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Happy Valentines Day everyone. Spreading the joy around a little early. Give your loved ones a big smooch.
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Lion!
Lion Who?
.....
Come back later to see the follow up! (-;
NB: The person that comes up with the best punch-line (ending) to this joke, gets an honorary mention!
Fozzie: “Hey, Kermit. Knock-knock.”
Kermit: “Who’s there?”
Fozzie: “Hike.”
Kermit: “Hike who?”
Fozzie: “Unsuspecting Frog
Bear waiting with knock-knock joke
Sets the perfect trap.”
Kermit: “Fozzie, you’re silly.”
Fozzie: “That would be a good starting line to another haiku.”
2/10/2011
*knock knock*
who's there?
*banana*
banana who
*knock knock*
who's there?
*banana*
banana who
*knock knock*
who's there?
*orange*
orange who?
*orange you glad I didn't say banana*
Today's theme for Emotion/Color Collaboration is Orange ^_^
A candid of my daughter taken just this evening. I was sitting in the hubs' den when she came in to tell me one of her awful knock-knock jokes. I thought I'd snap away b/c the light was just so pretty! Check out the window catch light in her eyes.
Bookmark given to junior high library patrons as reward/incentive
(Answer ..........................................................................................................Rita lot of books!)
Can you tell that most of the people who ever pulled on this were right-handed?
These old metal doors in Harrisburg, Oregon, were heavy, and loaded with rust and cracked and peeling paint. For the All Things Earthy group, I feel that the colors are earthy.
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Tenuous Link: Deteriorating >> Don't Knock it: Decay is pretty sometimes. Plus!!! A bonus *Knock Knock* joke:
Who's there?
Sutton.
Sutton Who?
Yes, that's right.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who?
Hey, we have even better joke books and actual funny books ready for you to enjoy.
That is the punchline to a "knock knock joke" I knew as a kid. I remember only the punchline.
Alternative title = Orange Grape Tree
Who's There?
Ice Scream Soda.
Ice Scream Soda who?
I Scream So Da Whole Neighborhood Can Hear Me!
-- Frosty The Snowman
(remixed, cartoon style)
They were just being cute kids. And cute kids are cute. No real story.
Any excuse to share one the many excellent knock knock jokes in my vast repertoire!
FGR invades Humorous Jokes
Me to Gracie:
Knock Knock
Who's there (ruff ruff)
What do you care? It's not for you. It's never for you. Nobody comes to visit the evildog.
(Best viewed large!)
When I was a kid, there was a show on the local cable channel (something like a "public access" channel in the US) called Gripe Line. People would call in with gripes. Complaints.
Anyway, I guess they didn't screen their calls very well, because the one night we were watching all these people kept calling in and swearing and making jokes about the hosts' tits and sexuality and such.
One guy with a legitimate complaint called in and talked quite calmly for several minutes; then, as his call was winding down, he asked to tell a joke.
"Umm... Is it a clean joke?"
"Of course! It's a 'knock-knock' joke. They're always clean..."
I don't know why, but that joke's been going through my head lately.
Not very funny...
Zuki wanted to continue to help the monkeys get along better. Hopefully without them hurting each other. So he decided to put on a talent show. It ended poorly when Zuki learned that well, the monkeys had found the excess of cherry tomatoes in our fridge, and that they would have no comprehension of what a "knock knock" joke is.
Drunk Shakespeare - Audience participation by yours truly, two minutes of my fifteen minutes of fame. [Accompanying video (2023-09-20_ep) is set to moderate because of language.]
Five professional actors meet as members of The Drunk Shakespeare Society. One of them has 5 shots of whiskey and then attempts to perform a major role in a Shakespearean play. Confusion and merriness result while the four sober actors try and keep the script on track.
Make sure you add the "ta-da-ta" at the end of this one! :) This is my little exploration with Microsoft paint. I used the pencil, bucket and text tools. I've never drawn with a mouse before. It was kind of tricky!
Oh dear, what happened to the neat and tidy house?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Author Author who? aren't there a lot of Easter Bunnies? YAAAAAAAYYYYY
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Drunk Shakespeare - Audience participation by yours truly, two minutes of my fifteen minutes of fame. [Accompanying video (2023-09-20_ep) is set to moderate because of language.]
Five professional actors meet as members of The Drunk Shakespeare Society. One of them has 5 shots of whiskey and then attempts to perform a major role in a Shakespearean play. Confusion and merriness result while the four sober actors try and keep the script on track.
...Just Ghosts to show what some people will do to wish you a Happy Halloween!
This card was the only Halloween thing we have in our appartment.