The Fox and the Polar Bear
A Christmas Caper
Christmas was plunged into a state of jeopardy when, on Sunday, Santa published this year's naughty list.
However Mr Fox, who had suspected that Santa might have gone senile for some time, had no intention of just sitting back an watching the demise of Christmas. He could never allow his polar bear or friends go present-less!
So the fox and the polar bear set to sea yesterday, bound for the Arctic. And today they paid Mr Claus bit of a visit!
Generally Mr Fox doesn't approve of violence. But when it comes to elves...
Suffice it to say, thanks to the rolling pin of Robin Polar Bear, before long the route to Santa's Grotto was strewn with the unconscious carcasses of splatted pointy shoed chaps of diminutive stature!
Eventually they arrived at Senile Santa's Grotto.
For reasons of criminal culpability it's best not to exactly document what happened next, but approximately one minute after Mrs PB's battle-cry a rather portly fellow was seen fleeing from the scene.
A couple of minutes later, Robin Polar Bear was stood outside prodding some of the previously dispatched elves, and Bat Fox was seen exiting the building.
As they began their way home, in the doorway stood waving, a smiley red man with a white beard and bushy tail...
Everything's going to be OK!
A Christmas Caper
Christmas was plunged into a state of jeopardy when, on Sunday, Santa published this year's naughty list.
However Mr Fox, who had suspected that Santa might have gone senile for some time, had no intention of just sitting back an watching the demise of Christmas. He could never allow his polar bear or friends go present-less!
So the fox and the polar bear set to sea yesterday, bound for the Arctic. And today they paid Mr Claus bit of a visit!
Generally Mr Fox doesn't approve of violence. But when it comes to elves...
Suffice it to say, thanks to the rolling pin of Robin Polar Bear, before long the route to Santa's Grotto was strewn with the unconscious carcasses of splatted pointy shoed chaps of diminutive stature!
Eventually they arrived at Senile Santa's Grotto.
For reasons of criminal culpability it's best not to exactly document what happened next, but approximately one minute after Mrs PB's battle-cry a rather portly fellow was seen fleeing from the scene.
A couple of minutes later, Robin Polar Bear was stood outside prodding some of the previously dispatched elves, and Bat Fox was seen exiting the building.
As they began their way home, in the doorway stood waving, a smiley red man with a white beard and bushy tail...
Everything's going to be OK!