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the Zombie mechanics found them a Mini Cooper! One without a windshield too so they could add their modifications!
Just what they wanted...
....Now to do some Time Travelling through Worm Holes with style!!!!
The Zombie Mechanics are kind hearted.
They gave Shelly a replacement car.
As robots band are discriminated agains this all robotic band play in front of die-hard Mostly Alien and Bot audiens, there few fans are devoted though!
The bands name is "we are the Humans" A dubious name for a bot band, but they claim there is a pop-cultural connection to an old Bend from Earth in the golden days of human culture...
Their genre is really Binary-Noise but all their fans claim they are playing Heavy Metal!
The band is really retro and say they are influenced by artist like: Stockhausen, TRANSVESITEstallion, Faust, and Rammstein but their music doesn´t really sound like any of the previously mentioned musical artists...
They just do there own thing, it doesn´t make them many credits, but they love it and so does their fans...
Another of the minibots, Beachcomber is a cool little Bot, he transforms by extending his body lenght too, which was not easy on that scale.
Another mini minibot, an improvement over my Bumblebee version this one has elbows..
More info...
www.mocpages.com/moc.php/405648
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Here he comes: BIG BRO SPEAKERBOXX
Finally he arrived, now the gang’s complete!
Pure futuristic Hard Rock!!!
Encouraged by Shannon’s ‘Gangsta Koala’ and Yokomode’s
‘Breakin’ Minibot’ in order to expand the Lego Future Beat Universe. Dum dedum che – dum dedum che. (Offbeat FTW)
Decks inspired by Onosendai2600’s ‘’’In the mix with bad boy Wintermute’
Props to bermudafreze for bringing in the name Audiobot!
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My Contest entry for the MECHA HUB Civilian Mecha Contest.
Description:
Civilan Recreation Audiobot, Category LAND (or was is space…;-))
This Audiobot is for recreational purpose. The Bot moves in accordence to the DJ’s selection and skills… Naturally nobody can dance when a whack DJ is at the decks, ‘cos the Bot moves equally awful so any dance is impossible!
some robots break free of their former oppressors shackles, sometimes they form mini states in the Lower Levels of the capital planet often mimicking human society which is rather strange since the often claim to hate these Flechies culture...
Here are four service men captured in fighting the rebellion, now they are "in court"!
- (Robot Ballfit) Bzzz-Krrr-poing! Could all bots and humans stand up the Main Judge His revered holiness Judge Groin-bolt is entering the court...
- (Judge G-B) I... I am... I am here, I have, I haaaave I have my Audio-holes open may all the defendants, defendents, prostituters, Ballfit and Avocados sit again, I am Here...
I hereby start the.. the court!
Ballfit Please read the amusications on the Human scum!
- (Ballfit) Poing_Bzzz-Krr! these humans are accusated in the suspection of being Human Fleshies and therefor constitute a illegal subject to juridical law under the suspected crime of being human and therefor constitute a "crime agains humanity" According to Frederational Charter of the Robot republic of zone 234 Bh 22!
- (Judge) Lojjer do eh, you have... anythings to say to your clements defendification!
- (lajjer) Yes, I am pretty sure they are organics I saw one of them soil his suit I have also bespoken up on them and they all admit of being human which is a crime against Humanity and quite frankly a crime so horrible that they never ever must be forgiven...
- (Judge) Ok, we have heard their defending side, has the prostitutor have anything to say?
- (prostitutor) My Lord, I object!
- (judge) object to what? Speak forth revered honorable prostitutor!
- (Prostitutor) Ah, Wait my circuits got mixed up, I was speaking about last weeks court where I was a layyer!
- (Judge) Very well Prostitutor, this is a new court, please pay attention and speak now or be silent!
- (prostitutor) Ok, My honor, my lovely huge Judge! I will speak, I was thinking about a thing, where did the first human come from? who built them?
- (judge) Objection refused!
Now let the repulsive fleshiies talk in their own defense, Yellow Suilt Human start:
- (yellow suited human) I am Marissa and I am actually sympathetic to the robot emancipation cause...
(the Judge interrupts)
- (judge) silent Human scum, speak only when addressed, I will add 15 years to the sentence!
Now, blue suited human may you speak with your slimy organic tongue...
