What happens when Gotham’s richest man goes all in on crypto… and loses it all?

In this one-minute story, Batman opens up about the day he went from billionaire playboy to broke vigilante—living in his car, eating noodles off the engine, and still patrolling Gotham with what little gas money he has left.

This is the untold story of how BatCoin crashed, Wayne Enterprises fell, and Alfred said “I’m out.”

But even without a Batcave or a butler, one thing remains true:

Batman never quits.

Hear Bruce Wayne’s personal story of financial ruin

🚗 Find out how he survives car life

💸 Laugh, cry, and maybe think twice before buying crypto

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like when a superhero goes broke—this is the video for you.

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Batman used to be a billionaire… until child support hit.

Now he's living in his car (a.k.a. the Batmobile) trying to make it through Gotham one parking lot at a time.

In this hilarious twist on the Dark Knight’s legacy, Batman breaks down how raising Damian Wayne, Helena Wayne, Huntress, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Stephanie Brown led to financial ruin. Too many sidekicks, too many timelines, and way too much child support.

Discover how the Batcave got foreclosed

🚗 Tour Batman’s new “BatVan” lifestyle

💸 Learn the true cost of raising Robins

Whether you're a fan of Batman, van life, or just need a laugh — this is the most broke billionaire superhero story you’ll ever hear.

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