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Aunt Lucy has a fortune and plans to leave it to just one of her relations; she just doesn’t know which one yet.
Her 23-year-old nephew James has found a way to get into her good graces.
Move in with her for a year, be the dutiful, helpful nephew, and, and here is the big catch, submit to Aunt Lucy’s hobby of total head-to-toe makeovers.
She’s been doing this for decades. The problem is, she’s only practiced her skills on women, and well, you know. Habit, muscle memory, she’s just daffy that way, and…
To make this, I went to a random word generator and asked for three words.
In this case, the words that came up were.
Novocaine, Wash, & Alabama
This is what those words produced.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
Halted, he peered down the dark, winding stairs and called out coarsely:
First lines from Ulysses by James Joyce, 1922