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She's climbing and on her way to Atlanta. When she was out of sight, I drove John G back to his Jeep and left for home still excited by the whole event. About ten minutes into my drive home, I received a text from my friend Rocky, in Atlanta, who had instigated the plane's sale to the Delta Flight Museum. He and I had become long distance friends texting back and forth information about the restoration and the museum. This time Rocky didn't have good news. Evidently about twenty minutes into the flight #3 engine lost oil pressure and had to be shut down. Then, to make matters worse #4 engine would not produce full power. John M and the contract crew turned the plane around and headed for Mesa-Gateway Airport in Mesa, AZ, where the owners have a large maintenance facility.

 

It arrived safely at Gateway with the only additional mishap being a blown oleo strut seal on one of the main gears upon landing. That was great news but a problem for me. Mesa-Gateway is an air carrier airport with all of the security and restrictions of any larger airport that handles airlines. I knew that my access to photograph any further work on the DC-7 would be greatly reduced or nonexistent. After a couple of phone calls to the plane's owner it became evident that any further access would be nonexistent.

 

Fortunately, a good friends gave me some updates as the work progressed. Between June 16, and November 16, of 2019 it would seem that work was progressing very slowly. The Museum was becoming impatient, but in all honesty the airplane's owner's primary maintenance facility at Mesa-Gateway, where the DC-7 was now located, is a busy place. They have a number of their own C-130s that are maintained there, and I understand they maintain C-130s for other operators as well.

 

While at Gateway the oleo strut seal was repaired which required removing the lower landing gear section. Douglas had designed the DC-7 landing gear with an interesting feature that made replacement of an oleo seal much easier and didn't require removing the lower part of the gear. Douglas made a provision for two oleo seals on the gear. One was the active seal, and the other was a reserve. This way if the active seal failed the lower part of the gear could be extended far enough to remove the bad seal and roll the reserve seal into its place. But I'm guessing that the reserve oleo seal on Tanker 33 had been used a long time ago.

 

For the engine work Dan was brought back again. Engine #3 needed an overhaul or replacement. An overhaul would be very expensive and time-consuming. Considering that the plane was only going to make one more flight...ever, it just wasn't cost effective. The alternative was to rent an engine from an operation in Oregon. That company is probably the last commercial operator of DC-7s in the world. An agreement was reached, and the rental engine was installed. That would get the plane to Atlanta where the rental engine would be removed and shipped back to the owner in Oregon. Then the failed #3 engine would be reinstalled for the museum's static display.

 

Engine #4's issue of not developing full power was also corrected. And Dan made some modifications to the fuel control system of all four engines (sorry I don't remember what the mod is called). The mod was used on other R-3350 installations but not on this aircraft. There was a marked improvement in engine operation after the modifications.

 

So, everything looked ready to go again, but this time they decided to do a test flight first. It was a good idea. During the test flight everything was going well until a warning light on engine #4 illuminated. It was a "Chip Detector Warning". Chip Detectors have been standard engine equipment since the days of the high horsepower radials engines like the R-3350. Even in today's jets and turboprops they are considered required equipment. In basic concept, they are two small magnets connected to an electrical circuit. The magnets are kind of like a sparkplug placed in the engine's oil circulating system. If a component of the engine starts to abnormally wear it will shed pieces of metal into the oil. That metal will fill the gap between the two magnets closing an electrical circuit illuminating the Chip Detector Warning light. If a pilot sees a consistently illuminated Chip Detector Warning the correct response is to shut down that engine. For some unknown reason #4 was not shut down by the contracted crew.

 

When Dan investigated the problem, he found that the engine reduction gearing was failing. The gears were shedding quantities of metal chips, and not shutting down the engine had allowed the metal chips to spread through the oil system contaminating the engine's moving parts and bearings. The engine was trashed.

 

Fortunately, the people in Oregon had another engine that could be rented to replace #4. Dan and the Mesa crew mounted the engine and departure was scheduled for early on the morning of November 16th.

Strummin' Hand, Chord Hand. I could probably do better positioning with this, but it struck me tonight, about how different my hands are since I've been playing guitar again occasionally. I've meant to do a shot like this before and finally remembered tonight. Unlike Dolly Parton, I can't play chords with nails of any appreciable length, so they're nonexistent on my left hand, while my right hand is all pretty-fied.

This is my first attempt at HDR.

 

It was a sunny day so I decided to visit The British Museum. Unfortunately by the time I got there, it became cloudy and the dramatic deep blue sky I had hoped to capture with sun light streaming through the curved glass roof and casting shadows were nonexistent. :-( Instead the sky turned a whitish grey and inside the museum everything looked dull and colourless. So HDR to the rescue!

All the shots were taken handheld (who says you need a tripod) 3 bracketed exposures set at continuous firing.

 

After a few hours at the museum as the weather was poor I decided to visit Westminster Cathedral. I had to struggle to get there and find parking. Once inside I found out that photography wasn’t allowed during a service so I had to wait around an hour until it finished. I think I captured some good shots for HDR but unbelievably, when I got back home and started to download the photos, half way through the download the memory card got somehow got jammed and I couldn’t download the photos from the church. What a nightmare! A wasted afternoon:-( By the way, this was a new 32GB Kingston elite pro card. The shop recommended it to me as they didn’t have the Lexar in stock that I wanted. So I won’t be buyer Kingston cards again.

 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the photos.

 

As it’s my first attempt at HDR I would be grateful for your comments, criticisms etc.

I've never been a fan of hoppers...that is until I got my macro lens, and boy oh boy are they stunning. My knowledge is nonexistent with regards to them, except calling them a grasshopper. Does anyone have an ID for this one?

 

Habitat: Subtropical mountainous area, hot & humid, thick brush and trees.

Location: New Taipei, Taiwan

 

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Stivan, a small settlement on Adriatic Sea island Cres in Kvarner bay, is an almost abandoned place. Incredibly stony ground, almost nonexistent arable soil, not close enough to the sea shore to be of interest for tourists, offers little to survive. Some old fig trees and olive trees and sheep, this is all one can rely on. But it is situated in a great landscape, in an open, rather flat (as the whole south part of the island) Mediterranean landscape, harsh, wind-swept and sunny, with mild spring and autumn climate and hot summers. Yet, 200 years ago men was capable not only to survive here but also to live full lives and to build large stony farmhouses like this one on my pictures. Now it is a ruin worth nothing, defeated by time and overtaken by Wulfen's Spurge (Euphorbia wulfeni).

Mendon Ponds Park is owned and very poorly maintained by the County of Monroe, NY.

 

Unfortunately, this extraordinary property is rapidly deteriorating due to an egregious lack of care. Trails are not cleared of debris... signs are useless. Park maintenance is essentially nonexistent. They do have a marketing department. Seriously, the taxpayers are paying the salaries of a county parks marketing department.

 

Email Mendon Ponds Park complaints to: countyexecutive@monroecounty.gov

Unfortunately, the only weakness for the Butterfly Magic room (Tucson Botanical Gardens) is their nearly nonexistent resources to identify types of butterflies on display.

Sidney Woodruff (red), graduate student, shares a laught with Raaghav Sexena, animal biology major, and Catelyn Bylsma (grey), evolution, ecology and biodiversity major, as the do research in the Arboretum on June 8, 2022.

The project involves assisting Dr. Brian Todd and Ph.D. Student Sidney Woodruff in a research study evaluating how native species respond to the removal of non-native species and waterway restoration. The research objectives are to investigate the abundance and population demography of the native Western pond turtle (Actineymys marmorata) and population response in growth and demography from the removal of non-native red-eared sliders. Natural populations of the Western pond turtle are found in the UC Davis Arboretum where red-eared sliders occupy the same ecological niche in high densities. Natural populations of Western pond turtles are found in the nearby South Fork of Putah Creek where the presence of non-native turtles is extremely low or nonexistent. This work can highlight the importance of waterway restoration in building a more resilient ecosystem while supporting the recovery and conservation of native species.

 

Providing this opportunity will allow undergraduate students to be involved in wildlife conservation research under the supervision of a graduate student mentor and PI while also supporting the objectives of this study and the restoration of the UC Davis Arboretum.

   

1993 Suède Sweden Svezia

Coucher de soleil.

Sunset

Tramonto ... che bello !

 

Escapade en train à Blåhammaren, dans le nord de la Suède, près de la frontier norvégienne.

Il est conseillé de savoir lire une carte et utiliser la boussole, car les sentiers ne sont pas bien marqués et on ne rencontre quasi personne ... le temps peut aussi changer brusquement : en qq minutes on passé de l'été à l'hiver avec de la neige (meme en plein mois de juillet).

 

Week-end close to the Norwegian border, in the north of Sweden, at Blåhammaren.

It is recommended to be able to read a map and use a compass because the paths are almost nonexistent ... the weather can also change within minutes going from Summer into Winter (with snow mid of July).

 

Camminata vicina al confine con la Norvegia, a Blåhammaren (2 giorni).

Saper leggere una mappa e utilizzare una bussola è d'obbligo perché i sentieri non si vedono bene. E non c'è molta gente da incontrare ! Subito il meteo può anche cambiare da estate a inverno con neve a metà luglio !

If you're like most people, you're probably not an authority in relation to auto repairs. Since this is the way it is, you must properly inform yourself for this subject in order to do several of the minor maintenance your car might require. Please read on to learn to become better at auto repair.

 

Seek out online body shop reviews for almost any business you're contemplating patronizing. This will give an idea about the public's view of all the service and tells you who and where you should avoid. Take advantage of this information to decide on a store that you're more comfortable with giving money to.

 

Try and get OEM parts for your personal car. These parts are original and in the manufacturer. Although generic parts will be more affordable, OEM parts are higher quality and may go longer. Getting the best value on generic parts means you might have to acquire a similar parts again and pay a mechanic to improve them throughout the next number of years.

 

If you're headlights are giving off dull light, they may just be dirty. Sometimes there may be grease and/or dirt upon it, and yes it lessens the brightness of your light. Work with a quality glass cleaning product and boost the situation dramatically.

 

Understand more about your car or truck in order to determine the trouble upfront and reduce costs. It will save you a ton of money by diagnosing it yourself, and yes it might also protect you as a victim of fraud. An unscrupulous mechanic may exaggerate the trouble or diagnose nonexistent ones to charge a fee more.

 

Ask your mechanic if he's worked tirelessly on a car or truck just like yours. Yes, every car has a engine, a radiator, plus a gas tank, so how they can be built may vary greatly from vehicle to vehicle. When you don't think the store you might really knows anything they are accomplishing, take your car or truck on the dealer instead.

 

Seeing that you've go to the end on this article, you possess more know-how about auto repair. Seek out strategies to fix small problems yourself, and take your car or truck into a professional if you want to. You have to have a car or truck that runs well. autocraftservices.com/Orangevale-auto-maintenance

Mendon Ponds Park is owned and very poorly maintained by the County of Monroe, NY.

 

Unfortunately, this extraordinary property is rapidly deteriorating due to an egregious lack of care. Trails are not cleared of debris... signs are useless. Park maintenance is essentially nonexistent. They do have a marketing department. Seriously, the taxpayers are paying the salaries of a county parks marketing department.

 

Email Mendon Ponds Park complaints to: countyexecutive@monroecounty.gov

This is my first attempt at HDR.

 

It was a sunny day so I decided to visit The British Museum. Unfortunately by the time I got there, it became cloudy and the dramatic deep blue sky I had hoped to capture with sun light streaming through the curved glass roof and casting shadows were nonexistent. :-( Instead the sky turned a whitish grey and inside the museum everything looked dull and colourless. So HDR to the rescue!

All the shots were taken handheld (who says you need a tripod) 3 bracketed exposures set at continuous firing.

 

After a few hours at the museum as the weather was poor I decided to visit Westminster Cathedral. I had to struggle to get there and find parking. Once inside I found out that photography wasn’t allowed during a service so I had to wait around an hour until it finished. I think I captured some good shots for HDR but unbelievably, when I got back home and started to download the photos, half way through the download the memory card got somehow got jammed and I couldn’t download the photos from the church. What a nightmare! A wasted afternoon:-( By the way, this was a new 32GB Kingston elite pro card. The shop recommended it to me as they didn’t have the Lexar in stock that I wanted. So I won’t be buyer Kingston cards again.

 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the photos.

 

As it’s my first attempt at HDR I would be grateful for your comments, criticisms etc.

Unfortunately, the only weakness for the Butterfly Magic room (Tucson Botanical Gardens) is their nearly nonexistent resources to identify types of butterflies on display.

