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[a satire of actual conversation snippets, said to me by folks being entirely serious.]

 

Support your government

They’re not to blame

Go about your business

Let the boys have their war game

Put on some lipstick

You’ll feel better

Stop reading the news

Don’t write your silly letters

No one listens to people like you

Go hug a tree

There’s not much else you can do

Don’t talk bad about the president

We don’t know where those W.O.M.D.’s went

[and who cares that he’s raping the environment]

God gave us this land

And He’ll take it back

Why not buy a new dress

It’ll help make up for what you lack

Think for yourself, don’t be a hippy

You walk around thinking everything’s trippy

Who cares about the homeless and the poor

You don’t live in the streets

What are you worried for?

If we let gays get married, what’s next,

A farmer can marry his horse?

Man shall not lie down with man

It’s in the bible, of course!

Get on with your life

You got so much to give

Besides we’re over there

To show them how to live

Republican Democrat,

It’s all the same.

If you haven't figured that out yet

You only have yourself to blame.

  

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ich nenne das, was ich ich hier oft veröffentliche -

 

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oder auch

 

Real - Grafik ...

 

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Him conducting the Covid Orchestra from a safe place. Covid can be deadly, not laughing at all is deadly!

political associations possible

Satire in art has a long tradition, e.g. the illustrations of Aesop's Fables. Please be free and give both animals a name, saying and answering.

Satirion blanco de dos hojas.

Orquídea - Orquídeas ibéricas.

Montañas de Arbolí - La Mussara, a unos 950 mts. de altitud.

(Muchas gracias por las visitas, comentarios y favoritos.)

 

Wild orchids

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Orchidées sauvages

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For I, Boris Johnson, will deliver. And I will take care of all who felt left behind. Glad tidings indeed.

Self-portrait (on New Year's Eve) of a Remainer.

Five LED lights. After a Gruetzke painting of the same title (1970).

Billions want to come to the UK. So, stop the boats! These illegal incomers want to take your job, your second home and one of your cars (at least) and, God forbid, take your daughters from you. They will invade our NHS and their foreign offspring will fill our schools too. Do not listen to Labour, the reds, the trade unions and the churches. Don't read the papers of the liberals and the left - these are loony humanitarian idealists. Beware! Stop the boats, get things done, and off to Rwanda with them!

Satirion blanco de dos hojas.

Orquídea - Orquídeas ibéricas.

Orquídea lagarto - Satirion barbado

Yes, I got my trophy photo! Used a telephoto lens (Leitz Elmar 4/135 at F22). And the animals were kind enough to keep still. Just three of them. And I had to share them with sixty other photographers. It is so hard to find nature untouched by civilisation! This year Kenya, next year Antarctica. We have done already Patagonia. Difficult to find pristine nature. Leica M Mono.

On Colfax in Denver. Denver Neon

... when dealing with dodgy donors, giving lucrative business contracts to friends, attending parties he should not and, importantly, when making promises on camera or even mentioning the word 'truth'.

And why not? Protecting in the public space his soft beauty (owned by his wife) from the inquisitive and predatory stare of lusty women. Keeping his wife's honour intact by interacting with society only in the format of cellular withdrawal. Otherwise staying at home. It's a woman's world. Gosh, I almost like it!

Fuji X-Pro1 plus Helios 44M-7 at F11.

© Web-Betty: digital heart, analog soul

Satirion blanco de dos hojas.

Orquídea - Orquídeas ibéricas.

Montañas de Arbolí - La Mussara, a unos 950 mts. de altitud.

(Muchas gracias por las visitas, comentarios y favoritos.)

 

Wild orchids

(Thank you very much for the visits, comments and favorites.)

 

Orchidées sauvages

(Merci beaucoup pour les visites, commentaires et favoris.)

To paraphrase: Without a big rack, you could never be a Ten."

Edited book cover, Whale by Cheon Myeong-Kwan.

 

It follows the lives of three mythical characters: an extremely ambitious woman who has been chasing an indescribable thrill ever since she first saw a whale crest in the ocean; her mute daughter, who communicates with elephants; and a one-eyed woman who controls honeybees with a whistle.

 

Sydney

The one who is gone now. Rejoice! The one who brought division and chaos. The one who soiled everything he touched. The one who lied from the first to the last day. The one who left behind a mess. Time to clean up.

Comic & Satire Postcard, about 1908

Satire & Comic Postcard, about 1906

Carte postale satirique

 

"L'extraordinaire aventure de Zarafa, la girafe de Charles X"

Exposition au Domaine de Sceaux (2019)

 

En 1827, le Pacha d'Egypte offre au nouveau roi de France, Charles X, un cadeau insolite et spectaculaire : une girafe, animal exotique, inconnu en Europe, sinon de rares scientifiques ayant voyagé en Afrique. Le parcours "à pattes" de Zarafa , de Marseille à Paris, puis son installation à la Ménagerie du Jardin du Roi (futur Jardin des Plantes) vont déclencher une incroyable "Girafomania"dans le pays. Caricaturistes et pamphlétaires ne manquent pas de tirer partie du phénomène.

Looks like little Jimmy Crow has a new place to feather his nest.

