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1. white box 1, 2. white box 6, 3. Popsicles before dinner., 4. Happiness., 5. Grocery store hopscotch., 6. Home from my little dancers first recital. So hilarious., 7. Shower art., 8. My view through her "binoculars." #nofilter, 9. My reward for cleaning out the bottom of my oven and pulling it out to washing floor under it., 10. Sometimes she takes her dads side for dinner. I will not be joining them. #hotdogsarentrealfood #unlessyoureatabaseballgame, 11. Pizza night. Good idea Dad., 12. Giving bones to the baby cow. Actually, she was really sweet. The cow kept licking her hand, like a big giant puppy. :) #latergram, 13. She thinks she's sooooooo funny., 14. Date Night!!, 15. Just reading mom. Also, bad news on this lovely mustard velvet couch... It is too long to fit in our house without all kids of awkward. Like, ALL kinds of awkwardness. It is 105" long. Our current couch is only 85" long. I'm not sure what I am going to do, 16. "Mom, I am just dressed up like a winner and here's my ticket so I can go to the winner stand." You should see the "winner things" she made her dad wear...#icantmakethisstuffup, 17. Just going to class NBD. #provolibrary, 18. Lunch. I feel like a three year old is in charge here... #fingerfood, 19. She is 2 gallon sized. Been sitting in this box eating snacks for 20 minutes. Ha!, 20. Stomping in puddles. I don't know what I'll do when she grows out of these boots..., 21. Picnic dinner at the park. #summer, 22. She loves riding with my twin sister and her sweet hubby. I think they took 4 trips around the parking lot., 23. I finally went back to sleep at 6:20 this am, and this little sweetheart cane running in at 6:34 wondering if I would read her a story. How can you say no to this face. :), 24. Me: Sweetheart, your bath is cold. Her: shhhhhhhhhhh you'll wake up the alligators., 25. Log jumping. :), 26. Preschool program. She is bowing after every song. #thatsmygirl, 27. Happy Mail! Thank you Rachel :) @smileandwave, 28. Blue balloon day 30. THIRTY! Just in the last 4 hours it has started to sink. I bet if I trim off a little of the string it will go back up to the ceiling., 29. It's pretty tonight. #Utah, 30. Thank you California for growing beautiful watermelons. #summer, 31. "C'mon Dad, we are goin' to that library book place." She literally dragged him to the doors., 32. Today's treasures. Yessssssss!, 33. Babysitting. Soooooo glad Scott came home from work at lunch to help me with these two sweeties. #twins34. Not available35. Not available

Hey night owls, I’m an “#APlusPanel” #Contributor on Chasing News with my #TVHusband Bob Bianchi and host Bill Spadea and it’s on and poppin again tonight. Ok, are we really doing a segment on #OscarMayer officially naming the hotdog, a sandwich?? #ICantMakeThisStuffUp!! For that topic and more, tune in TONIGHT - Friday, November 2, 2018 @ 11:00p My9nj; Rebroadcast @ 1:30am FOX 5 / Fox5NY.com; and @ 3:30am FOX 29 Philly. As always, my face was #SnatchedToTheGods by celebrity make-up artist Tanika Green. #IKeepsTheCameraHot!! 🎥#LisaDurdenTVPersonality!!

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So the guy in front of me tells the cashier that everytime he comes in to Panera he has them put a dead celebrity's name for his order! The dead celebrity du jour is Amy Winehouse! People's faces when they called the name out = #priceless #icantmakethisstuffup