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I tend to use bike shows as a reason to push myself to finish projects. I managed to finish this one tonight, the day before I leave for the @phillybikeexpo. Come and check it out if you’re in the area.

Also, I’ll be on a panel with @coastcyclesnyc and @mapbicycles discussing “The Integrated Bicycle”. Wondering what that is? Come and find out on Sunday morning. Hint: it has nothing to do with finding the area under a curve. #chapmancycles #centerpull #brakes #phillybikeexpo #mathjokes

Okay, how many of you remember your math days when you had to use a device like this? The protractor was standard issue as a Weapon of Math Instruction. (Okay, I heard you groan.)

But you remember the math jokes, too, don't you? Like what did the acorn say when it grew up? Answer: Gee, I'm a tree--Geometry. (Okay, I heard you groan again.)

 

What were your favorite Math jokes?

 

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I was sent some teacher jokes in the email. I wonder if this was done by real students. But I can believe it is. Lol!

Evening beer imbibing with Matt & Ben; hijinx ensue.

Yes, we make math jokes on napkins.

This was the last thing I did before I went to bed last night.

 

The Math & CS department at Hobart and William Smith had "pi day" today -- it's supposed to be on March 14 (3.14) but they were on spring break, so they had it today (3.21) instead. So it's only an approximation of pi day. At any rate, Stina thought it would be amusing to take a square pie in for the event, since you don't use pi to calculate the area of a square pie....

 

Ah, math jokes.

a true math geek would have heard of the title above and would know the next line to the song.

A picture of my only friend. <3

the dim sum ! (kind of a food / math pun, get it ?). Good eating at the Jade Garden.

The usual math jokes

At this exact moment, I was standing on a piece of graph paper.

 

Sent from my rotary telephone

This and the one after it are a joke specifically geared towards My Brother the Math God.

Welcome to calculus.

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Happy 45 Squared to everyone!

 

I look forward to saying this to all of the humans when they return from their break. I wonder how many will get that mathematically 45 squared is 2025.

 

Maybe I should wish them a happy sum of the first nine cubes instead...

 

Well, however you want to say it, Happy New Year!

 

-- Albert, UMCP

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