David Burke & Donatella

 

After eating one of these without the bubblegum cream, the flavors were kinda weak. Strong presence of cream cheese, a hint of cherry and the pistachio flavor is almost nonexistent except for the texture.

 

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"Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules. You can kill them with this, for they can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity."

 

"Change means movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of a nonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasive friction of conflict."

 

"The cry of the Have-Nots has never been "give us our hearts," but always "get off our backs"; they ask not for love but for breathing space."

 

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We skied a half day at Keystone and weren't impressed with the changes they've made; to park as close as we used to for free costs crazy money now, night skiing was pretty much nonexistent, and they've put in a new gondola that requires a long trudge over a bridge each time one wants to ride it—the old one was only inconvenient at the beginning of the day. Given that we paid more for a half day there than we would for a full day at Walt Disney World, I don't think I'll be going back anytime soon.

Eight gargoyles look down from the 185-feet-high east and west towers. The gargoyles are primarily decorative, and do not serve as water spouts as do those on many of the cathedrals of Europe. The original gargoyles placed on the Cathedral in 1917 weathered and eroded to the extent that hey were nonexistent by 1930. In the 1975 restoration, eight new steel-reinforced gargoyles, weighing 1,200 pounds each, were placed on the Cathedral. Each gargoyle, made by University of Utah art student Peter Cole, represents a petrified combination of a bird, a dog and a cat.

ohmygoood i look all flaky and ewwww.

stupid makeup.

 

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Costa Rica lives on the concept “less is more” which makes it a wonderful place for one to retire. It’s a slower pace and an easier lifestyle along with it’s beautiful tropical weather.

A harsh reality of retirement is that most people don’t have nearly as much saved up as they thought they did making it difficult to retire comfortably in the USA. In Costa Rica, on the other hand, the taxes are nearly nonexistent and the cost of living is significantly less than that of North America. Caribbean Highlands can provide a beautiful gated community surrounded by the rainforest and beautiful beaches at an affordable price.

 

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Caribbean Highlands provides several amenities such as a nature preserve with hiking trails and exercise stations, a community center with a fully furnished gym, a large pool, and even a helipad with a helicopter on reserve.

Not only is the Caribbean Highlands community wonderful but all of Costa Rica is as well. If you’re wondering “why Costa Rica?” everyone who has been there will ask you “why NOT Costa Rica?” It is politically stable and neutral, the cost of living is one of the lowest in the americas, the climate is amazing, along with several more reasons why Costa Rica is the optimal place to retire. The people, the animals and the culture to name a few good reasons to retire here.

 

If you have any questions please contact us via:

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Mendon Ponds Park is owned and very poorly maintained by the County of Monroe, NY.

 

Unfortunately, this extraordinary property is rapidly deteriorating due to an egregious lack of care. Trails are not cleared of debris... signs are useless. Park maintenance is essentially nonexistent. They do have a marketing department. Seriously, the taxpayers are paying the salaries of a county parks marketing department.

 

Email Mendon Ponds Park complaints to: countyexecutive@monroecounty.gov

Maine state capitol in Augusta. The only other time I've seen this building was way back in late summer 1996. The dome was green then. Coppery green, like the Statue of Liberty (as is given away in the collage picture of the capitol made of business cards posted here). It was recently repainted black, within the last few years.

 

It's a fairly straightforward and understated capitol which makes it enjoyable. The city of Augusta...an unusual place. A town of 20,000, there aren't many amenities here, and public transportation is nonexistent. I was incredibly lucky to get uber drivers, according to the one who drove me back to the bus station. Overall, Maine isn't a place to be if you aren't driving yourself around.

Snowy Egret, Morro Bay State Park Marina, Morro Bay, CA

 

**Birds of the World:**

*Agonistic Behavior*

 

- Physical Interactions

Breeders in New Jersey initiated chases in colonies when intruder (Snowies and other species) was 0.7 m away from the nest, on average, but won only 32% of interspecific contests. When intruding on other species' territories, Snowy Egrets were chased a mean distance of 1.3 m. Agonistic interactions with conspecifics were most frequent before eggs were laid, nonexistent by end of incubation.

 

- Communicative Interactions

Defends small territories around nest and for foraging. Defense of foraging territories brief and sporadic in s. New Jersey. Hostile displays involve crest-raising and rasping calls (Aah, Raah). Upright posture and moderate plume erection proceeds in low-intensity displays (Snap, Stretch) to full attacks with inclined body and fully erected feathers. Fights during territory establishment common. At nest site, hostile displays accompanied by vocalizations and intensification of soft-part color. Low-intensity Stretch display by territorial male attracts group which is initially attacked by displaying male. Higher-intensity displays associated with fewer attacks.

Duck with figs didn't seem particularly Catalan, but I wanted it anyway. Poultry seemed practically nonexistent in Barcelona.

 

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A rare moment when the Docklands - and an incongruent cathedral across Route 66) - are nonexistent.

A view of Bagh-e-Babur in Kabul...The Emperor Babur built his finest garden in his favourite city in 1528 and is said to have enjoyed so many long afternoons with concubines and fountains of wine there that he chose it as his final resting place...Time has taken its toll on Babur's original garden and by 2001, three decades of foreign occupation, unrest, a devastating civil war and an iron fisted Taliban rule, rendered them nonexistent. Restoration on the site began in 2002 by the Agha Khan Foundation... .Babur's gardens attract over 300,000 visitors per year who pay a 20 Afghanis (40 cents or 25p) entrance fee in order to enjoy the open spaces and picnic beneath shady trees. Although many visitors are in Kabul visiting friends and family, most are Kabuli and can ill afford the luxury or their own patch of land in the city..

I'm gobsmacked by several things here. First, the light was nonexistent. Yet the Sony A7RII performed extremely well at incredibly high ISO. Second, using knowledge developed around a digital Zone System, I knew precisely where I wanted the tonal values and was able to place them accordingly. Third, I am happy to confirm the dynamic range of the sensor extends usefully to below Zone 0 (Zone -2!), even at such high ISO settings. Fourth, 1950s German optics can do the trick. These images were made using a triplet wide angle. Who would design such a thing and make it work? Micro-contrast is something to be seen, otherwise you wouldn't believe it.

Winter remains nonexistent. While this shot looks like there may be a 1/4 inch, it really was only a light dusting.

A headlining performance by Looming at Black Sheep Cafe in Springfield, IL on January 17, 2014. Openers included Meredosia, Bad Catman, Bookmobile, and The Flips.

 

Words cannot describe how good it felt to be shooting another show at Black Sheep after so long. It doesn't have the greatest lighting and the photo pit is nonexistent, but I just feel so at home there because that community of people is just incredible. They all support each other so much and it's amazing to be a part of that and to get to photograph it every so often. And then getting to be the guest photographer for Harm House's "Record of the Night" was absolutely awesome. Honestly, when I look back, I can't even begin to describe how thankful I am to the Black Sheep venue and community for everything they've done for me. This was my training ground when I was really getting started, and these are the people who took me in and accepted me without question and without reservation. That, and they put on some kick-ass shows =)

The Salmon aquarium at the Namsen river near Grong. The whole stop was very disappointing because they had stopped the waterfall (it looked because of maintenenace). The museum was nothing special despite a hefty entrance fee, the restaurant overcrowded and the aquarium nonexistent in general it turned out to be a dreary place, not worth the recommendation we had read in the tour guide.

Bushwhacking is so much fun, sarcasm intended.

 

Cooper Creek Reservoir, Douglas County Parks, Sutherlin, Oregon

+ AWESOME GOD (Worship Forever 2021) - Michael W. Smith: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZDuMGp3WY&list=RDsEZDuMGp3W...

 

+ Indian Guru Tries To Convince Gordon Ramsay To Be Vegetarian | Gordon's Great Escape (INFJ Male & ENTJ Male) (that’s some gay shit!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTmqHh28raI

 

+ Will Demps - Sensual Seduction (ENTP Male & INFJ Male [Snoop Dogg]): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMC-1ai8-sI&list=RDLMC-1ai8-s...

  

[are you sure about that?]

 

+ my parents are broke. we barely have enough money to fill our fridge with food, but my mom thought it’d be a good idea to decorate the shit out of my room.

 

+ my parents are rich, we have a ton of money. my mom thinks this room could be bigger and she doesn’t think i have enough stuff in here. we need more stuff!

 

+ i have such a nice room, i wish we could travel more!

 

+ we travel a whole bunch, i still can’t stand my parents. all they do is bicker and argue. god, they need to fuck! (what if your parents aren’t actually physically, emotionally, or mentally attracted to eachother?)

 

+ i hate this room, i wanted the walls to stay white. why the hell did they paint it blue?

 

+ our housekeeper doesn’t give a shit, she wants her paycheck and leaves.

 

+ did the housekeeper steal my toy and give it to her kid? where did my cash go?

 

+ my housekeeper is like my mom (grandma). She’s always cared for me in a deep way. She’s easy to talk to and spends more time with me, than mom. Mom’s always at work, gossiping with “friends,” and busy shopping.

 

+ our housekeeper is sleeping with my dad. our gardener and pool boy is sleeping with mom.

 

+ my mom is filing for a divorce. he hits her, takes their money and gives it to others, lies to everyone that she does nothing for the family, kicks her out of the house [new pussy will take your place], doesn’t give her any credit [you don’t work], yells derogatory comments towards her, and is hypercritical. i wonder why she’d want to divorce such a fine gentleman? good thing she has a prenup!

 

+ why would your dad want to file for a divorce? it’s usually women who want a divorce.

 

+ my dad is filing for a divorce because he found a hotter, younger, thinner, lighter skinned female. they’re coworkers! they are going to run off into the sunset and live happily ever after. that’s fine, i’ll just stay here with our daughter while you make sweet love with your new partner. let’s see how long the honeymoon phase lasts? pagl. (obviously dad is horny as hell, the grass is greener on the other side, and comparison trap. my dad (ENTP African American) and step mom (ESTJ Caucasian) think they are going to be a power couple. that looks great on the outside, but it’s only a matter of time until they have an explosive fight too.)

 

+ imagine giving your husband 4 hours of sex one day and then 2 more hours of sex, the next day. AND he still wants new pussy. how do you keep your dick hard for that long? how does your vagina take that much dick?

 

+ how many dicks have you taken? have you ever taken 2 dicks at once?

 

+ how many vaginas have you fucked? have you ever had more than one female at a time?

 

+ if you’ve been married for 10 years, your marriage is considered safe. the likelihood of a divorce is reduced.

 

+ my parents have been married for 25 years and got a divorce.

 

+ all my dad does is laugh, he doesn’t take anything seriously. he’s at work again (at least the bills are paid on time).

 

+ did i mention as of July 3, 2025, the U.S. National Debt stands at $36.2 trillion. Not saying it’s any one persons fault. Maybe it’s time we stop blaming eachother and take a good look at ourselves. what can we do now? (make your bed or don’t)

 

+ i pretend to like mom’s and try to make mom’s feel important. in reality, i hate my mom and want revenge!

 

+ i pretend to like my dad and try to make dad’s feel important. in reality, i hate my dad and want revenge!

 

+ i love my mom, she’s always been there for me. she my biggest supporter. she’s kind, gentle, knows how to budget, listens well, sticks up for me, believes in me, and is very generous. is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with her? (YES!)

 

+ i love my dad, he’s always protected, provided, made me laugh, is detail oriented, caring, kind, respectful to all, keeps his boundaries (knows when to draw the line). is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with him? (YES!)

 

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date women! or me, your Mom! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

 

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date men! or me, your Dad! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

 

+ my parents are very important people. their idea of taking care of me is throwing money at my face (not literally) (i’ll later become a stripper for a couple of months, in which then cash will be thrown at my feet).

 

+ my parents are never satisfied. my mom thinks her next degree will make her smarter and deserving of more respect. my dad has bought more properties than we can count. he believes he will get more respect for that.

 

+ we have too many cars at our house. i’m not sure when my dad will be happy? the upkeep is crazy. i swear he spends more time at the car mechanic shop, than with us. you can only drive one car at a time. the other cars just sit there and start breaking down. (unless your filthy rich and can get someone to start each car and put some miles on it.)

 

+ i’m gay!

 

+ i’m straight!

 

+ i’m fat!

 

+ i’m fat and gay!

 

+ i’m fat and straight!

 

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female!

