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As many of you know, Youtube has a "Commenting Limit Exceeding" box where one has to type in the "word" that they see on the right after they have commented three of four times in a row so that the comment-box can be re-activated for commenting. I have gathered some of those particular "words" that were produced for me and have gone on to reproduce them as 'actual words,' in which I have also gone on to provide my own personal definitions for each of them:

 

Amycornis - "1. Aloofness, particularly when it comes to corn-on-the-cob; 2. A phobia of females that are named 'Amy'."

 

Busedise - "A discordant, mischievous child who, after being scolded, goes on to weep, and then hides in a corner while peeping at the remaining events."

 

Bailtylly - "1. The act of turning on a television for the sole purpose of listening to human voices. 2. A premature dropping of a coconut being recorded in slow motion."

 

Blerbill - "A quantification that suddenly appears above one's head, indicated in yellow, that blinks when one has a misguided assault on basic road signs/rules."

 

Buggrej - "One whom [a] never prefers the familiar word to the far-fetched; [b] never prefers the concrete word to the abstract; [c] never prefers the single word to the circumlocution; [d] never prefers the short word to the long; and, finally, [e] never prefers the Saxon word to the Romance."

 

Caliquises - "A studier of Codexes where one attempts to apply their findings to a Rebus Chart."

 

Chokell - "One whom chokes in Hades; particularly on brimstone-smoke."

 

Conabilym - "1. The scientific 'act' of gravity loosening the goosey-goosey of the icecream ball of an icecream-cone, making it fall to the ground; 2. An imposing villa with a tower that gets torn away by a force, particularly that of a force of mother nature."

 

Chmenuc - "A dangerous robotic assembly-line designed to facilitate the global guidelines of producing endowment chairs for students of any kind that take part in a question-and-answer session with a panel of other individuals."

 

Cialease - "A weak chin (while having absolutely nothing to do with foolish aristrocrats that were often sometimes mocked as 'chinless wonders')."

 

Damat - "An almost-invisible doormat for the human body where pathway enzymes are used as a growth substrate."

 

Derifie - "An undermining decision where a drama unfolds with extraordinary precautions."

 

Duleeriles - "A delirious individual whom wants to disappear in the same fashion as Joseph Crater."

 

Entw3im - "Individuals whom believe that Eustace III of Boulogne wasn't the killer of Harold II."

 

Fevingle - "1. A fever that lasts for only several minutes; 2. An enthusiastic Prince Charles impersonator whom gets a sudden fever."

 

Focaret - "A take-off on 'locaret' from Quum eas tabulus Roman portandus locaret, meaning 'when he gave out the contract for the conveyance of these paintings to Rome', but only to state the word, or quote, with ones mouth filled with either a beverage or textured food; or both."

 

Firepiqu - "To wound someone with fire while sneezing."

 

Harbrobe - "A countryful of infidels that wear bathrobes when promoting sustainable and equitable social transformation."

 

Huggkcqu - "A powerful hug that lasts longer than one expects, producing ill or fatal consequences."

 

Hypelyed - "One whom extravagantly overpromotes garlic with an immense amount of preparation."

 

Inggelet - "One whom is overly-fascinated with Vivienne Westwood, often claiming that they are actually her, or a relative of hers."

 

Jorniasl - "A noise-deficit of a few moments that is suddenly interrupted by loud sounds of disturbances that sound like dive-bombers with faint cries."

 

Liscizess - "1. Lockjaw that occurs when one is being lazy; 2. A lynch law that turns pretty."

 

Lessinf - "Another way of saying 'If only' or 'Less is more'."

 

Miximate - "1. To watch and/or observe air bubbles appearing on the surface of something; 2. To dodge ruins; 3. To decline an offer of something specific that can be eaten or sipped where one feels that it is unhygienic to put one's mouth where another individual's mouth has been."

 

Miastmetic - A condition in which one believes that, not only does the fictional island of Meropis exist (from Theopompus's Philippica), but also the idea that they are living on Meropis in their dreams, whether daydreaming and/or when their eyes are closed during r.e.m."

