View allAll Photos Tagged meatcleaver
───
/// KAWAII SECRETS
June 4th - 24th
➤ EYES. Sakura Beauty - Kyong Eyes
➤ LIPS. Sakura Beauty - Kyong Lipstick
➤ CHEEK TATTOOS. Meat Cleaver - Cutesy Face
➤ TOP. Cherry Bunny~ - Crystal top
Sizes: LaraX + PetiteX, Legacy + Perky and Reborn + Waifu
───
/// OTHER CREDITS
♥ .:SYNNERGY.TAVIS:. Mainstore | Marketplace ♥
➤ BACKDROP. SYNNERGY.TAVIS//Nostalgia
➤ HAIR. [^.^Ayashi^.^] Mizeki
───
➤ Blog
Having learned, wept and eventually accepted the fact that his “prize” for winning 3rd place in the Spring Fling Bake Off is to teach Palpatine’s nephew survival skills in the kitchen once a month until further notice, Stormtrooper Bruce has no idea where to begin. STB knows the nephew has basic knowledge of things, so perhaps that is where he needs to start… the basics.
STB: Well, hello Little Dude! Welcome to your first class in Kitchen Survival Skills. I heard your mother wants to make sure you know your way around the kitchen when you grow up.
SB: Oh, hello Unka Dude! I sure missed you! Did you miss me? It’s been forever since I’ve seen you! I’m so cited that you won the prize to teach me! Isn’t it awesome! Oh, and today my name is Sponge Bob, accause I’m here to soak up everything you’re going to teach me! I wish we could do this every day, but Unka Pappy says you have other duties, so I’ll have to settle for once a month!
STB: Well, Spongey, I see you’re still doing that WTMIAO thing, way too much information at once. But never mind. Let’s get started.
SB: Oooh, just lookit all this stuff!!! Your quarters look like a giant walk in pantry.
STB: And for good reason. Today’s lesson is more like a quiz to see just how much you already know. I have laid out various kinds of items one might need to use in the kitchen at some time or another. You just have to tell me what everything is, and bonus points if you can also tell me how that item might be used.
SB: What? A quiz? Right off the bat? No fair! I didn’t even have time to study! I’m telling Momma and Unka Pappy that you’re … wait a second. I actually know some of those things. So, once I ace this quiz of yours, do I get time off for good behavior? Do I get to watch cartoons? Can I play video games on your laptop? Will you read to me?
STB: Here we go. Um.. Little, I mean Spongey, you are here to learn, not to play. However, if you ace the quiz - we may be able to go visit the Hydroponics Bay in your Unka Pappy’s Botanical Gardens to see how many fruits and vegetables you can name.
SB: Great Galaxy! Is that the secret place where Unka Pappy grows those ginormous plants that eat people?
STB: Oh, yes, well...there is that. But we're going into the safe, authorized section. No one is losing a finger today.
_________________________________________
Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
Time again for Stormtrooper Bruce's yearly Haunted Halloween Horror Movie Fest Party. Something everyone looks forward to every year. And it never disappoints.
STB: Well, so glad we could all make it again to my HHHMFP! It's going to be non-stop brewskies, grub and movies all weekend long.
Fett: Wouldn't have missed it for a sackful of credits!
Chewie: A'foierre geoiie goierned bigibf fieoie aprjtfreoi ghrhr?
STB: You can relax Chewie. No bobbing for apples this time. I've got something better planned!
TK-432: Um, does that explain your apron and that cleaver your holding?
STB: No! It's my costume. And I see none of you bothered to wear one.
TK-432: Are your referencing that wave you sent weeks ago? We already wore ours, remember? Chewie suffered though his last week. And Fett, well, I'm sure he has a few tall tales to explain what happened to his.
Fett: Dude, not to change the subject - but who won the Bake Off?
STB: Well, we all know it wasn't me. But I did make the top three. And those other TK's were definitely fuming when the P's nephew took our picture.
TK-1110: So, what was your prize?