 

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female! i’m a CEO of my own company. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

 

+ i’m a male CEO, show some respect. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

 

+ i hate that everyone calls me gay, i’m not fucking gay. shut the fuck up all of you!

 

+ i hate that everyone calls me straight, i’m not fucking straight. shut the fuck up all of you!

 

+ just because my parents are in a heterosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re straight.

 

+ just because my parents are in a homosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re gay. one of my dad’s needs better insurance and is going through some financial difficulties right now.

 

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to eat a damn cheeseburger right now. wanna come?

 

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to go on a diet. i may even throw up on purpose to loose weight faster. (the acid will come up and burn your esophageal lining, it’s a good idea not to do that) (says the person who watches porn) (you are beautiful, beauty comes from within. but i can’t convince you of that, you have to believe in yourself. You are worthy of love and positive attention. that love doesn’t necessarily come from another human being, because we are all flawed. what you love about someone one day, may be the very thing you can’t stand the next. no one person can COMPLETE you. you are already complete, someone can walk beside you and compliment you.)

 

+ my parents tell me i’m a slut every fucking day, i’ll eat that burger with you fatty, then i gotta go. i have an appointment with a dick and/or vagina that needs sucking and fucking.

 

+ um, i’m married now. i don’t do that shit anymore. i found JESUS and i’m a changed person God damn it! i don’t even know why i need to convince you of anything, y’all are stupid as fuck 😂. i don’t care about what you think of me. does this dress make me look fat?

 

+ my mom is broke and has no class.

 

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still a whore! (i USED to be a whore God damn it!) (fine, if you’re going to call me a whore at least call me a GOOD FOR NOTHING FAT WHORE)

 

+ did i tell you i was a big time whore but then found Jesus and now i’m straight! Jesus healed me! my family was broke for awhile but then we worked our asses off and saved money. we have no debt! [we didn’t need Dave Ramsey, we’re just Chinese like that] [side note: not all Chinese people know how to save money]. we’re not as broke as we used to be. but it depends who asks. we don’t give handouts! (unless you are a NEW PUSSY, then maybe my husband will fuck you) (i’ll be filing for a divorce in a few years).

 

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still acts like a NUN! (look, i wear designer name brand dresses ok!) (fine, i’ve only had one partner my whole life, sue me!) (maybe 2 partners?, don’t tell your husband. he may get pissed that you weren’t a virgin when he fucked you on your marriage night.)

 

+ my mom is an attention whore. if anything is remotely about her, she freaks out. she thinks she is the center of the universe.

 

+ my dad is always showing off. he’s insecure as fuck. he thinks because everyone claps for him, they are truly on his side. as soon as he can’t perform anymore, watch how many of his “fans” head for the hills. (fine, i guess we’ll never do anything significant. we’ll all just sit on our asses and watch TV all fucking day! [it’s called YouTube now]) (make me a sandwich bitch, bring me a beer, clean the house, why are you so damn slow?, am i getting some tonight or not?, have you cooked anything yet?)

 

+ my mom thinks being a dentist is the most important thing in life. we’re all secondary to her career. what will she do once she realizes her patients aren’t her friends? it’s a good thing she’s broke and homeless. did i mention she’s a bus driver now? [no gift card for you, my husband gave them all away to his mistresses].

 

+ my mom thinks all that matters is turning me into a MOM. i don’t want to get married and have kids. why the hell would i want to cook, clean, do laundry, talk to a dog all day [my dad], my mom is loud as hell and talks so much, all she does is gossip and give money to her family members when we barely have anything. she’s busy impressing the family and has high expectations of her children, while not doing a whole lot herself constructively as a Mom. Which then makes me not really appreciate motherhood. Growing up with my family was stressful as hell, there was never any peace. i still listened to my parents; got married and had kids. i like 2 of them (INTP girl [DDS] and INTP boy), but the FAT one can go to hell (she’s useless, talks a lot of nonsense, and i’m still wondering if she’s a DENTIST yet!).

 

+ my mom is a dentist and i work for her as a dental assistant. she says we don’t have enough money already [it’s never enough for her]. she encouraged me to go massage other dentists during my lunch breaks (she has a list of favorites). she knows dentists are very tired physically and says i’m still young and have plenty of energy [mei mei gives a hell of a massage, she’s got good hands!]. they give me cash for my services. [my dad yelled at her once he found out what she told me to do] [note: my mom is a good dentist but not the brightest in other areas of life].

 

+ we have a ton of money, big houses, nice cars, clothes, can get whatever the fuck we want to eat, can go on fancy vacations, have a ton of friends (we’re super POPULAR!), and i’m still stressed out. there is no peace or harmony here.

 

+ my name Jaslin Tsai and i very gentle and kind. i have size 4 waistline, nice hair, cute face, skin as white as snow, and I’m a virgin [at least my future husband will think so]. i vegetarian. i never scream, yell, or shout. i am perfect match for Bronson O. Johnson (African American ENTP). did i mention i come from Taiwan. i will make good wife for him, i am very submissive. (when reality hits and she’s a BIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH) (my mother-in-law never really liked or accepted me)

 

+ my parents claim they don’t argue about anything, i would beg to defer. the house is a mess (literally and figuratively).

 

+ my mom is rich and still has no class. she’s ghetto as fuck! (that goes for Black and White people)

 

+ my mom is so dramatic and hypersensitive.

 

+ my mom hasn’t read a book in years, she’s stupid as fuck. (watch your mouth, young lady!)

 

+ my dad takes things too seriously, he’s such a clean freak. (he’s neat and organized)

 

+ my dad’s piss drunk right now, vomiting in the bathroom. i gotta go.

 

+ y’all have a dad? where can i get one of those? do they sell that at Target or Walmart?

 

+ my dad died, when i was 19 years old. my whole life changed. i’ve learned and grown a lot since then.

 

+ my dad passed away when i was a baby (INTJ). i wish i got to spend some time with him. i don’t have any memories with him. My mom raised my sister (INTP) and i for as long as possible. We’re Asian and our mom remarried a Caucasian man. he helped raise us.

 

+ i have a dad, but we’re still waiting on the DNA test results to see if he’s really my biological dad. my mom’s kinda a whore.

 

+ my dad is a male gigolo.

 

+ my mom is a stripper. she’s the bread earner of the house.

 

+ i’m being raised by a single mom.

 

+ i’m being raised by a single dad.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still wheelchair bound.

 

+ i have this room and i still have autism.

 

+ i have this room and i still have down syndrome.

 

+ i have this room and i still have MS.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still STUPID.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still USELESS.

 

+ i have this room and i still want pussy.

 

+ i have this room and i still want dick.

 

+ i have this room and i still want dick and pussy.

 

+ my mom's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

 

+ my dad's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

 

+ my mom's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

 

+ my dad's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

 

+ i have this room and did i ever tell you i watched a video of a dog fucking a woman! i also saw a video of a man fucking a female dog! WOW!

 

+ my parents gave all our money to the church, now we’re broke as fuck. they are big show offs. the church is still ungrateful. no matter how much we gave, they were never satisfied (discontentment). if we gave a little (members of the church would make fun of us for being cheap and poor). if we gave a lot (members of the church would make fun us for being show offs and acting too proud).

 

+ my parents are pastors, not sure why we need all these bells and whistles. in fact, they have multiple churches. it’s too much in my opinion. they never have any time for me and their relationship is like a business. it’s annoying watching all the women [men too] flirt with my dad (they are all OBSESSED with him). guys [girls too] flirt with my mom and it’s annoying. i do get a ton of cash, stuff, delicious food, vacations, a good insurance plan, car, a paid off house, etc. there’s always something to be grateful for.

 

+ my friends are always comparing themselves to me and jealous of what i have. if i give them a little, they are ungrateful. if i give them a lot, they are still ungrateful (they want MORE because according to them, they DESERVE what’s mine).

 

+ i don’t know why anyone would like a fat, stupid, broke, chink bitch? she’s a HOUSEWIFE for Christ sakes!

 

+ i like sharing, it makes me feel good inside. i’m grateful for what God has given me and i try my best to be a good steward of that. i know we are all interconnected. i do what i can, when i can, if i can. no pressure.

 

+ my parents gave a bunch of money to nonprofit organizations, i’m not sure what they did with the money. did it even go to the orphans and hungry kids?

 

+ my parents are Asian and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Black and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are White and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are European and they are racist. Europeans were slaves to other Europeans, too.

 

+ my parents are Latino and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Indian and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are African and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Indian and are racist towards other Indians.

 

+ my parents are Chinese and they are racist towards other Asians. there is a hierarchy of Asians [Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Indonesian, Malaysian, Vietnamese, Filipino, Cambodian, etc.]

 

+ my dad won’t let me date a Japanese man, but he loves Japanese women. how is that fair? (your dad wants to secretly marry you, lock you in the basement, and never let you see the light of day).

 

+ i have this room and my Aunt is still jealous as fuck of me. My Uncle got her from the village of [fill in the blank]. She thinks i have it all. She calls me spoiled all the time. Gossips about me, which is annoying as fuck. Then expects us to take her out to eat and buy her shit. Which my parents will do, because they are people pleasers.

 

+ i’m emo, leave me the fuck alone. i hate all of you. i don’t even want to talk to you right now. the only reason why you’re here is because my parents are paying you to psychoanalyze me. (we’re all crazy and your parents need psychoanalysis too. it’s easier for them to blame a child. they rather throw their kids under a bus, than to grow up themselves and take responsibly for their own actions.) (i’m still glad you’re here, since your parents are forcing you to be here. let’s make the most of this time.)

 

+ my dad comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

 

+ my mom comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

 

+ my dad and mom come into my room at different times and touch me inappropriately.

 

+ my dad used to rape me and rate my performance. he logged it into a book. he also filmed me. later, we found out he raped my cousins too (girl and boy). is it wrong to be turned on by that? when my husband and i have sex, i think of my dad.

 

+ my mom filed for a divorce and then my dad lost his mind. my parents are both completely nuts. he’s worked his whole life as a doctor (he’s a good provider. but i don’t feel physically safe with him because he broke my trust, he’s a liar and a cheat). my mom is very important; she’s the leader of the mom’s group in our neighborhood, volunteers a lot at our school, and has the nicest outfits. we have a huge house and nice cars. they fight every day and are so loud. it can get violent.

 

+ when my dad has sex with my mom, he’s thinking about his student (daughter, little sister, and best friend).

 

+ when my mom has sex with her husband, she’s thinking about her Professor (i’m also a doctor) (they may or may not have had sex when she was 18 in Toronto (Older Caucasian Professor and European Caucasian Student), at Marymount University [Older Caucasian Sociology Professor], and at New York University [Older Caucasian Public Speaking Professor]) (she’s got daddy issues).

 

+ i’m scared of the dark, so i sleep with my dad. sometimes i feel his hard dick rub against my arm. he enjoys cuddling with me (i’m in 8th grade and yes, i still sleep with my dad).

 

+ my mom gets annoyed if i ask her where she got the candles from (she cares deeply for me) (my daughter is very ungrateful, angry, jealous, has a potty mouth, listens to bad music, and is a BIG FAT SLUT!).

 

+ my mom acts like a dude, she gets offended if i say that to her (she’s hypersensitive, with a touch of OCD.) (my mom won’t even let me say the word “freaking!” it resembles the word FUCKING! something she does not do with my dad).

 

+ there are women in other countries who don’t have access to clean water (they have to walk for miles to a well and then carry a bucket of water back to their village [while carrying a child]). my mom just threw a fit about the brand of water dad purchased. she doesn’t like Dasani, she wants FIJI!

 

+ my dad and mom are first cousins. we like to keep it in the family! that’s why my brother (he’s a dentist, graduated from NYUCD) and i don’t want to have children. we are Chinese and our partners are Caucasian.

 

+ my dad has a gambling problem, he gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

 

+ my mom has a gambling problem, she gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

 

+ hi, i’m a caucasian female and i’d like to say “please show some respect to your elders.”

 

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties.

 

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties. please don’t tell anyone, people out here only like you if they think you have shit. (funny thing about that is, whether you have money or not, people are still people and will be unhappy pieces of shit for all the days of their life.) (you told me to be vulnerable, is this vulnerable enough!)

 

+ we are renting this house. we may move into a smaller or even larger home, who knows?

 

+ we can’t afford this house, our family is so deep in debt but my mom doesn’t want to let go of a fantasy she has in her mind. she’s always comparing herself to others.

 

+ my mom thinks the louder she speaks, it will make a point and confirm her existence.

 

+ my mom speaks loudly and badly because her mom was quieter and never spoke up.

