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"Meet The Satellite of Love. She packs 440 cubic inches of Green House Gas spewing Love. That Green House Gas spewing Love generator is mated to a Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arab’s can pump it out of the ground, The Satellite of Love spews it into the Earth’s fragile atmosphere through TTI headers and exhaust.
"You want her stats? I’ll tell you what!
"Horsepower: Clydesdale Class. With enough Carbon Monoxide flatulence to choke Melissa Etheridge quicker than Granny can wring a chicken’s neck.
"Torque: I’ll tell you what! Its stump pulling. If the neighbor gives you a hard time about the cars in your front yard.. just chain his house to the bumper of The Satellite of Love and pull the damn house off the foundation.
"Best Time: All the flippin’ time, I’ll tell you what.
"Has The Satellite of Love killed any Polar Bears? Shite! I’ll tell you what! The Satellite of Love kills Polar Bears, Baby Seals, and Penguins, especially those dancin’ Penguins. The Satellite of Love hates those dancin’ little bastards.
"They die by Carbon Monoxide poisoning or Lead poisoning, it makes no never mind to The Satellite of Love."
"Meet The Satellite of Love. She packs 440 cubic inches of Green House Gas spewing Love. That Green House Gas spewing Love generator is mated to a Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arab’s can pump it out of the ground, The Satellite of Love spews it into the Earth’s fragile atmosphere through TTI headers and exhaust.
"You want her stats? I’ll tell you what!
"Horsepower: Clydesdale Class. With enough Carbon Monoxide flatulence to choke Melissa Etheridge quicker than Granny can wring a chicken’s neck.
"Torque: I’ll tell you what! Its stump pulling. If the neighbor gives you a hard time about the cars in your front yard.. just chain his house to the bumper of The Satellite of Love and pull the damn house off the foundation.
"Best Time: All the flippin’ time, I’ll tell you what.
"Has The Satellite of Love killed any Polar Bears? Shite! I’ll tell you what! The Satellite of Love kills Polar Bears, Baby Seals, and Penguins, especially those dancin’ Penguins. The Satellite of Love hates those dancin’ little bastards.
"They die by Carbon Monoxide poisoning or Lead poisoning, it makes no never mind to The Satellite of Love."
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Hyoscyamus niger L., syn.: Hyoscyamus auriculatus Ten., Hyoscyamus bohemicus F. W. Schmidt, Hyoscyamus pallidus Willd., Hyoscyamus pictus Roth, Hyoscyamus syspirensis C. Koch, Hyoscyamus verviensis Leg.
Hyoscyamus vulgaris Neck.
Family: Solanaceae
EN: Black Henbane; DE: Schwarze Bilsenkraut
Slo.: črni zobnik
Dat.: May 20. 2024 and May 23. 2024
Lat.: 44.75230 Long.: 14.42711
Code: Bot_1579/2024 _DSC5762 and Bot_1582/2024 _DSC5762
Habitat: ruderal, open, calcareous, stony place; flat terrain, open, full sun, dry place; average precipitations 900 - 1.000 mm/year, average temperature 7 - 9 deg C, elevations 120 m (390 feet), Sub-Mediterranean phytogeographical region.
Substratum: stony soil
Place: Adriatic Sea, island Cres, east of the main road Cres – Osor, next to the dirt road toward the settlement Srem, Kvarner Bay, Rijeka region, Croatia.
Comments (pertain to pictures in Flicker album Hyoscyamus niger): Hyoscyamus niger is a rare plant on the island of Cres. There are only two references in the FCD database (Ref.: 5), one from an indirect literature source and another observation from 2008. Otherwise, it spreads almost throughout Europe, parts of Western Asia, Africa, Morocco, and Algeria (Ref.: 1).