- (blue Suited Human) ...your honor I think this is a non functioning fake court, it is not based on any reality, I will not speak and give this banana-kangaroo fake court any credence I will remain silent in a protest!
- (judge) great speech tiny human, I eh, I really like it I will put a golden star in the corner of your case file...
To save time we will jump past the testeronies of the last two scum humans, I the almighty judge refuse to give black-suited human and the last one any speech in this technocratic court, I will skip right to the jury!
Jury have your saying in alphabetic order:
- (Jury Member) I sentence them all to be remolded in to cyber-slaves to quarry coal in the mines for eternity!
- (Judge) Oh, I though I was the one who where gonna put the sentence, but since the jury member already has I agree to his sentence and add the Bonuses and punishment to the two individuals who earned them, since the Jury consisting of the Jury Member who just spoke gave them the punishment they deserve I will instead do what the jury should and thereby proclaim them guilty of being humans a horrible crime against all of humanity...
(Clomp) (clomp) a hammer-like gavel hits the judges kneecap
Bluebirds Log!
Hello Dear Log Today we are working on the small asteroid-base that we took over by expelling the Blacktrons...
Everything is in their color scheme so we need to repaint the whole base and we started in the hangar...
The bots had no spunk today, they blame the nearby magnetic storm from the neutron star, still I don´t really believe them since, they got protectors around their cortex as an upgrade before coming here, still I don´t want to push them to far, I mean repainting is not really an important task, it is in no hurry...
Still it feels kind of wrong walking around here looking at the blacktron color-scheme all over...
..since we aren´t re-operational yet, there was neither any good radio-control so all the sudden a dealer called Bootleg-Zorg landed, still that was no worries since even if he only had tat and cheap Hong-Kong copies to offer it was nice to have someone other than the bots to talk too...
Then he offered me a fake id-chip for a cheap sale which included his service in to removing my old one and implant the new...
Ha, Ha, I would pay millions of credits not to have a semi-illegal smuggler playing around in my wetware...
But in the end I bought some cheap Building-block spaceship models with the original brands misspelled, ha, ha, I am Glad Irena wasn´t here because he had a whole box of bootleg erotic movies from all over the galaxy...
Well I hope the Bots have regained their initiative levels tomorrow, because General Blackbird and his officers will be here next week, better be done by then!
Over and Out!
/ Bluebird
...one day Miss Gray finished he work early, it was such an easy day, since heir daily mission was to destroy 3 enemy death-stars, such an easy task, I mean when you know the secret to it it is just routine...
...now as one of the most experienced pilots in the Federation force, she would even listen to Audio-books while doing it...
...of cause interrupted by her fellow squad member Irena´s lame attempts to engage her in "naughty radio communication" while advancing towards the enemy twin tower cannons, but that was kind of routine that too..
...miss gray was kind of used to Pinkeydots sexual harassment at work... moaning over the radio and sending digital pic of her private parts...
But Irena was a good pilot, actually the best except for her and a damn good team-member, especially when you are hunted by a pack of Golem-rockets and she turn up just in time from her hiding behind an asteroid...
so because of the east missions, this day, she quit her work far earlier than her schedule so she thought why don´t I surprise my tri-phone boyfirend krrr-zzzZx-Murschzz by waiting outside his undercity crib in the lower slums of the hive...
...krrr-zzzZx-Murschzz had gotten a work at a contemporary art-museum in the mid sectors, a step up in his career so hopefully he could move out of his bug-ridden one-room apartment soon...
She had started to feel a bit more comfortable in the harsh environment of the cellar-levels of the city...
the mutant rat-packs wasn´t as scary any longer and the multitude of shady people and species didn´t disturb her that much any longer...
...so she planted her aching pilot-butt on a public bench outside...
then out of nowhere a cyborg/robot gang of gangers came up to her...
- Hey pretty fleshy federation army-girl! what are you doing down these quarters?
said the largest of them a 100%-er that is a borg that has replaced so many organs that he was actually a robot by now, that is except for his leathery organic wings on his back, that revealed that he was probably originally a winged alien or he did a man-droid thing and stole the wings from a defeated enemy? who knows...
