See, this is how you get it done.

lou said this was the best vegan brownie he's ever had. it was pretty freaking great.

I can't believe she left the house wearing that!

Lookin' squinty.

Lookin' at some cutie.

James: Who put shit in my pants!!

Cobalt: Oh gawd, what is that smell!? Just keep smiling...

scenes from a 1999 ihug staff party.

Geoff the Clownfish - how will they know I'm a b3tan?

Monkey love!

It was originally a birthday card...

This is Drunken Monkey as a kid. Yes it's a lovely summer's day and he's indoors playing soccer games. So not changed much!

Very First Picture taken with my new Canon Rebel XT

Ooga Booga!!

James: Just wait till I get YOU in that cage...

Seto: ::clenches butt cheeks::

Lawrence:: You wish.

look natural.

I wasn't the only one taking pictures on my birthday. Unlike me, Drunken Monkey had something more impressive than a mobile phone camera, he had non digital camera. So I nicked this pic and scanned it to add to the list.

Scabby bar, beautiful lights.

Marta's wearing a sleeping bag!!

Hundreds of young people getting lashed in the port area of Tarifa.. with full knowlege by the "Guardian Civilia! Gotta love plying that 14 yr old with rank Martini...

HAPPY REDESIGN!! (If you have of teh bugs, pls call tomorrow after 1pm. We have, um, things to do. Kthxbai.)

Will was just testing out his latest pick-up line. Not the desired effect, I'm assuming.

Geoff the Clownfish off to the bar

Drunken Monkey, Shoreditch, London

This Water Works has appropriately been changed into a pub now. Well who wants water when you get get a beer?