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Unidentified beetles on Asclepias asperula, Antelope Horn Milkweed. I am not sure which end is what. That is to say these insects look nearly the same coming or going!
He was working up the the courage and practicing the delivery of that one for months too ;) poor boy.
Professor Gangrene (urged on by Dr X, The Red Skull, Fu Manchu and Dr Zeus) tries to recruit villainous cyborg Luxottica to their League of Evil...
Unfortunately his opening gambit of "Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?" doesn't go down too well. Still, it's better than his follow up of " Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port". And then it all gets a little ugly after his "Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?" quip.
(with thanks to www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/robotpickuplines.html )
(note to brain - for next year make New Year fireworks insert for the tv set)
"I once had a fancy girl tell me I wasn't her type. I replied, 'Don't worry honey, you may have been choice A but there are 25 other keys on a typewriter for me to choose from'."
Daphne Gottlieb | watch your tense and case
oh baby
i want to be your direct object.
you know, that is to say
i want to be on the other
side of all the verbs i know
you know how to use.
i've seen you conjugate:
i touch
you touched
you heard
she knows
who cares
i'm interested in
a few decent prepositions:
above, over, inside, atop,
below, around and
i'm sure there are more
right on the tip of
your tongue.
i am ready to spend
the present perfect
splitting your infinitive
there's an art to the way you
dangle your participle and
since we're being informal it's okay to
use a few contractions, like
wasn't (going to)
shouldn't (have)
and a conjunction:
but (did it anyway)
and i'm really really glad
you're not into dependent
clauses since all i'm really
interested in is your
bad, bad grammar
and your exclamation point.
Trying to learn a bit of conversational Portuguese. The way you say "excuse me" in Portuguese is "com licença." You wouldn't believe how pretty it sounds when you say it right. It sounds completely musical. The phrasebook offers an array of more exciting phrases, too. I admire its plucky conviction that everyone who travels to Brazil should know how to get lucky.
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How to Pickup Women at a Bar, Grocery Store, Gym, Club | Venue Specific Tweaks for Success. Join the Pickup Decoded Facebook Private Group Here: www.facebook.com/groups/pickupdecoded How to Pickup Women at a Bar? How to Pickup Women at the Grocery Store? How to Pickup Women at the Gym? How to Pickup Women in Club? If these are some of the questions you're asking yourself then you are aware that different venues require slight tweaks in your game to maximize success. For example if you were trying to pickup a girl in a grocery store you probably wouldn't walk up to her and run your fingers through her hair right off the bat like you would when trying to pickup a girl in a bar or a club . If you did this the woman would probably freak out and think you were attacking her. But if you were trying to pickup a girl in a bar or pickup a girl in a club you would have a much greater chance of getting away with that sort of thing as it is more acceptable to me more aggressive in that sort of environment. So much of it comes down to calibrating your actions to your environment which really is a form of social intelligence which is crucial to develop if you want to have more success meeting and seducing women. Another example, pickup a girl in the gym would require a very careful approach because men are always staring at women in the gym and the women there know that the men are interested in them because of their body. Therefore the gym probably even requires a more careful approach than the grocery store as women are on guard AND are there to get fit and get validated by all of the mens' stares. Women are simply not as open to being approached, they are all sweaty and focusing on a task. Once you begin to be comfortable picking up in any environment, that is when your PUA game goes on the offense. This is why I always recommend starting out with night game because it is the most challenging so once you master that approaching women in any other environment becomes that much easier. I'm not saying don't approach women in the day until you master pickup in the club, I'm saying approach women everywhere you can but make sure to focus on night game IF that is your thing. If clubs and bars are't your thing then by all means, do what works best for you. I'm just sharing my thoughts from my personal experience. Thanks for checking out my Live Stream Q & A, I hope you come away from this video with valuable information that will help you in game. Previous Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8WT5PA6-0 Next Video: COMING SOON Find Me on Social Media: Facebook: www.facebook.com/FrankNightGame/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/franknightgame/ Twitter: twitter.com/franknightgame #pua #dating #pickup #pickuplines
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What's your sign? I'm sure I've seen you someplace before. Nice tail - I mean hair! Nice hair. You have beautiful eyes. Wanna see my stall?
