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ALARMIST
Sometimes, even the most hardworking and dedicated employees may be tempted to engage in a little bit of "social loafing". While we at Galactic Handling and Logistics understand the need to build better relationships with co-workers to further team dynamics, the bottom line is that this is a cost in the company's balance sheet, and when we reduce costs, we make life better for everyone involved.
To this end, we have deployed several modified hardsuits we had lying around from the last shipment to prison planet Riddick-2031, and outfitted them with sonic attachments which produce sudden, loud noise to gently remind employees that their allocated break times have lapsed.
While several key board members voted to keep the riot control and pacification weaponry that the hardsuits were originally outfitted with, our legal team vetoed the decision, citing possible financial repercussions due to fatalities.
ALARMIST
Sometimes, even the most hardworking and dedicated employees may be tempted to engage in a little bit of "social loafing". While we at Galactic Handling and Logistics understand the need to build better relationships with co-workers to further team dynamics, the bottom line is that this is a cost in the company's balance sheet, and when we reduce costs, we make life better for everyone involved.
To this end, we have deployed several modified hardsuits we had lying around from the last shipment to prison planet Riddick-2031, and outfitted them with sonic attachments which produce sudden, loud noise to gently remind employees that their allocated break times have lapsed.
While several key board members voted to keep the riot control and pacification weaponry that the hardsuits were originally outfitted with, our legal team vetoed the decision, citing possible financial repercussions due to fatalities.