 

Nobelyp - "One whom is a poser of nobility."

 

Ortnest - "A Nestorian partnership with a governmental employer that deals with injured birds."

 

Odiumaro - "A worshipper of Ogopogo."

 

Prephoetsus - "The Anti-Christ's 'followers' that also believe that they are the Anti-Christ[s]."

 

Printediou - "A boy who doesn't understand the term 'tomboy' and goes on to call himself that, much to the shock of his guardians."

 

Pizerche - "1. A copper plaque that honors a particular individual's practicality and unexpected functionality of a uncooperative endeavor; 2. Another term for the 'Rock of Ages' (not to be confused with Def Leppard's song, but that of the verses of Rev. Augustus Montague Toplady in the 18th century)."

 

Pessnedd - "A pessimistic marriage of three individual couples at once with an identical ceremony, wardrobe, design and belief."

 

Pologrnne - "To play on train tracks uncaringly while a train rears its ugly head directly towards that of the individuals whom are playing."

 

Quilierc - "A predetermined design used to confuse certain alumni, friends, co-workers, &c. that are attempting to gain access to confidential information."

 

Rustodiefu - "An overly-aggressive animal that escapes from its cage and runs rampant in neighborly lawns, often napping near the sprinkler-system and/or the garden with the brightest flowers and/or the brightest greenery."

 

Resspepl - "An extremely versatile athlete that believes in poltergeists."

 

Rehesse - "To read a Herman Hesse novel three times or more."

 

Suvsymede - "A person who practices attempting to immolate oneself with chocolate syrup, mushrooms, strawberries and lighter fluid, but comes up empty during a funeral service."

 

Scitabib - "A particular stage play and/or entertaining program that unlocks the secrets and pitfalls of a variety of stories that pertain to baby bibs."

 

Shauxud - "Any kind of shark food: seals, sea lions, fish, human beings, &c."

 

Singlatio - "A phosphorylated medicated pill that is taken by depressed single individuals because they are not able to find individuals to date whom have interests in the mysteries of moving coffins."

 

Salkidled - "One whom has unintentionally broken someone's heart and then, not long afterwards, goes and listens to Prince's 'Purple Rain.'"

 

Secocytr - "An insane baby-sitter."

 

Tededitr - "A tedious crime that produces chronic fatigue."

 

Tatheaddl - "1. One whom doesn't have the courage to shave their head so that they can get a tattoo there, but has extreme urges to do so; 2. A tattletale."

 

Undestion - "A condition where one feels as though one has that vague sensation of abdominal discomfort, only to find that it was merely one's imagination."

 

Unscisi - "Non-scientific facts that are designed to be performed as a meditation on voyeurism."

 

Undsoterio - "The attempt to get a vampire bat to bite one's big toe by sleeping with one's foot dangling out of one's hammock."

 

Upoorican - "One whom is deeply involved in the psychological sciences of poverty."

 

Wraingess - "A solemn monologue read in a 'sepulchral tone of voice.'"

i am home on lunch to fix leon's cupcake~but had to post this one because it makes me smiley. and i needed one today:)

 

another story...i am worried for your exploding heart on this one...true story:))

Photo of my grandson Tom provided by Andy and Dave Gwilt following Tom's family holiday in Australia and visiting the Great Barrier Reef.

 

(No animals were hurt in making this photo.)

Wisdom tells us that, in the absence of effort, a clean slate, is never truly a clean slate...

 

"IS SHE REALLY PREGNANT," HE ASKS, " OR IS THAT A FIRECRACKER OF SOMEKIND SMOKING UNDER HER MATERNITY ATTIRE? WE WILL EITHER HAVE TO START FLYING NAKED OR WALK, WHATEVER IT TAKES," HE CONCLUDED.

 

YES, HOW NOVEL...That we would not check on the lady with child? If it is a living babe in a papoose on the ladies back, no need to tickle her feathers, but be wary of those babes peeping out of faux maternity wear. So, will it come to this: Fly Naked or walk? Whatever it takes, leave it to Parliament to filter out the bad seed.

