BOGO on the Death Star

While watching Palpatine’s nephew who is away on business, Stormtrooper Bruce makes a big mistake he might soon regret. Taking a little nap.

 

 

STB: Shut the escape hatches, WHAT is all this? Don Juan, what have you done?

 

Don Juan: Unka Dude, isn’t it obvious? Just think about it.

 

STB: Little dude, don’t you sass back at me. I didn’t ask you a question because I like to hear myself talk.

 

Don Juan: You’re crabby when you wake up. You probably shouldn’t nap in the daytime. But to answer your question… I’m a chick magnet. Get it? It’s so obvious even a … um, never mind.

 

STB: Good idea not finishing that last sentence. Where did all these chicks come from?

 

Don Juan: I ordered them when we were at the gift store in the Death Star Petting Zoo. They came while you were napping.

 

STB: Guess that’s what I get for napping instead of ... Wait a second. You ordered them? How! With who’s credits?

 

Don Juan: Unka Pappy’s of course. He said I could have anything I wanted while I was on board. And don’t worry, they were one sale.

 

STB: On sale doesn’t mean you can buy 20 little stuffed chicks. Even if they are cute as buttons.

 

Don Juan: Oh, I only bought 10. It was a BOGO sale. I’m keeping one and giving the rest away.

 

STB: And what does that mean? I thought a BOGO was some creepy, scary creature your uncle keeps down on the lower levels of the DSPZ.

 

Don Juan: Really? Do I have to explain everything to you?

 

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Just a little bit of early Easter silliness. Happy Easter to all who celebrate.

 

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Explore: 4-15-17, #212

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