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The Secret to a Good Pick Up Line lies not in what is said but in the delivery.
Granted if you look like Brad Pitt and/or sound like Sean Connery then it probably doesn't matter what you say OR how you say it, but considering that most of us do not have either of these luxuries...
Here's my take on 10 pickup lines, some I literally just made up and others I have chosen at random from our own collection of pick up lines that are so stupid and/or bad that - if delivered right just might work!
*As you read through these it is important to keep the title of this article in mind - I am after all but a humble messenger (not counting the ones I made up)
There is nothing more pathetic than using notes to prompt and guide you when approaching a girl/guy! Unless...
Walk up to your intended target (sorry for the choice of words :) )with a note in your hand, acting nervous and fumbling the paper in your hand. As you get near her and have her attention bring the note to your view and read/ say
"Hi, Can I please Order 3 Honey Soy Chicken Wings, 2 large boil... ah crap - wrong note!.ummmm.... can you excuse me for a second"
At this point you should turn around as if to walk away and then at the last second turn back and ask (as nonchalant as possible) - "Can I get you something to drink?"
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
This pick up line is not only as old as time itself, it's also almost as lame. It is for this reason that it just might work! There is something cute and sweet about this pick up line that girls are drawn to, and whether it is because the line is clever or because behind it there is a 'hallmark moment' just waiting to happen is beyond me - but I think it is such a bad pick up line that it just might work!
*Delivery tip: The more serious you can sound when saying this, the better it will come across. Of course setting up the scene so that you can give this line without sounding like you are randomly sharing how inebriated you are could be tricky. Ummm, you;re on your own there :)
Combining common pick up lines to form your own is sometimes a great way of making really bad pickup lines work.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. and
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Both good pickup lines in their own right, but I doubt they would work. How about a combination of the two:
"Sorry to say it, but I think you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I noticed you I got distracted and promptly walked into that wall over there, spilling my drink - and what little dignity I had left in the process. Count yourself lucky I'm not asking for my dignity back... (although between you and me, I haven't seen it for a while now)"
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
That's terrible! You know what - it just might work!
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Yes! No!.. Yes?! no, wait.... hang on a second....
By this time they are so confused you either have them or you don't, but I would be inclined to say that you have :)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
At first glance this pickup line is actually really in poor taste, but honestly - if that does not make her at least smile then she is already dead inside - in which case the 'chloroform' would be useless anyway!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
An oldie but a goodie. So bad it still works - if delivered right and you actually have something further to say after introducing yourself!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Now that's a shocking pick up line. A blatant attempt at flirting and obvious sexual inuendo that tries too hard... But oh it makes them smile and at least gets you in the front door.
*No guarantee that body on body pressing will actually occurr
Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
The more incredulated her response at the question the better it works. Even more impact is had when you show a jovial nature to the whole thing, certainly leaving any concern that you are dead serious does not help your cause (even though you secretly are dead serious ;) )
“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
That's just stupid! Which is why it will probably work. Again, the delivery is important as this definitely relies on a good sense of humour. Show even the slightest sign of being serious and watch her not only walk away, but report you to security on the way out!
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There you have ten of the best, I mean worst, no, I mean best pick up lines to help you approach women and talk to girls.
Remember that it is not what you say but how you say it - and over riding this is the actual meaning behind this. Approach women with good intentions and the respect that is due and no matter how bad your pick up line is, you know what - it just might work! @evernote @myspace @smugmug @soundcloud @sugarsync @tinypic @wordpress @zooomr
New zine.
22 of the most ridiculous pickup lines illustrated.
you may want to test some of these out on the ladies and gentlemen at that coffee shop, bar or park. really there is no way you could fail with lines like...
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This is a book my dad bought me, I don't know why. But it is actually a pretty nifty book. Covering such topics as: "How to Change a Flat Tire", "How to Tie a Tie", "How to Throw a Punch", "Two Cocktails for Women", "How to Bet on Horses" and "Five Pick-Up Lines in Five Different Languages"
The "About the Author" section simply says, "Brett Cohen enjoys his vodka on the rocks, his meat on the grill, and his Sundays on the couch. He lives in Pennsylvania." As far as I'm concerned, anyone who describes themselves by how they drink vodka deserves to have their book read.