LEGO Classic Castle: Queen Esmeralda’s giveaway to the poor and needy townsfolk of the capital city at town square in the Kingdom featuring characters such as prince Albert and the F-E (Afol Moc palace knight toy story saga vignette medieval city) toy ho
During the what is later known as the “Golden age” of the alliance Kingdoms their benevolent dictator Queen Esmeralda tried to democratize her Kingdom and increase wealth and knowledge among the common people of all classes, this was even resisted by most of the poorest citizens, as some would say: “it is the good lords will that I am poor, if our good lord would want me to be wealthy I would have been born a lord and if he wanted me to be clever then I would have been born a monk scribe, to change that would be to go against our good lord's will!”
One day Queen Esmeralda had a great idea, after breakfast talk to her beloved Prince consort a foreign-born and good hearted drunk.
He had mentioned a custom at his homeland called: Sparmüll where people would put out no-longer-in use discarded objects, items and furniture on the street…
The Queen rose up and said: Berty what a wonderful idea!!!
We have far too much and many furniture and tit and tat in this palace! We are gonna do our own “Spaurmoll”!!!
Iffy Puff, her favorite pet dog agreed and immediately brought her a juicy bone to give away, he had plenty!!!
The Queen organized the palace guards in both spreading the word among the townsfolk and clearing the palace of excess bling, tools and luxurious furniture…
Her idea was that the poorest citizens would get their first pick and then the second poorest and so on…
Let us listen to a snippet of the conversation that day to our own amusement and joy!
- (Esmeralda): Oh Berty I could kiss you on that cute “pfnak” for coming up wonderful idea, you are such a cute little “kraut” I love you despite all of your little quirky shortcomings, talking about that, thank you for staying somewhat sober today, we wouldn’t want a scandal like when you streaked through the crowd on my easter speech screamin: “ich bin die kleine Königin mit eine kleiner prinz (hiccups)!!!”
- (Albert) Oh mein liebe Effie, don’t remind me about zatt inzident!!! I could hardenly zu my wein-inn go with a straight face for a woche! I had to have a mask on mein face looken like the gast-fantom of the oper! Yes I am *hiccups* very happy that unser old tradition is coming to a use heir in my New fatherland!!!
Now one of the palace guards called the first citizen in the small crowd of claimants of the handout.
- (Palace guard) step forwards chief mage, scientist and wizard of the kingdom!
- (Esmeralda) But dear Mage, are you not poor?
- (Mage) It depends your majesty, if you count my worldly belongings and deduct the amount of gold I owe a multitude of entities, I calculate that I am in debt of approximately 33 billion gold pieces raised by a cumulated…
The Queen interrupts the mage before he could finish his eternal calculation…
- (Queen) Very well you senile old fool, you might pick one item…
- (Palace guard) step forward official fool and Jester of the palace!
- (Esmeralda) oh are you that poor, are we not paying you enough for you stand-up routines?
- (Jester) No Ma’am! I am contempt with my pay! I complaint not your Royal highness!!! I just wondered if there is a piece of the former king's undergarments among the palace rubbish pile, I miss him so much after he got all religious and so!!!
- (Palace guard) step forwards Lady Marie-Henrietta Von Coburta-sachse and Lischtenfurst of the feodal principality of Isenkram!
- (Esmeralda) But Madam! You cannot fool me. You are definitely not poor. Your husband owns the second largest feodal earlship in the kingdom???
- (Maria-Henrietta) my Dear beloved Lady, my beloved monarch, I might be in possession of great wealth but as you said compared to the wealthiest I am but only a rat gnawing on breadcrumbs! I thought that I saw some old books over there, perhaps there will be proof that my family owns more land???
- (Palace guard) step forwards War-Dove rider of the american plains and hunter of buffaloes!
- (Esmeralda) Finally one who owns little, an immigrant from a huge land of plains, Please help yourself to some of my belongings…
- (War-Dove) Ugh Madam! Actually my dear beloved benevolent dictator and fellow human sister… I am rather rich I have what I need, I hunt it with my bow, you know I studied hunter-knowledge at Princeton before the Orange abominal sasquatch raised it, but my Lady I am homesick, This land has few buffalos no ears of maize and to find a turkey here is as hard finding a turkey in Turkey, there is only one ma’am and that is visir himself, eh my lady that was a joke. But honestly might there be an unused ticket to my native America among your belongings???