The plant is medicinal, dangerously poisonous, and has been associated with magic and sorcery for centuries. Its vernacular English name 'nightshade' perfectly reflects its mystery. In medieval texts, magical or ritual properties are ascribed to it. In the compendium of ritual plants in Europe, De Cleene and Lejeune describe medieval sources in which the plant is used to evoke rain, summon demons, and attract game. It is also noted as an ingredient in witches’ tonics due to its psychoactive and hallucinogenic properties. Archaeological excavations dated to AD 70–100 prove its intentional use by humans (Ref. 2) for medical purposes. It was used to relieve chest complaints, all kinds of pain, mucus, and disorders of the womb, and as a remedy for toothache, flatulence, and shortness of breath. However, it has serious side effects too. It causes heavy disturbance of the senses, such as alienation of the mind or madness. Pliny already warned that the drug is dangerous in any form.
References:
(1) Euro+Med 2006+ [continuously updated]: Euro+Med PlantBase - the information resource for Euro-Mediterranean plant diversity. – www.europlusmed.org [accessed Sept. 12. 2024]
(2) Groot M, van Haasteren M, Kooistra LI. Evidence of the intentional use of black henbane (Hyoscyamus niger) in the Roman Netherlands. Antiquity. 2024; 98(398):470-485; doi:10.15184/aqy.2024.5
(3) T. Nikolić, Flora Croatica, Vaskularna flora Republike Hrvatske, Vol. 3. Alfa d.d.. Zagreb (2020) p 640.
(4) W.K. Rottensteiner, Exkursionsflora für Istrien, Verlag des Naturwissenschaftlichen Vereins Kärten (2014), p 878.
(5) T. Nikolić ed. (2015 + [continuously updated]): Flora Croatica Database (FCD) (hirc.botanic.hr/fcd), Faculty of Science, University of Zagreb (accessed date: 2024/09/04).
(6) C. Zerling, Lexikon der Pflanzensymbolik, (2007), AT Verlag, Baden und München
Snake Gourd is a tropical or subtropical vine, raised for its strikingly long fruit, used as a vegetable and for medicine. The narrow, soft-skinned fruit can reach 150 cm long. Its soft, bland, somewhat mucilaginous flesh is similar to that of the luffa and the calabash. Leaf blade kidney-shaped or broadly ovate, 7-10 × 8-11 cm, membranous, deeply 5-7-lobed, lobes triangular or rhombic. The white flower is beautiful and lacy, and open at night. It is most popular in the cuisine of South Asia and Southeast Asia. The shoots, tendrils, and leaves are also eaten as greens. It is a popular vegetable in South India.
Medicinal uses: According to Ayurveda, the plant pacifies vitiated pitta, constipation, skin diseases, burning sensation, diabetes, anorexia, flatulence, constipation, worm infestation, fever and general weakness.
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Because there's no hypocritical guff the Tories and the toxic media liars won't spew out.
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The Conservative Party have a long and disgraceful history of bigotry and hatred. From Prime Ministers to MPs. Councillors to party members. The Windrush scandal reveals how dangerous the Conservative Party is to democracy, justice and the well-being and economic future of all our communities.
They hate all non-whites.
They hate Europeans.
They hate women.
They hate homosexuals.
They hate Jews.
They hate Muslims.
They hate Hindus.
They hate the poor.
They hate the sick.
They hate the young.
They hate the old.
They hate the working class.
They hate YOU!
Their entire ideology is based upon hatred and contempt for others. The destructive insanity of Brexit was achieved based through a campaign of racist hatred and endless lies. The only group of people this country needs to get rid of is the Tories.
Brexit is the the death howl of the Mad Dog racist.
KICK OUT RACISM! KICK OUT THE TORIES!
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So there I was standing looking at this Swedish phonebooth. It looked like rocket, albiet an ancient rocket, about to take off.
It is hard to explain what happened next. It looked like the metal began to shiver, and the whole booth began to spread out as though making more room and space to accomodate Monsieur Creosote.
Then the whole thing began to wobble like a jelly, slowly at first but then it began to get faster and faster until it was vibrating quite violently.
Then I could have sworn I head a voice say "Happy New Year everyone, and may your new year's flatulence be tuneful and fragrantly innoffensive."... followed by a soft whisper "wafer-thin mint non Monsieur?"
After that final utterance the phone booth completely disappeared and I was left standing covered from head to toe in what could only be described as pig-swill.
It's true.
