Seems there were a lot of them.

Robert Anton Wilson

Prompt: An anthropomorphic tree spirit, with stout trunk legs, and branches for arms, more branches from the top of his head. He battles with a warrior throwing him into the air. With highly detailed dynamic action, the setting is in the humid rainforest with heavy underbrush at the twilight cinematic render.

The beauticians at the Lone Pine Retirement Home were becoming a bit put out by the young women coming in to get their hair done at the very low prices they charged.

So many had started coming in that their regular customers were having trouble getting an appointment.

So, Edna, Alice, Bettie, Mary, Ginnie, and Peggy decided to play a trick on some of the young ladies, giving them makeovers and dye jobs in the style of the ladies for whom their services were intended.

White neurons

What everyone really feared about the pirate known as Cashmere Fred wasn't his bloodthirsty pirate raids; it was the danger that, at any moment, he might feel the need to launch into one of his solos on his self-built combination trumpet, harmonica, and kazoo. Those were really painful.

White neurons

The beauticians at the Lone Pine Retirement Home were becoming a bit put out by the young women coming in to get their hair done at the very low prices they charged.

So many had started coming in that their regular customers were having trouble getting an appointment.

So, Edna, Alice, Bettie, Mary, Ginnie, and Peggy decided to play a trick on some of the young ladies, giving them makeovers and dye jobs in the style of the ladies for whom their services were intended.