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1. white box 1, 2. white box 6, 3. Popsicles before dinner., 4. Happiness., 5. Grocery store hopscotch., 6. Home from my little dancers first recital. So hilarious., 7. Shower art., 8. My view through her "binoculars." #nofilter, 9. My reward for cleaning out the bottom of my oven and pulling it out to washing floor under it., 10. Sometimes she takes her dads side for dinner. I will not be joining them. #hotdogsarentrealfood #unlessyoureatabaseballgame, 11. Pizza night. Good idea Dad., 12. Giving bones to the baby cow. Actually, she was really sweet. The cow kept licking her hand, like a big giant puppy. :) #latergram, 13. She thinks she's sooooooo funny., 14. Date Night!!, 15. Just reading mom. Also, bad news on this lovely mustard velvet couch... It is too long to fit in our house without all kids of awkward. Like, ALL kinds of awkwardness. It is 105" long. Our current couch is only 85" long. I'm not sure what I am going to do, 16. "Mom, I am just dressed up like a winner and here's my ticket so I can go to the winner stand." You should see the "winner things" she made her dad wear...#icantmakethisstuffup, 17. Just going to class NBD. #provolibrary, 18. Lunch. I feel like a three year old is in charge here... #fingerfood, 19. She is 2 gallon sized. Been sitting in this box eating snacks for 20 minutes. Ha!, 20. Stomping in puddles. I don't know what I'll do when she grows out of these boots..., 21. Picnic dinner at the park. #summer, 22. She loves riding with my twin sister and her sweet hubby. I think they took 4 trips around the parking lot., 23. I finally went back to sleep at 6:20 this am, and this little sweetheart cane running in at 6:34 wondering if I would read her a story. How can you say no to this face. :), 24. Me: Sweetheart, your bath is cold. Her: shhhhhhhhhhh you'll wake up the alligators., 25. Log jumping. :), 26. Preschool program. She is bowing after every song. #thatsmygirl, 27. Happy Mail! Thank you Rachel :) @smileandwave, 28. Blue balloon day 30. THIRTY! Just in the last 4 hours it has started to sink. I bet if I trim off a little of the string it will go back up to the ceiling., 29. It's pretty tonight. #Utah, 30. Thank you California for growing beautiful watermelons. #summer, 31. "C'mon Dad, we are goin' to that library book place." She literally dragged him to the doors., 32. Today's treasures. Yessssssss!, 33. Babysitting. Soooooo glad Scott came home from work at lunch to help me with these two sweeties. #twins34. Not available35. Not available
1. Roasted turkey and spinach quesadilla. Lazy dinner., 2. Out for an evening roll., 3. Labor Day labors. :), 4. First day back at dance class. #tinydancer, 5. Lunch with friends today. And this salad was A. Maze. Ing!, 6. "Mom! I am ready for school! I rolled my socks down so my legs won't get hot..." #imlettingher #icantmakethisstuffup, 7. Very grainy, but I started sewing this quilt top at 6:00 tonight and finished before 11pm! Yes!! (it's for my mom for her birthday :), 8. Warm from the oven. I'm a gonna eat 'em all myself., 9. Leftovers. The very best kind., 10. Painting. #happiness, 11. I was hoping to get this quilt top done before I went to bed, but some unexpectedly rough mothering took a lot of time and energy today. Sigh. I'm calling "almost-half-done" good enough for now and I will probably eat the last slice of cake before I go to, 12. Pretending the ig filter is hiding the dark circles under my eyes... #motherhood, 13. Love them., 14. This weekend. Love!, 15. Don't judge. This was totally how I ate my breakfast. Everyone else ate theirs off a plate, but I was cold ad the hot/warm pan was lovely on my lap. :) #justgothomefromthemountaingram #camping #breakfast, 16. Bind. Wash. Dry. Snuggle up with a new quilt. A good day indeed., 17. I just finished folding and restacking my vintage sheet collection. They make me so happy., 18. Dance class today., 19. Birthday Cake. Always a good idea., 20. Helping me pick raspberries. LOVE!, 21. 5:08am. I haven't gone to bed yet, but a homemade spinach and cheese quiche is ready to go in the oven. #fallallergiesmakemecrazy #truestory, 22. Just spent another wonderful weekend up in the mountains with these two. We could co camping every week and not get sick of it. #latergram, 23. My three year old might be a painting prodigy... Our first experience with acrylics has me shocked and amazed!!, 24. She has been painting on the dining room table for an hour. And when she ran out of room (she has 20 pages spread out to dry) she very quietly moved all her things to the floor so she could keep painting. #lovehersomuch, 25. PB+honey and banana milkshake, with a few pb chips and a sprinkle of cinnamon. So. Good. Thanks for the recipe @elsiecake and @emmaredvelvet this is a new favorite!!, 26. Stopped at a new little store today. So. Cute. #harmony #latergram, 27. Yesterday I picked a 2 gallon bucket full of raspberries. Today I am making pie and my moms plumberry jam. Yummy., 28. Date night. Sometimes all i really want is a big basket of smokin' hot fries., 29. Scott made delicious chicken tacos tonight. Soo good. But I wish I wasn't out of tomatoes. :( 30. #latergram From this morning, me and my twin sister (and her hubby) with my dad after his last live TV and radio broadcast. The Mormon Tabernacle choir has been performing every Sunday morning for 84 years.
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