STB: See that Halloween decoration behind Fett? Look familiar? I got my pick of Haunted Alley's props. And you won't believe what 1st Place was!
TK-432: Well, tell us! Save the suspense for the movies!
STB: First place was, and I Sith you not, was a free tattoo of the P!
TK-432: Vader's dogs! My brain can not even process that... Why... where... WHY? So, um, let’s move alone to what you mentioned earlier. Something better than bobbing for apples?
STB: You betcha! How does bobbing for brewskies sound?
Fett: Again, you make me proud to know you!
_________________________________________
Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
Model: Johanna Ahokas
Two Assistants
BTS: petridamsten.com/hello-my-friend/
// Petri Damstén // petridamsten.com
// Contact // @pdamsten
Went over to West 4th Ave in Vancouver to check out the annual Khatsahlano Street Party. One of the local restaurants was serving pork on a bun.
The West 4th Avenue Khatsahlano Street Party is Vancouver’s biggest free Music and Arts Festival! started in 2011 by members of the Kitsilano West 4th Avenue Business Association. West 4th is closed between Burrard Street and MacDonald Street, about 2km in length. There were 8 stages with live entertainment spread along the route.
Super-Mystery Comics / Heft-Reihe
Adventures of Bert and Sue
[Suddenly a meat cleaver screamed through the air at them]
cover: Warren Kremer
Ace Magazines / USA 1947
Reprint / Comic-Club NK 2010
ex libris MTP
A somewhat scary sign advertising a very good restaurant in Cambridge. I ate there twice and both times I was very pleased (and very full) when I left. Very recommendable.
Now to chop my contacts list (too much dead wood in there)...
One light setup, top down through diffuser, small white card to light the handle and a black card over the blade to bring out the texture -
all placed on a glossy dark blue surface.
The flash used, is a snooted Bowens 600w monoblok triggered by a cactus.
365-254
We're Here - Seriously Screwed
Man oh man...at this rate I think I'm gonna need 66 days of Halloween to get all my ideas done. So you know what? I'm going there now. I started my idea list yesterday and I figure I'm going to either need to win the lottery or create a loop in the space time continuum.
So if the spirit moves me towards the dark side I think I'll embrace it!
Model: Johanna Ahokas
Two Assistants
BTS: petridamsten.com/the-staircase/
// Petri Damstén // petridamsten.com
// Contact // @pdamsten
Taken at home in Salford Manchester.
I have been asked loads of times to do a shot of my cooking tools
This is a collection of Tools i have collected over the years as and when i needed them
this is just the stuff i use on a regular basis, I have a lot more.
The incredibly suave and sophisticated Mariboo C. (MC) Stork, all dressed up and ready for a night on the town.
The March photo for the 2023 Home Video Horrors Calendar.
Featured in this month is the VHS box for Slaughterhouse (1987).
Calendar available now @ Lunchmeat VHS
Photographed at Loon Liquors
Northfield Minnesota
Saturday July 31st, 2021
My wife and I enjoy stopping in at Loon Liquors for a cocktail and some barbecue. Scotty does an excellent job with his whole hog and I would highly recommend
Its lunch break time in Jerez Zacatecas. The two cowboy horsemen suggested we try this Taco Shop. Nothing fancy (to say the least) but they indicated the food would be good. The "chef" had every part of the pig (nothing missing) on his grill. We managed to point to what looked like some of the lean pieces of meat. Came with sliced onions, lots of cilantro and a whole grilled onion with sauces on the side. We ordered 3 each and they were vey inexpensive, maybe $7 pesos a piece. Wow, were they tasty! Washed down with cold Coronas - life was good!
Featuring: Accessories, Animals/Pets/Companions, Animations/Poses, Avatar Components, Avatar Enhancements, Clothing, Cosmetics/Nails, Footwear, Home and Garden, Shapes, Skins, Tattoos, Tools
Event Opening Date: June 4, 2024
Event Closing Date: June 24, 2024
Teleport to Kawaii Secrets
MIA: Maktub Store, Usagi Society, Vizarte
This event is in one location
www.seraphimsl.com/2024/06/04/kawaii-secrets-is-the-heart...
