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hip hip hurraaah and salute !

 

I'm really looking deep into the glass, somehow ... heehee

Feeling ladylike in dress, hat and heels

This is going to hurt you, more than it hurts me.....

 

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French maid in uniform dress with apron, petticoats, long gloves, cap, lacy socks and stockings and high heels.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!

It isn't fit for humans now,

There isn't grass to graze a cow.

Swarm over, Death!

 

Come, bombs and blow to smithereens

Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,

Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,

Tinned minds, tinned breath.

 

Mess up the mess they call a town-

A house for ninety-seven down

And once a week a half a crown

For twenty years.

 

And get that man with double chin

Who'll always cheat and always win,

Who washes his repulsive skin

In women's tears:

 

And smash his desk of polished oak

And smash his hands so used to stroke

And stop his boring dirty joke

And make him yell.

 

But spare the bald young clerks who add

The profits of the stinking cad;

It's not their fault that they are mad,

They've tasted Hell.

 

It's not their fault they do not know

The birdsong from the radio,

It's not their fault they often go

To Maidenhead

 

And talk of sport and makes of cars

In various bogus-Tudor bars

And daren't look up and see the stars

But belch instead.

 

In labour-saving homes, with care

Their wives frizz out peroxide hair

And dry it in synthetic air

And paint their nails.

 

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough

To get it ready for the plough.

The cabbages are coming now;

The earth exhales.

 

J Betjeman written in 1937

 

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Now here's a little story

To tell it is a must

About an unsung hero

That moves away your dust

Some people make a fortune

Other's earn a mint

My old man don't earn much

In fact....he's flippin'.....skint

 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat

He looks a proper narner

In his great big hob nailed boots

He's got such a job to pull em up

That he calls them daisy roots

 

Some folks give tips at Christmas

And some of them forget

So when he picks their bins up

He spills some on the steps

Now one old man got nasty

And to the council wrote

Next time my old man went 'round there

He punched him up the throat

 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat

 

I say, I say Duncan

I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin

(How do you know he's a police dog)

He had a policeman with him

 

Though my old man's a dustman

He's got a heart of gold

He got married recently

Though he's 86 years old

We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad

you're getting past your prime'

He said 'Well when you get to my age'

'It helps to pass the time'

 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat

 

I say, I say, I say

My dustbins full of lillies

(Well throw 'em away then)

I can't Lilly's wearing them

 

Now one day while in a hurry

He missed a lady's bin

He hadn't gone but a few yards

When she chased after him

'What game do you think you're playing'

She cried right from the heart

'You've missed me...am I too late'

'No... jump up on the cart'

 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat

 

I say, I say, I say (What you again)

My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

(How do you know it's full)

'Cos there's not much room inside

 

He found a tiger's head one day

Nailed to a piece of wood

The tiger looked quite miserable

But I suppose it should

Just then from out a window

A voice began to wail

He said (Oi! Where's me tiger head)

Four foot from it's tail

 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

He wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat

Next time you see a dustman

Looking all pale and sad

Don't kick him in the dustbin

It might be my old dad

 

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Mirror mirror lie to me

Show me what I wanna see

Mirror mirror lie to me

 

Why don't I like the girl I see

The one who's standing right in front of me

Why don't I think before I speak

I should have listened to that voice inside me

I must be stupid, must be crazy, must be out of my mind

To say the kind of things I said last night

 

Mirror mirror hanging on the wall

You don't have to tell me who's the biggest fool of all

Mirror mirror I wish you could lie to me

And bring my baby back, bring my baby back to me

 

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.........but I have met many human beings who talked like asses

 

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From those awful dwarves......

 

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I had just returned from my first outing at CandyGirls and felt a million dollars as I had such an enjoyable time. I hope my tiredness doesn't show through, as the week had been very hard at work and I had been so looking forward to getting away.

 

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2 Oct 10

Take an ordinary bloke, put him in a dress, apply makeup and set him before the camera and what do you get.......

 

Photo taken by Maria, makeover by Claire of AMC www.tvamc.tv/HOME.HTML

 

on 19 February 2009

9 Oct 08 - Daydreaming. Lost in my own little world; trying hard not to think about the cooking, cleaning and other chores that cannot be avoided any longer.

 

Had this pic up in 'soft focus' before which I realise was cr*p........

 

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9Oct08

CandyGirls outfit - 1st March 2008

He won't expect it back.

 

Taken before leaving for CandyGirls - 13 Sep 08

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Take an ordinary bloke, put him in a dress, apply makeup and set him before the camera and what do you get.......

 

Photo taken by Maria, makeover by Claire of AMC www.tvamc.tv/HOME.HTML

 

on 19 February 2009

Take an ordinary bloke, put him in a dress, apply makeup and set him before the camera and what do you get.......

 

Photo taken by Maria, makeover by Claire of AMC www.tvamc.tv/HOME.HTML

 

on 19 February 2009

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