Dahlia

 

The dahlia is also known as Tenjikubotan (天竺牡丹) in Japanese, which literally means 'Peony of India'. According to the Japanese language of flowers, it means 'good taste'.

- Wikipedia

Bottle your own. Save your money and save Mother Earth.

“A pretty face can sometimes hide an evil mind.”

― Thomas Amo, Forever ME

photo courtesy

 

www.usps.com/websites/depart/inspect/nigpress.jpg

 

spare the conman spoil the rod

even the lord god

cant save you from the glib

nigerian email fraud

the victim

poor sod

shakes his head to nod

a dead imaginary rich man

makes you the beneficiary

to his millions

wont at all seem odd

riding on your gullibility

roughshod

an email spam

giftwrapped

in a false facade

offeing you a large reward

the crooks should be

dealt with a drunken

firing squad

   

some samples as apertif

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR JEFF IMMANUEL

AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF

AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO

PHONE: 00226-70 64 24 10

SIR/MADAM,

 

(CONFIDENTIAL)

I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.

 

I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($ 5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE.

 

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.

 

THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENTYOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON[JIN SUN] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES.

 

I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

 

SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

 

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

BEST REGARDS,

MR. JEFF IMMANUEL

PLEASE REPLY ME HERE; jeff.immanuel00@yahoo.it

PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY

   

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am the Auditing and Accountingsection manager with Bank Of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($20.5)million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our

deceased customer late

 

I don't want the money to go into government treasury as an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why I am contacting you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not

interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sumwhile 50% will be for me, and the other 10% will be for the expences

occur in this transaction, if you agree to handle this business withme. I am

 

expecting your urgent

Best Regard.

 

Mr ALHAJI SULEMAN

Bank Of Africa Ouagadougou

Burkina faso.

(B.O.A

 

I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE

 

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mohammad_omar@libero.it

  

show details 5:37 PM (2 hours ago)

  

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I received encouraging information about you and how trust worhty you are.

I

am delighted with such a useful information.I am the manager of Auditing

and

Accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina faso.

I

Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am

about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($20.5)million to

your account within 10 or 14 banking days.This money has been dormant for

years

in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as

the

nearest person to our deceased customer(the owner of the account)died along

with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since NOVEMBER 1999.

I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund.

So

this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the

money

to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.(MR. RICHARD BURSON FROM

FLORIDA, U.S.A) Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top

secret

and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business

will be executed and also, note that you will have 30% of the above

mentioned

sum if you agree to handle this business with me.Waiting to hear from you

soonest.

 

Thanks with best regards,

Yours truly,

MOHAMMAD OMAR

  

Blackstone Chambers

Blackstone House

Temple

London LDE 281 (London)

44-75-23-51-90-67

 

Good day,

 

This is a personal official email directed to you and I request that it be treated as such. I am Barrister Mark Vinall, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Mr Randolf (Surname Withheld),herein after referred to as' my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash with his immediate family on the 4th of oct,1998.

 

Since the death of my client in oct, 1998, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.

 

Moreso,I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of 13.8 million U.S.D.

 

On this note I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to the "trustee" bank as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that capacity as a next of kin of my client.

 

I find this possible for the fuller reasons that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity. I propose that 45% of the net sum will accrue to you at the conclusion of this deal in so far as I do not incur further expenses.

 

Therefore, to facilitate the immediate transfer of this fund, you need, first to contact me via email signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately appraise you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the bank.

HOWEVER, you will have to accent to an express agreement which I will forward to

you in order to bind us in this transaction.

 

Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send you by fax or E-mail the next step to take. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this transfer. Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.

