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It's been 2 years since I propsed to Melissa. That makes 7 years together, 18 months of engagement , 4 months of marraige. And ya know what the best part is? She still loves me, even if I post a pic like this. This was shot the morning after I propesed. -shot by Melissa
I love anything funny. This sign in a restaurant loo did amuse me. It brought to mind D'yer Mak'er lyrics by Led Zep.
Of course the Led Zep song has nothing to do with going to the loo........ but
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTYLz49ALhE
By the way....the loos were fantastically clean.
The World Court of Decisive Action meets under a public men's room in territory G4. This is a transcript of their proceedings, as recorded by General Tequila's duck:
Chief Magistrate Frost: *penguin noises*
Wombat: The CM says all come to order.
Hughes: You speak penguin?
Lee: I thought the announcement said to leave all pets outside?
Sparkle: *mustache blustery noise* I believe the cat, rabbit, and penguin ARE generals, Lee. Except the duck. Frost said the duck can stand in for Tequila.
Mustache: *meow*
Farok: Mustache get off the table! Cats can't have donuts!
Jeff: Hi everyone, my name is Jeff and I'm an alcoholic.
All: Hi, Jeff.
Berryessa: Jeff, this is a DA meeting not an AA meeting.
Hughes: Might as well be. Did you see Tequila and STupOr upstairs? I am pretty sure they could not figure out the hidden lift so just got smashed instead.
CM Frost: *loud penguin noises*
Wombat: The CM demands court come to order!
MEANWHILE UPSTAIRS
Commander Goldman: What a dump. How did DA reach this sad state. I mean, these plates aren't even pressed down all the way. Tequila! Isn't this by your territory? Why are we meeting in a men's room?
*Tequila grins and sways. Goldman hits Tequila with his punch-stick. Tequila grins and sways.*
Werewolf: I can't believe we voted to put the World Court here. Brutoncraft, is the lift broken?
Brutoncraft: Naw, Navarre just needs to send it back up.
Werewolf: *sulks* I wish this was a poetry slam.
Goldman: STuPor! Where the hell are Roontree and Inman?
STupOr: *belches loudly* The stalls. *loud flatulence comes from a stall*
Tilney: Holy smokes Tequila, you didn't hit the urinal like...at all.
Goldman: Looks like the punch-stick is going to be working OT tonight.
BACK IN THE BUNKER
Navarre (at the secret door): Blasted security. What a mess. I will have a word with Frost about this. Now what was the secret knock again?
KNOCKS
Sparkle: That must be Navarre, he always screws up the knock. Should I let him in?
Berryessa: Yeah, but arm the security pie first.
Mustache: *prrrrr*
Hughes: I miss Mojo too, Mustache. Hey Berryessa, isn't it a little weird we have to enter through a MEN's room?
Berryessa: If by weird you mean kinky *wink*. Isn't Von Barron adorable? I am glad I won't need to go to war with that fluffy bunny. *makes beckoning noises to Von Barron. Mustache pounces toward her and Von Barron hides under the lectern.*
*Hughes slowly looks away and reaches for a donut.*
KNOCK
Frost: *farts in the direction of Wombat*
Wombat: Okay okay I'll let Navarre in.
Jeff: I have been sober now for...12 minutes.
Farok: Alcohol is a waste of water. It dehydrates you. You should try spice.
Lee: How the hell did this Jeff guy even get in to a SECRET MEETING? Why is a penguin in charge? Who serves fish at a meeting?! We can't even understand him. *motions to eight ball*. I mean...is that %^&*^ing magic eight ball?
Frost: *penguin noises*
Wombat: CM Frost says this concludes this weeks session of the World Court.
SPLAT NOISE
Navarre: Oh for crying out loud the pie AGAIN?
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*Remember, all in good fun.
200 baby!!! 165 more days to go!
I can't tell you how much my kids love this shot. As soon as I showed it to them, a big smile appeared on Jessie's face. "Can you do that to me, Daddy?" And when Sydney saw it, she kept telling me, "You so funny Daddy." :D hehe The funny thing is that they actually think I fit myself in the toilet for this shot. Hahaha.
