lizard of suburbia

Being the reminder that the great outdoors, if it is to remain great, needs to be rid of lawnmowers. And morons from HOAs with stupid little rule books. And St. Augustine's grass. And whatever else doesn't grow without copious amounts of piped water, too-expensive chemicals, constant attention, and whatever else kind of work that is generally just a nuisance.

Go for the darwinian gardening, dude: if it couldn't make it just on what it gets from sun and dirt and sky, it shouldn't have been there in the first place.