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It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars
Hey, I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe
Gruß an I Q U -
Salute to the amazing IQU
and his great pic
(The Conclusion of the Experiment 4 CHATGPT)
hybrid creature.
This is the finale of my experiment.
Just a silly joke - please excuse me Martin. I hope you have more humor than my full grown potatoes.
Greetings Rolf
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
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From our wonderful coastal hike along the Cornish coast. This was the view from our picnic spot on Pentire point, overlooking Poly Joke Beach. On the opposite side we were lucky enough to see and hear seals!
I was planning a morning trip to Crosby to have a go at Anthony Gormley's Another Place. Driving up The Wirral to the Mersey Tunnel made me have a rethink as there was no way I'd have been able to see anything. The only places I could think of to try and get above the fog were Everton Brow and the Princes Dock multi-storey car park.
Everton Brow overlooks the whole of Liverpool city centre but probably isn't the most advisable place to be wandering around in the dark on a foggy morning so I made the decision to try the car park. This wasn't without risk either having been refused entry several times before by security and I didn't want to pay £9 for two hours parking in case I wasn't above the fog. However, I was prepared to try a little bribe and bought a coffee from 'Bean' coffeeshop which occupies one of the retail units at the base of the car park in the hope if challenged they'd readily accept.
When I entered the foyer the blind was down on the security room so I pressed for the lift and nervously hit the top floor button. A couple of flights of stairs to the roof parking area slowly revealed the tops of many of the iconic skyline buildings poking out above the fog below. I sat for half an hour drinking the coffee and smoking too many roll ups as it started to get light and the city began to come alive with lights coming on and the traffic beginning to build.
The fog was swirling between the buildings and eventually began to clear enough to reveal a nice sky and this was the scene that presented itself when it was finally light enough to see some colour.
Superb morning with conditions I doubt I'll ever see again. Would I recommend it? Probably not as I was convinced I'd be confronted by security any minute.
Was it worth the risk? Absolutely, though it was wrong on so many levels....
HSS!
Joking Appie was the entertainer at Mommy Marian's birthday party.
He will stay for a while. Peter and Oleg are fond of him.
PETER:
Can you tell a joke Appie ??
APPIE:
Here it comes:
What would bears without bees? .......
Ears!
PETER and OLEG (Laugh out loud)
Haha !!! That's so funny !!
Another one!
APPIE:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ......
A gummy bear!
PETER Haha .... My stomach hurts with laughter. Another one!
APPIE:
No..enough for today!
OLEG:
Please Appie ...
One more!
APPIE:
The very last then
How do you start a teddy bear race ??
Ready, Teddy Go!
That's it for today
Peter and Oleg can't stop laughing
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I like to laugh, even with pictures. You don't have to die before you die.
J'aime rire, même avec des photos. Il ne faut pas pas mourir avant de mourir.
Bie (Thai) and Olivia (French) share a joke while we are on our urban walk. The thing I love about these walks is that we are joined by people from all across the globe and from all walks of life. We share a day or part of a day and bonds can be made very quickly because of our common interest
Just typical...spend a glorious week in Torridon searching for photo opportunities in fantastic conditions....get home and take the dog for a short walk and come across some fabulous drifts!
Porth Joke, known locally as Polly Joke, is a small cove nestled between Holywell and Crantock. Untouched by commercialism the beach is a stones throw from West Pentire.
Lying in the sun and telling sheep jokes. myfavoritesheep.blogspot.com/2011/03/so-sheep-walks-into-...
I was at the grocery store looking for unusual packaging ... Here what I found for the theme: unusual packaging. I did not buy it . Might be too spicy for me. This is just a little hiccup to my series of winter posts, I still have a few more pics of snow to share ...
A l'épicerie j'ai bienouvert les yeux à la recherche d'emballages insolites ... Voici ce que j'ai trouvé pour le thème de ce vendredi pour le groupe Looking close...on Friday.. Je ne l'ai pas acheté. Peut-être trop épicé pour moi. Et si vous suivez les photos sur ma galerie ... il me reste encore quelques photos de neige même si plusieurs ont plus envie de photos de printemps... Quant a moi je veux encore voir la neige ( sur la montagne) et l'herbe dans ma cour !
Sorry, computer joke. The little eyepiece in the center swivels to let the viewer line up horizon features in the Grand Canyon, and identify them by the names recorded on the brass plate. Or did, at one time in the old days, maybe.
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We had a look down to Porth Joke beach one evening. It was pre sunset and the tide was right out. The walk to the beach from the car park takes you passed some lovely wild flower meadows. Have seen some lovely images from other photographers of these flowers.
…also known as Poly Joke is nestled between Holywell bay & Crantock on the North Cornwall coast - nearly time for us to make our first trip to Cornwall this year. Great to have our stock of memories to remind us of the highlights and places to add to the itinerary that have not been on for a while - this was taken in 2016….
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Captured this in the garden many years ago thought it was a fun shot and might put a smile on some faces . Always reminds me of the slug and snail joke , A slug was mugged by a snail , latter on when being interviewed by the insect police the slug was asked if he would recognize his attacker , his reply , I don't think so it all happened so fast................... Well i thought it was funny.
So, yesterday afternoon, I was mindlessly playing with photos on the computer when I looked up to see that I had a visitor. Bunny Bun Bun's Grandbaby! Sitting not more than 4 feet away she began telling me what appeared to be a hilarious bunny joke. Then she hopped happily away, still chuckling. What was the joke you ask? I don't know, I don't speak bunny! ;)
Off on a big adventure to the coast with Anita and some other friends. Should be an interesting day.
''Well,... at least this one horse found my jokes funny and bemusing''... the other just walked off...!!!
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