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👮‍♂️Spoiler Alert👮‍♂️😜

  

A drama series which has gripped the nation took a major twist as new clues came to light on Sunday evening during the penultimate episode of ‘Line Of Duty’ in which avid followers of this drama concluded Det Chf Supt Patricia Carmichael👿 is in fact ‘H’, this is surely too obvious, have they put the horse before the cart.

 

As speculation increases of who is the fourth man, previously known as ‘H’ on Line of Duty? let’s consider reportage of the actions viewers did not see, and of course the new evidence.😱😇

 

Following Superintendent Ted Hastings iconic quote Sunday evening ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee* donkey, why did Hoof and Horace fly out of their room without even finishing their drinks. This is always a clue if! they have done something wrong.🍺🍺🐎🐷💨🚀

 

This pair of rascals have not been seen since, might their actions suggest Hoof is ‘H’ as he could be a little Donkey, based on evidence there are no actual photos confirming he is a horse?😉

Another vital clue revealed during LOD was “tap, tap, tap, tap,” this is the sound Hoof’s new carbon fibre horse shoes make.🤔

 

Now sadly we must consider very strong evidence which links Horace as ‘H’.🐷😱

It is a well known fact Horace has a Police record, “Walking On The Moon”. 🎸🎹🎸

 

Next, after Horace was placed in our care, it was evident he had suffered an accident/injury, as he did not have a tail, (image, ‘Game On’) was his ‘bent’ tail removed by the OCG, so Horace would not squeal on them. 👹🐖💩

 

‘Bent’ is word often used by Superintendent Hastings during the series which he would like to stamp out.

No, you don’t think Ted Hastings cut Horace’s bent tail off, what a twist this would be, I should know as I made Horace’s replacement tail, not tale, all true as one Flickr detective noticed the super glue, (this evidence will stick Lindsey)👮‍♀️

 

Next piece of evidence, a link has been identified in the way communication between the people Ted would like kicked out and the OCG, namely the spelling misscakes.

Horace was forced to wear wellies supplied by gangster Tommy Hunter. Look carefully at the wellies Horace is wearing, (image)

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Horace cannot believe that Detective Inspector Steve Arnott missed this vital piece of evidence, the letter ’T’ is upside down on all four wellies.🐷😂😂😂

 

Is another reason Horace left the room without finishing his drink the thought of the fact the OCG might suspect Horace squealed and his next cosmetic treatment could be a trip through the bacon slicer.🙈🐖💨

 

So there you have it, the plot thickens, could Hoof and Horace both be ‘H’, suggesting total confusion, (easily done) or could this possibly keep the nation in suspense and only one H is exposed (not a pretty sight) during the finale this Sunday suggesting another series of LOD.🐎🙈🐷💨

 

*Wee could also speculate that Hoof and Horace may never been seen again.😢😭😢😉

 

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Have a good weekend🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷💃🐎🐷😎

   

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Chucky will always lie down in front of the stove when I'm cooking. Sometimes I'll tell him to move over a bit to give me space and he will move about another foot away from the oven

 

Chuck knows he will get a taste of something. Normally he doesn't get human food but I sneak him a little taste every now and then.

Many years ago we played this game to death. It's quick, simple and portable, so it was easy to set up anywhere we wanted at any time.

 

You roll the pigs like dice, scoring points based on how they land. Each picture represents a different scoring position.

 

1. Sider, 2. Trotter, 3. Razorback, 4. Snouter, 5. Pass The Pigs, 6. Leaning Jowler, 7. Pig Out, 8. Making Bacon, 9. Piggyback

 

Created with fd's Flickr Toys.

 

2nd place in the 'Oink' category in the June 2006 Monthly Scavenger Hunt.

Carla Marques Gibson. Looking very #sexy in #tight #jeans #long #legs #big #boobs #erotic #exotic #dancer #dance #sexyass

Some nights, you come home from work, utterly exhausted, and all you want to eat for dinner is bacon. Tonight was one of those nights. *yawn*

Bad - lose all your score so far.

Eggs. Pickled red cabbage. PIckled figs. Blueberry jam. Homemade cider. Buttermilk for ranch dressing. Milk. Soda water.

 

And a brined pork belly hanging down.

 

Like you do.

It was a long, cold winter in this part of Germany; only a week earlier, everything here had been covered by a thick layer of snow. Understandably, garden gnome Detlef was full of the joys of spring when he saw the first snowdrops of the season.

 

"My motto? Make bacon while the sun shines!", chuckled Detlef yesterday in a mischievous mix of metaphors to a local reporter. However, neighbours hinted that Detlef was not averse to making bacon even when the sun wasn't shining: "Hammer and tongs. Morning, noon and night."

 

In the interests of fairness it should be pointed out that Detlef is from Zwingenberg, just south of Darmstadt in southwest Germany. This is a very "rural" community, where this sort of behaviour is seldom questioned - let alone frowned upon.

 

Priscilla was unavailable for comment last night.

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Little Miss Lucky's making bacon.

"Bacon Tree" in the nursery

One of the proud owners of the Makin Bacon cooker. (Patent Pending).

Bacon at 3:00 minutes.

Finished product (bacon sticks in the doubled-in-half position)

"Bacon Schooner" in the dry dock

Bacon fat diverted from my arteries. Thanks inventor Abbey!

Bacon as pulled out of fridge

Ready to go back into the fridge

Salting skin side down