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Be an old-time side show barker

Read this out lout - with feeling!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Boys and Girls!

Gather down

Gather 'round.

Step in closer to the massive platform stage for a free sample, a free look and free preview of the greatest Circus Side Show on earth!

A Congress of curiosities! A Cavalcade of Wonders! Freaks! Oddities and Strange Curiosities from the far flung corners of the Earth! All gathered together under this enormous tent for your entertainment, edification and education.

They are Alive and they will talk to you. People so deformed and mysterious as to define all laws of God and Nature. People so unusual and bizarre, but with intelligence to match your own! The Miracles and Mistakes of Nature! All Here! All Alive!

Behold the Billowing Banners on the left and right of this stage. The wonders portrayer in fantastic artistically painted panoramas present you with only a glimpse of the spectacle within!!

Fat Women, Thin Men, Fire Proof Salamander Men from Hell! Double bodied wonders. Multi-limbed "monsterosities". The strange- the odd- the bizarre!

Alive!

Get your tickets no! It's SHOW TIME!

Don't wait a moment longer!

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