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Oh my God it is so nice smurfastic & bombastic night said papa Smurf.
I wish to surf in this bluefastic sea but I have problems with my old knee.
Zadar was great choice for our holiday.
We are enjoying far away from our village,
But I miss tillage ironically said Farmer Smurf.
Smurfabunga cowabunga happily said Smurfette,
While eating Milka chocolate noisette,
It’s lovely night in the city Zadar it looks so pretty.
We are having great view in comfy old Maraska building
Said Clumsy Smurf.
This idyllic night spoiled Gargamel and Azrael
(I guess they spent holiday in the same city lol).
Meow holy cow look at there are Smurfs meowed the wizard's cat.
Attack them Azrael shouted Gargamel,
You know that Smurfs are as sweet as caramel
We will catch them now!
Helter skelter now give me shelter sung Dio song Poet Smurf
And said let's run like a turf horse
Of course that's smurf idea said Brainy Smurf.
Let's smurf out of here said Grouchy Smurf, I hate my fate.
You hate everything mockingly said Chef Smurf while licking nice Ledo ice cream.
Smurfs run so fast that even my Fuji camera couldn’t shot them. I tried to photograph angry Gargamel but he and Azrael disappeared too quickly by some black magic trick. Oh what a strange evening. Maybe I was just dreaming…
P.s. Do you like story and view from abandoned Maraska beverage factory?
If you want to know which song Poet Smurf was singing “Helter skelter now give me shelter” then check song Dio – One Foot In The Grave. I also recommend you fast song Blind Guardian - Run For The Night.
Scared watercolor fish shouting "EEK PLASTIC". Please stop using unnesseary packing.
This is always good to remember, not just earth day.
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Divine Kidney of the Lamp of Peace. Fifth century (AD) Mayanzian temple adornment. According to Mayanazian lore, the great god 'Lvis gifted the six chieftians of the Mayanazian clans with the Lamp of Peace which he promised would burn for ten thousand years. To show his people how important peace was to him, the god tore out his left kindney and fashioned from it an inpenatrable cradle for the Lamp. Despite the great god's gift, however, the six clans continued to war against one another for ten generations. Legend has it that, out of frustration, 'Lvis finally returned and smashed the Lamp (and his kidney), thus ushering in high Mayanazian civilization when, out of shock, the six clans renounced warfare forever. Courtesy of the Cracow Center for Concentric Studies and Glass Management.
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