 

+ my mom doesn’t say much and is quieter, because every time she said anything, it was considered inappropriate or unnecessary.

 

+ my mom thinks taking a vow of silence (giving dad the silent treatment) will make a point and confirm her existence.

 

+ my mom has tiny breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

 

+ my mom has huge breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

 

+ my mom is gentle and kind. i’m into that kinda shit.

 

+ i’m not going to compliment my daughter or say anything positive to her because then she’ll get a big head. i rather her have low self esteem or none at all so she can live with mommy all the days of her life. she’s my kutta!

 

+ my parents have explosive fights. They throw lamps at eachother. My dad held a gun to my grandpa’s head (for simply existing) [INFP grandpa raised a daughter who will become “something” and pay all the families bills. he couldn’t make enough money to sustain the family. grandma likes things and wants to give money to her family members, to impress them.] [note: a word to the wise, make sure your finances are squared away before helping others. no matter how much you give to certain family members or friends, it will never be enough. they will always want more and demand it!]

 

+ my daughter is seeing a Physiologist right now (she’s very sick). Anyways, i want her to become a Lawyer and get married, and have babies for me. Then I will show her more respect, kindness, listen, be more attentive (talk less), genuinely care, take her feelings seriously, not scream so loudly, not pick at her flaws (do they really have to be seen as flaws?), not take myself so seriously, not be JEALOUS of my neighbor (friends and family), not gossip, and be more at peace. I will be the most important part of their lives! I will visit them all the time, call them every day, cook for them, bring them gifts, and pit the family against themselves. This will make me look like the heroine! Kim, you always look so sick and tired. We need help in the special needs department, maybe you can volunteer more (this will keep her out of trouble). i know you told me your mom is dentist (but she’s still stupid and i haven’t seen her around the house lately, it must mean she’s mad at you or you stole from her. i know you said your dad was air pilot but i don’t believe that, i bet he’s an employee at 7-11. my husband will look at you in disgust, he’s very important and busy. none of my kids want to talk to you. i know you said hi to my daughter and son, they just roll their eyes and run into the house (hoping you don’t exist), never mind you gave us a shit load of things and money.) (Brenda took a family picture for them y’all! INFP Brenda is now Sameera’s BEST FRIEND. Kim has been replaced that quickly.)

 

+ I’m a Veterinarian and a Mom! My husband is Caucasian and we have 4 kids. I know it all. I have two offices. I live in a BIG house in the middle of nowhere. My patient (who also looks like my cousin) (i told you i’m Vietnamese, not Korean. You look Korean, no you look Korean!) is acting very strange online (she’s posting www.desiringgod.org quotes). That’s freaking my biological family members out, I’m going to look at my patient like she’s bat shit crazy and doubt every word she says. I’m glad she pays all her bills in a timely manner. There are other careers out there, like Dentistry!

 

+ hi, I’m Dr. Maryann Kan FAGD MAGD, i too have 2 clinics. we don’t live in a large house, but we own a few properties. my husband is dead now (i didn’t really pay any attention to him while he was alive, VERY BUSY! GOTTA GO! ER’S! but now that’s he’s dead i’m at his grave site every weekend. my daughter is stupid, she never visits his grave. she doesn’t care about her dad or I.)

 

+ i think everyones doing the best they can. try not to compare yourself to others (even though your parents are). focus on what you can do. no matter how small that action may seem. making your bed and organizing your room is important. reducing the amount of clutter in your room is a helpful start. by clearing up your space, you can slowly start to clear the clutter in your mind. start with YOUR room first. don’t touch anyone else’s room, unless they have given you access.

 

+ hi!

 

+ my parents are super easy going, they laugh at everything. life is a complete joke to them.

 

+ oh look, the dooms day crew is here!

 

+ my parents are too serious. they are always stressed and angry.

 

+ my mom is skinny, she works out so much. her diet is incredibly healthy. she still doesn’t think she’s pretty. i think she’s beautiful. but i can’t convince her of that. i hope one day she realizes that YES, your physical appearance is important. but your spirit is just as important. (i bet you her mom said a bunch of shit to her as a kid. maybe her mom passed away when she was young or her mom was alive physically but dead spiritually. your mom did her best, she could only help you as much as she understood herself.)

 

+ my mom is skinny, she eats a balanced diet. she has a healthy love for herself. she enjoys her own company and doesn’t have very high expectations. she observes negative self talk. she accepts that it’s ok to sit with your sad, mad, frustrated, scared, horny feelings. you don’t need to judge these feelings, just allow them to be. sitting with your feelings is ok. it gives you time to heal. you will not continue with the same feeling all the time, humans go through ups, downs, and in between. the problem lies, when we don’t allow ourselves enough time to process our emotions. we start purchasing stuff left and right, watching porn, sleeping with random people, overeating, gossiping to feel better about ourselves, work ourselves silly, the next vacation will complete me, the next Yelp review will fulfill me, the next partner will be my heaven, etc.

 

+ my mom is fat, she never works out. her diet is horrible. she’s miserable. always sad, cries a lot. hypersensitive, i say one damn thing and she flips out. meanwhile, she talks so much shit and it’s ok for her to do so in her book because she’s the ADULT (if she’s feeding you, clothing you, and has put a roof over your head; i’d keep my mouth shut till you can do so on your own). she’s always wanting stuff from others. thinks those who have money should give her what’s theirs. doesn’t know how to organize her time wisely, she’s always late. the house is a mess. it’s disorganized and smells. she has no idea how to budget. as soon as she gets any money, she spends it and then some. the grass is greener on the other side and she wants what others have without thinking about how they got it. all she does is want want want, WITHOUT giving giving giving! she’s jealous and angry.

 

+ my mom doesn’t like it when i talk, she doesn’t like that i have a voice. (why don’t you be a good girl, sit at home, study, and BE QUIET!)

 

+ my mom says i don’t talk enough, she forces me to talk to everyone. ugh! (you should have MORE friends hunny)

 

+ my mom is good enough, but she doesn’t think so. she’s still trying to prove her existence at this very moment. (um, it’s called CREATIVE WRITING)

 

+ my mom doesn’t like to be questioned, she gets offended easily. (um, yes and no. you have the right to ask questions, it’s a free country. but also your questions are a bit offensive, off putting, and RUDE) (no wonder you don’t have any friends.)

 

+ my mom rather be alone and lonely, than lonely with someone. don’t you hate it when you’re at a party and there’s a ton of people around you, yet you still feel so alone. like nobody will ever fully understand you. (me too!)

 

+ my dad is angry. his dad never showed him how to express his emotions in a positive way. it’s ok to be angry, we all get angry. it’s an emotion, and all humans go through a list of different emotions (we are not robots). if someone hits (picks) on you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone steals from you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone betrays your trust, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone comes at you with anger, you can accept their feeling. you don’t have to change them, you do not control others. you do have control over yourself and may respond with kindness and gentleness. sometimes, that doesn’t work, in which you may have to respond anger with anger. you can also balance kindness, gentleness, and being stern at the same time. behind anger is sadness, hurt, and pain. when people do negative and hurtful things, it’s not so much you. they are battling themselves (battlefield of the mind).

 

+ my mom is moody. her feelings are all over the place. she has no idea how to manage her emotions and self soothe. she’s always waiting for someone else to “save her.” Super Man will come and save her day! i’m a kid, apparently it’s my job to make her happy and elevate her mood. (we are all responsible for our own happiness) (you cannot control anyone, it’s tough enough to control yourself).

 

+ my mom did everything she could to fight for her relationship with her husband. she tried being a good wife and mom. they dated for many years before they got married. once they were married and had 4 kids, my dad got bored. he wanted her to be the same person she was back in the day. his idea of helping the family was to bring a bunch of 25 year olds to the house and let them dictate orders to my mom. he also messed around with a bunch of females in our neighborhood, including our 4th house neighbor. he gave them gift cards, cash, “free” food, and gifts. when they demanded more, he listened and gave it to them. thinking more with his penis. did i mention he is proud and has a heightened sense of self?

 

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat. when i do, she later complains she’s gained too much weight from eating out. then demands i cook her a home cooked meal. in which then she complains again, that she got diarrhea from my cooking. (that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen).

 

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat, then says she’ll get the check the next time around. 6 meals later, i’ve been paying for it all. next time never came around.

 

+ my mom is lonely as fuck (daddy and mommy issues), she wants company. so she eats out with her friends for comfort and pays for their meals. even after spending time with her friends, she still feels lonely. the lunch turns into a therapy session. she feels completely, emotionally drained by the end of the meal. (so you gave your friends a free meal and free therapy?)

 

+ when my mom and dad have sex, she thinks about all the different guys that fucked her before she got married. that can’t be easy for my dad. he also knew she was a whore before they got married. they broke up 100 times, while dating. she encouraged him to leave her alone and to date other women. he continued pursuing the relationship anyways. they have a love and hate relationship. [It’s Year 2022, they are married and a bunch of thirsty bitches are showing up at our door. my dad decided to do everything they said. our switches, gift cards, cash, and toys went missing. he continued blaming mom for everything that was wrong in their relationship. saying things like “she has Alzheimer's and needs a brain scan.” claiming it’s his house and she should get the fuck out (you may want to check the records before assuming anything). Mom wanted to get The Ring Security System installed, but Dad was unhappy about that (YES, we have it in our budget to get The Ring Security System). There was a huge fight about that too].

 

+ hi, I'm Bronson Johnson (INTP & ENTP) and I'm Kim's first African American boyfriend. I may or may not have taken Kim away from INFP Phil (and INTP Yoshi). The last time I checked, Phil liked men and Kim's trying not to suck so much pussy anymore. She's bisexual. I think I can change her mind, we'll work on it. We never had a real relationship, it was all made up. 4 kids and a dog later, i'm going to cheat on her with any of the stupid thirsty bitches out there. (this is exactly why i don't have a joint account and hide my shit all over the place) Once a nigger, always a nigger. Once a chigger, always a chigger. It's CHINK, STUPID! I used to be GAY and like men, but Kim changed me. I was her project, now I like bisexuals.

 

+ hi, I’m Michael P. (ENTP) and I’m Polish Canadian. I’m one of Phil’s best friends and the three of us enjoy hanging out with one another. We like exploring Toronto, Canada together. Kim is not generous at all and really doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She is very mean. [side note: i never used Kim as much as Phil did. She keeps giving and he keeps taking. I know exactly how much to take before she will start to get bitter. This is one of the reasons why she has more respect for me. ESFJ Uncle Paul can confirm that [Police Officer and Real Estate Agent] [We interrupt Kim K.’s fantasy love story with her marrying a black man and having 4 beautiful children, cute dog!] While Phil is working at the Toronto Science Center, Kim and I spend time together. We enjoy eachothers company. She likes that i’m blond, blue eyed, tall, educated (i’m a student at The University of Toronto), down to earth (my family doesn’t have as much money as hers), i pretend to care, know how to make her smile (laugh), annoy her, i’m not clingy at all, she loves that I’m gay [i’m a LESBIAN!], i’m not that religious (i ask her questions outside the Catholic Church), and i have a very small penis (wait, i thought what i saw was a vagina). Your ISFJ Popo is so cute, is she still playing Mahjong with INFP Euoween Popo? does INFP Euoween Popo still asking for handouts continuously and send you on guilt trips? Don’t forget, she made you a dish of chicken cabbage [yup, and we gave her thousands of dollars for it]. Kim K. [grandma] and I have mind blowing sex. Wait, how can we be grandparents while still being teenagers? Later, I introduce her to a friend (he’s Faculty at The University of Toronto). She’ll probably meet me a whole bunch; for the rest of her life, again and again and again.

