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Taken at the Steampunk Symposium held at the Holiday Inn Eastgate in the Eastgate area of Cincinnati, Ohio.
Donostia-San Sebastián, Gipuzkoa, Spain
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Ignazzoid and his news cyborg girlfriend had been a couple for some time now, Ignazzoid was a Insecotoid (according to capital-planet ethnic statistics) or as his species would like to call themselves Bzzz--ZZ--sschss or as the ethnic slur would have it a: Buzzer...
...anyhow because of various biological reasons they were a childless couple... they were poor and lived in a shack down the lover levels, they ran a small business selling rinsed ad recycled technology they found in the suers...
one day they found a bag of credits which a one-in-a-million lucky shot...
they decided to pay there rent to the N´nugulian mafia for two years in advance,,,
they still had some money left so Ignazzoid said to his partner:
- Hey Rivetta, what do you say, I mean we have been together for quite a while now but never had a day out drinking and dancing...
Rivetta said: Yes Darling, a romantic day out just relaxing drinking to our stupor and dance and drink and puke and then dance and puke some more and talk to people other than our costumers! Oh Darling we are gonna have so much fun...
So the couple did as they said and took their first day ever off collecting tech from the stinking underground suer mega-pipes stuffed with the higher levels waste products...
They bought perfume by a local dealer and two 5 liter containers of moonshine from the same sleazy mutant dealer...
...as they said: the perfume is needed to disguise our foul stench from working in the suers and loads of moonshine is needed to intoxicate Rivetta´s cybernetic body and the alien gut of Ignazzoid that is highly resistant to any form of human toxins... leisure one even so!
...after dancing to an old vintage tune they had found on an old mp3 stick from the happy double zeros, the only music they had they said:
Now, now it is gonna happen, we are drunk we are happy and in the mood, lets go out and let our bionic legs work that dance floor...
The knew a illegal disco close by know as the Noise-maze the played noise from electronic noise bands from vintage times like, T-stallion, Nurse with wound and Marlene Diedrich and so one...
when they had stood in queue the for two hours they reached the anti-sound-wall and the entrance the bouncer said:
- Organics only and pointed to their bodies!
Rivetta replied:
But my head and brain is organic and that is what counts isn´t it?
...and when it come to my beloved hubby his species all have bionic lower parts, since they are born without limbs or any other natural way to move about, that is why they fuse them with bot-bodies at birth...
- Eh well, you lady your head is allowed inside, just leave your body int the wardrobe with your bag and other belongings... and you alien guy if your are fused with that exo-body I cannot allow you in...
..they both left in anger...
...then they had an idea: there is an illegal droid-noise-bar next to suer-pipe 2323999b in sector five since the organics won´t have them why not get friendly with the artificials, they had many bot costumers and they were all friendly and polite...
...so on towards the Disco called Drone astro floor...
ok, there was a queue there too...
so 2 hour later they reached the two bouncer-droids...
One had hooks for hands the other one a huge squid-like chunk of a bot...
the big one looked at the couple from top to toe then his optic-sensors rolled around behind his screen as if he did some kind of thinking with really huge and heavy piece of programing... then it said:
- Beep, Beep, calculation and bioscan done: result: Body of female can enter, but fused insectoid-borg cannot, since he is fused with the organic tissues...
Then Ignazzoid said: oh please not again, we just want to have fun, I mean look at us over 50% of our bodies are mech´s no one would tell us apart from a droid, please or if not, please just turn of the anti-sound-wall for an hour, we can dance outside here, and hey look at that Cyber-saur over there it must have a ton of organic tissue on it... much more than the few kilos we possess!
The Huge robot looked towards the hooked one and said:
- Hooker, Tell Them: rules: facts: please/thanks!
The other tinier and more human speaking robot named hooker replied:
- well, that cyber-saur is just parked here by his owner who is a bot... and sure we could probably let you in but if we start gnawing away at the rules, we would loose costumers, I mean what bot would come to a place when all it wants is to get away from their organic master for a brief moment, ...and I mean what would happen if they came here and the place would be full of organics, I mean that would be no relaxation at all...
the big robot agreed by saying:
- Beep, Beep, Hooker: Right! but Beep, Offer we can Make: 50 Kreds!
The smaller bot translated his bouncer-bot friend:
- Yeah well Octo says that for 1 minute we can deactivate the anti-sound-wall so you can dance outside, we can hmm, blame it on a temporary glitch, 50 kredit Please!!!
so the couple payed the bots, but non of them felt like dancing any longer, the listened to the noise, but what hurt them the most was that behind the noise the could hear bots enjoying themselves talking, laughing and chatting...
Then they went home and slept and the next day they went to work filtering the pooh and pee of the upper levels with a huge hangover... and both kind of wishing they wouldn´t find another valuable treasure!!!
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An unusually casual pose in this cabinet photo of an unidentified couple taken by Hotchkiss of Kankakee, Illinois in 1889.
for ~~fence friday~~
Seen at the bird sanctuary.
They brought their own bird.
SOOC. I liked them walking towards the evening light...
A young couple share a mobile phone whilst sat on a bench on the streets of Bath.
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Two great Pininfarina creations:
L➔R:
1987 Peugeot 305 Break GR,
1984 Peugeot 505 Break GRD.
Note the striking difference in sizes: the 505 is really much more bigger than the 305.
Amsterdam-N., Motorkade, April 3, 2013.
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