Gray replied:
- I am not in the army section, I am a pilot in the astro-division...
the rest of the gang chuckled in what ever way cyborgs and bots laugh that is a mix of strange sounds depending on if they had organic mouthparts left or which type of vocoder they used or the program of their audio-Motivator!
Then a four-armed amalgamation with the lower body of a Rash-Krag and upper body totally robotic talked to her, it said:
- I was a pilot once, well rather my organic parts was, since his mind wasn´t completely obliderated when I grafted me to his body... I or we, no he! He used to fight in the Zeppalubian rim conflict... do you know anything about that...
Grey replied: yes of cause, I was there as a young cadet-gunner, just a novice, but sure we really beat your tailed bottom in that fight...
- When krrr-zzzZx-Murschzz was on his way home from work, he thought about buying a new apartment, the salary he got now, could just cover the cost of renting one two levels up, that is if he could keep his work..
but when he came closer he saw the blond human-hair of his girlfriend being harassed by that nasty gang of bot-borgs who was harassing the block-section this month...
He thought: Oh No! my little pet is in danger, I don´t stand much chances against those nasty ganger... but I will have to make a try... or at the very least get bashed up so she could escape....
He started running and screamed in tri-stereo with all his three mouths:
-Leave her alone, she is a upper-city girl! she is not use to this world, bash me up in your place...
Miss Gray turned towards the running Tri-phone or her boyfriend! and said in a calm voice:
What are you talking about dear krrr!
these are my new friends, they are a really interesting bunch all with a unique and sad history on how they ended up down here, I hope that you apologize me, but I invited them in for some whine, that is if they can fit in to your small chamber...
- Oh! said krrr-zzzZx-Murschzz surprised!
- Yes Carlos-XbX here met Firda Khalo when he was young and more hmm organic, isn´t it cool...
I told him that you liked Frida too, don´t you isn´t she that Mexican uni-brawn mutant artist married to that frog-mutant who was tagging wall in the under-city?
... or some such thing.
I started building this for the PCHLUG 101 Challenge, but then I realized they want something from an actual movie. May use some elements of it for something else, but thought it was worth posting as-is (... and it does only have 101 parts).
Just a little feller to fill out the gaps in my missing first season G1 Lego Transformers Cast - It's Minibot Brawn.... Watch the video on youtube and watch its cool transformation.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7XnrTi5jlg
Down in the deepest levels an old drunk-bot is drowning his sorrows in a cocktail of red-mercury, Plutonium, polonium and heavy water...
- Here this one is for my old home planet Cyber-goo that I shall never see again...
I will just sit here and drink my final working circuits in to a meltdown, nothing matters, still it is a good drink, better write it down, and hey I was lucky to find this old spot with nuclear waste...
An Angel-bot enters the stage...
- Hey who are you? are you an illusion, have I got Robo-delerium, but then again why would I see an angel?
- No dear friend, or shall I call you by your true cyber-goo name: Scoundrel-Biter...
I am here to warn you, since that substance abuse will be your DEATH tonight, that is if you don´t stop, that Thorium you just put in your drink will melt your last remaining cortex-motivator and you will die here rusting away far from your beloved home-world...
- Hey, how do you know all this? you can´t be an angel, you are too small and have proper wings, I have heard from drinking-blokes that have had near-robo-death experiences that you are much bigger...
you are just an illusion, so why don´t you sit down here and talk to this lonely drunk....
I will bid you some drink, but then again I think it might just pass right through you holographic body... still I could need the company so sit down...
- I am not a hallucination, I am an angel, just from a different company that the larger, older and according to me less efficient models our competitors use... I have 102% more empathy in my circuits...
- Well, I would prefer a larger angel, it is hard to take a droid your size serious...so how is death? can you tell me? I think I want to die! if it is a dream then I could dream I was back on cyber-goo before the human slave-hunters bot-napped me...
- Well your faith is the standard Cyber-gooian faith, so I guess it will be eternal damnation and paint in the Octasson´s burning shark-tank with Gnaw-cons eating pieces of your metal hide in eternity...
- Oh that is not all that bad, I thought it would be worse...
- How could it get worse?
- Oh I could be working on a human federation factory again. that sort of work is worst than anything... anyhow I have changed my faith, I herby want my faith to be the Tri-Phonian faith!