 

+ hi, i'm Philip Liang (INFP) (Pakistani Chinese Canadian) and am Gavin Yeh's (Pakistani Chinese Canadian) Best Friend. Now that Gavin was stupid enough to break Kim's heart, I will take it from here. I know i'm not as good looking but can sweet talk her, make her feel sorry for me, and write poetic love letters to woo her. don't ask me for any money, my family is broke. i can tutor you in Math online. i will send you handmade pop up cards and sketch beautiful artwork as gifts. i may even send you a rock that reminds me of you. you'll then come to Toronto (empty handed, Kim never gave me a thing) where we will have our first kiss under a tree in front of Stephanie Yen's (INFP) Apartments. it was very sloppy and wet, we'll have to practice some more. i'll suck the shit out of your pussy, while also finger fucking you. could you wash your mouth and dick a bit better, it kinda smells. i think you need better soap and body wash. we'll have a long distance relationship for an unknown period of time. my dad (Robert P. Kan) and i are sharing a hotel room in Toronto, Canada. he’s attending a funeral and once he’s back we’ll be going to a wedding together (my INTJ Chinese Canadian cousin Betty is marrying an INTP Jewish man). phil and i have lunch while my dad is out, then we head to the hotel. we figured we could have sex before my dad came back to the hotel. in the middle of our sex session, my dad started opening the door (he forgot something). we were not freaking out at all. good thing i had all the locks bolted, which bought us some time and he quickly put on his clothes. he pretended he was taking a nap, because it was so hot outside. i was still naked (put a towel around me) and acted like i was about to take a shower. my dad was pissed and screamed at the both of us. he could only give us a short lecture (he had to run back to the funeral), but told us to stay at the hotel so he could finish scolding us. good thing, Phil looks like an innocent, kind, gentle, smart guy who would never have sex till marriage. we'll call eachother while I'm in New York and you in Australia. Even when you are dating your ISFJ Taiwanese girlfriend with a thin waistline (who mostly wants your nonexistent money, you're still a Dental Student) you'll ask me to marry you again and again. You tell me that you will break up with your girlfriend right now; we could get engaged and continue right where we left off. you like that i never ask you for anything and any money you do have goes straight to your dental school student loans. i'll visit you in Australia, where you'll fuck the shit out of me. our relationship was so traumatic and toxic, you now like men. i'm so glad you came out of the closet! Gay Lives Matter!

 

+ hi, I'm Gavin Yeh (ENFP) and could you show me a titty or something on the camera. baby, i want my name tatted on your ass. it doesn't have to be large font, it can be in small font. more cushion for the pushin'. i love rap music and playing basketball. let's have sex in the bathroom stall. i have to break up with you because i found an ISFJ Filipino Canadian chick with a thin waistline (in reality, he's always horny and i live in The States. new pussy is always better than old pussy!) My Mom, Rita Yeh [INFJ] is still wondering if we can get married because your family has money, you're a nice girl, and already part of the family. Gavin is Keenan Kan's (INFJ) first cousin. Kimberly Kan is also Keenan's first cousin, but Gavin and Kim are not cousins. Frankly, I'm tired of listening to Gavin talk about how much he loves your vagina. Kim, for the 800th time, you are not that fat and he loves your ass. [note: proceed with great caution. you will be replaced.]

 

+ hi, i’m Kalia Sokos and i’m a STEP MOM! When i was a student at Bishop Ireton High School, I sucked 2 Latino men’s dicks at the back of Richard Byrd Library in Springfield, VA. Now I’m married to an older man with kids and i’m rich! look at how important i am. I was super cool at BI, smoked, did horribly in school, was a cheerleader [ESFP], dated an African American basketball player [ESTP], and was a server at Milano's Family Restaurant in Springfield, VA (Kim is a horrible tipper. Um, we gave you $2,000 worth of free Dental Care). I’m Greek, blonde (she dyes her hair), light skinned, and have pretty eyes (nice eyelashes). We’re seconds away from making a porno. I’m a beautiful fucking person you dip shits. Did you guys make your beds yet? Your Dad needs to buy me more shit or else! (ESTP Mr. Sokos & ESFP Mrs. Sokos) (INFJ Harry Sokos & Maxie The Yorkie [aka Kim K.] [ran over by The Olson’s van because they let Maxie run freely around Julian Street without a leash or any supervision.) (it’s very loud at The Sokos’s house, dad is always yelling at mom, and mom yells back crying hysterically at kids and around Julian street. they burned down their kitchen because Mrs. Sokos was juggling too much at one time.) (The Kan’s have Mercedes [S500 and C320], so now we need to also get Mercedes and Jaguars. Dr. Kan can you please give us good deals on dental work and by good deals, i mean free.)

 

+ INTP Laura Olson [Irish American], ISFJ Kate Olson [Irish American], INFJ Sarah Olson [Irish American] [not born yet], INFJ Harry Sokos [Greek American] [Tree House Dad], Kim K. [Tree House Mom], and ESFP Kalia Sokos will just be playing house outside on the tree in front of The Kan's House in Springfield, VA (which has now been taken down). What is up with ISFJ Cathy Peed? She's 1/2 Caucasian and 1/2 Filipino. Why does she keep stealing everyones shit and then lying about it? It's gotta be a disorder or something. Hey everyone, feel bad that her mom died. Kim's just mad because we all saw INFJ Jason Scheel from Bishop Ireton High School enter The Kan's house from the backdoor. Her parents were out on vacation and they told us to watch over her and the home. He was trying to run inside quickly, but Kim didn't know we saw him. I think he was at her house to study the bible. They must have been planning on starting an online bible website.

 

+ WHAT!? [African American Woman at Chantilly, VA Dollar Tree] (she’s not rude at all. she’s very respectful, kind, gentle, generous, beautiful, has a lovely spirit, hard working, never gossips, doesn’t think you owe her anything, loves to share, volunteers, doesn’t ask for handouts, loves to cook, never asks you for a thing, doesn’t stare at your husbands dick, isn’t thirsty, very educated, eloquent, funny, has a great sense of humor, not sarcastic, black lives don’t matter!, nuck if you buck is not her favorite song, encouraging, optimistic, believes you are enough, loves children, doesn’t compare herself to anyone else, and believes the world is big enough for all of us to win at something).

 

+ hi, i’m Uncle Mark (INTP) (Pakistani Chinese American) and a Dentist. I was rude and mean to Kimberly Kan at a dinner party in Toronto, Canada [ESFJ Aunty Florence’s House]. I made fun of her for not knowing what the capital of Virginia was (it’s MIAMI right!). I spoil my daughter and son rotten and still make fun of Kim for being spoiled (she’s an only child) (#onlychildrenarepoepletoo). She was a kid. (i have no idea why this uncle is so mean and is making fun of me. i’m already overweight and the kids at St. Bernadette’s Elementary make fun of me [Isabel is a bully. i do like mixing ketchup and mayo together.] INTP Uncle Glenn is hotter! (INTJ MD Aunty's Husband) [my INTP Filipino American crush Albert Nomarosa makes fun of my weight too. He’s always been more attracted to Maggie Dressel and her blonde hair, blue-ish eyes, and thin waistline.]. Now my Uncle’s here making fun of the fact that i’m STUPID too.) (it’s ok, i look different now at Bishop Ireton High School and Albert N. and I meet again at ENTP Maggie Dressel’s House Party. Where you will gyrate on my ass in the dark to loud music. Yes, your dick is hard and you’re touching me all over the place with my clothes on. I see something over there, i gotta go. INFP Liz (Caucasian American) (Maggie’s Best Friend) will take it from here! I’m at AP Biology in Bishop Ireton High School, and now you’re an INTP Japanese American teenager. You’re going to fuck the shit out of my pussy at your Dad’s townhouse [your mom abandoned the family, your sisters in College, and your INFJ Dad is at work]. Aunty Jane (INTJ) is very important, knows it all, and won’t give her husband any pussy. Uncle Mark (INTP) is sexually frustrated and is not allowed to say a damn thing to Aunty Jane without her putting him down immediately. She’s the man of the house, which is why i need space from her. Thanks Kim for telling everyone my business. I later met an INTP Indian American man at a club in Miami, in which he gyrated all over my ass too. I don’t mind (www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUBMklQSVU&list=RDSbUBMklQSV...). Then another INTP Haitian American man (looks more Ethiopian) at NYUCD. I don’t find him attractive at all, we never had sex, he’s stupid, has a small penis, never pissed on me, and is NOT a Dentist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDq3fNew1rU&list=RDtDq3fNew1r...

 

+ my name is Crystal (INFJ), and i hate that my mom is a psychiatrist. yes, i’m married to an INTP Jewish Man. he’s quiet and keeps to himself. all my mom fucking does is psychoanalyze my dad, brother, i, and the rest of our immediate family all day! she thinks she’s god’s gift to man because she has fancy degrees behind her name. she is well known in the Psychology department (as Uncle Peter [INFP] has repeatedly told you). i still sleep walk! she’s not as proud of you as you think, more jealous and has a need for popularity. are we going to get lunch or what? yea yea yea, we’re SPOILED! and obviously my Dad wants my pussy. It’s softer, gentler, more real, understanding, more submissive, and follow directions well. i told you i was a daddy’s girl.

 

+ my name is Dr. Jane Kou (INTJ) (Pakistani Chinese American) and I’m a Psychiatrist. I’m Kim K.’s Aunt. My husband, Mark and I are separated. He’s an INTP Dentist. Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (INTJ) and her husband Robert P. Kan (ESFJ) need couples therapy. I mentioned this while visiting The Kan Family in Virginia, and Maryann threw a fit. She kicked me out of the house. Robert drove me to the airport. Kim is a very nice girl, she’s always been a good daughter and does listen to her parents. Kim has SOCIAL ANXIETY! (it’s a free country, i can say that can’t i?) (when did you start liking black men? i would have picked the white guy.)

 

+ funded by Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (and Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson, Clinical Psychologist) [ENTP Caucasian Male & INTJ Pakistani Chinese American Female]

 

+ i farted! (i can smell it from here)

Leeville, Louisiana

on Bayou LaFourche

LaFourche Parish

 

Some of the greatest fishing is right here.

 

Leeville was settled by flood victims. On October 1, 1893, a hurricane wiped out the area's main settlement, Caminadaville, which sat on a spit of land bordered on three sides by the Gulf and on the fourth by swamp. Nearly half of Caminadaville's inhabitants perished in the storm, most by drowning, some when the buildings they had taken refuge in collapsed.

 

Survivors sailed up the bayou in their damaged canots and began buying land from an orange-grower named Peter Lee, who was selling plots for $12.50 each. For sixteen years, they fished, planted rice, and held fais do-do dancing parties in homes with covered verandas.

 

Then, in 1909, the Leeville Hurricane struck. (A contemporary newspaper account described survivors of that storm subsisting on drowned rabbit.) Six years later, a third hurricane forced residents to flee north once more. According to local legend, the storm surge carried one house from Leeville nine miles inland. The owner simply bought the plot underneath it and moved back in.

 

In the nineteen-thirties, Leeville rebounded briefly. Oil was discovered in the area, and by the end of the decade there were ninety-eight producing wells in town. The pay was good and regulation nonexistent. Blowouts routinely rained sulfur and brine onto the houses, into the cisterns, over the trees. Tin roofs corroded and vegetable gardens shrivelled up. When the wells ran dry, oil production moved offshore and Leeville was again deserted.

 

There were no more jobs, and the town itself had begun to wash away. Where once men in straw hats picked oranges and harvested rice, today there is mostly open water.

 

from: www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-15339115_ITM

 

ucmmuseum.com/leesville.htm

+ AWESOME GOD (Worship Forever 2021) - Michael W. Smith: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZDuMGp3WY&list=RDsEZDuMGp3W...

 

+ Indian Guru Tries To Convince Gordon Ramsay To Be Vegetarian | Gordon's Great Escape (INFJ Male & ENTJ Male) (that’s some gay shit!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTmqHh28raI

 

+ Will Demps - Sensual Seduction (ENTP Male & INFJ Male [Snoop Dogg]): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMC-1ai8-sI&list=RDLMC-1ai8-s...

  

[are you sure about that?]

 

+ my parents are broke. we barely have enough money to fill our fridge with food, but my mom thought it’d be a good idea to decorate the shit out of my room.

 

+ my parents are rich, we have a ton of money. my mom thinks this room could be bigger and she doesn’t think i have enough stuff in here. we need more stuff!

 

+ i have such a nice room, i wish we could travel more!

 

+ we travel a whole bunch, i still can’t stand my parents. all they do is bicker and argue. god, they need to fuck! (what if your parents aren’t actually physically, emotionally, or mentally attracted to eachother?)

 

+ i hate this room, i wanted the walls to stay white. why the hell did they paint it blue?

 

+ our housekeeper doesn’t give a shit, she wants her paycheck and leaves.

 

+ did the housekeeper steal my toy and give it to her kid? where did my cash go?

 

+ my housekeeper is like my mom (grandma). She’s always cared for me in a deep way. She’s easy to talk to and spends more time with me, than mom. Mom’s always at work, gossiping with “friends,” and busy shopping.

 

+ our housekeeper is sleeping with my dad. our gardener and pool boy is sleeping with mom.