Edible Parts: Leaves, Shoots, Oil
Edible Uses: Oil, Salad, Asparagus,Vegetable, Potherb,
Young leaves - raw or cooked. A bitter flavor. The young tender leaves are mild and make an excellent salad, but the whole plant becomes bitter as it gets older, especially when coming into flower. As a potherb it needs very little cooking. Large quantities can cause digestive upsets. Young shoots - cooked. Used as an asparagus substitute. An edible oil is obtained from the seed. The oil must be refined before it is edible. A pleasant flavor.
MEDICINAL USES: Anodyne; Antipyretic; Diuretic; Homeopathy; Hypnotic; Narcotic; Sedative, Antispasmodic, Digestive, Sedative,
The whole plant is rich in a milky sap that flows freely from any wounds. This hardens and dries when in contact with the air. The sap contains 'lactucarium', which is used in medicine for its anodyne, antispasmodic, digestive, diuretic, hypnotic, narcotic and sedative properties. Lactucarium has the effects of a feeble opium, but without its tendency to cause digestive upsets, nor is it addictive. It is taken internally in the treatment of insomnia, anxiety, neuroses, hyperactivity in children, dry coughs, whooping cough, rheumatic pain etc.. Concentrations of lactucarium are low in young plants and most concentrated when the plant comes into flower. It is collected commercially by cutting the heads of the plants and scraping the juice into china vessels several times a day until the plant is exhausted. This species does not contain as much lactucarium as L. virosa. An infusion of the fresh or dried flowering plant can also be used. The plant should be used with caution, and never without the supervision of a skilled practitioner. Even normal doses can cause drowsiness while excess causes restlessness and overdoses can cause death through cardiac paralysis. The fixed oil from the seeds is said to possess antipyretic and hypnotic properties. A homeopathic remedy is made from the plant. It is used in the treatment of chronic catarrh, coughs, swollen liver, flatulence and ailments of the urinary tract.
OTHER USES: Oil
The seed contains 35.2% of a semi-drying oil. It is used in soap making, paints, varnishes etc..
Cirsium arvense, Canada (Canadian) Thistle
Cirsium arvense is a species of Cirsium, native throughout Europe and northern Asia, and widely introduced accidentally as a contaminant in cereal crop seeds around the world.
The standard English name in its native area is "Creeping Thistle." A can go by any number of other names in other areas including: Canada Thistle, Canadian Thistle, California Thistle, Corn Thistle, Cursed Thistle, Field Thistle, Green Thistle, Hard Thistle, Perennial Thistle, Prickly Thistle, Small-flowered Thistle, Way Thistle, and--my favorite--Lettuce From Hell Thistle. Canada or Canadian Thistle are in wide use in the U.S., despite it not being of Canadian origin.
The species is widely considered an"injurious weed" even in its native United Kingdom. It is labeled a serious invasive species or noxious weed in most regions where it has been introduced including, but not limited to, Australia, Brazil, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.
Despite its repugnant reputation, this and other "cursed thistles" are harvested for the interest and beauty they adds to fall and winter floral arrangements. Oh, and the roots are edible, though, it's said, "with a propensity to induce flatulence." The leaves and stalks are edible too, but must first be tediously despined. It seems to me that asparagus would be a far more worthwhile choice.
One of the "Big Three" of famous Yokai (oni and tengu are the other two), the kappa is easily more prevalent and popular in Japan than Bigfoot is in America. Seriously. Here, let me put it in perspective:
In America, "Danger! No Swimming" signs show a little sillhouette of somebody drowning.
In Japan, "Danger! No Swimming" signs show a kappa devouring a child's butt.
See what I mean?
Kappas are kind of an odd mixture of turtle, monkey, and man. They are aquatic, and quite mischievous - some are nice, some are tricky, but many are mean, desiring nothing less than some human rump roast. You know, I think there's something else I have to explain here.
Kappas eat meat from the human anus. They like big butts and cannot lie.
Wow.
