.
+ I’m a Pharmacist.
+ I’m a Nurse.
+ i’m a rapper.
+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.
+ I’m a white rapper.
+ I’m an asian rapper.
+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.
+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!
+ I get paid over three figures.
+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.
+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.
+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.
+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.
+ people make fun of me and call me fat.
+ people be saying i’m stupid.
+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.
+ i’m shy.
+ i’m scared.
+ I’m sad and angry.
+ i’m bold and confident.
+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.
+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!
+ i shop at walmart and target.
+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.
+ I voted!
+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.
+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.
+ I didn’t vote. COVID.
+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.
+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!
+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!
+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.
+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”
+ I date black guys, be like me.
+ I date white guys, be like me.
+ I date girls, be like me.
+ I date boys, be like me.
+ I date boys and girls, be like me.
+ I’m into latino men.
+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!
+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…
+ I still don't have a podcast.
+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.
+ what are you going to do with all that money?
+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?
+ i gambled all my money.
+ i ate leftovers again.
+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.
+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.
+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.
+ you talk too much. shut up.
+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!
+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?
+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.
+ i have 12 kids!
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.
+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!
+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.
+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.
+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.
+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.
+ i had 11 abortions.
+ i murdered someone.
+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).
+ i watch porn.
+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.
+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!
+ my son has down syndrome.
+ my daughter has down syndrome.
+ wait, your kids retarded?
+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)
+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!
+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.
+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.
+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.
+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?
+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.
+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]
+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]
+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]
+ my dad is a garbage collector.
+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]
+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.
+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!
+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!
+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.
+ my mom is a school nurse.
+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!
+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!
+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!
+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.
+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!
+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]
+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!
+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]
+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).
+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.
+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!
+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]
+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.
+ what the hell is a FLICKR?
+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]
+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]
+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.
+ where’d you get that dress from?
+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].
+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.
+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]
+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.
+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)
+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.
+ are those Nike shoes or not?
+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.
+ i got an A!
+ I FAILED!
+ I PASSED!
+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)
+ I suck at Math.
+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?
+ I’m a Teacher.
+ I’m a Student.
+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.
+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]
+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.
+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?
+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]
+ you’re GAY!
+ you’re FAT!
+ you’re STUPID!
+ you’re UGLY!
+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.
+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?
+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.
+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?
aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?
+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.
+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.
+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!
+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.
+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.
+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.
+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.
+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.
+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.
+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.
+ i have 4 grand babies!
+ i don’t want to get married.
+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.
+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!
+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.
+ chest hair is gross.
+ i think chest hair is sexy.
+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.
+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!
+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]
+ am i late to the orgy?
+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?
+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?
+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?
+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.
+ I’m scared of the dark.
+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)
+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
+ you stink!
Physiatrist (right) Joseph Feinberg performs several tests to Gbassay Kanu, fifteen years old, from Sierra Leone. It is in the frame of his volunteer work for Focos (The Foundation of Orthopedics and Complex Spine).
Ranken Jordan physiatrist, Dr Amy Zimmermann and her husband Andy Zimmermann, Wendy & Brian Savlin. Photo by Brian Spurgeon
I did this picture for two reasons. The most obvious is for my ODC Group. I also had an epidural steroid injection today (OUCH) and I am ready for some change in my pain levels and in life in general. At this stage, my Physiatrist (pain medicine & rehab doc) is trying to help me avoid surgery (which I was supposed to have about a month ago as some of you know). I have herniated discs at 3 levels in my neck (cervical) area and have daily, sometimes debilitating pain.
+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.
+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]
+ I wear Bally’s shoes.
+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.
+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!
+ when are we going shopping?
+ when are we going to the famers market?
+ when are we going to the thrift store?
+ how many Louis purses do you own?
+ how many hits did you make?
+ how many followers do you have?
+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]
+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]
+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.
+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.
+ I’m married!
+ I’m single!
+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.
+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.
+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)
+ I’m a brunette with big tits.
+ i don’t like your hair.
+ I have a nice ass.
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!
+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!
+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.
+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).
+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.
+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.
+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)
+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)
+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)
+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)
+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]
+ My husband cheats on me.
+ My wife is a liar.
+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.
+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.
+ I have a larger house than you.
+ I own a couple of small houses.
+ I own a couple of large houses.
+ I own land.
+ I own a Yacht.
+ I own a dog.
+ I own a cat.
+ I have a more expensive car than you.
+ I have over 15 expensive cars.
+ I have 100 expensive cars.
+ I’m divorced.
+ This is my 7th marriage.
+ I’m a Dentist.
+ I’m a Garbage Collector.
+ I’m a Stripper.
+ I’m a Phlebotomist.
+ I’m a Pharmacist.
+ I’m a Nurse.
+ i’m a rapper.
+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.
+ I’m a white rapper.
+ I’m an asian rapper.
+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.
+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!
+ I get paid over three figures.
+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.
+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.
+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.
+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.
+ people make fun of me and call me fat.
+ people be saying i’m stupid.
+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.
+ i’m shy.
+ i’m scared.
+ I’m sad and angry.
+ i’m bold and confident.
+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.
+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!
+ i shop at walmart and target.
+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.
+ I voted!
+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.
+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.
+ I didn’t vote. COVID.
+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.
+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!
+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!
+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.
+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”
+ I date black guys, be like me.
+ I date white guys, be like me.
+ I date girls, be like me.
+ I date boys, be like me.
+ I date boys and girls, be like me.
+ I’m into latino men.
+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!
+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…
+ I still don't have a podcast.
+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.
+ what are you going to do with all that money?