 

+ my mom is filing for a divorce. he hits her, takes their money and gives it to others, lies to everyone that she does nothing for the family, kicks her out of the house [new pussy will take your place], doesn’t give her any credit [you don’t work], yells derogatory comments towards her, and is hypercritical. i wonder why she’d want to divorce such a fine gentleman? good thing she has a prenup!

 

+ why would your dad want to file for a divorce? it’s usually women who want a divorce.

 

+ my dad is filing for a divorce because he found a hotter, younger, thinner, lighter skinned female. they’re coworkers! they are going to run off into the sunset and live happily ever after. that’s fine, i’ll just stay here with our daughter while you make sweet love with your new partner. let’s see how long the honeymoon phase lasts? pagl. (obviously dad is horny as hell, the grass is greener on the other side, and comparison trap. my dad (ENTP African American) and step mom (ESTJ Caucasian) thinks they are going to be a power couple. that looks great on the outside, but it’s only a matter of time until they have an explosive fight too.)

 

+ imagine giving your husband 4 hours of sex one day and the next day another 2 hours, AND he still wants new pussy. how do you keep your dick hard for that long? how does your vagina take that much dick?

 

+ how many dicks have you taken? have you ever taken 2 dicks at once?

 

+ how many vaginas have you fucked? have you ever had more than one female at a time.

 

+ if you’ve been married for 10 years, your marriage is considered safe. the likelihood of a divorce is reduced.

 

+ my parents have been married for 25 years and got a divorce.

 

+ all my dad does is laugh, he doesn’t take anything seriously. he’s at work again (at least the bills are paid on time).

 

+ did i mention as of July 3, 2025, the U.S. National Debt stands at $36.2 trillion. Not saying it’s any one persons fault. Maybe it’s time we stop blaming eachother and take a good look at ourselves. what can we do now? (make your bed or don’t)

 

+ i pretend to like mom’s and try to make mom’s feel important. in reality, i hate my mom and want revenge!

 

+ i pretend to like my dad and try to make dad’s feel important. in reality, i hate my dad and want revenge!

 

+ i love my mom, she’s always been there for me. she my biggest supporter. she’s kind, gentle, knows how to budget, listens well, sticks up for me, believes in me, and is very generous. is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with her? (YES!)

 

+ i love my dad, he’s always protected, provided, made me laugh, is detail oriented, caring, kind, respectful to all, keeps his boundaries (knows when to draw the line). is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with him? (YES!)

 

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date women! or me, your Mom! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

 

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date men! or me, your Dad! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

 

+ my parents are very important people. their idea of taking care of me is throwing money at my face (not literally) (i’ll later become a stripper for a couple of months, in which then cash will be thrown at my feet).

 

+ my parents are never satisfied. my mom thinks her next degree will make her smarter and deserving of more respect. my dad has bought more properties than we can count. he believes he will get more respect for that.

 

+ we have too many cars at our house. i’m not sure when my dad will be happy? the upkeep is crazy. i swear he spends more time at the car mechanic shop, than with us. you can only drive one car at a time. the other cars just sit there and start breaking down. (unless your filthy rich and can get someone to start each car and put some miles on it.)

 

+ i’m gay!

 

+ i’m straight!

 

+ i’m fat!

 

+ i’m fat and gay!

 

+ i’m fat and straight!

 

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female!

 

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female! i’m a CEO of my own company. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

 

+ i’m a male CEO, show some respect. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

 

+ i hate that everyone calls me gay, i’m not fucking gay. shut the fuck up all of you!

 

+ i hate that everyone calls me straight, i’m not fucking straight. shut the fuck up all of you!

 

+ just because my parents are in a heterosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re straight.

 

+ just because my parents are in a homosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re gay. one of my dad’s needs better insurance and is going through some financial difficulties right now.

 

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to eat a damn cheeseburger right now. wanna come?

 

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to go on a diet. i may even throw up on purpose to loose weight faster. (the acid will come up and burn your esophageal lining, it’s a good idea not to do that) (says the person who watches porn) (you are beautiful, beauty comes from within. but i can’t convince you of that, you have to believe in yourself. You are worthy of love and positive attention. that love doesn’t necessarily come from another human being, because we are all flawed. what you love about someone one day, may be the very thing you can’t stand the next. no one person can COMPLETE you. you are already complete, someone can walk beside you and compliment you.)

 

+ my parents tell me i’m a slut every fucking day, i’ll eat that burger with you fatty, then i gotta go. i have an appointment with a dick and/or vagina that needs sucking and fucking.

 

+ um, i’m married now. i don’t do that shit anymore. i found JESUS and i’m a changed person God damn it! i don’t even know why i need to convince you of anything, y’all are stupid as fuck 😂. i don’t care about what you think of me. does this dress make me look fat?

 

+ my mom is broke and has no class.

 

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still a whore! (i USED to be a whore God damn it!) (fine, if you’re going to call me a whore at least call me a GOOD FOR NOTHING FAT WHORE)

 

+ did i tell you i was a big time whore but then found Jesus and now i’m straight! Jesus healed me! my family was broke for awhile but then we worked our asses off and saved money. we have no debt! [we didn’t need Dave Ramsey, we’re just Chinese like that] [side note: not all Chinese people know how to save money]. we’re not as broke as we used to be. but it depends who asks. we don’t give handouts! (unless you are a NEW PUSSY, then maybe my husband will fuck you) (i’ll be filing for a divorce in a few years).

 

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still acts like a NUN! (look, i wear designer name brand dresses ok!) (fine, i’ve only had one partner my whole life, sue me!) (maybe 2 partners?, don’t tell your husband. he may get pissed that you weren’t a virgin when he fucked you on your marriage night.)

 

+ my mom is an attention whore. if anything is remotely about her, she freaks out. she thinks she is the center of the universe.

 

+ my dad is always showing off. he’s insecure as fuck. he thinks because everyone claps for him, they are truly on his side. as soon as he can’t perform anymore, watch how many of his “fans” head for the hills. (fine, i guess we’ll never do anything significant. we’ll all just sit on our asses and watch TV all fucking day! [it’s called YouTube now]) (make me a sandwich bitch, bring me a beer, clean the house, why are you so damn slow?, am i getting some tonight or not?, have you cooked anything yet?)

 

+ my mom thinks being a dentist is the most important thing in life. we’re all secondary to her career. what will she do once she realizes her patients aren’t her friends? it’s a good thing she’s broke and homeless. did i mention she’s a bus driver now? [no gift card for you, my husband gave them all away to his mistresses].

 

+ my mom thinks all that matters is turning me into a MOM. i don’t want to get married and have kids. why the hell would i want to cook, clean, do laundry, talk to a dog all day [my dad], my mom is loud as hell and talks so much, all she does is gossip and give money to her family members when we barely have anything. she’s busy impressing the family and has high expectations of her children, while not doing a whole lot herself constructively as a Mom. Which then makes me not really appreciate motherhood. Growing up with my family was stressful as hell, there was never any peace. i still listened to my parents; got married and had kids. i like 2 of them (INTP girl [DDS] and INTP boy), but the FAT one can go to hell (she’s useless, talks a lot of nonsense, and i’m still wondering if she’s a DENTIST yet!).

 

+ my mom is a dentist and i work for her as a dental assistant. she says we don’t have enough money already [it’s never enough for her]. she encouraged me to go massage other dentists during my lunch breaks (she has a list of favorites). she knows dentists are very tired physically and says i’m still young and have plenty of energy [mei mei gives a hell of a massage, she’s got good hands!]. they give me cash for my services. [my dad yelled at her once he found out what she told me to do] [note: my mom is a good dentist but not the brightest in other areas of life].

 

+ we have a ton of money, big houses, nice cars, clothes, can get whatever the fuck we want to eat, can go on fancy vacations, have a ton of friends (we’re super POPULAR!), and i’m still stressed out. there is no peace or harmony here.

 

+ my name Jaslin Tsai and i very gentle and kind. i have size 4 waistline, nice hair, cute face, skin as white as snow, and I’m a virgin [at least my future husband will think so]. i vegetarian. i never scream, yell, or shout. i am perfect match for Bronson O. Johnson (African American ENTP). did i mention i come from Taiwan. i will make good wife for him, i am very submissive. (when reality hits and she’s a BIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH) (my mother-in-law never really liked or accepted me)

 

+ my parents claim they don’t argue about anything, i would beg to defer. the house is a mess (literally and figuratively).

 

+ my mom is rich and still has no class. she’s ghetto as fuck! (that goes for Black and White people)

 

+ my mom is so dramatic and hypersensitive.

 

+ my mom hasn’t read a book in years, she’s stupid as fuck. (watch your mouth, young lady!)

 

+ my dad takes things too seriously, he’s such a clean freak. (he’s neat and organized)

 

+ my dad’s piss drunk right now, vomiting in the bathroom. i gotta go.

 

+ y’all have a dad? where can i get one of those? do they sell that at Target or Walmart?

 

+ my dad died, when i was 19 years old. my whole life changed. i’ve learned and grown a lot since then.

 

+ my dad passed away when i was a baby (INTJ). i wish i got to spend some time with him. i don’t have any memories with him. My mom raised my sister (INTP) and i for as long as possible. We’re Asian and our mom remarried a Caucasian man. he helped raise us.

 

+ i have a dad, but we’re still waiting on the DNA test results to see if he’s really my biological dad. my mom’s kinda a whore.

 

+ my dad is a male gigolo.

 

+ my mom is a stripper. she’s the bread earner of the house.

 

+ i’m being raised by a single mom.

 

+ i’m being raised by a single dad.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still wheelchair bound.

 

+ i have this room and i still have autism.

 

+ i have this room and i still have down syndrome.

 

+ i have this room and i still have MS.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still STUPID.

 

+ i have this room and i’m still USELESS.

 

+ i have this room and i still want pussy.

 

+ i have this room and i still want dick.

 

+ i have this room and i still want dick and pussy.

 

+ my mom's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

 

+ my dad's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

 

+ my mom's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

 

+ my dad's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

 

+ i have this room and did i ever tell you i watched a video of a dog fucking a woman! i also saw a video of a man fucking a female dog! WOW!

 

+ my parents gave all our money to the church, now we’re broke as fuck. they are big show offs. the church is still ungrateful. no matter how much we gave, they were never satisfied (discontentment). if we gave a little (members of the church would make fun of us for being cheap and poor). if we gave a lot (members of the church would make fun us for being show offs and acting too proud).

 

+ my parents are pastors, not sure why we need all these bells and whistles. in fact, they have multiple churches. it’s too much in my opinion. they never have any time for me and their relationship is like a business. it’s annoying watching all the women [men too] flirt with my dad (they are all OBSESSED with him). guys [girls too] flirt with my mom and it’s annoying. i do get a ton of cash, stuff, delicious food, vacations, a good insurance plan, car, a paid off house, etc. there’s always something to be grateful for.

 

+ my friends are always comparing themselves to me and jealous of what i have. if i give them a little, they are ungrateful. if i give them a lot, they are still ungrateful (they want MORE because according to them, they DESERVE what’s mine).

 

+ i don’t know why anyone would like a fat, stupid, broke, chink bitch? she’s a HOUSEWIFE for Christ sakes!

 

+ i like sharing, it makes me feel good inside. i’m grateful for what God has given me and i try my best to be a good steward of that. i know we are all interconnected. i do what i can, when i can, if i can. no pressure.

 

+ my parents gave a bunch of money to nonprofit organizations, i’m not sure what they did with the money. did it even go to the orphans and hungry kids?

 

+ my parents are Asian and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Black and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are White and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are European and they are racist. Europeans were slaves to other Europeans, too.

 

+ my parents are Latino and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Indian and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are African and they are racist.

 

+ my parents are Indian and are racist towards other Indians.

 

+ my parents are Chinese and they are racist towards other Asians. there is a hierarchy of Asians [Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Indonesian, Malaysian, Vietnamese, Filipino, Cambodian, etc.]

 

+ my dad won’t let me date a Japanese man, but he loves Japanese women. how is that fair? (your dad wants to secretly marry you, lock you in the basement, and never let you see the light of day).

 

+ i have this room and my Aunt is still jealous as fuck of me. My Uncle got her from the village of [fill in the blank]. She thinks i have it all. She calls me spoiled all the time. Gossips about me, which is annoying as fuck. Then expects us to take her out to eat and buy her shit. Which my parents will do, because they are people pleasers.