I'm going to burn in hell for posting this...but here's the story. Many years ago the little man went to daycare daily, while I worked full-time. He wasn't yet potty-trained but would wander into their bathroom, express some interest (as the older kids used the potty) then wander out again. Usually. On this day he somehow managed to get himself stuck in the toilet. The daycare provider's first instinct was to grab a camera and snap off a photo before helping him out. I was both appalled and amused (and felt guilty for the latter).
Yesterday I stopped at the Handy Mart Gas Station in Pepin Wisconsin for gas. This was the sign above the toilet in the men’s room.
Photographed in Pepin Wisconsin
Friday April 23rd, 2023
This illustration comes from Stephen Biesty's 1992 book "Incredible Cross-Sections." The book features 18 cut-away illustrations of buildings and vehicles including a Spanish Galleon, coal mine, Space Shuttle, Cathedral, and T-34 tank, but this one in particular has always impressed me. Every single square inch is packed with detail, from the sausages hanging in the control room to the sailor going to the bathroom!
This is the June photo for the 2019 "Home Video Horrors" Cult VHS Calendar.
Featured in this month is the VHS box for Ghoulies II (1988).
Learn more about this project @ www.homevideohorrors.com
Zappa in de Crappa with the Papa di Tutti Papi
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... and this from an interview first published in Guitar World April 1987 on the occasion of the release of THE GUITAR WORLD ACCORDING TO FRANK ZAPPA distributed by Guitar Galaxy in association with Barking Pumpkin
Zappa by Noe the G. - Guitar World, April 1987
Zappa's Inferno
By Noë the G
doctornoemedia.blogspot.com/2012/01/zappa-inferno.html
Here's another twist on my relationship with this "Zappa in Da Crappa" phenomenon:
When I interviewed Frank at his house, he left the room for a minute. I needed to go to the bathroom, so I looked for one down the hall. Opened the door and stumbled upon FZ in this classic pose. Life imitates farts.
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Florida’s largest potty chair
4 May 2019
Winter Haven, FL
Shot in the rain with a DJI Mavic Air
What is more frightening for a kid than learning to use the potty chair?
How about a 24 ft tall potty chair with a giant clown looking up your butt, emblazoned with the phrase "Put your trust here"!
This giant sculpture is in the artist's backyard, in Winter Haven, FL
Here are the tags I am considering for this picture: Ass goblins, ass kabobs, ass monkeys, black banana, blind eels, boulder, chocolate channel chewie, colon cannonballs, corn eyed butt snake, corn massacre, crapsters, creamy butt nuggets, digested Crayola box, Easter Bunny's present, the fourth teletubby, frightened turtle, hardened fudge nuggets, hell's candy, Indian rug burns, keester cakes, Mississippi mud, mongolian cluster shit, mudfat balls, peanut butter poop, potty animals, product of Uranus, sea pickle, sewer serpents, shitsicles, space slug, Super Shit Man, tangy butt nuts, that ain't chocolate puddin'!, tom cruise missiles, toxic turdeys, turd tunnel tasty, yellow submarine, air out the anus, ass sneezing, bust a shit, christen the comfort station, cook some beans, clean one's colon, cut off a load, drop a chalupa, drop ass goblins, drop some friends off at the lake, empty the manure spreader, take a plane crash - no survivors, talk to a man about a horse, blow mud, booty hole burnout, butt dribblets, butt drool, chocolate explosion, G.I. shits, human expresso machine, Montezuma's revenge, oohs and ahs, screaming mimis, supersonic sewer sauce, boggy crapper, toilet bowl stew, cattle cookies, chimp chunks, cow farts, dog logs, doggy sausage, elk duds, kagatzka, lawn sausage, anal impaction.
I wonder how many hits that would bring?
because he likes sharing hints that he can poo. His mischievous smiley twin siblings tell him what to do (so he releases his own gases on whoever blocks their view)...
Action was selling these self-adhesive "Googly Eyes" and I decided the waste bin in the gents' restroom at work was in dire need of an upgrade.
I originally intended to write up a review on Poopeez, but they are so lame that I never bothered with it. So anyway, I had these photos handy. Let's just get them over with in slots 4 and 5 for a bunch of daily uploads.