- (Palace guard) step forwards chief ichylog and Hybrid Fish/human without a given name!
- (Esmeralda) Dear Eastern Fisherman, what may I grant you?
- (Fish-Emperor) Esmelalda my loyal majesty! Could you glant me a Fiiish of the species that is clad in husky almol on its body has? one of them those that have pinchel claws as alms?
- (Esmeralda) Well deal fishelman, eh I mean dear fisherman I think I saw one a husk of a crab, but if you want fish meat it is just a husk, but it is yours!
- (Fish-Emperor) Well Queeny-lady, that is just what me wants, you westeln loundeyes don’t understand fisssch! We easteln know bettel! i just the Husk need, I will put felmented helling in to it to sell as delicious delicacy, now give me clab-fiissch!!!
- (Palace guard) step forwards Aspenwillow subcommander of the commune of the peoples peoples cooperate republic!
- (Esmeralda) Oh You??? i thought you were well-off enough feasting on the fruit of your peoples hard work and claiming the cream since you claim that your superior mind needs it to guide your oppressed proletariat in the right direction… your expanding belly doesn’t display signs of dire times???
- (Aspenwillow) oh Ma’am your faith in our great Saint Marx is weak… I have taken this heavy baldrick to my shoulders only because I want to carry it for the poor abused, dirty, ignorant peasants to spare their simple mind the burden of thinking. I don’t drink expensive wine and eat luxury pastries for my own joy and winning. My superior mind needs nurturing and expensive food so my mind stays healthy and strong! I would if I could work on the fields, down the mines and at the styes if I only could. I love to work hard, but faith has chosen me to be burdened by doing all my work with my mind… Oh I think I saw a crate of vintage franconian wines over there, could I help myself?
By now Esmeralda had enough, she was feeling quite noxious and ill!!!
She said to her consort and beloved prince:
Albert, will you carry on, and please drink freely, get pissed in an English way!!!I will be at the palace eating away my sorrows!!!
LEGO Classic Castle: Queen Esmeralda’s giveaway to the poor and needy townsfolk of the capital city at town square in the Kingdom featuring characters such as prince Albert and the F-E (Afol Moc palace knight toy story saga vignette medieval city) toy ho
During the what is later known as the “Golden age” of the alliance Kingdoms their benevolent dictator Queen Esmeralda tried to democratize her Kingdom and increase wealth and knowledge among the common people of all classes, this was even resisted by most of the poorest citizens, as some would say: “it is the good lords will that I am poor, if our good lord would want me to be wealthy I would have been born a lord and if he wanted me to be clever then I would have been born a monk scribe, to change that would be to go against our good lord's will!”
One day Queen Esmeralda had a great idea, after breakfast talk to her beloved Prince consort a foreign-born and good hearted drunk.
He had mentioned a custom at his homeland called: Sparmüll where people would put out no-longer-in use discarded objects, items and furniture on the street…
The Queen rose up and said: Berty what a wonderful idea!!!
We have far too much and many furniture and tit and tat in this palace! We are gonna do our own “Spaurmoll”!!!
Iffy Puff, her favorite pet dog agreed and immediately brought her a juicy bone to give away, he had plenty!!!
The Queen organized the palace guards in both spreading the word among the townsfolk and clearing the palace of excess bling, tools and luxurious furniture…
Her idea was that the poorest citizens would get their first pick and then the second poorest and so on…
Let us listen to a snippet of the conversation that day to our own amusement and joy!
- (Esmeralda): Oh Berty I could kiss you on that cute “pfnak” for coming up wonderful idea, you are such a cute little “kraut” I love you despite all of your little quirky shortcomings, talking about that, thank you for staying somewhat sober today, we wouldn’t want a scandal like when you streaked through the crowd on my easter speech screamin: “ich bin die kleine Königin mit eine kleiner prinz (hiccups)!!!”
- (Albert) Oh mein liebe Effie, don’t remind me about zatt inzident!!! I could hardenly zu my wein-inn go with a straight face for a woche! I had to have a mask on mein face looken like the gast-fantom of the oper! Yes I am *hiccups* very happy that unser old tradition is coming to a use heir in my New fatherland!!!