*ahem* ANYWAY, kappas also love cucumbers - in fact, you can sometimes get one to stop chasing your ass by feeding him a cucumber! (And yes, this is the reason why cucumber rolls are called kappamaki. Wow.) Of course, there are other ways to deal with marauding kappas if you lack a cucumber. You can also bow to one - you see, every kappa has a little indentation on top of its head that can hold water. If th water spills, it becomes powerless, so a pretty common tactic is to bow to a kappa. If he returns the gesture, he just might spill his water! And then he'll really be embarrassed. I mean, that's like getting Superman to eat kryptonite because "I double dog dare you!" And the other way to escape a kappa is to fart really hard in his face. Really, really hard. So hard that, according to traditional artwork, the very force of your flatulence blows him away.
You know, I totally didn't intend this to become so scatological. It's just that Japan is Japan. But anyway, another way to escape a kappa is to tear off its arms, and make it apologize to you before returning them. I guess it has to apologize for being armless, or something. But a properly disarmed (ha ha) kappa will then repay you, either by feeding you fish every day (but fish don't have butts!), or teaching you some of its vast medicinal lore. So that's how proctologists earn their degrees.
Edible Parts: Leaves, Shoots, Oil
Edible Uses: Oil, Salad, Asparagus,Vegetable, Potherb,
Young leaves - raw or cooked. A bitter flavor. The young tender leaves are mild and make an excellent salad, but the whole plant becomes bitter as it gets older, especially when coming into flower. As a potherb it needs very little cooking. Large quantities can cause digestive upsets. Young shoots - cooked. Used as an asparagus substitute. An edible oil is obtained from the seed. The oil must be refined before it is edible. A pleasant flavor.
MEDICINAL USES: Anodyne; Antipyretic; Diuretic; Homeopathy; Hypnotic; Narcotic; Sedative, Antispasmodic, Digestive, Sedative,
The whole plant is rich in a milky sap that flows freely from any wounds. This hardens and dries when in contact with the air. The sap contains 'lactucarium', which is used in medicine for its anodyne, antispasmodic, digestive, diuretic, hypnotic, narcotic and sedative properties. Lactucarium has the effects of a feeble opium, but without its tendency to cause digestive upsets, nor is it addictive. It is taken internally in the treatment of insomnia, anxiety, neuroses, hyperactivity in children, dry coughs, whooping cough, rheumatic pain etc.. Concentrations of lactucarium are low in young plants and most concentrated when the plant comes into flower. It is collected commercially by cutting the heads of the plants and scraping the juice into china vessels several times a day until the plant is exhausted. This species does not contain as much lactucarium as L. virosa. An infusion of the fresh or dried flowering plant can also be used. The plant should be used with caution, and never without the supervision of a skilled practitioner. Even normal doses can cause drowsiness while excess causes restlessness and overdoses can cause death through cardiac paralysis. The fixed oil from the seeds is said to possess antipyretic and hypnotic properties. A homeopathic remedy is made from the plant. It is used in the treatment of chronic catarrh, coughs, swollen liver, flatulence and ailments of the urinary tract.
OTHER USES: Oil
The seed contains 35.2% of a semi-drying oil. It is used in soap making, paints, varnishes etc..
He's pantomiming flatulence, complete with sound effects. Note artistically rendered bunghole. No detail was too small for the fine artisans of Rome!
In most cases, people turn to pharmaceuticals to help them, which contributes to the immense increase in the sales of sleeping pills.
However, these medications have been found to do more harm than good in the long run. Researchers have found that their use can cause the following side-effects:
Diarrhea
Difficulty keeping balance
Dizziness
Burning or tingling in limbs
A headache
Heartburn
Stomach pain and tenderness
Uncontrollable shaking
Mental slowing/problems with attention and memory
Unusual dreams
Weakness
Changes in appetite
Constipation
Daytime drowsiness
Dry mouth and throat
Flatulence
Impairment the next day
Insomnia is the inability to sleep due to various factors, like waking up too early, frequently waking up during the night, or facing difficulties to fall asleep. It can be a result of biological, psychological or social factors. It is different than sleep deprivation, as it is considered to be caused by internal factors only, not things like loud noises, for instance.
Yet, the outcome is the same as both lead to a lack of sleep, that in turn causes:
Poor memory
Lower cognitive function
Fatigue
Anxiety
Lack of concentration
Moodiness
Irritability and anger
Fatigue during the daytime
Headaches or migraines
Upset stomach
Lack of energy
Lack of coordination
Finding a natural alternative to sleeping pills, in order to avoid their side-effects, but still prevent these symptoms of the lack of sleep, should always be your priority.