 

Best Regards,

Mark Vinall, QC

 

Mariam Najaf

show details Nov 28 (2 days ago)

 

This is a personal message sent to you and should be treated as such and i am very sorry about my manners of approach ,As you read this,I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this as a request from me personally but also I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

  

My name is Mariam Najaf a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E. I worked with Kuwait oil Company and also eight years as a contractor.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live,according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as i never really cared for anyone(not even myself) but my business.Though I was very rich, I was never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as i now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

  

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.So, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far,I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia.Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

  

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what i have left for them. The only person I would have trusted to do this with is my lawyer but he is a very busy man as he is occupied with other official tasks, thus he would not have the time to assist me with this mission as i want to see this done before my death. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eight million dollars $8,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad.

   

I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where i am going.I know that i am going to be in the bossom of the creator.I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of relatives around me.I do not want them to know about his development has i do not trust them anymore, as they seems not to be contended with what i have left for them.

  

I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.Upon your reply i shall also issue to you a email with Authority on it that would enable you contact my lawyer abroad. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.I shall give you more details once you reply this mail .Hope to hear from you soon.

 

Best Regards...Mariam Najaf .

  

I NEED TRUST.

 

The Chief Auditor/Information manager,

In-Charge of Foreign Unit

Bank Of Africa,( B.O.A)

Ouaga. Burkina-Faso,West Africa.

 

Dear Good Friend,

 

I am Mr.Mustafah Mohammed, The Chief Auditor/Information Manager, In-Charge of Foreign Unit of our bank and i have had the intent to contact you over this financial transaction/transfer worth the sum of Fourteen Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars (US$14.5M)for our progress and richness.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to our late foreign customer (an International Billionaire Jordan Businessman) who died in plane crash disaster since Four years ago along with his wife.

 

I was opportuned to see the deceased deposit file bearing this huge amount of money when i was inspecting the dated and current customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official validation / re-documentation against the statement approval to the account holders for the year. In a swift investigation carried out by me, i found out that non of the deceased relative is aware of the abandoned fund except his late wife. As a result of that, it is an extremely confidential matter between me and you.

 

Hence you are a foreigner to our country, you are authorized by our Banking law to apply and claim the fund into your account as the NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased. For assisting me to get the fund transferred into your bank account,the ratio of 40% of the total sum is for your share whereas 60% is for me as business pioneer.

 

Please i need your urgent response on assurance of trust that you will not deny my right of the share once the fund gets into your account because i am a poor civil servant who depend on little monthly salary. That you are the one who will help me to get visa to your country immediately i resign from my work on the instant of the transfer into your account.

 

If you are realy sure of your integerity, trustworthy, and confidentiality,reply urgently and to prove that, include your particulars as follows.

 

Private telephone and fax numbers?..........

Country of Origin?.................................

Your occupation?..................................

Your official age?...................................

Your passport or ID card number?..............

 

In sincerity,

Mr.Mustafah Mohammed.

  

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)

OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

 

DEAR FRIEND,

 

CONFIDENTIAL TRUST BUSINESS DEAL

I KNEW THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE AUDITING MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO IMPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.

I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$12.5) MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT ANY BODY CLAIMING THE FUND.

  

I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH, GERMANY) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ON JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.FOR MORE INFORMATION'S ABOUT THE CRASH YOU CAN VISIT THIS

 

SITE: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.

  

UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 40% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME.

AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT ARISES ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

  

AM LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR RETURN MAIL THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS THANKS AND HAVE A GREAT DAY. (mrjonathanahmed1@yahoo.fr ) ONLY REPLY ON THIS MAIL OK

  

1. NAME IN FULL:................................

2. ADDRESS:.......................................

3. NATIONALITY:...................................

4. AGE:.............................................

5. Sex..............................................

6. OCCUPATION:......................................

7. MARITAL STATUS:..................................

8. PHONE............................................

9. FAX:.............................................

10. YOUR PHOTO PICTURE...........................

  

N.B PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH THE NAME OF GOOD ALLAH IF YOU CANNOT FINISH THIS BUSINESS DO NOT CARE TO REPLY I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO HANG ON THE WAY.