+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?
+ i gambled all my money.
+ i ate leftovers again.
+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.
+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.
+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.
+ you talk too much. shut up.
+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!
+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?
+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.
+ i have 12 kids!
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.
+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!
+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.
+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.
+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.
+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.
+ i had 11 abortions.
+ i murdered someone.
+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).
+ i watch porn.
+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.
+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!
+ my son has down syndrome.
+ my daughter has down syndrome.
+ wait, your kids retarded?
+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)
+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!
+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.
+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.
+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.
+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?
+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.
+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]
+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]
+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]
+ my dad is a garbage collector.
+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]
+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.
+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!
+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!
+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.
+ my mom is a school nurse.
+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!
+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!
+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!
+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.
+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!
+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]
+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!
+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]
+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).
+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.
+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!
+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]
+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.
+ what the hell is a FLICKR?
+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]
+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]
+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.
+ where’d you get that dress from?
+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].
+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.
+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]
+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.
+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)
+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.
+ are those Nike shoes or not?
+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.
+ i got an A!
+ I FAILED!
+ I PASSED!
+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)
+ I suck at Math.
+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?
+ I’m a Teacher.
+ I’m a Student.
+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.
+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]
+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.
+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?
+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]
+ you’re GAY!
+ you’re FAT!
+ you’re STUPID!
+ you’re UGLY!
+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.
+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?
+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.
+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?
aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?
+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.
+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.
+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!
+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.
+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.
+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.
+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.
+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.
+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.
+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.
+ i have 4 grand babies!
+ i don’t want to get married.
+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.
+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!
+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.
+ chest hair is gross.
+ i think chest hair is sexy.
+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.
+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!
+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]
+ am i late to the orgy?
+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?
+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?
+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?
+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.
+ I’m scared of the dark.
+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)
+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
+ you stink!
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On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
Juan M. Latorre, MD, received his medical degree from Pontifica Universidad Javeriana School of Medicine in Bogotá, Columbia. He completed an internship in Internal Medicine at the University of Chicago and residency in Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation at the Baylor College of Medicine/University of Texas Alliance in Houston, where he also completed Fellowship training in Spinal Cord Injury. Dr. Latorre pursued further Fellowship training in Advanced Spinal Cord Injury at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center-Department of Veteran Affairs in Dallas.
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Danielle L. Hinton, M.D. is a physiatrist, specializing in physical medicine & rehabilitation (PM&R). She is a graduate of Jackson State University and the University of South Alabama College of Medicine. Dr. Hinton completed her medical training at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, where she served as chief resident. She is currently vice president of medical staff and medical director of the sports outreach program at Baptist Rehabilitation Germantown. Dr. Hinton’s personal interests include gardening, cooking, and community involvement via Big Brothers Big Sisters of America, Germantown Rotary Club, and Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc.
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On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
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On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
Brian absolutely overpowered and lapped the field in his event. He now races for Sierra Pacific, a team sponsored by a large specialty group mainly orthopedists, Sierra Pacific Orthopedic Group, but also including two physiatrists and Henry Aryan, MD, a neurosurgeon specializing in complex spinal disorders. Several of the physician's assistants working there race cycles, but the more cautious docs only ride recreationally! They are located down the street from Spruce Multispecialty Group, where one of the doctors rides socially...and takes a lot of cycling photos.
Second in the race was Brian's long-time training and racing buddy, Eric Easterling, shown in the shot linked below, from the fall of 2005, as they rode the dirt section of CR 406 featured in the Washboard 100:
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On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
Director of Professional Development, Orysia Cardoso, talks with RIchard, a reisdent and attendee of the "Understanding Stroke" seminar.
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On February 29, 2012, Toronto, ON, an accident benefits seminar organized by Howie, Sacks & Henry LLP on St.-Michaels Hospital grounds, addressed all too familiar issues relating to the lack of funding from the system crippled by the September 2010 changes.
“When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you achieve it.” -Paulo Coelho
Your research is important. Share it. Connect @ACRM2019 & let's get it into practice. The Call for instructional courses has been extended one final time: 4 Feb. See all deadlines & details: ACRM.org/call
Call for Proposals for the ACRM Annual Conference — the world’s largest rehabilitation research event :: Progress in Rehabilitation Research :: Translation to Clinical Practice
ACRM Annual Conference ATLANTA HILTON 21 - 24 OCT 2020
#CallforProposals #RehabResearch #Interdisciplinary #CancerRehab #LimbRestoration #AssistiveTech #Physio #Researchers #Research #PhysicalMedicine #Physiatrists #Physiatry #PhysicalTherapy #PhysicalTherapists #OccupationalTherapy #OT #PT #TBI #BrainInjury #Concussions #StrokeTherapy #StrokeResearch #StrokeRehab #SpinalCordInjury #Abilities #Wellness #FunctionalMedicine #ACRM2020 #ACRM2019 #Mentoring
As a physiatrist, Dr. Mary Kneiser helps patients recover from various physical injuries caused by broken bones, joints, and nerves.
When Jacob Urbina, 25, lost his right index finger nine years ago while removing debris during volunteer flood relief efforts in Palestine, Texas, he thought his life as he knew it was over. And it was. He just never expected it to lead to everything positive in his life afterward.
Now his goal is to become a physiatrist, creating unique treatment plans for people with differences in physical function, so he is hoping to match with a physical medicine and rehabilitation residency.
If you're bothered by the fact that you can't retrieve your loved ones from any physical or mental or emotional trauma or PTSD, then going to a physiatrist might be a good idea but the better one is to let them in music therapy.
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