You will be pleased to learn that nutmeg is one of the most potent natural cures for insomnia and sleep deprivation, and a strong sedative. Stress is believed to be one of the main causes of insomnia, and it is rich in myristicin, a natural organic compound that inhibits the release of enzymes that cause stress.
According to NDTV Food:
“Said to be a native of Indonesia, found in the Spice Islands, it is the seed of the fruit of an evergreen tree known as Myristica fragrans. It now grows in Malaysia, the Caribbean, and Southern India as well. It is also the only tropical tree in the world which is credited for bearing two distinct spices -- nutmeg and mace.
The nutmeg tree is also valued for its medicinal properties. The leaves and other parts of the tree are used in extracting essential oil as well as nutmeg butter, which are used for the purpose of beauty and have other health benefits. Nutmeg is packed with nutrients: minerals such as magnesium, manganese, and copper; and vitamins such as B1, B6, etc.”
Moreover, despite its other beneficial properties,
“nutmeg has a calming effect when consumed in smaller doses. Various ancient medicinal practices credit it for its sleep-inducing and de-stressing effects.”
All you have to do is to add a quarter teaspoon of nutmeg powder to a cup of water and drink it an hour before bedtime. Note that you should never exceed the dose, and avoid it in the case of pregnancy.
You will feel the difference within a few days!
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Must know things about Ulcerative colitis:
Ulcerative colitis is a group of chronic inflammatory bowel diseases. This disease is characterized by provocative infection of the colon and rectum. Crohm’s disease is about spreading inflammation from the rectum and on the intestinal mucosa but this disease is limited. 000 inhabitants. Women and men both are affected by this disease in same manner. The average age of people who suffer from this disease is between 20 and 40. After having been increasing in Europe and North America this disease has begun to stagnate there. This disease was not so popular in Asia; Africa and South America. New cases has been increased accordingly today. Ulcerative colitis should not be ignored in anyway and if it is detected at early stages then the Ulcerative colitis treatments might be more effective
Important Ulcerative colitis symptoms:
The course of Ulcerative colitis is not predictable. Often the onset is insidious. There are also severe acute phases and gradients.
Some severe Ulcerative colitis symptoms are:
* Relapsing
* Diarrhea
* Intestinal bleeding
* Colic.
Problematic symptoms in everyday life are:
* Bowel movements that are compulsive and fecal incontinence
* Body weakness
* Administered drugs’ side effects
* Severe bloating can push for increased stool frequency
* The shear-dependent flatulence is part of thrust-related glucose intolerance
Acute exacerbation is a typical symptom of Ulcerative colitis. This disease is characterized by painful urination and bowel movement and bloody diarrhea. Stool rate can go up to 40 times in 24 hours. Wide range of Ulcerative colitis treatments is available that is meant to help
Some common Ulcerative colitis treatments:
There are huge number of drugs available for the Ulcerative colitis treatments but most of them have more or less side effects. As the cancer risk is less and inflammation suppression is more Mesalazine and some other 5-ASA preparations are used as per the medical instructions. The amount of side effect of Mesalazine is minimum. If the 5-ASA is not adequate cortisone is used locally (rectally as enema or foam) or systemic (oral or intravenous) is used for a short time. Budesonide foam is used with other steroid preparations as it only functions locally when the disease is limited. Mesalazine may also be administered rectally. People can get help from E-Coli and Nissle. These pro biotic bacteria can be found in pharmacies in the name of Mutaflor and have been used in remission maintenance in several studies as an effective replacement of 5-ASA preparations. The drug Mutaflor is covered by health insurances. There is a need for cooling of this drug continuously. It is better if you take immediate steps when you notice the Ulcerative colitis symptoms.
Creeping Thistles~Cirsium arvense
Like other Cirsium species, the roots are edible, though rarely used, not least due to their propensity to induce flatulence in some people!!!
