Wondermonkey2k
Jailbreak (175/365)
Often times my Bartles & Jaymes drinking binges don't end well. After the last one, I somehow concocted a plan to frame Douglas Bubble-Trousers for murder. I'm not sure why I did it, but I really think it may have been the 47 wine coolers that we had together. Either way, he was arrested, tried and (unfortunately) only found guilty of attempted homicide. I told him I'd visit him in prison, but as it turns out, none of that ever happened.
I just put him under a bucket and stuck a big ol rock on top and told him, (loudly, according to my wife) to think about what he had done. With the help of a few other woodland creatures, he managed to escape. This is him right before he gave me the finger.
Oh DBT, how I love you.
May 24, 2009
Jailbreak (175/365)
Often times my Bartles & Jaymes drinking binges don't end well. After the last one, I somehow concocted a plan to frame Douglas Bubble-Trousers for murder. I'm not sure why I did it, but I really think it may have been the 47 wine coolers that we had together. Either way, he was arrested, tried and (unfortunately) only found guilty of attempted homicide. I told him I'd visit him in prison, but as it turns out, none of that ever happened.
I just put him under a bucket and stuck a big ol rock on top and told him, (loudly, according to my wife) to think about what he had done. With the help of a few other woodland creatures, he managed to escape. This is him right before he gave me the finger.
Oh DBT, how I love you.
May 24, 2009