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Sixth in the My Little Chickenpants series is Pinkie Pie! The over-the-top, full of boundless energy, party planning, and frankly, a little exhausting, one! Now in Chickenpants format! Also, I think I can safely say, this is the first time a chicken has ever been crossed with a pony.
Jayne!
The Chickenpants they call...
Jayne!
Everyone's favorite ne'er do well mercenary, now in portable Chickenpants form. Jayne sports khaki cargo pants (yes, with functional pockets for itty bitty weapons or something), a holster, another little felt pouch on his belt, a goatee, and, of course, his hat.
Ready for action!
Nancy & Vanessa with the lifesize Evil Cupcake at the Royal/T & Japan L.A. Lolita high tea party on Sunday afternoon August 3rd.
Here he is! A monument to manic, out of control chicken making, King Chickenpants! Chickenpants apparently have a royal family, and here's the main guy.
I'm going to have to bullet point this out. There's a lot going on. He features:
* The traditional special yellow fleece
* Hand embroidered (by me) pants
* The blingiest vintage button I could find
* A velvet and brocade cape trimmed with faux fur
* A crown (of course!) made from poly clay and rhinestones
* A scepter with all sorts of stuff going on
He is number 500 in the grand scheme of Chickenpants. (Meaning he was the 500th one made- let me repeat that- THE FIVE HUNDREDTH ONE MADE. Insane!)
Josie Chickenpants is the math teacher in Chickenton. Teaching chicks their multiplication tables is her passion. Well, that and flashy blingy purple buttons.
Lane Prycepants is new to the company. He's technically running things now, although really he's just another middle manager. He sports endless tweed, a British accent, and glasses.
About the Mad Men Chickenpants:
Mad Men Chickenpants are dressed up in homage to one of the most stylish shows on tv. The series has really captured my imagination. Except for season three. Yawn.
Martha Chickenpants is wearing what must be, in all objectivity, the cutest apron in the whole dang world. I mean, really. Look at it. Lace trim? Yes. Vintage ribbon sash with fruit? Check. Flower button? You bet. Tiny working pocket for impossibly tiny things? YES!
She would make the ultimate hostess gift, especially if you are traveling back in time to the 50's.
Don Draperpants is the creative director at Sterling Coop. He's got a mysterious past which we know a lot about now. So what is he left with? The looks of a cartoon astronaut, as Liz Lemon so aptly put it.
About the Mad Men Chickenpants:
Mad Men Chickenpants are dressed up in homage to one of the most stylish shows on tv. The series has really captured my imagination. Except for season three. Yawn.
Peggy Olsonpants is, quite frankly, the awesome. She's the first female copywriter at Sterling Coop, and possibly even THE WORLD. She's fiercely independent, and sometimes a little rude. It's hard to make it in a rooster's world! But she's doing it. Oh yes, she's doing it.
About the Mad Men Chickenpants:
Mad Men Chickenpants are dressed up in homage to one of the most stylish shows on tv. The series has really captured my imagination. Except for season three. Yawn.
The Sea Dracula Chickenpants is a dread mythical figure from the deep. His only enemy: The Old Man Chickenpants, actual name unknown.
The Sea Dracula is rumored to have once been a pirate. He is also rumored to be known as "Joe" to his friends.
Jack Shephardpants used to be a spinal surgeon. That is, before his plane crashed on a mysterious island. Oh, and then he was a surgeon again when he got rescued. Then there was some drinking...I don't know, now he's back on the island. Jack Shephardpants!
Chickenpants 2525 is here to assist you! Chickenpants 2525 is fluent in over 3 languages and dialects. Chickenpants 2525 can tell you how insane your current actions are in exact mathematical numbers! Chickenpants 2525 also has a built in "auto agree" feature- switch it on and suddenly he'll agree that everything that you are doing is brilliant. Chickenpants 2525 is the perfect desktop/backpack companion.
Hugo "Hurley" is my favorite! That is why I had to make two. That, and I couldn't decide on which way to go with the fabric. So!
Dark fabric Hurley is haunted by the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42, even though they won him the lottery. Nothing good can come of those numbers! Nothing!
Dwight is the mycology expert at the Chickenton Nursery. If you have a question relating to anything fungus, he's your guy. He is a fungi expert. Just don't call him the "fun guy." Boy, is he sick of that joke.
Richard Alpertpants is the mysteriously good looking liaison to Jacob. And he never seems to age...which we know the secret of now, thank you so much J.J. Abrams!
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James "Sawyer" Chickenpants pretty much oozes machismo. Stubble? Check. Southern accent? Check. Raffish good looks? Check. Mysterious and painful past? Check.
If you're in need of an insensitive and possibly scathing nickname, just get in his way. He personally dares you.
Oh, Claire Claire Claire. Somebody get this poor girl some conditioner and a few dozen Xanax, stat!
**Special note for the few people who might see this who know me, and not the show LOST:
Uh, this Claire is in no way modeled after myself. Even though I could probably stand to condition my hair more frequently.
About the LOST Chickenpants:
The LOST Chickenpants are a tribute to the show that has consumed so much of my time these past few years.
I carefully picked the fabric and accents for each individual Chickenpants to best capture the spirit of that character. I then carefully applied "dirt" to each one* (not real dirt, just pastels), because we hardly ever see these guys clean and tidy unless it's one of those sideways flashes which I wish they would hurry up and do something with, already.
*Actually, J.J. Abramspants and Richart Alpertpants do not have any dirt on them. Why? Because J.J. Abrams doesn't strike me as the sort to get dirty. And Richard Alpert always seems fairly tidy and well kept, too. What's with that?
TRAITOR! I always knew you couldn't trust a duck. Turn your back for a second, and bam! You get beaked!
*ahem*
Duck Phillipspants was the former head of account services at Sterling Coop, but now he works at another agency. He's always trying to steal away some of Sterling Coop's employees for his own evil, ducky ends.
About the Mad Men Chickenpants:
Mad Men Chickenpants are dressed up in homage to one of the most stylish shows on tv. The series has really captured my imagination. Except for season three. Yawn.