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There's nothing I can say about this that won't get me in trouble. This was taken in the San Diego Zoo. Ca.
So our federal representative Salud Carbajal (who I like and support) was once caught on a hot mic stating the above quote about our fair city...So if we're the Armpit of the County then maybe:
Solvang is the County Sweet Tooth ///
Buellton must be the Intestine of the big County as everything passes right on thru ///
Guadalupe (yea menudo) must be the Cow Stomach (tripe) ///
Carpinteria represents the Nose of the county with all that skunk cannabis being grown down there ///
Orcutt would be the county's Left/Right Brain division as Highway 101 splits it neatly down the middle///
Goleta down there represent the Tarry Feet of the area with the beach tarballs and all that interior asphalt ///
Summerland has to be the long-haired while balding/old white guy Ponytail Hair ///
Of course that leaves Montecito and Santa Barbara representing the high-end Boob Job of the County///
While that leaves only Santa Maria to be the A**Hole of the fair county named for the Saint of Barbara (a whole nother story)
apologies to all for wasting your time......
If you were to zoom in, then our house is next to the white one at the very south end of town; next to the crevice caused by the 1812 Lompoc Earthquake hitting 7.1 on the Richter scale.
My famous "spooky neighbor" and White cross overlooking city would be at the end of the fire break trail and surrounded by trees.