I've been "tagged"

Apparently this is something the kids are doing to keep busy. Ok, here goes:

 

1. My husband and I bless each other when we sneeze, burp, or fart.

 

2. My brother Jim and I used to recite the "pronoun trouble" speech from the Warner Brothers cartoon "Rabbit Seasoning" at the dinner table.

 

3. One of my favorite things is duck butt.

 

4. When I was unemployed for two months, I watched Blues Clues. A lot.

 

5. For five years it was my job to prank call companies in order to get the names of their employees.

 

5. I love fart jokes.

 

6. If I ever got a tattoo, it would be Max from the Sam and Max comic books.

 

7. My husband and I met in a chat room called #starbug about the show Red Dwarf.

 

8. They Might Be Giants is a third of my iPhone's playlist.

 

9. Toejam and Earl is still my favorite video game.

 

10. I have an irrational fear of heights, even if I'm only on a really steep hill.

 

11. On a typical work day I have a five espresso Americano.

 

12. Besides Robot Chicken, Adult Swim shows just make me feel old and confused.

 

13. I'm superstitious about the number 13.

 

14. I always carry a book with me.

 

15. I love candy corn and peanuts.

 

16. I'm a sucker for a "And by ____ I mean _____." joke.

Done