 

+ i’m emo, leave me the fuck alone. i hate all of you. i don’t even want to talk to you right now. the only reason why you’re here is because my parents are paying you to psychoanalyze me. (we’re all crazy and your parents need psychoanalysis too. it’s easier for them to blame a child. they rather throw their kids under a bus, than to grow up themselves and take responsibly for their own actions.) (i’m still glad you’re here, since your parents are forcing you to be here. let’s make the most of this time.)

 

+ my dad comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

 

+ my mom comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

 

+ my dad and mom come into my room at different times and touch me inappropriately.

 

+ my dad used to rape me and rate my performance. he logged it into a book. he also filmed me. later, we found out he raped my cousins too (girl and boy). is it wrong to be turned on by that? when my husband and i have sex, i think of my dad.

 

+ my mom filed for a divorce and then my dad lost his mind. my parents are both completely nuts. he’s worked his whole life as a doctor (he’s a good provider. but i don’t feel physically safe with him because he broke my trust, he’s a liar and a cheat). my mom is very important; she’s the leader of the mom’s group in our neighborhood, volunteers a lot at our school, and has the nicest outfits. we have a huge house and nice cars. they fight every day and are so loud. it can get violent.

 

+ when my dad has sex with my mom, he’s thinking about his student (daughter, little sister, and best friend).

 

+ when my mom has sex with her husband, she’s thinking about her Professor (i’m also a doctor) (they may or may not have had sex when she was 18 in Toronto (Older Caucasian Professor and European Caucasian Student), at Marymount University [Older Caucasian Sociology Professor], and at New York University [Older Caucasian Public Speaking Professor]) (she’s got daddy issues).

 

+ i’m scared of the dark, so i sleep with my dad. sometimes i feel his hard dick rub against my arm. he enjoys cuddling with me (i’m in 8th grade and yes, i still sleep with my dad).

 

+ my mom gets annoyed if i ask her where she got the candles from (she cares deeply for me) (my daughter is very ungrateful, angry, jealous, has a potty mouth, listens to bad music, and is a BIG FAT SLUT!).

 

+ my mom acts like a dude, she gets offended if i say that to her (she’s hypersensitive, with a touch of OCD.) (my mom won’t even let me say the word “freaking!” it resembles the word FUCKING! something she does not do with my dad).

 

+ there are women in other countries who don’t have access to clean water (they have to walk for miles to a well and then carry a bucket of water back to their village [while carrying a child]). my mom just threw a fit about the brand of water dad purchased. she doesn’t like Dasani, she wants FIJI!

 

+ my dad and mom are first cousins. we like to keep it in the family! that’s why my brother (he’s a dentist, graduated from NYUCD) and i don’t want to have children. we are Chinese and our partners are Caucasian.

 

+ my dad has a gambling problem, he gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

 

+ my mom has a gambling problem, she gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

 

+ hi, i’m a caucasian female and i’d like to say “please show some respect to your elders.”

 

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties.

 

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties. please don’t tell anyone, people out here only like you if they think you have shit. (funny thing about that is, whether you have money or not, people are still people and will be unhappy pieces of shit for all the days of their life.) (you told me to be vulnerable, is this vulnerable enough!)

 

+ we are renting this house. we may move into a smaller or even larger home, who knows?

 

+ we can’t afford this house, our family is so deep in debt but my mom doesn’t want to let go of a fantasy she has in her mind. she’s always comparing herself to others.

 

+ my mom thinks the louder she speaks, it will make a point and confirm her existence.

 

+ my mom speaks loudly and badly because her mom was quieter and never spoke up.

 

+ my mom doesn’t say much and is quieter, because every time she said anything, it was considered inappropriate or unnecessary.

 

+ my mom thinks taking a vow of silence (giving dad the silent treatment) will make a point and confirm her existence.

 

+ my mom has tiny breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

 

+ my mom has huge breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

 

+ my mom is gentle and kind. i’m into that kinda shit.

 

+ i’m not going to compliment my daughter or say anything positive to her because then she’ll get a big head. i rather her have low self esteem or none at all so she can live with mommy all the days of her life. she’s my kutta!

 

+ my parents have explosive fights. They throw lamps at eachother. My dad held a gun to my grandpa’s head (for simply existing) [INFP grandpa raised a daughter who will become “something” and pay all the families bills. he couldn’t make enough money to sustain the family. grandma likes things and wants to give money to her family members, to impress them.] [note: a word to the wise, make sure your finances are squared away before helping others. no matter how much you give to certain family members or friends, it will never be enough. they will always want more and demand it!]

 

+ my daughter is seeing a Physiologist right now (she’s very sick). Anyways, i want her to become a Lawyer and get married, and have babies for me. Then I will show her more respect, kindness, listen, be more attentive (talk less), genuinely care, take her feelings seriously, not scream so loudly, not pick at her flaws (do they really have to be seen as flaws?), not take myself so seriously, not be JEALOUS of my neighbor (friends and family), not gossip, and be more at peace. I will be the most important part of their lives! I will visit them all the time, call them every day, cook for them, bring them gifts, and pit the family against themselves. This will make me look like the heroine! Kim, you always look so sick and tired. We need help in the special needs department, maybe you can volunteer more (this will keep her out of trouble). i know you told me your mom is dentist (but she’s still stupid and i haven’t seen her around the house lately, it must mean she’s mad at you or you stole from her. i know you said your dad was air pilot but i don’t believe that, i bet he’s an employee at 7-11. my husband will look at you in disgust, he’s very important and busy. none of my kids want to talk to you. i know you said hi to my daughter and son, they just roll their eyes and run into the house (hoping you don’t exist), never mind you gave us a shit load of things and money.) (Brenda took a family picture for them y’all! INFP Brenda is now Sameera’s BEST FRIEND. Kim has been replaced that quickly.)

 

+ I’m a Veterinarian and a Mom! My husband is Caucasian and we have 4 kids. I know it all. I have two offices. I live in a BIG house in the middle of nowhere. My patient (who also looks like my cousin) (i told you i’m Vietnamese, not Korean. You look Korean, no you look Korean!) is acting very strange online (she’s posting www.desiringgod.org quotes). That’s freaking my biological family members out, I’m going to look at my patient like she’s bat shit crazy and doubt every word she says. I’m glad she pays all her bills in a timely manner. There are other careers out there, like Dentistry!

 

+ hi, I’m Dr. Maryann Kan FAGD MAGD, i too have 2 clinics. we don’t live in a large house, but we own a few properties. my husband is dead now (i didn’t really pay any attention to him while he was alive, VERY BUSY! GOTTA GO! ER’S! but now that’s he’s dead i’m at his grave site every weekend. my daughter is stupid, she never visits his grave. she doesn’t care about her dad or I.)

 

+ i think everyones doing the best they can. try not to compare yourself to others (even though your parents are). focus on what you can do. no matter how small that action may seem. making your bed and organizing your room is important. reducing the amount of clutter in your room is a helpful start. by clearing up your space, you can slowly start to clear the clutter in your mind. start with YOUR room first. don’t touch anyone else’s room, unless they have given you access.

 

+ hi!

 

+ my parents are super easy going, they laugh at everything. life is a complete joke to them.

 

+ oh look, the dooms day crew is here!

 

+ my parents are too serious. they are always stressed and angry.

 

+ my mom is skinny, she works out so much. her diet is incredibly healthy. she still doesn’t think she’s pretty. i think she’s beautiful. but i can’t convince her of that. i hope one day she realizes that YES, your physical appearance is important. but your spirit is just as important. (i bet you her mom said a bunch of shit to her as a kid. maybe her mom passed away when she was young or her mom was alive physically but dead spiritually. your mom did her best, she could only help you as much as she understood herself.)

 

+ my mom is skinny, she eats a balanced diet. she has a healthy love for herself. she enjoys her own company and doesn’t have very high expectations. she observes negative self talk. she accepts that it’s ok to sit with your sad, mad, frustrated, scared, horny feelings. you don’t need to judge these feelings, just allow them to be. sitting with your feelings is ok. it gives you time to heal. you will not continue with the same feeling all the time, humans go through ups, downs, and in between. the problem lies, when we don’t allow ourselves enough time to process our emotions. we start purchasing stuff left and right, watching porn, sleeping with random people, overeating, gossiping to feel better about ourselves, work ourselves silly, the next vacation will complete me, the next Yelp review will fulfill me, the next partner will be my heaven, etc.

 

+ my mom is fat, she never works out. her diet is horrible. she’s miserable. always sad, cries a lot. hypersensitive, i say one damn thing and she flips out. meanwhile, she talks so much shit and it’s ok for her to do so in her book because she’s the ADULT (if she’s feeding you, clothing you, and has put a roof over your head; i’d keep my mouth shut till you can do so on your own). she’s always wanting stuff from others. thinks those who have money should give her what’s theirs. doesn’t know how to organize her time wisely, she’s always late. the house is a mess. it’s disorganized and smells. she has no idea how to budget. as soon as she gets any money, she spends it and then some. the grass is greener on the other side and she wants what others have without thinking about how they got it. all she does is want want want, WITHOUT giving giving giving! she’s jealous and angry.

 

+ my mom doesn’t like it when i talk, she doesn’t like that i have a voice. (why don’t you be a good girl, sit at home, study, and BE QUIET!)

 

+ my mom says i don’t talk enough, she forces me to talk to everyone. ugh! (you should have MORE friends hunny)

 

+ my mom is good enough, but she doesn’t think so. she’s still trying to prove her existence at this very moment. (um, it’s called CREATIVE WRITING)

 

+ my mom doesn’t like to be questioned, she gets offended easily. (um, yes and no. you have the right to ask questions, it’s a free country. but also your questions are a bit offensive, off putting, and RUDE) (no wonder you don’t have any friends.)

 

+ my mom rather be alone and lonely, than lonely with someone. don’t you hate it when you’re at a party and there’s a ton of people around you, yet you still feel so alone. like nobody will ever fully understand you. (me too!)

 

+ my dad is angry. his dad never showed him how to express his emotions in a positive way. it’s ok to be angry, we all get angry. it’s an emotion, and all humans go through a list of different emotions (we are not robots). if someone hits (picks) on you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone steals from you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone betrays your trust, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone comes at you with anger, you can accept their feeling. you don’t have to change them, you do not control others. you do have control over yourself and may respond with kindness and gentleness. sometimes, that doesn’t work, in which you may have to respond anger with anger. you can also balance kindness, gentleness, and being stern at the same time. behind anger is sadness, hurt, and pain. when people do negative and hurtful things, it’s not so much you. they are battling themselves (battlefield of the mind).

 

+ my mom is moody. her feelings are all over the place. she has no idea how to manage her emotions and self soothe. she’s always waiting for someone else to “save her.” Super Man will come and save her day! i’m a kid, apparently it’s my job to make her happy and elevate her mood. (we are all responsible for our own happiness) (you cannot control anyone, it’s tough enough to control yourself).

 

+ my mom did everything she could to fight for her relationship with her husband. she tried being a good wife and mom. they dated for many years before they got married. once they were married and had 4 kids, my dad got bored. he wanted her to be the same person she was back in the day. his idea of helping the family was to bring a bunch of 25 year olds to the house and let them dictate orders to my mom. he also messed around with a bunch of females in our neighborhood, including our 4th house neighbor. he gave them gift cards, cash, “free” food, and gifts. when they demanded more, he listened and gave it to them. thinking more with his penis. did i mention he is proud and has a heightened sense of self?

 

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat. when i do, she later complains she’s gained too much weight from eating out. then demands i cook her a home cooked meal. in which then she complains again, that she got diarrhea from my cooking. (that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen).

 

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat, then says she’ll get the check the next time around. 6 meals later, i’ve been paying for it all. next time never came around.

 

+ my mom is lonely as fuck (daddy and mommy issues), she wants company. so she eats out with her friends for comfort and pays for their meals. even after spending time with her friends, she still feels lonely. the lunch turns into a therapy session. she feels completely, emotionally drained by the end of the meal. (so you gave your friends a free meal and free therapy?)

 

+ when my mom and dad have sex, she thinks about all the different guys that fucked her before she got married. that can’t be easy for my dad. he also knew she was a whore before they got married. they broke up 100 times, while dating. she encouraged him to leave her alone and to date other women. he continued pursuing the relationship anyways. they have a love and hate relationship. [It’s Year 2022, they are married and a bunch of thirsty bitches are showing up at our door. my dad decided to do everything they said. our switches, gift cards, cash, and toys went missing. he continued blaming mom for everything that was wrong in their relationship. saying things like “she has Alzheimer's and needs a brain scan.” claiming it’s his house and she should get the fuck out (you may want to check the records before assuming anything). Mom wanted to get The Ring Security System installed, but Dad was unhappy about that (YES, we have it in our budget to get The Ring Security System). There was a huge fight about that too].