  

BEST REGARD

MR.JONATHAN AHMED,

   

by the blue skies and sunshine - watch out for those April showers.

 

Happy April to you all. Hope you weren't caught out by any April fools or April showers today.

01. A splash a color :-: 02. Closing Ceremony :-: 03. Speed :-: 04. Doors Plus :-: 05. Spirit Wings :-: 06. Contemplation :-: 07. Caribou :-: 08. Setting the Mood

 

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09. Lost on the Beach :-: 10. A new slant on life :-: 11. Dreamhome model :-: 12. Reflect :-: 13. Sunrise :-: 14. Too late for Xmas :-: 15. A Card 4U :-: 16. Designer Plate

 

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17. Sunset Flight :-: 18. Mirror Lake :-: 19. New Moon :-: 20. Springtime :-: 21. Aquarian Child :-: 22. Garden of Eden :-: 23. Elephant Mask :-:

24. Power of Red

 

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25. Fantasia :-: 26. Dreamscape :-: 27. Let's Reflect :-: 28. Typo :-:

29. Be my Valentine :-: 30. Center Star on Yellow :-: 31. Focus on the present :-: 32. Hungover Cat

 

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33. Blockhead 3 :-: 34. Fear Not

 

If only I had this information 8 years ago, I would have (hopefully) early on identified the behavior of a person I totally befriended, invested in, supported emotionally and financially, and eventually lost a good portion of my belongings to thru manipulation and my ignorance on the subject. I required the aid of a therapist and a lawyer over a 2 year span to free myself from "my good friend", the sociopath. Number one lesson here ~ they have no conscience. Read the book and prepare yourself...apparently they are quite common.

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If you gave me a fresh carnation

I would only crush its tender petals.

With me you'll have no escape

And at the same time there'll be nowhere to settle

 

I trample down all life in my wake

I eat it up and take the cake,

I just avert my eyes to the pain

Of someone's loss helping my gain.

 

If you gave me a dream for my pocket

You'd be plugging in the wrong socket.

With me there's no room for the future

With me there's no room with a view at all .

 

I am out of season all year 'round

Hear machinery roar to my empty sound,

Touch my heart and feel winter

Hold my hand and be doomed forever.

 

If you gave me a fresh carnation

I would only crush its tender petals.

With me you'll have no escape

And at the same time there'll be nowhere to settle.

 

And if you're wondering by now who I am

Look no further than the mirror

Because I am the greed and fear

And every ounce of hate in you.

 

The Jam - Carnation

Sign on Interstate 70 eastbound, approaching Denver, Colorado.

Don't they look like pure angles? DON'T BE FOOLED!!!!!!! They're plotting to take over the world! ;-P

 

On a serious note we couldn't get over how well they got on! They had a great time! :D

If I didn't know better, I'd swear my husband was having a love affair with his kaffir lime tree. He closely inspects her every day. Her tiny blooms are adorable and produce the funkiest, brainiest-looking limes.

 

I'm totally okay with him loving this tree so much just as long as he never tries to slip a few leaves into any of his cooking. It may be a popular flavor in some cultures but me thinks it tastes like an awful medicine. Ick!

As a snowboarder, Ron Paul's candidacy gives me cause for concern.

I took this when I was still a kid. This is my grandad, he made want to be a better person :) He raised me to be a nice person and I hope I do him proud.

77/365

Don't let the scary black straps fool you. I'm really quite sweet. ;)

 

I'm not entirely happy with this photo... but I want to play with my blank Chloe today and I actually have time to do it before work so I just did a super quick pic and edit.

 

I got Chloe out and I'm gonna suck up the fear and just DO IT! bwa ha ha ha ha! I'm actually excited now that I'm commited to painting and whatnot on an actual resin face. XD Wish me luck!!!!

Also my neighbor reports that it failed to resolve his marriage problems.

  

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Babar said, "Enough sitting around--let's go lift some trees!" I suggested the gym as an alternative. He liked the gym, though if you ask me, he spent rather more time admiring himself in the mirrors than actually lifting anything....

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