The taproot is considered the most nutritious. The leaves are also edible, though the spines make their preparation for food too tedious to be worth eating. The stalks, however, are also edible and more easily de-spined
Actually, it wasn't a headache, it was flatulence she was suffering, but happiness comes in many forms.
Ancient Greeks like Dioscorides and Romans such as Galen, wrote of chestnuts to comment on their medicinal properties—and of the flatulence induced by eating too much of it. Wikipedia article
One of our great pleasures is in discovering inventive, unusual or outrageous murals. Such murals are almost always painted on unattractive, unadorned expanses of masonry surfaces which were duller than dishwater and far less clean. They bring colorful relief the grayed out commercial sectors along our path.
This delightful patchwork of bricks in the great wall pictured above was in no need of such relief especially with the deep green carpet of grass before it. We initially thought this a great miscarriage upon the clay, an adventure in visual flatulence if you will. The garish colors fairly belch out from the bricks. Art this ain't, but we began to get the point.
The next to the last character on the wall is, of course, the logo for the University of Georgia and we are in Athens. Every college campus hungers for some force of wrong which they may right by protest. We're well versed in most of the causes celebres, but were unaware that music was being withheld from rightful ears by church, state or dreaded bourgeois parents. We turned on the FM radio and there wasn't much censored. We logged on to the internet and cubic yards of free music came forth.
After much thought and some research we came to understand that both the University and the town of Athens are very strong on the teaching, performing and appreciation of music. "MUSIC 4 EVERY 1" seems more a pledge to expand the opportunities in music to a wider variety of people than has been customary.
Democratisation or Democratization of information seems to be one of the celebrated changes in our social order brought on by the internet. Less often is knowledge the property of the literary, technical or social elite. The imperative statement on the wall seems to ask the same of music's custodians. No longer, they hope, must one swear a blood oath to The Juilliard School or be a descendent of Hector Berlioz or find the hidden key to open the doors to music. Whether one aims to become a virtuoso or simply fiddle around with music, they will have that chance. Certainly talent has not been the sole determinant of success in modern music, so why not give everyone a shot ?
The Terrible Twos are daily two frame comicstrips from the minds of Jared Blunk and Pj Kneisel. Enjoy the depravity and humors!
This is my first attempt at what they refer to in the biz as a 'STANDARD-sized' comic strip [there's one other one which is for single-panels, but I REALLY can't shoehorn my thoughts into THAT very often].
Anywho, if I want to get anywhere in this strict little world, I have to figure out how to get comfy with this arbitrary corral. Which means using it religiously, pretty much from here on out. This will necessitate more pre-planning for every strip I do and better and larger text/penmanship; two things that I really don't concentrate on, normally.
Bummer. :|
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Paris red-light district of Pigalle is great because people who get annoyed and want to unfollow are going to have to think, but Le Petomane made a career out of well-controlled flatulence when he began performing at the Moulin Rouge music hall in Paris in 1892.
Le Petomane performed his fart fantasia at the Moulin Rouge in Paris
Le Petomane: Republican Flatulists Breaking
Joseph Pujol (Le Pétomane) - a man of music and no ordinary fart
Press coverage 1892, Pujol was billing himself as Le Petomane
The man was so popular, in fact he was booked to play the Moulin Rouge in Paris at the cost of 20,000 francs per show.
A Paris university offered money to study the body
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world.
It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarrassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
I found this book lying on the floor at work. I got a bit of a chuckle out of it
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（2）The animal itself does not secrete phytase and NSP enzyme, so it must be added externally to ensure the animal’s high digestibility and utilization of these ingredients
（3） In addition to nutrients such as protein, carbohydrate and fat, feed also contains many anti-nutritional factors, such as phytic acid, non-starch polysaccharides (xylan, mannan, dextran, cellulose, pectin, galactosides and other cell wall components), proteins (trypsin inhibitors, plant lectins), starches (resistant starch), etc. Feed enzymes are added in order to reduce the anti-nutritional effects of anti-nutrients, increase the digestibility of nutrients, and ultimately increase digestibility of feed
What are the similarities and differences in the selection of feed enzymes in the juvenile and adult stages of animals?