I have never liked the taste of any variety of fresh fruit. I don’t know why (so many people ask); I just don’t.
Fortunately for my health I do eat vegetables, which, I guess keeps me from the likes of scurvy.
All my life I have put-up with people extolling the values and the goodness of fruit consumption, with regular attempts at converting my views.
Typical comments include the classics:
“go-on just try one,”
and
“your tastes change over time,”
As a child, my weekend visits to my Grandmother’s house would often be met with offers of an apple, banana, orange or pear, resulting in repeated explanation that I simply do not like any fruit.
The pressures from others for me to conform; not least from various Government campaigns over the years have pushed me from merely not liking the taste to pure hatred.
Like a bizarre butterfly collection, this typology of murderous images is both my therapy and my revenge.
... as portrayed by the late Priscilla Alden in Nick Millard's fangoriously bloody 1975 lo-buck flick "Criminally Insane".
Used at rothcpa.com/2014/02/tax-roundup-21014-the-new-mexico-doub..., and roadwarriorvoices.com/2015/03/14/6-things-the-tsa-thinks-..., greatergreaterwashington.org/post/33850/the-service-cuts-..., and tocana.jp/i/2017/08/post_14039_entry.html, and www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/16-years-gangs-new-york-dani..., and www.ratemyjob.com/career/2419221/hostel-workers-and-guest..., and blend.minq.com/lifestyle/2424362/hostel-workers-and-guest...
This pathetic little plastic toy chainsaw, a relic of a brief period of "kinder, gentler" weapons, could not even cut through a warm stick of butter. Properly "scaled up" , though, it inspired the Nuclear Powered Combat Chainsaw, capable of cutting a Main Battle Tank in two with one lazy stroke.
1) upgrade the bar from under 2 inches to 8 feet
2) upgrade the cutting teeth to 5-inch razor sharp "shark teeth" fabricated from diamond dust coated titanium carbide
3) upgrade the spring motor to a computer controlled high torque electronically commutated 12-phase electric motor powered by a 100 megawatt portable nuclear reactor
4) offset alternate cutting teeth laterally to maximize cherf removal rate
5) add piezo-electric actuators to vibrate the teeth sideways to prevent seizing and stalling
After these simple upgrades you have a saw that is capable of producing more than "minor temporary inconvenience". Featured in the upcoming motion picture "Blood Bath Beach Meatcleaver Machete Toolbox Murder Chainsaw Massacre: A Love Story".
"Who will survive and what will be left of them?"
"You can't take it any more.
The arms are spinning on the floor.
That's what the chainsaw massacre
...............................................is for"
(As performed by me in a hotel lobby in Seville, Spain on New Years Eve 1988 along with appropriate insane cannibal mass murderer gestures.)
Added December 2013 -- the performance was 25 years ago today!!
Those Farm Machines Won't Fix Themselves!
Toward the late 19th and into the early 20th Centuries, the United States saw a progression of new agricultural implements and automated machinery. Horsepower on the hoof, as it were, gave way to the steam-powered traction engine and the internal combustion driven tractor. New, mechanical methods for tilling, planting, weeding and harvesting crops emerged as automation progressed.
The burning question was, "Who is going to fix those infernal machines?" Once again, there were a handful of specialists, machinists and mechanics, capable of making repairs on the most complicated equipment, but as always, it fell to the farmer to play 'Jack of All Trades' and help himself.
These tools are not strictly for mechanics, witness the meat cleaver in the top left and the buck saw, axe and pickaxe hanging on the wagon wheel. The hacksaw, multitude of wrenches, hammers -- and the drill press on the bottom left -- are all tools the average farmer would welcome while fixing a balky corn harvester. On the bench I see four blowtorches, but there are many tools at which I am at a loss to identify.