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Men’s best defense against the monthly Her-ricane.

Men no longer need to fear the wrath of menstrual madness. MEDL Mobile is pleased—and very relieved—to introduce Code Red: a simple but powerful menstrual calendar for men to keep track of—and survive—their girlfriend’s/fiancé’s/wife’s monthly cycle.

 

SIMPLER IS SAFER

 

What makes Code Red so much more valuable than other period tracking apps is the profound simplicity and ease of use.

 

All you have to do is set the start day of her most recent cycle, and the app takes care of the rest!

 

When the tracking starts, Code Red will provide special alert messages for every phase in her cycle. There are five different alerts, and each calendar day comes equipped with a wealth of tips and advice to brave even the most violent of storms.

 

“Every month, women go through the same ups and downs, but the men in our lives never seem to catch on,” said Lisi Harrison, Co-Creator and Author of New York Times #1 Bestselling series’ The Clique and Alphas.

 

“Code Red will be a life saver for thousands of guys out there,” said Kevin Harrison, Co-Creator, “Its each guys personal color coded Terror Alert System…”

 

ALERTS

 

Smooth Sailing Alert --- Let’s you know when she’s feeling like a team player.

Horny Alert --- Let’s you know when you’re able to score.

PMS Alert --- Let’s you know when to hit the (cold) showers.

Ovulation Alert --- Let’s you know when to sit on the sidelines (unless you’re ready to start a junior league).

Code Red Alert --- Let’s you know that it’s game time and you’re way out of bounds.

 

FEATURES

 

Fully automated menstrual calendar

5 special alerts for each phase of her cycle

Dynamic animations for each alert

Helpful suggestions to survive each phase

Links to local vendors for presents, groceries and goods (via Google Maps)

Advanced calendar toggle settings

Code Red is the brainchild of Pro Surfer and Humanitarian Jon Rose, and was facilitated through development by husband & wife team Kevin and Lisi Harrison.

 

Kevin & Lisi have been together for 180 menstrual cycles. The recurring stress that always followed inspired them to find a way to help alleviate their shared aggravation over the monthly houseguest.

 

Developed by men and women for the benefit of each other, MEDL Mobile, and it’s partners are excited to present this great app and share the many benefits it will bring.

 

“It’s good for everyone; It’s a giant step towards world peace.” –Lisi Harrison

 

We are proud to call Code Red a Shiny MEDL Object.

 

luckily, only once a month.

Mr. Greer from Patapsco Middle School clears snow from the sidewalks.

There goes the bus after another fun day at Pacific Middle School.

Mr. Greer from Patapsco Middle School clears snow from the sidewalks.

Mr. Greer from Patapsco Middle School clears snow off the roof.

Taken at worcester

“And then she said no,” laughed Yuffie, “she was menstruating!”

 

“Ladies,” sighed Fuen. “PMS jokes are not funny.”

 

“Period,” nodded Reala sagely.

 

Yuffie stifled a giggle.

  

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Naughty joke, I know. Sorry! :)

 

LittleFears.co.uk

Seriously, there's a store called PMS... and it's not even filled with lady parts!

Took Doris out for a spin.

 

She´s got PMS today.

 

Order restored. I call it tax savings...

Beware of a lady with PMS!

 

All done in Illustrator (this time in CS6 - yuppiiii)

  

pantone matching system

This was unintentional, but it was quite funny.

6th grade students of Patch Middle School build insect homes as part of Earth Month with the USAG Stuttgart DPW Environmental Division, May 14-15, 2019. Photo by Inga Gebhard

Lightweight high-speed patrol craft. After the invasion, these little flitters were augmented with twin autocannons under the wings. They turned out to be fairly effective little dogfighters.

however, they only deliver once a month lol

This panel from the Chicago Police Memorial has the names of the following members:

 

Joseph Kurtz

James Caplis

Louis Furst

Victor Sugg

James Camp

Harry Olsen

William O’Malley

Lawrence Sullivan

Bernard Lenehan

Bruce Garrison

Joseph Sullivan

Andrew Gartley

Endward Carney

Patrick O’Malley

Thomas Carroll

Patrick O’Meara

Dewey Littleton

Timothy Sullivan

Robert Gallowitch

Earl Leonard

Robert Gibbons

Harry Gray

 

If you'd like to be included in a private group dedicated to the Chicago Police department memorial or otherwise, send me a Flickr mail. I'll return your message.

 

I am extra crabby, prone to explosive bursts of anger and my ankles are the size of tree trunks.......I made fudge and ambrosia salad and just want to be whisked away to a beach in the warm sun to bake....but no it is snowy and icy roads here and a bordering on sick toddler and a head that I literally think is going to detach from my neck in the pain i have both frontal forehead, temples, neck, back......stomach.....it all hurts........the fudge tastes awful to me, the ambrosia is fluffy but even a shower this morning did not help, granted it was at 11:30 am....having been in bed since 9pm the night before......changing pads every hour from the pain in the everywhere that this menstrual cycle is......hot then cold........good god gerdie i hate this time of the month!

 

i cannot even muster the full word so HBM to all of you that do not have this issue I am jealous and am not leaving the house!

Juro que el tipo me estaba mirando a mí en este momento.

 

I'm pretty sure the guy was aiming at me, a tear gas canister landed two feet from me.

 

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