The Fox and the Polar Bear
Day 230 - At the Ready
Lately, more and more of Mr Fox and Mrs PB's closest friends seem to have been involuntarily incarcerated - banged up for short!
All more or less innocent (although generally less rather than more), none in Mrs PB's opinion deserved the fate that awaited them... Porridge to be forced on one, no matter what the crime!
Having spent the odd night or two locked up herself (most notably for fishing without a permit), she knows first-hand the fear one has of not knowing when or where your next bean will be. The plus side of Mrs PB getting into regular trouble with the authorities is that Mr Fox has over the past few years managed to hone his jailbreaking skills to perfection. He has a whole set of tools suitable for all cell descriptions and for tonight's jailbreaking practice, the crowbar was his tool of choice.
Knowing that Mrs PB's strengths lie in the more practical rather than academic areas (and the more splatting the better), her education has taken a bit of a turn of late and jailbreaking is a recent addition to her school timetable. However, she is a very stubborn polar bear and refuses to use any instrument save for her trusty rolling pin.
But to be honest, no other tool is required, the thought of her friends being lead to an oaty fate, and the cell was open in seconds. Mr Fox had no choice but to award her an A+.
Day 230 - At the Ready
Lately, more and more of Mr Fox and Mrs PB's closest friends seem to have been involuntarily incarcerated - banged up for short!
All more or less innocent (although generally less rather than more), none in Mrs PB's opinion deserved the fate that awaited them... Porridge to be forced on one, no matter what the crime!
Having spent the odd night or two locked up herself (most notably for fishing without a permit), she knows first-hand the fear one has of not knowing when or where your next bean will be. The plus side of Mrs PB getting into regular trouble with the authorities is that Mr Fox has over the past few years managed to hone his jailbreaking skills to perfection. He has a whole set of tools suitable for all cell descriptions and for tonight's jailbreaking practice, the crowbar was his tool of choice.
Knowing that Mrs PB's strengths lie in the more practical rather than academic areas (and the more splatting the better), her education has taken a bit of a turn of late and jailbreaking is a recent addition to her school timetable. However, she is a very stubborn polar bear and refuses to use any instrument save for her trusty rolling pin.
But to be honest, no other tool is required, the thought of her friends being lead to an oaty fate, and the cell was open in seconds. Mr Fox had no choice but to award her an A+.