women at work

word of the day: landing strip

 

women outnumber men 14-3 in my office. it makes for interesting discussions. here's a conversation while having a few beers with them last night...

 

co-worker: the new avon hair remover works real well. we tested it on mike. (grabs mike's arm to reveal a large bald spot)

 

director: did you test it on yourself yet?

 

co-worker: i don't have anything under my arms so i tested it down there...

 

me: geez! the mental pic is grossing me out!

 

co-worker: shut up! i left a landing strip!

 

me: does it have an arrow?

 

director: how 'bout lights?

 

(co-worker)

Done