He's tickled by their impact, makes the best of others' "waste". Those who misunderstand and fear him call him Ogre Shite. They underestimate him though; he does the dirty work while they only gripe.
How On Earth did This Happen? Possibly A 'Standing On The Pan' Jobby. I Don't Understand How People Can do This And Walk Away. Shame On You, You Know Who You Are
P.S I Suggest A Substantial Fibre Intake!
11.12.13
Last year for a Class With Daves assignment I decorated my toilet and told my sob story about why my Christmases are crappy. It got a lot of hits and comments which was fun - it was my first pic ever to get that kind of attention!
Today it's cold and snowing out and I wanted to put the tree up. However there is a bit of moving I'd have to do to get it up and that's way too much work for today so I decorated the toilet again.
I'm still not a big fan of Christmas. I have no family left alive (parents, brother and grandparents deceased) and the family I do have left couldn't be bothered to do more than send a card. I do have inlaws now... but it's still not like YOUR family if that makes sense. My Dad's best friend and his famiyl have 'adopted' me since my Dad died and it helps the Christmas Blues. They are really awesome and I'm lucky to have them but, they aren't Dad.
However, this picture? Would make my father VERY proud :D Dark humor wins, especially when mixed with some good ol' toilet humor!
POSTDAM would be just another sleepy upstate New York town if it wasn't for the Lawn Potty Flowers! The town, settled in 1806, has wide streets and expansive front lawns. Civic pride abounds, and most homes have flags, bunting and flowers. Lots of flowers.
And then there homes that have rejected flower pots and found thrones for their flowers instead - old white toilets. I spotted over a dozen homes that have taken retired camodes, filled them with plastic flowers and put them out on their front lawns facing the road.
And then there is the scarecrow (ltop) holding up a clothesline of old bras - never figured out what that is all about!
I walked into the men's bathroom and found that new dividers were installed between the urinals. Someone left a couple post-it notes on them...
Suck more cock. Life is too short. 😳 #WritingsOnTheWall #LifeIsTooShort #ToiletHumor #Mojos #Fremantle - katierebekah
A toilet in the slums is totally in the dumps no water to Absolve the guilt of the Indian bum .To shit or not to shit totally stumped.Politically Socially he gets humped a huge chunk of remorse a lump shitting on the tracks as the train comes he jumps.Fuck Donald Trump.
You've got to love the maturity level of soon to be laid off contractors. I suppose when management treats you like children, cuts your pay, cuts your overtime, overworks you, offers no benefits or health insurance, and generally screws you over.... I guess what I'm saying is it fits the atmosphere.
Hmm, this was taken 7/16/02 - the mass firings hadn't happened yet. Sure a lot of people were laid off, but we occupied 2 floors of a big ol' building. And what are people's lives, their hopes and dreams... what are they to big blue? Still, the writing was on the wall, though not literally like with urine as in this photo.
Zappa in de Crappa with the Papa di Tutti Papi
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but now residing at:
Zappa in de Crappa with the Papa di Tutti Papi
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... and this from an interview first published in Guitar World April 1987 on the occasion of the release of THE GUITAR WORLD ACCORDING TO FRANK ZAPPA distributed by Guitar Galaxy in association with Barking Pumpkin
Zappa by Noe the G. - Guitar World, April 1987
Zappa's Inferno
By Noë the G
doctornoemedia.blogspot.com/2012/01/zappa-inferno.html
Here's another twist on my relationship with this "Zappa in Da Crappa" phenomenon:
When I interviewed Frank at his house, he left the room for a minute. I needed to go to the bathroom, so I looked for one down the hall. Opened the door and stumbled upon FZ in this classic pose. Life imitates farts.
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My dog is very intelligent and this sign caused her great distress and confusion with its conflicting instructions.
She may need counselling now......
Anyway, as she is my best friend, she did her business right under this sign and I picked it up and carried it away on her behalf to the bin.
She is too dignified to carry her own poo and twice a day, she delegates that task to me
She is my best friend - but I carry her poop?
How does that work out? Something not quite right there!! LOL
Some say it causes acute impotence. Personally, I have to rush to avoid peeing myself with laughter.
Featuring the Bear Grylls "Better drink my own piss" and rage comic memes.