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Jul 7 2021
5318008
I just realized I'm in the last generation that will get this joke.
For WH: Letters, Numbers, Symbols
A juvenile copycat of our George today.
Ahhh! I took this early this morning but didn't post it to the group until late tonight. Now I see Rob has had the same idea. Oh well!
boobies! Visit my blog to download free pattern myhidingplaceincyberspace.blogspot.com/2011/08/calculatio...
Maths was never really Stew's strong point but he still remembers what 5318008 spells when viewed on an upside down calculator.
At the Three Rivers Venture Fair in Pittsburgh, WoW! Power demonstrated RF power distribution to consumer electronics.
Everything on the table – from Xmas ornaments to battery rechargers to wireless keyboards – receives its power from the RF antenna on the left.
Power transmission drops with distance squared, so the challenge is to find the killer apps for short distances, where wires are a hassle. Wireless desktop devices and Xmas tree ornaments are good examples...
I suggested that they should discreetly recharge JimmyJane devices in the bedroom.
;-)
This number is 'calculator-speak' (type the number in the calculator and turn it upside-down) for the word 'boobless'.
Its probably the most well known phrase typable in a basic calculator.
Other words include:
5318008 (Boobies)
58008 (Boobs)
77345 (Shell)
710.77345 (Shell.oil)
and bringing things into this century...
376006 (Google)
As you can see this calculator can also be used for producing flexible pricing - LOL! (707).
I typed 5318008 into CalcBot just for old time laughs and, lo and behold, those smart jokers knew someone would do it!
It also works with 8008, 58008, and 318008.
If you have a few dollars to spare and a touch of business saavy, this will be just for you. A phone sex line for geeks. The phone number: 531-8008. Godspeed, dear readers.
May 7 2025
Chucklelator
I could have just written 5318008 like usual, but I decided to go with some more sophisticated humor.
For WH: Calculators
Having not gotten the joke, Tom was lost-for-words and said nothing.
Only then was the realization that the punchline for the digital calculator was lost in translation.
Sat at work working some sums and this came up in conversation. all concur this was a highlight of Mathematics lessons.
Some days I'm a 40 year old crone, some days I'm an 8 year old boy. Guess which one won out today!
For Project 365.
At some point in your life, at least one of the subjects you sucked at in school will become a necessity in the quest to *PAY YOUR MORTGAGE*.
Law #22a: When you're a kid, the coolest thing you can do with a calculator is spell things like 07734 (hello) upside down and backwards.
Law #22b: If you're a boy, after hello, instantly remembering you can spell 5318008 (boobies) upside down and backwards on a calculator is something you realize you haven't forgotten after 25+ years. Hmpf... Go figure. ;-P
Submitted, with story, for the April 2007 Monthly Scavenger Hunt.
To set it up a little bit, Heather has just spent a couple hours having elastics whipped at her by her boss - Gary - and her co-worker - Jeanine. After about 10 minutes, it stopped being fun on Heather's end, so she was understandably grumpy although the storm had ended...
Scene: INT. Arctic Star Printing, mid-afternoon, rainy.
HEATHER is sitting at her computer, ignoring JEANINE. JEANINE is sitting on the ledge behind HEATHER's desk with something in her hand.
Jeanine: Heather. Hey. Hey, look.
Heather: (ignores Jeanine.)
Jeanine: Look. Look at this. Hey, look.
Heather: Go away. Go do work or something.
Jeanine: No, look. Look at this.
Heather: (cringing and twitchy expecting an elastic in the lip when she turns around) Fine, wh-
Jeanine: Look, BOOBIES!
Heather: (laughs)
--End scene--