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At the young animal stage: The digestive system is not well developed and many digestive enzymes are insufficiently secreted. Therefore, it is recommended to add digestive feed enzymes, especially protease, amylase, lipase, and also add phytase, NSP enzyme and other animals feed enzymes that are not produced by animal itself to promote digestion and absorption of nutrients in young animals, and also reduce common problems such as diarrhea and indigestion
At the adult animal stage: The digestive function of the animal is relatively good, and it has good digestion ability for a variety of nutrients. If the adult animal diet contains more anti-nutritional factors, β-glucanase and pectin should be used in NSP enzyme preparations, such as cellulase and phytase can eliminate the adverse effects of anti-nutritional factors. Digestive enzymes can also be added to cope with insufficient secretion of digestive enzymes due to stress and further improve the digestion effect of animals on feed
What are the differences between wheat and corn in physical and chemical composition and nutrition?
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1.(1)Wheat has lower energy value than corn, and contains more anti-nutritional factors, which is not easy to digest, mainly including arabinoxylan, cellulose, glucan, etc. Adding wheat complex enzymes can increase energy by 4%~7%
(2) Wheat's protein content is 13.5% which is higher than corn (8%), but the amino acid balance of wheat is slightly worse than corn.
(3)The content of calcium, phosphorus and phytase in wheat is higher than corn, and the utilization rate of phosphorus is also higher.
(4)The crude fat content of wheat is lower than that of corn, and the content of linoleic acid is also much lower than that of corn. Using wheat instead of corn in the diet can increase the hardness of animal fat and improve the quality of pork.
2. Application of enzyme solutions using wheat to replace corn.
(1)When the price of wheat and corn are not much different, wheat is cost-effective and you can use wheat to replace part of the corn.
(2) The maximum ratio of wheat to replace corn: 30% for nursery pigs, 40% for growing pigs, 60% for fattening pigs; 15% for small chickens, 25% for medium chickens, 35% for large chickens; 30% for broilers; 15% for small ducks and 35% for medium ducks, Big Duck 45%.
(3)Adding a variety of NSP enzymes can solve the problem of high NSP content in wheat diet: Adding high-efficiency xylanase can completely cut the branch chain and main chain of xylan, combined with β-glucanase and high-activity amylase, can improve the digestion and utilization rate of various nutrients in the feed.
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Getting more animated and more fussy in days 3 & 4. Near-constant nursing throughout the days, but some good stretches of sleep at night. We're still learning his signals for feeding, burping, flatulence, etc. At first the constant nursing & fussiness was really stressful, but when it was followed by long sleeps or one of the prior expulsions, it started to make more sense and be less anxiety-inducing. I have the feeling we're just being softened up for more tests ahead.
Find Out, Signs of Digestive Problems In Infants - When the baby begins to look fussy, uncomfortable, accompanied by vomiting to diarrhea, this is probably due to problems with digestion. To be more alert we must recognize the signs of baby stomach problems
From birth, the baby's digestion learns to process the intake of nutrients that enter the body through food. However, the baby's digestive system is still in the development stage, making it susceptible to baby stomach pain.
Recognize the baby's digestive signs are problematic
Problems with newborn stomach problems digestion can actually be known through several signs, such as
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Vomiting
Vomiting in infants is the most common sign of digestive problems. Usually, the symptoms begin with a sudden vomiting and can also be accompanied by fever or diarrhea. During this time the smallest desire to eat or drink milk will be reduced. If the mother feels less likely to change the diaper, it could be the child has entered the stage of dehydration. However, it is necessary to distinguish vomiting with spit.
Reflux
Have you ever seen your baby vomit after eating or drinking milk? it could be that it is a symptom of reflux in infants. This condition is caused by the work of the baby's digestive system is not perfect, so that stomach acid can rise and food in the stomach pushed out into the throat.
Colic
Colic is a contraction of the intestine that infuses the baby's abdominal pain. Colic is actually common in infants, characterized by crying loudly and lasts for more than 3 hours. In addition to crying, colic is generally more pronounced in the afternoon or early morning. This condition will improve after the baby reaches the age of 3-4 months and will disappear after past the age of 5 months.
