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Puns leave me numb, mathematical puns leave me number.
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Angry Uncle Maero let the Girl Guides know that he wasn't interested in any cookies or anything else they were coming to the door for. Photo taken in 2017..
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My sense of humour again …….
I saw this notice in the ladies’ loo of a café where Steve and I were having a cuppa.
I must say I giggled a lot.
I had to go back out to the table, grab my camera and go back in again to take this shot.
If it’s ‘white’ and not ‘blue’ -
Will it still clog the loo ??????
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À Saint-Clément, les pompiers ne sont vraiment pas loin ! En effet, la caserne des pompiers se trouve juste à côté de l'église.
Understanding a Yorkshireman
A farmer in Yorkshire spots a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts,
“Ey up cock! Tha’ dun’ wanna be drinkin’ watta frum thar, it’s full o’ hoss piss an’ cow shite”.
The bloke says, “Excuse me? I’m from London, can you speak a bit slower, pleaser?”
The farmer replies, “Ow, ay. If - you - use - two - hands - you - won’t - spill - any”!!!
Ceci n’est pas un pigeon normal ,mais mon pigeon/ kangourou avec ses 2 bébés dans sa poche ,un des deux sort sa petite tête, , on voit son petit oeil …
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The samples are typical of the work “Cleeve Press” produces, these cards are sold folded,
in retail packs, with one envelope for £2.50.
The main sales outlets are independent retailers and sales by
“Cleeve Press” at book and craft fairs.
Not all of the “in-print” designs are shown on this page (January 2014) and
new work will be produced during the coming year.
......Je serais la poubelle pour aller danser !
Voix off : C'est ça Patrick, fais toi plaisir lâche toi !!
Soldier is an in-house monthly magazine produced and published by the MOD. It was founded in March 1945, in Brussels, a morale boosting idea of Field Marshal Montgomery. Until 1997, it was a fortnightly publication.
The L1A1 Self Loading Rifle, or SLR, was being introduced into service at this time, to replace the Lee-Enfield .303.
This book of cartoons from the magazine, was produced in 1960 when National Service was still in force.