- Well according to my files you have never made a real faith-change in you system, you are still cyber-gooian in your core belief-sever...
- I wish I had a fly-swatter tiny annoying angel-drone... then I would swat you on this wall so your angel-botic guts would squirt all over the walls, ha, ha,..
at that time the cyber-gooians main cortex blew...
The angel-bot who had reached for his blaster in his internal robo-pouch put it back again...
then he said to him self and the robo-corpse:
You where an annoying one, my empathic circuits would have force me to put an end to your life right here, right now, only your and my faith saved me from becoming a angel-bot-killer...
Still I will put down your faith as cyber-gooian since I feel that you deserve eternal damnation...
..ok who is the next one on my list? the Art-Bot, well isn´t he already dead... well that is great then I can take a short brake... hmm, I wonder how his nuclear cocktails tastes, perhaps I should have a zip...
Lego #Transformers #Gobot #Minibot #RoadRanger wath my latest creation transform on youtube ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kg4nJDCLbE
a decision. They are tired of this awful place so they decide to leap into a time machine and transport themselves....
it may be a bit tricky as to where they end up,
but any place is better than this!
Not all training for new recruits was simulated, they actually had to do real action fighting against droids and drones all supervised by their officers, this choir was an extremely popular work that most officers would do with a huge smile on their lips...
Today it Is Irena Pinkeydot, BlueBird and Light-lopez turn to set up the course and guide the rookies through the maze filled with traps and robots, off cause al doids and traps would just give a non-leathal electric shock making the trainees pass out for a few minutes....
- (bluebird) Hey Irena, were we really this green as these guys when we started? I mean look at them they look like a squad of those 21st century black and white movies, what was his name now, Adolph Hitler, no Chales Chap, that is the guy was searching for...
- (Pinkeydot) No Tom, we were never that green, anyhow we didn´t have blue and yellow training suits when we joined, that is a new invention...
...oH you mean tho really aged movies, No, he was not named Adolph sine he was a Nato-commander during the first alien invasion war... Charles Chapman was the name of that black and white tramp.... but I think he was a relative of Adolph...
- (Bluebird) How do you know so many things about the past Irena? you didn´t get to know that stuff at pilot training???
- (Irena) well let´s just say that I had a lot of lonely time on my own as a child... sometimes I met creatures and they told me all kind of stuff....
- (Lopez) ...yeah but you are both wrong, his name was Chapman and he was a member of the humor troupe named Moony Peaceful Driving Amusement...
...Irena it is time now, stear the drone and bomb those fools with the Tangle-weave foam cluster bombs... it will be so fun to see these Chapmen chapman-around in sticky pus...
...again the M-Tron and federation fleets have had a violent clash over space-territory the both laid claim to, the M-tron had built a small base on two astroid-islet close to the Red-eyed nebula, two enormous fleets where sent, one from the M-tron and one from the federation, M-tron to protect and the Federation to tear down the (according to the federations point-of-view) unlawful settlement...
...when the two fleets clashed 100% of the M-tron fleet was disabledand 99,9% of the federation as well as the astroid-atolls...
The federation was almost about to loose the battle but because of Irena and Miss Gray taking control of the flagship bridge when their commanders had died the HQ Flagship survived, but with heavy damages...
Techs and repair-robots dash around to piece together as much machinery as they can so the can re-start the ship and head for home at the capital planet...
Among the derby and workforce two pilots have a conversation:
- Hey Brinkmann we won, we survived, ok we didn´t get to claim the asteroids but we beat the nasty enemy, Hey Brinkmann since you are a veteran and all that, have you ever been this close to death...
- Yeah actually many times Vera, Many times!
- So, Brinkmann what do you think of our victory, Do you think will will get medals?
- Oh Vera, you think this is a victory... we lost about 900 starships and probably 50.000 fighters and a crew of about half a million, the turf we wanted is totally destroyed and we only survived because of our two ace pilots, they will get the medals, again to add to their growing hoard of rewards, still the medals are not worth anything anyway, the federation debased them of any valuable metal 50 years ago...
- But Hey Brinkmann, didn´t we win? we destroyed their entire sectors fleet... I mean we bashed them so bad that they will not dear to fight us over territory for a longtime now???
