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Cheese & fig jam crostini - a perfect snack.

For: "Smile on...Saturday!"

Theme:" Jam in vertical photo".

 

La confiture.

 

"La confiture ça dégouline

Ça coule coule sur les mains

Ça passe par les trous de la tartine

Pourquoi y a-t-il des trous dans le pain

Bien sûr on peut avec du beurre

Les trous on peut bien les boucher

Ça ne sert à rien c'est un leurre

Car ça coule par les côtés

Faudrait contrôler sa tartine

La tenir droite exactement

On la met en bouche elle s'incline

Ça coule irrémédiablement

Et ça vous coule dans la manche

Et ça vous longe le pourpoint

De l'avant-bras jusqu'à la hanche

Quand ça ne descend pas plus loin

Et quand ça coule pas ça tombe

Le pain s'écrase entre les doigts

Ça ricoche et puis ça retombe

Côté collant ça va de soi

Au moment de passer l'éponge

On en met plein ses vêtements

Plus on essuie plus on allonge

Plus on frotte et plus ça s'étend

C'est pour ça qu'y'en a qui préfèrent

Manger de la crème de marrons

Ça colle au pain c'est sans mystère

C'est plus commun mais ça tient bon

On fait l'école buissonnière

De retour on prend l'escabeau

On va tout droit vers l'étagère

Pourquoi tourner autour du pot

Qu'elle soit aux fraises à la rhubarbe

On l'ingurgite goulûment

La confiture on la chaparde

On l'aime clandestinement

Puis un jour on est bien en place

On mène la vie de château

Dans les avions dans les palaces

On vous porte sur un plateau

La confiture qui dégouline

Qui coule coule sur les mains

Qui passe par les trous de la tartine

Pourquoi y a-t-il des trous dans le pain

Bien sûr on peut avec du beurre

Les trous on peut bien les boucher

Ça ne sert à rien c'est un leurre

Car ça coule par les côtés...3

 

Les frères Jacques.

 

Jam always is dripping [15s]

It flows and flows on your hands

It goes through the holes in the toast

Why are there holes in bread?

 

Of course, you can, with butter, [28s]

The holes they can be plugged

It's useless, it's a trap,

'Cause it then flows from the sides

 

You'd have to control your toast [41s]

Hold it perfectly straight

You put it in your mouth, it tilts!

It drips irreparably

 

And then it runs down your sleeve [53s]

And then it goes along your torso

From the forearm to the hip

When it doesn't go further than that

 

And when it doesn't drip, it falls [1m05s]

The bread is crushed between the fingers

It ricochets and then it falls

On the sticky side, it goes without saying

 

You try to clean it with a sponge [1m18]

You put it all over your clothes

The more you wipe, the more it stretches

The more you rub, the more it spreads

 

So that's why there are those that prefer [1m31]

Eating some chestnut purée

It sticks to bread, there's no mystery

It's more common but it holds true

 

You're skipping school [1m43]

When you're back, you take the stepladder

You beeline straight to the shelf

Why beat around the bush?

 

Whether it's flavored with strawberry or rhubarb [1m55]

We swallow it greedily

Jam gets pilfered

You love it clandestinely

 

Then one day your life is made [2m08]

You live your life in a castle,

In airplanes, in palaces,

Someone brings you on a platter...

 

The jam that's dripping [2m20]

That flows and flows on your hands

Which goes through the holes in the toast

Why are there holes in bread?

 

Of course, you can, with butter, [2m32]

The holes they can be plugged

It's useless, it's a trap,

'Cause it then flows from the sides...

 

(And it's sticky! so sticky!)

 

Un grand merci pour vos favoris, commentaires et encouragements toujours très appréciés.

 

Thank you very much appreciated favorites and comments.

For Smile on Saturday

Theme: Jam in Vertical Photo

It is interesting that this brand of Blueberry conserve (more fruit and less sugar than true Jams) comes all the way from France. It just shows that one needs to read the labels. But given the Blueberry farms are just up the road from where I bought this, it is surprising its not Australian. Such is the state of the global economy!

But I do like this brand and am just about to open it! HSoS :))

Once it's jam it can't be strawberries anymore.

(Marily Wallace)

 

Smile on Saturday! :-) - Jam in Vertical Photo

(photo by Freya, edit by me)

 

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Thanks for ypur faves, comments and views ! Happy Saturday!

Theme for Saturday Sept. 2, 2023.

Saskatoon jam on toast.

Smile on Saturday theme: Jam in vertical photo

 

Thanks to everyone who took the time to view, comment, and fave my photo. It’s really appreciated. 😊

from a Joker supermarket for Smile on Saturday ;-)

 

(in realtà sono io che ho messo un calzino sul barattolo approfittando del fatto che il supermercato era deserto)

 

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"smile on saturday" and "jam in vertical photo".

Homemade pancakes with homemade blackberry jam.

(Explore 1. 9. 2023 # 197)

Sweety posiert freundlicherweise und ganz uneigennützig für

Smile on Saturday: JAM IN VERTICAL PHOTO

Die niederösterreichische Wachau ist berühmt für ihre Marillen, aus denen verschiedenste Produkte hergestellt werden, wie auch die wunderbare Marillenmarmelade !!

 

Sweety kindly and quite selflessly poses for

Smile on Saturday: JAM IN VERTICAL PHOTO

The Wachau region of Lower Austria is famous for its apricots, from which a wide variety of products are made, including the wonderful apricot jam !!

For Smile on Saturday! :-)

The theme this week is 'Jam in vertical photo'

 

~~~ Thank you all for viewing, kind comments, favs and awards - much appreciated! ~~~

It was so much fun dancing to this song when I was young!

 

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Trader Joe's Apple Cider Jam on toasted Trader Joe's Streusel Bread.

Next Saturday's theme, on September 2, is "JAM IN VERTICAL PHOTO".

For Smile on Saturday "Jam in Vertical Photo" theme

I had this silver jam jar lid engraved a couple of years ago in memory of my mother (see here)

 

The Smile on Saturday group has chosen Jam in vertical photo for today's challenge.

 

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Theme : "JAM IN VERTICAL PHOTO"

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