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"I put a shock in your system!"
Really love this photo, not just for the figure, (which is awesome), but just for the pose and the nostalgia. i fucking loved the static shock show when i was little, ans while it might not hold up as well as other dcau shows, i still love it, and static.
Does this chocolate make my butt look big? Yes.
Unfortunately, it does.
My husband is nothing like a woman. He rarely buys clothing
and shoes, but when he does, he doesn't wear them for weeks.
He can keep two pints of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer for
months without touching them, and then he eats a pint in one
sitting, never worrying about whether his butt looks too big.
And it never does. He's always doing pushups other sweaty
man stuff.
He hoards chocolate, too. He gets tons of it from his students
and doesn't think about it. He has chocolate oranges
from his stocking like three years ago. He also buys those
cartons of Snickers bars and Hershey's with almonds from
Costco and hides them in the basement.
He has to hide them.
Yesterday, youthful womanhood returned with a vengeance,
leaving my brain obliterated in fog, my abdomen rock hard
and distended, and my appetite sated only by that which
gives me wicked headaches.
I wanted it last night. (Not that, Patrick; sheesh.) I managed
to talk myself out of searching the basement for his stash at
10:00 p.m., but I raided the goods at around noon today.
The fun-size M&Ms, Snickers, and Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups were hiding under all manner of baseball cap in a giant
coffee can with all the camping gear.
I've had two fun-size and a bite-size Snickers, one pbc,
and a Peppermint Patty; I bought two of them at the store.
Fun-size my ass.
He'll notice the Snickers are gone in about two months, when
he goes to get one of the remaining ten. Yeah, I'm sure he's
counted them.
(Also for 365 Days. This is Day 321.)
The rumours were true.
The Unweaver had been at work in the world again. Rarely sighted, particularly in these lands where all the beings were so aware, so vigilant. Actions and reactions, events and occurances in the wider world rippled and echoed even here. To Saya, these whispers and rumbles were more tangible.
Read more of the story on eclectic equations here : eclecticequations.blogspot.com/2020/05/why-i-relay-fantas...
Beautiful T-28B Trojan Trainer on static display before participating in the Sundance Airshow at the Sundance Airport in Yukon, Oklahoma.
257 second long exposure of sunset view in Richmond, BC, Canada.
The sea water looks static and the clouds look dynamic. But both look very smooth.
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Another mash-up of images by street photographer, Thomas Leuthard.
Thanks to Thomas for the use of these images:
www.flickr.com/photos/thomasleuthard/8509333991
www.flickr.com/photos/thomasleuthard/11650572156
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