- Well dear Vera according to me, we all lost, only making our other enemies stronger, like the Black-tron and the Cadette-faction... if you ask me it was only a pointless destruction of lives, material and spaceships for two small islets no one cares about...
- Hey Brinkmann, so if I may ask why did you join the fleet? I mean since you don´t like the fighting?
- young lad, I mean lass, I was born in the lower levels of the capital, for meI only had three alternatives: 1. Perish, 2. Join a gang or 3. join the armed forces of the federation... I chose the Third alternative since I have lightning reflexes... this is a job nothing more, I can pay my bills and don´t question my commanders, if I am lucky I Might be a fleet commander at 220 years with will earn me a fair wage and respect... I am a slow grinder and I know what I want...
- But Sir, why do you just follow, why don´t you defect, turn of the responder and drift away in space and become a trader in the alien regions, or become a sell-sword or mercenary pilot or pirate?
- young lass, I have recorded this conversation, I am obliged to hand this over to the MI9 you will probably be expelled from the fleet and do many years in the slammer, nothing personal, I like you kid, but I need to stay alive and advance in the ranks, what you just did was a crime against our system, suggesting unlawful actions while in service...
To white exo-suits came and collected the young pilot and Brinkmann carried on with his choirs and duties!!!
My G1 Minibot Gears gets an update ... watch the Vid for more info... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mh6pFU6mTQ
G1 Lego Transformer Swerve ready for action ... watch the transformation of this minibot on youtube ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkPsnzW_r5A
IT's #lego #transformers G1 Minibot Tap-Out - Ckeck it out on youtube ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgowlUOxAoA
A redux of my G1 Lego Minibot Transformer Bumblebee designed and built by me. Fully transform between modes without removal of parts.
More info:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm8iCfzyY0
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if you want a sabotage to be made these robotic mercenary gang is for hire and especially if it is a deed made agains at least one human they will give you a 75% discount since they were all slaves to human society before they broke free!
My son Sandro and I started to do instructions for our Minibots.
Guess who's done which :-)
Find all the instructions on Brickshelf.
Enjoy
Marco and Sandro
He's a Gobot that infiltrated the universe of the Transformers ... It's Lego Transformers Minibot Treds ... watch the transformation on youtube ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxp9Vr-NIM
...a young brat pilot is cruising around in his dead expensive starship...
He is listening to the Human intergalactic station oldies your long dead ancestors listened to and right in the middle of a great T-stallion experimental electro-noise tune a binary mayday message breaks off the tune he enjoyed listening to while cruising in his Expensive ride...
He says to the ships AI system called Irlexa: Irlexa translate please!
...a text message appears in front of him on his luxury deluxe super flashy anti-plasma screen:
Human female federal Prison planet Mega-beta in sector QW3 send distress signal, Mayday! Mayday! only a handful of survivors planet fusion-plant will soon explode, Please save us and we will be forever grateful and reward you with services since we now have no master!
Gi! Swell! the Brat thought to himself, a planet of women, human females and if I save them I can be their master, this sounds like a erotic movie from the 18th century!
...So our hero sets a course toward the wright sector...
...and imagine if he was surprised and somewhat baffled when 7 service droids came to meet him, not even pretty ones, a ragtag of bolts and wing-nutted hardly-holding-together crazy bunch of service droids he owned a million of those all ready...
A redux of my G1 Lego Minibot Transformer Bumblebee designed and built by me. Fully transforms between modes without removal of parts.
More info:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm8iCfzyY0
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...a gang of skavenging Trash-bots down in the under-hive tunnels looking for parts and wingnuts for their decaying mechanical bodies, they find a huge abandoned tech-landfill and an old systematic camera,they take turns in taking in photographing each others in semi-groupie formation...
What they fail to see at the time is that in the middle of the heap is a kidnaped seduced and drugged down Federation Pilot...
This will only be discovered years later when one of t droids stumble up on an ex-systematic-film developing bot that helps him develop the film...
A redux of my G1 Lego Minibot Transformer Bumblebee designed and built by me. Fully transforms between modes without removal of parts.