 

+ hi, I'm Bronson Johnson (ENTP) and I'm Kim's first African American boyfriend. I may or may not have taken Kim away from INFP Phil (and INTP Yoshi). The last time I checked, Phil liked men and Kim's trying not to suck so much pussy anymore. She's bisexual. I think I can change her mind, we'll work on it. We never had a real relationship, it was all made up. 4 kids and a dog later, i'm going to cheat on her with any of the stupid thirsty bitches out there. (this is exactly why i don't have a joint account and hide my shit all over the place) Once a nigger, always a nigger. Once a chigger, always a chigger. It's CHINK STUPID! I used to be GAY and like men, but Kim changed me. I was her project, now I like bisexuals.

 

+ hi, i'm Philip Liang (INFP) and am Gavin Yeh's Best Friend. Now that Gavin was stupid enough to break Kim's heart, I will take it from here. I know i'm not as good looking but can sweet talk her, make her feel sorry for me, and write poetic love letters to woo her. don't ask me for any money, my family is broke. i can tutor you in Math online. i will send you handmade pop up cards and sketch beautiful artwork as gifts. i may even send you a rock that reminds me of you. you'll then come to Toronto (empty handed, Kim never gave me a thing) where we will have our first kiss under a tree in front of Stephanie Yen's (INFP) Apartments. it was very sloppy and wet, we'll have to practice some more. i'll suck the shit out of your pussy, while also finger fucking you. could you wash your mouth and dick a bit better, it kinda smells. i think you need better soap and body wash. we'll have a long distance relationship for an unknown period of time. we'll call eachother while I'm in New York and you in Australia. Even when you are dating your ISFJ Taiwanese girlfriend with a thin waistline (who mostly wants your nonexistent money, you're still a Dental Student) you'll ask me to marry you again and again. You tell me that you will break up with your girlfriend right now; we could get engaged and continue right where we left off. you like that i never ask you for anything and any money you do have goes straight to your dental school student loans. i'll visit you in Australia, where you'll fuck the shit out of me. our relationship was so traumatic and toxic, you now like men. i'm so glad you came out of the closet! Gay Lives Matter!

 

+ hi, I'm Gavin Yeh (ENFP) and could you show me a titty or something on the camera. baby, i want my name tatted on your ass. it doesn't have to be large font, it can be in small font. more cushion for the pushin'. i love rap music and playing basketball. let's have sex in the bathroom stall. i have to break up with you because i found an ISFJ Filipino Canadian chick with a thin waistline (in reality, he's always horny and i live in The States. new pussy is always better than old pussy!) My Mom, Rita Yeh [INFJ] is still wondering if we can get married because your family has money, you're a nice girl, and already part of the family. Gavin is Keenan Kan's (INFJ) first cousin. Kimberly Kan is also Keenan's first cousin, but Gavin and Kim are not cousins. Frankly, I'm tired of listening to Gavin talk about how much he loves your vagina. Kim, for the 800th time, you are not that fat and he loves your ass. [note: proceed with great caution. you will be replaced.]

 

+ hi, i’m Kalia Sokos and i’m a STEP MOM! When i was a student at Bishop Ireton High School, I sucked 2 Latino men’s dicks at the back of Richard Byrd Library in Springfield, VA. Now I’m married to an older man with kids and i’m rich! look at how important i am. I was super cool at BI, smoked, did horribly in school, was a cheerleader [ESFP], dated an African American basketball player [ESTP], and was a server at Milano's Family Restaurant in Springfield, VA (Kim is a horrible tipper. Um, we gave you $2,000 worth of free Dental Care). I’m Greek, blonde (she dyes her hair), light skinned, and have pretty eyes (nice eyelashes). We’re seconds away from making a porno. I’m a beautiful fucking person you dip shits. Did you guys make your beds yet? Your Dad needs to buy me more shit or else! (ESTP Mr. Sokos & ESFP Mrs. Sokos) (INFJ Harry Sokos & Maxie The Yorkie [aka Kim K.] [ran over by The Olson’s van because they let Maxie run freely around Julian Street without a leash or any supervision.) (it’s very loud at The Sokos’s house, dad is always yelling at mom, and mom yells back crying hysterically at kids and around Julian street. they burned down their kitchen because Mrs. Sokos was juggling too much at one time.) (The Kan’s have Mercedes [S500 and C320], so now we need to also get Mercedes and Jaguars. Dr. Kan can you please give us good deals on dental work and by good deals, i mean free.)

 

+ INTP Laura Olson [Irish American], ISFJ Kate Olson [Irish American], INFJ Sarah Olson [Irish American] [not born yet], INFJ Harry Sokos [Greek American] [Tree House Dad], Kim K. [Tree House Mom], and ESFP Kalia Sokos will just be playing house outside on the tree in front of The Kan's House in Springfield, VA (which has now been taken down). What is up with ISFJ Cathy Peed? She's 1/2 Caucasian and 1/2 Filipino. Why does she keep stealing everyones shit and then lying about it? It's gotta be a disorder or something. Hey everyone, feel bad that her mom died. Kim's just mad because we all saw INFJ Jason Scheel from Bishop Ireton High School enter The Kan's house from the backdoor. Her parents were out on vacation and they told us to watch over her and the home. He was trying to run inside quickly, but Kim didn't know we saw him. I think he was at her house to study the bible. They must have been planning on starting an online bible website.

 

+ WHAT!? [African American Woman at Chantilly, VA Dollar Tree] (she’s not rude at all. she’s very respectful, kind, gentle, generous, beautiful, has a lovely spirit, hard working, never gossips, doesn’t think you owe her anything, loves to share, volunteers, doesn’t ask for handouts, loves to cook, never asks you for a thing, doesn’t stare at your husbands dick, isn’t thirsty, very educated, eloquent, funny, has a great sense of humor, not sarcastic, black lives don’t matter!, nuck if you buck is not her favorite song, encouraging, optimistic, believes you are enough, loves children, doesn’t compare herself to anyone else, and believes the world is big enough for all of us to win at something).

 

+ hi, i’m Uncle Mark (INTP) (Pakistani Chinese American) and a Dentist. I was rude and mean to Kimberly Kan at a dinner party in Toronto, Canada [ESFJ Aunty Florence’s House]. I made fun of her for not knowing what the capital of Virginia was (it’s MIAMI right!). I spoil my daughter and son rotten and still make fun of Kim for being spoiled (she’s an only child) (#onlychildrenarepoepletoo). She was a kid. (i have no idea why this uncle is so mean and is making fun of me. i’m already overweight and the kids at St. Bernadette’s Elementary make fun of me [Isabel is a bully. i do like mixing ketchup and mayo together.] INTP Uncle Glenn is hotter! (INTJ MD Aunty's Husband) [my INTP Filipino American crush Albert Nomarosa makes fun of my weight too. He’s always been more attracted to Maggie Dressel and her blonde hair, blue-ish eyes, and thin waistline.]. Now my Uncle’s here making fun of the fact that i’m STUPID too.) (it’s ok, i look different now at Bishop Ireton High School and Albert N. and I meet again at ENTP Maggie Dressel’s House Party. Where you will gyrate on my ass in the dark to loud music. Yes, your dick is hard and you’re touching me all over the place with my clothes on. I see something over there, i gotta go. INFP Liz (Caucasian American) (Maggie’s Best Friend) will take it from here! I’m at AP Biology in Bishop Ireton High School, and now you’re an INTP Japanese American teenager. You’re going to fuck the shit out of my pussy at your Dad’s townhouse [your mom abandoned the family, your sisters in College, and your INFJ Dad is at work]. Aunty Jane (INTJ) is very important, knows it all, and won’t give her husband any pussy. Uncle Mark (INTP) is sexually frustrated and is not allowed to say a damn thing to Aunty Jane without her putting him down immediately. She’s the man of the house, which is why i need space from her. Thanks Kim for telling everyone my business. I later met an INTP Indian American man at a club in Miami, in which he gyrated all over my ass too. I don’t mind (www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUBMklQSVU&list=RDSbUBMklQSV...). Then another INTP Haitian American man (looks more Ethiopian) at NYUCD. I don’t find him attractive at all, we never had sex, he’s stupid, has a small penis, never pissed on me, and is NOT a Dentist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDq3fNew1rU&list=RDtDq3fNew1r...

 

+ my name is Crystal (INFJ), and i hate that my mom is a psychiatrist. yes, i’m married to an INTP Jewish Man. he’s quiet and keeps to himself. all my mom fucking does is psychoanalyze my dad, brother, i, and the rest of our immediate family all day! she thinks she’s god’s gift to man because she has fancy degrees behind her name. she is well known in the Psychology department (as Uncle Peter [INFP] has repeatedly told you). i still sleep walk! she’s not as proud of you as you think, more jealous and has a need for popularity. are we going to get lunch or what? yea yea yea, we’re SPOILED! and obviously my Dad wants my pussy. It’s softer, gentler, more real, understanding, more submissive, and follow directions well. i told you i was a daddy’s girl.

 

+ my name is Dr. Jane Kou (INTJ) (Pakistani Chinese American) and I’m a Psychiatrist. I’m Kim K.’s Aunt. My husband, Mark and I are separated. He’s an INTP Dentist. Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (INTJ) and her husband Robert P. Kan (ESFJ) need couples therapy. I mentioned this while visiting The Kan Family in Virginia, and Maryann threw a fit. She kicked me out of the house. Robert drove me to the airport. Kim is a very nice girl, she’s always been a good daughter and does listen to her parents. Kim has SOCIAL ANXIETY! (it’s a free country, i can say that can’t i?) (when did you start liking black men? i would have picked the white guy.)

 

+ funded by Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (and Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson, Clinical Psychologist) [ENTP Caucasian Male & INTJ Pakistani Chinese American Female]

 

+ i farted! (i can smell it from here)

Artist: E. Munoz Bachs

Year: 1972

According to Singapore's MPA, these ships aren't real! They're not really there! Return to your lives, people, nothing to see here.

Charlotte 94 - Atlanta 97

30 October 2015

Philips Arena

Atlanta, Georgia

 

Atlanta got out to decent leads a few times (12-14 points) and nearly let it slip away at the end due to some sloppy shots, nonexistent rebounding and an intercepted inbound pass. They held on for the win though.

1993 Suède Sweden Svezia

 

Escapade en train à Blåhammaren, dans le nord de la Suède, près de la frontier norvégienne.

Il est conseillé de savoir lire une carte et utiliser la boussole, car les sentiers ne sont pas bien marqués et on ne rencontre quasi personne ... le temps peut aussi changer brusquement : en qq minutes on passé de l'été à l'hiver avec de la neige (meme en plein mois de juillet).

 

Week-end close to the Norwegian border, in the north of Sweden, at Blåhammaren.

It is recommended to be able to read a map and use a compass because the paths are almost nonexistent ... the weather can also change within minutes going from Summer into Winter (with snow mid of July).

 

Camminata vicina al confine con la Norvegia, a Blåhammaren (2 giorni).

Saper leggere una mappa e utilizzare una bussola è d'obbligo perché i sentieri non si vedono bene. E non c'è molta gente da incontrare ! Subito il meteo può anche cambiare da estate a inverno con neve a metà luglio !

Size 56. Jersey was worn during the first half of the 2012-2013 season. Has the 15th Anniversary patch on the left crest. Wear is almost nonexistent, as Brennan only played in 6 games while on a rehab assignment before returning to the AHL. Includes MeiGray tagging and LOA.

everything else in the world is fixed

we met this cat on the way to a nonexistent party, then we were followed by some crazy dude.

Despite the biographical data on Karl Stein, he is nonexistent. These are recordings made in Hamburg conducted by Hans-Jurgens Walther. When Design issued these selections (cut up and reordered) as 'Gaite Parisienne' they claimed that D'Artega (who had made a few records for Design) was the conductor! It wouldn't be the last time they used his name in vain.

 

Mendon Ponds Park is owned and very poorly maintained by the County of Monroe, NY.

 

Unfortunately, this extraordinary property is rapidly deteriorating due to an egregious lack of care. Trails are not cleared of debris... signs are useless. Park maintenance is essentially nonexistent. They do have a marketing department. Seriously, the taxpayers are paying the salaries of a county parks marketing department.

 

Email Mendon Ponds Park complaints to: countyexecutive@monroecounty.gov

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