He used to be the stuff of nightmares. Now he’s just the stuff of meh. Bolts still intact, but the spark? Gone. He’s not stomping through villages anymore - he’s shuffling through his own existential dread.

He tried to reinvent himself. “Frankie the Influencer” didn’t take off. His makeup tutorials were too patchy, and his skincare routine involved lightning. He auditioned for a reboot, but the producers said he was “too stitched” and “not marketable to Gen Z.”

Now he just sighs. Loud, echoey sighs that rattle windows and make squirrels reconsider their life choices. He’s not scary - he’s just tired. Tired of being misunderstood. Tired of being called “it.” Tired of people asking if he’s Shrek’s cousin.

He doesn’t want fame. He doesn’t want fear. He just wants someone to say, “Hey, you’re doing great for a guy who was literally sewn together during a thunderstorm.”

This Halloween, don’t run from the monster. Offer him a snack. Maybe a nap. Or just a moment where he doesn’t have to explain why his arms don’t match.

I'm So Tired ♪♪

Here’s a gift for my husband ♥.

We decided to call this Meat Anniversary as our marriage is still fresh ;P.

And the text says: "In II Anniversary of our marriage for my husband who I love most in the world"

Ever wondered where the butthead came from?

Well - it all started like few millions years before dinosaurs.

Back than God was very angry for Adam for pulling Eva's hair and for making her cry. He took first creature he could find in Eden that was ugly enough and put Adam's butt at it's head.

- maybe that's how U will learn to be nice to your girl - he said

It took millions of years for man kind to be who we are now but still randomly we can find butthead among us. It's also clear that it's not so easy nowadays to recognize them so quickly.

I love those exercises with light and shadow .

You won’t believe what reference I used in this one ;))

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- I just can’t stop smiling on this one :PPPP

All done in Photoshop.

It was good day for Joe. He finally found a planet with some signs of Alien existence. What he didn’t know - those Alien ducks with four legs ate already exactly 23 explorers from all over the Universe. And those ducks were really hungry that day.

Funny orange monster, thumb sketched in Paper by Fifty Three

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