More info:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm8iCfzyY0
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Remeber that elusive and RARE Red Bumblebee minibot Toy from the 80s? Well here he is in Lego form ... Watch the transformation on youtube ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYbxDwd61w
A redux of my G1 Lego Minibot Transformer Bumblebee designed and built by me. Fully transforms between modes without removal of parts.
More info:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm8iCfzyY0
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first day as a trainee a HQ tech centre at Phoebe base:
...so after I was blamed for what later would be called the "crayfish incident" I got relocated from the lab to the spaceship repair workshop...
my day started at 0-0-0-23 standard Mid-system time the first quarter I got to know the Risk-tech leader, he told me that we were gonna repair the celebrity ace-pilot Pinkeydot, The Famous Erina Pinkeydot the "pink Baroness" I was so excited to meet her in the flesh, I mean golly Josh she is one of the most amazing Pilots in the fleet...
Dear Diary, eh I mean Trainee log... she started flying for the fleet at the age of only 12 had her first battle at 13 and was the sole survivor and winner!
...anyhow my trainee supervisor said that they didn´t manage to send her away at some "fake mission" in another ship since they were non available...
I thought to my self, Golly Josh!
why would they try to send her away, I mean I wouldn´t do that, I would be happy to meet her...
little did I know about her then other than her amazing feats in space battle!
0-0-0-25 Erina lands her ship in hangar docking bay berth 5B
she goes through the problems with her super-smack speed accelerator and the problems it cause to the Hyper-ventilator circuit and the Coffee-bunson burners!
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I get to talk to her in private in the coffee-break room, I ask for an autograph she says: "well hun´I´ll give it to you if you undress down to your knickers for me and give me a kiss on the cheek!"
I laughed it off as a sort of lame joke...
Then she said I wasn´t kidding, then luckily my supervisor came back... puuh!
0-0-0-29 I and my Supervisor named Kahumba Freck started to investigate the damages with two of those amazing new hover-drones where you get a VR-view from the hover-bots position on a visor, I got to try out the VR equipment, really amazing!
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Working really hard together we managed to pinpoint the cause of the problem it was a micro-deflator which had gotten jammed in the Hyper-ventilator ditch, it was mendable, but a relly high dexterity macro-micro typer of work, but luckily we had our two hover-drones to use...
0-0-0-41 after some hard work we had the Deflator almost pinned down to the module, just a nanometer to go, when a bunch of screaming humanoid service droids made my boss lose focus and the joypad took a joyride all around so we dropped the micro component just as we were so close of completing the circuit!
The cause of the screaming bot, yes you guessed, it was Erina watching at their most private moment, when they are "undressed of parts" and getting re-oiled!
well, I am too tired to write more I will try to recall the rest i my log tomorrow, since I got so worn out by this day, not my trainee workmanship, but by Erina, she is really a omnisexual predator, I really understand why she is always away fighting, no one can stand being with her...
well enough said, oh wait tomorrow we are gonna service another celebrity ace-pilor Miss Gray... I hope she isn´t like the "pink Baroness" because if she is, I need another transfer, since then it must be something wrong with the Pilots, perhaps I could be a trainee at the garbage decomposition site?
- Work log Over and out !
A redux of my G1 Lego Minibot Transformer Bumblebee designed and built by me. Fully transforms between modes without removal of parts.
More info:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRm8iCfzyY0
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Bluebirds Space-log:
Dear Space-log, today it was the last day in orbit around the Aqua-world with the name few can pronounce, well except for Irena that is, she had an ex-lover who was from here, one of her few steady relationships she had, it lasted for three weeks, but she did admit to being unfaithful daily, because..ah who cares!
This is my Log..
..anyhow she speak fluent "fish" as we call the natives language since no one can pronounce that either, it is a strange language and it includes blowing foam and bubbles with your mouth and salivate all the time...
...anyhow one of the locals landed with supplies for our trip home, I started talking to the pilot a nice fellow, they look quite like us, except for their vivid skin color and they are shiny and a bit slimy like real fish...
...anyhow as I stood there talking about his elegant Sub/spaceship then all the sudden Irena sneaked up on us, she started to salivate and made weird bubbles from the corner of her mouth, I was about to call a Medic but then I saw the Fish-pilot switching from Standard Galactic to "Fish" it was her former boyfriend... so they took of in his ship and, yeah well I guess you know what they did and I don´t wan´t to think of it...
