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110: Straight Outta CompUSA - Commodore 64
["DJ Goodbeats", the synthesized male voice of a Macintosh text reader, 'raps' entire song; the beat is Mac 'beep' sounds Quack, Chord, Monkey Cheep, and Water Droplet]
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
Straight outta CompUSA
A translucent DJ named Goodbeats
I gut your sucker MC's, empty all their good leads
Then motherf*ckers must die when I get fettered
No surge protector will protect my surge
Because I'm off the cuff and I'm sick of this shit
Acting out these pussy-ass white-boy pricks
Smoke my stash, kick rhymes 'til I crash
I f*ck girly MC's in their backside cache
I'm the f*cking mack daddy
Not a candy-ass Tandy
DJ perpetrators, they can't even stand me
Gonna kill your crew with my CPU
My FPU means f*ck you too
Goodbeats got the biggest damn cock
And a hundred thousand shares of Apple stock
I'm large and in charge like Paul Sorvino
Kick your ass back to Cupertino
F*ck 486's when I get jungle fever
Get them all panting like golden retrievers
...It's getting that time to plug-and-play
I f*ck a 68K and then I blow her away
[ lyrics transcribed by me off the album (let's skip the 3rd verse) | buy to hear (Amazon) | VisWiki entry on band (with a video link) ]
There was a news item on TV the other night saying that CompUSA is feeling the sting of the economic downturn and is closing some stores. We here in the Puget Sound shrugged because corporate closed the stores here two years ago. Been there, done that, attended the liquidation sale. There was one amusing item out of this particular store near the Tacoma Mall closing... In the timeframe between the store closing and the building being emptied, one of the employees made a cardboard sign that was on the door (to the left of the yellow For Lease sign) that said "404 - Not Found".
It's weird how hard this track is to find now since it was huge when the "K-Minus Initiative" album came out. It's all geek-rap by "the sixth most downloaded white Jewish rappers", according to their website (which is also gone), and some of their songs were available online for free -- with links on Slashdot to them. Also missing is the video for "Foam", which had been on their website and other places. And then these guys came up 404 as well. (Hey Professa, give HMO another lime rickey, willya?)
110: Straight Outta CompUSA - Commodore 64
["DJ Goodbeats", the synthesized male voice of a Macintosh text reader, 'raps' entire song; the beat is Mac 'beep' sounds Quack, Chord, Monkey Cheep, and Water Droplet]
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
Straight outta CompUSA
A translucent DJ named Goodbeats
I gut your sucker MC's, empty all their good leads
Then motherf*ckers must die when I get fettered
No surge protector will protect my surge
Because I'm off the cuff and I'm sick of this shit
Acting out these pussy-ass white-boy pricks
Smoke my stash, kick rhymes 'til I crash
I f*ck girly MC's in their backside cache
I'm the f*cking mack daddy
Not a candy-ass Tandy
DJ perpetrators, they can't even stand me
Gonna kill your crew with my CPU
My FPU means f*ck you too
Goodbeats got the biggest damn cock
And a hundred thousand shares of Apple stock
I'm large and in charge like Paul Sorvino
Kick your ass back to Cupertino
F*ck 486's when I get jungle fever
Get them all panting like golden retrievers
...It's getting that time to plug-and-play
I f*ck a 68K and then I blow her away
[ lyrics transcribed by me off the album (let's skip the 3rd verse) | buy to hear (Amazon) | VisWiki entry on band (with a video link) ]
There was a news item on TV the other night saying that CompUSA is feeling the sting of the economic downturn and is closing some stores. We here in the Puget Sound shrugged because corporate closed the stores here two years ago. Been there, done that, attended the liquidation sale. There was one amusing item out of this particular store near the Tacoma Mall closing... In the timeframe between the store closing and the building being emptied, one of the employees made a cardboard sign that was on the door (to the left of the yellow For Lease sign) that said "404 - Not Found".
It's weird how hard this track is to find now since it was huge when the "K-Minus Initiative" album came out. It's all geek-rap by "the sixth most downloaded white Jewish rappers", according to their website (which is also gone), and some of their songs were available online for free -- with links on Slashdot to them. Also missing is the video for "Foam", which had been on their website and other places. And then these guys came up 404 as well. (Hey Professa, give HMO another lime rickey, willya?)