Now one of the palace guards called the first citizen in the small crowd of claimants of the handout.
- (Palace guard) step forwards chief mage, scientist and wizard of the kingdom!
- (Esmeralda) But dear Mage, are you not poor?
- (Mage) It depends your majesty, if you count my worldly belongings and deduct the amount of gold I owe a multitude of entities, I calculate that I am in debt of approximately 33 billion gold pieces raised by a cumulated…
The Queen interrupts the mage before he could finish his eternal calculation…
- (Queen) Very well you senile old fool, you might pick one item…
- (Palace guard) step forward official fool and Jester of the palace!
- (Esmeralda) oh are you that poor, are we not paying you enough for you stand-up routines?
- (Jester) No Ma’am! I am contempt with my pay! I complaint not your Royal highness!!! I just wondered if there is a piece of the former king's undergarments among the palace rubbish pile, I miss him so much after he got all religious and so!!!
- (Palace guard) step forwards Lady Marie-Henrietta Von Coburta-sachse and Lischtenfurst of the feodal principality of Isenkram!
- (Esmeralda) But Madam! You cannot fool me. You are definitely not poor. Your husband owns the second largest feodal earlship in the kingdom???
- (Maria-Henrietta) my Dear beloved Lady, my beloved monarch, I might be in possession of great wealth but as you said compared to the wealthiest I am but only a rat gnawing on breadcrumbs! I thought that I saw some old books over there, perhaps there will be proof that my family owns more land???
- (Palace guard) step forwards War-Dove rider of the american plains and hunter of buffaloes!
- (Esmeralda) Finally one who owns little, an immigrant from a huge land of plains, Please help yourself to some of my belongings…
- (War-Dove) Ugh Madam! Actually my dear beloved benevolent dictator and fellow human sister… I am rather rich I have what I need, I hunt it with my bow, you know I studied hunter-knowledge at Princeton before the Orange abominal sasquatch raised it, but my Lady I am homesick, This land has few buffalos no ears of maize and to find a turkey here is as hard finding a turkey in Turkey, there is only one ma’am and that is visir himself, eh my lady that was a joke. But honestly might there be an unused ticket to my native America among your belongings???
- (Palace guard) step forwards chief ichylog and Hybrid Fish/human without a given name!
- (Esmeralda) Dear Eastern Fisherman, what may I grant you?
- (Fish-Emperor) Esmelalda my loyal majesty! Could you glant me a Fiiish of the species that is clad in husky almol on its body has? one of them those that have pinchel claws as alms?
- (Esmeralda) Well deal fishelman, eh I mean dear fisherman I think I saw one a husk of a crab, but if you want fish meat it is just a husk, but it is yours!
- (Fish-Emperor) Well Queeny-lady, that is just what me wants, you westeln loundeyes don’t understand fisssch! We easteln know bettel! i just the Husk need, I will put felmented helling in to it to sell as delicious delicacy, now give me clab-fiissch!!!
- (Palace guard) step forwards Aspenwillow subcommander of the commune of the peoples peoples cooperate republic!
- (Esmeralda) Oh You??? i thought you were well-off enough feasting on the fruit of your peoples hard work and claiming the cream since you claim that your superior mind needs it to guide your oppressed proletariat in the right direction… your expanding belly doesn’t display signs of dire times???
- (Aspenwillow) oh Ma’am your faith in our great Saint Marx is weak… I have taken this heavy baldrick to my shoulders only because I want to carry it for the poor abused, dirty, ignorant peasants to spare their simple mind the burden of thinking. I don’t drink expensive wine and eat luxury pastries for my own joy and winning. My superior mind needs nurturing and expensive food so my mind stays healthy and strong! I would if I could work on the fields, down the mines and at the styes if I only could. I love to work hard, but faith has chosen me to be burdened by doing all my work with my mind… Oh I think I saw a crate of vintage franconian wines over there, could I help myself?
By now Esmeralda had enough, she was feeling quite noxious and ill!!!
She said to her consort and beloved prince:
Albert, will you carry on, and please drink freely, get pissed in an English way!!!I will be at the palace eating away my sorrows!!!