....Dear Log, why am I so dull?
so boring, so median, why do I always write about other people than me, Irena said this, Miss Gray did that...
Why can´t I ever bee the Hero or the object of desire? if this was a Comic Soap, I would be the "Straight" man even though I bend both ways... but is faithfully married to a human woman...
Why am I so damned Boring???
what can I do, I need to change, when We are back in the capital I will do something to change and totally reinvent my self...
yes, perhaps I will grow a beard or something???
Hello stranger, let me introduce my self, I am Golden Hawk the best private dick on Cyber-goo...
Lately we found two corpses hereon cyber-goo, a Local and an alien Bot Killed by a strange form of haywire weapon that fried the corpses electronic systems before them becoming corpses or is that while they become copses, well who cares, that is not the point of this story...
Where was I now, Yes, the strange thing about this case was the weapons they were killed by wasn´t from this world, so the killer was probably not from here...at the very least it is likely...
...sure any geezer could get an alien piece of tech on any of the trading post put up on asteroids by alien merchant, still that seems unlikely since on this planet we are either "born" with our guns in our hands or they are themselves robots in their own rights...
...on this planet we take great pride in our specific weapons and the pegs they are fitted with seldom fits another bots hand...
so, anyhow, back to the story...
Forensic tried to go in to their electro-cortexes to get a vid on their last moment to visually see the killer...
But hey, the forensics got nothing , absolutely squat diddely nothing! their cortexes was as fried as a molten smelter-glitch...
...but hey, here you would say:
But you have a low frequency war going on your piece of rusty metal orbiting around in pace...
then I would say:
Naah, No one ever get killed in our robotic wars, we blast each others but seldom do we take any lasting damage...
...lets just say our guns are very weak compared to our bodies...
Sure that guy named upp-the-moose Slime, he got killed didn´t he...
Yes he got killed but he drove in to a star... then again when it is time for a feature movie then the actors pretend to die, just to make kids cry a bit...
...ah well were was I?
So I have a Hunchback, eh I mean Back, I mean hunch about this crime was a true crime and probably by aliens and not by one of us in faction battle...
...so now I am on my way to the planet core to meet Flector paradigma an ancient wise orb located at the core of our planet... he has the power to view any surveillance cameras on Cyber-goo, perhaps I could get a glimpse of their killer there?
now the narrator who is me, Golden Hawk the famous PD shall read the following lines:
then a big claw-hand belonging to a mega robot know as Mega Super Supreme who had ben hacked by unknown alien who want to stop the PD from solving this case Crushes the Golden hawk...
wait that is me, , yes, I said it, it was outsider who did it it say so in the script! I see now claw-hand oh I will read on in the script:
Then the Golden Hawk goes in to a scream saying: aaaaaargh i am being Crushed my final mission is oooverr...then dies by crushing...
Aaaargh I am being crushed my final mission is oooverr...
#lego #transformers #minbot #outback is here ...watch the transformation on youutbe ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBqZqTLgcjI
Updated # lego #transformers #minibot #gears watch the transformation on youtube... www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gADRCcGXE
Three bots:
1. Created in the starfish galaxy by the Xeno-race Buggy-boggers this unit that ended up in our galaxy originally had a hissing-noise name, but after he was propelled at light-speed by an asteroid impact on his homeworld, he was later renamed 4-ey-black by the Blacktron that iadopted the alien droid as used him as a spy
2. Originally an anthropomorphic mutant humanoid duck with anger management issues, he Picked a fight with J. Cash the Elder a famous bounty hunter that eded up making a filet with his single combat claw… but his brain was accidentally pickled in a pub grub jar and later found by the pirat Captian Aaargh and salvaged and resurrected to life in a mecha suit, technically a cyborg but only his blue cap and his brain are organic parts of his former body…
3. This rudimentary creeper bot belongs to the undercity mafia crime-lord named Buddah the Jab… his official task is to inspect vents and pyramid secret chambers and strange rabbit hole systems, but his real duty is to satisfying The Jabs secret paraphiliac pleasures, which it hates
#lego #transformers #shatteredglass #goldbug #bumblebee - watch the transformation on youtube... www.youtube.com/watch?v=skKcJ8Uychc