Bloated
In infants, flatulence can be caused by air entering and trapped in the gastrointestinal tract, or gas formed in the gastrointestinal tract as it digests food. Crying and use of a bottle of milk may also increase the risk of flatulence. If your baby looks restless and the air seems full, it may be due to air or gas in the digestive tract.
Diarrhea
Diarrhea in infants is generally caused by a viral infection, the rotavirus. This happens when a baby is exposed to something contaminated by a virus, especially through food or drink. When the child has diarrhea, the most important thing that the mother has to do is to make sure she is not short of fluids, to avoid dehydration.
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How to overcome digestive problems in infants
Digestive problems in infants are quite common, so it is important for the mother to know how to deal with baby stomach problems according to the condition of the child.
To overcome vomiting and diarrhea, replace the lost fluids by giving them little by little drinking water. Give a drink every 10 - 15 minutes using a spoon or bottle. This helps prevent your newborn that have stomach problems from becoming dehydrated.
Although generally colic improves when the baby ages 3 - 4 months, Mother can try to calm down by wiggling the baby's body while carrying it on the shoulder. Bathe in warm water and gently massage the stomach. Then feed the baby in an upright state. The same way can also be done when the baby experiencing reflux and flatulence.
If you see the child's stool looks hard and dry, or he looks difficult bowel movements, chances are he had constipation. Try to reduce solid foods for 1-2 days, and provide soft foods, and increase fluid intake.
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Laura and I went horseback riding during my trip. Our horses were named "Bullet" and "Blackjack." Pretty badass names, but the horses didn't live up to them. Bullet should've been named "Flatulence" since he stopped in the middle of the trail to poop and repeatedly farted in Laura's horse's face. Her horse should've been named "Lazy" since she had to prod him repeatedly to keep pace.
Replaced B&W photo from wedding (blurry and not very good) with one from a few days after wedding - read our wedding vows:
Marriage Commissioner: On this day, the beginning of a new year, will you answer me right now these questions, as your wedding vow?
Tammy and Thomas: Yes, I will answer right now your questions as my wedding vow.
Marriage Commissioner: Tammy, do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the blanket to, live with the flatulence of, relinquish the remote to and with the toilet seat after until death do you part?
Tammy: I Do.
Marriage Commissioner: Thomas, will you take Tammy as your wife? Will you love her all your life?
Thomas: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life.
Marriage Commissioner: Will you have, and also hold Just as you have at this time told?
Thomas: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life As I now take her as my wife.
Marriage Commissioner: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad?
Thomas: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, Whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife!
Marriage Commissioner: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?
Thomas: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love her through good times and bad, Whether we are happy or sad, Yes, I will have, and I will hold (I could have sworn this has been told!) I promise to love all my life This woman, as my lawful wife!
Marriage Commissioner: Will you love her when you're fit, And also when you're feeling sick?
Thomas: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit, And when we're hurt, and when we're sick, and I will love her when we're rich And I will love her in a ditch
And I will love through good and bad, And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold Ten years from now a thousand fold,
Yes, I will love for my whole life This lovely woman as my wife!
Marriage Commissioner: Will you love with all your heart? Will you love till death you part?
Thomas: Yes, I'll love with all my heart From now until death do us part,
And I will love her when we're rich, And when we're broke and in a ditch,
And when we're fit, and when we're sick, (Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?)
And I will love through good and bad, And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold, And if I might now be so bold,
I'll love her my entire life, Yes, I WILL take her as my wife!
Marriage Commissioner: Then if you'll take her as your wife, And if you'll love her all your life,
And if you'll have, and if you'll hold, From now until the stars grow cold,
And if you'll love through good and bad, And whether you're happy or sad,
And love in sickness, and in health, And when you're poor, and when in wealth,
And if you'll love with all your heart, From now until death do you part,
Yes, if you'll love her through and through, Please answer with these words:
Thomas: I DO!
Thomas: Tammy, please wear this ring as a symbol of my love and all we shall share.
Tammy: Thomas, please wear this ring as a symbol of my love and a warning to other women that you are taken.
Marriage Commissioner: You're married now! So kiss the bride, But please, do keep it dignified.