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One of the most elusive moments in all of wildlife photography.
He looks a bit guilty too, right? Like he is hoping none of the prospective hens on the pond noticed his transgression.
American Wood Duck, Suamico, Wisconsin USA
Capture from a floating blind, just upwind.
He takes a deep breath and...he loves the smell of his own farts:-) It was South Park that inspired me to make this drawing about George Clooney.
It's clear what's going on here. A real Bronx Cheer!!
Some old codger down Athens, GA-way tries to blast on the platform and nonchalantly fan it out without being noticed.
Unfortunately for him, Rick Burn was on site to document this Seaboard Air Line covered wagon just months after the merger with the ACL, and caught him mid-fan.
Preserved for all time.
E7A #3041
GP7 #1795
October 1967, Athens, GA.
(...)
Mas feito o balanço de tudo o que sei e tudo o que vivi, sei que fiz bem em vir para aqui. Naquela fábrica eu ou dava em maluco ou ia parar a uma cadeira de rodas. Aqui ao menos vejo o mar, não corro o risco de passar fome, pelo menos enquanto um vulcão não me levar, se me levar, isto porque a terra lá abaixo é que decide, agora ou daqui a cem anos, também dizem que a ilha se pode afundar, enfim, dizer dizem muita coisa. Mas deixem que vos fale do meu cão, chama-se Vento. Vento porque o vi nascer num dia de grande ventania. O Vento é o meu melhor amigo de todos os tempos, sem dúvida alguma. Veio comigo de Vila Lontano, quando me fartei daquela gente (...).
Pedro Góis Nogueira, Praia Lontano, 2018.
MÚSICA: Laboratorium Pieśni - Lecą Latami
Strangely, this is not the first time I've seen public property defaced with the words FART BARF, though this is the first time I've seen it done so professionally.
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“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
[Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.]
It's a hard life out here for a pimp
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Benched in Southern California
"Did you hear that Phillip?"
"Yeah and it wasn't me. Carrot just farted!"
"Really 'cause it sounded like footsteps!"
"Fish farts just make that sound when they get to the surface."
Pat and Joe continue to go unnoticed as they plan a skillful sneak attack.
Book photographed at the Wisconsin Dells Craft Mall
Lake Delton Wisconsin
Saturday September 19th, 2026
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone.
Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind
Prova a camminare su questo rasoio
senza cadere dentro il mattatoio
prova a camminare su questo rasoio
a uscire vivo da `sto pazzatoio
che già conosci
e che se scivoli ti scuci
che puoi farti una ferita
certo più dritta della tua vita
il sangue arriva solo dopo un po’
a coprire anche quel poco
che puoi vedere del tuo interno
ch´è così fragile così fraterno
[Soundtrack: Tre allegri ragazzi morti - Rasoio, Mattatoio, Pazzatoio]
"Kung Yee Fart Choy"
(hope this is a close enough approximation of how to say it - from a work colleague :)
Forever has this name due to a mates epic thunderblaster last summer.
This is Grigley on the Hill and was taken during last summer. The reason for processing now was to test out a new feature of Lightroom called 'Boundary Warp' and oh my word what a super feature. No more photoshop content aware fill or cloning to add that last bit of fields or sky. A 5 image panorama in seconds, no cropping, not messing....brilliant. I think my life is complete.....well my panorma photo taking life anyway :-)