 

The George legislature is all about traditions.

----Satire----- or "Find the mistake"

I never get tired of this sign. Especially at dusk when the sky is cooperative.

 

© Web-Betty: digital heart, analog soul

WWI political satire Postcard, about 1916

Satirical PostCard - Japan-Russia War, about 1903

Satirion blanco de dos hojas.

Orquídea - Orquídeas ibéricas.

Montañas de La Mussara, a unos 950 mts. de altitud.

 

Wild orchids

Orchidées sauvages

The House combines features of a museum and an art gallery. The city of Gabrovo is also known as an international capital of humour and satire.

Near the House are placed some sculptures. Among them are: the greatest comedian Charlie Chaplin and the inseparable couple of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.

 

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Humour_and_Satire

   

Entre satire esthétique et image de mode, l’artiste britannique Steph Wilson compose sa série d’autoportraits Self (WIP), un work in progress qui lui permet de questionner son rapport au médium photographique, mais aussi d’appréhender différemment sa pratique commande.

 

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Between aesthetic satire and fashion imagery, British artist composes her self-portrait series Self (WIP), a work in progress that allows her to question her relationship with the photographic medium, but also to approach her commissioned practice differently.

 

credit : Steph Wilson

 

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A close up version of a shoot I did a while back.

 

All images © 2017 Daniel Kessel.

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People will promise anything to get your vote it seems. Latest is they will build a moon wall to separate light and dark sides of the moon. Trouble is the dividing line keeps moving through the month and no one up there will cough up the money to pay for it.

 

Apart from a crop and slight rotation and removing some streaking stars (can't handhold 300 mm at 1/3rd of second) no Photoshop! Cloud and half moon seen in our capital city, Wellington.Apologies if you like the guy.

My friend Scott and I are doing a sorta mini exhibition at Blue Orange today.

 

Music selection by Ini, drop by at 2 PM Pacific Time for the party. It goes on for two hours.

 

This is my first exhibition in second life, and thanks to Ini and Blue Orange for the opportunity.

 

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The commissioner of the Metropolitan police went on the offensive today, defending his officers for an "astonishing" police operation during the G20 that he said had received international praise.

 

Sir Paul Stephenson said his comments were made in the context of a man having died during the demonstration, and of footage that was deeply concerning. But he went out of his way to praise what he said were an overwhelming majority of officers who carried out a professional job on the day.

 

Picking out the territorial support group (TSG) – which is at the centre of two IPCC investigations into Ian Tomlinson's death and an assault on a woman protester – Stephenson said it was a specialist unit the Met relied on.

 

"These and others are our first line response to some of the most difficult and challenging situations," he said.

 

The commissioner, who has spoken personally to TSG officers in a bid to raise their morale, said all knew they were individually accountable for their actions.

 

He said officers who were found to have deliberately hidden their numbers would be severely disciplined. "If someone is trying to deliberately avoid being identified and their reason is so they can behave inappropriately, criminally, then of course they could face the sack," Stephenson said.

 

He planned to tackle the problem of police identification by examining whether every officer should wear name tags.

 

The commissioner said there were supervision problems with some groups of officers and he wanted this improved. "The overwhelming majority did [wear their numbers]. There is not sufficient concentration on intrusive supervision.

 

"That is what I believe in. It is the job of supervisors to go and find out how good your people are so that you can say well done and sometimes to find out where they are going wrong."

 

The commissioner spoke as a pathologist was carrying out the third postmortem on Ian Tomlinson's body. It was done at the request of lawyers for the TSG officer seen in footage obtained by the Guardian apparently attacking Tomlinson. The Met will be present at the postmortem after receiving advice from its lawyers.

 

The IPCC is investigating the circumstances of Tomlinson's death; a second incident in which a TSG sergeant is seen hitting a woman protester; and a third case that resulted from another complaint from a protester about police violence.

 

Stephenson has asked for a review of all footage in the Met's possession. This is being carried out by the Met's department of professional standards. Denis O'Connor, Her Majesty's inspector of constabulary, has been asked to examine the tactics used by the Met for public order events, specifically the issue of containing demonstrators for several hours.

 

Stephenson said the use of containment had begun after a demonstration in June 1999 when protesters caused £13m worth of damage. "The policy of containment has come from our history. As a consequence of this we … developed a policy of graduated control which at some point may involve containment. If there is a better way to do it we are up for learning it, but we don't know of a way."

 

Stephenson said he had received acknowledgment from police forces internationally for what the Met achieved during the G20.

 

"Part of the headlines should be … astonishing operation pulled off by the Met who did a first-class job," he said.

 

"The overwhelming majority of officers, whatever the stress or provocation, carried out their duties in a professional manner and I want to give them credit for what they achieved." He said his comments were in the context that some of the footage he had seen caused him deep concern, and the Met was cooperating with the IPCC to help provide the answers that Tomlinson's family wanted.

 

Stephenson said the Met had never misled anyone in the aftermath of Tomlinson's death. He said the scene where he collapsed was secured, sealed off and treated as a crime scene and the press statement the Met released in the aftermath of the death was approved by the Independent Police Complaints Commission.

 

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/22/tomlinson-g20-met...

 

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