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and his great pic

(The Conclusion of the Experiment 4 CHATGPT)

hybrid creature.

 

This is the finale of my experiment.

 

Just a silly joke - please excuse me Martin. I hope you have more humor than my full grown potatoes.

Greetings Rolf

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All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

 

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... fields of daffodils at RHS Wisley. A treat for Mr T and I last Saturday - a welcome break from the stresses of preparing to move house on 15 April! (We exchanged Contracts on April 1st - happily it wasn't a joke!!)XX

Spot wasn't stifling a laugh, just cleaning his claw. 😸

Porth Joke Beach, Newquay Cornwall.

 

Shot in large format film.

 

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Nikkor-SW 90mm f/4.5

 

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Joking Appie was the entertainer at Mommy Marian's birthday party.

He will stay for a while. Peter and Oleg are fond of him.

 

PETER:

Can you tell a joke Appie ??

 

APPIE:

Here it comes:

What would bears without bees? .......

 

Ears!

 

PETER and OLEG (Laugh out loud)

Haha !!! That's so funny !!

Another one!

 

APPIE:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? ......

 

A gummy bear!

 

PETER Haha .... My stomach hurts with laughter. Another one!

  

APPIE:

No..enough for today!

 

OLEG:

Please Appie ...

One more!

 

APPIE:

The very last then

How do you start a teddy bear race ??

 

Ready, Teddy Go!

 

That's it for today

 

Peter and Oleg can't stop laughing

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I am ten years old or younger

I like to laugh, even with pictures. You don't have to die before you die.

J'aime rire, même avec des photos. Il ne faut pas pas mourir avant de mourir.

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Little birds...little trees !!!

I was told I should upload this so I did

Bie (Thai) and Olivia (French) share a joke while we are on our urban walk. The thing I love about these walks is that we are joined by people from all across the globe and from all walks of life. We share a day or part of a day and bonds can be made very quickly because of our common interest

Taken on my photo platform. Today seemed like a good day for a dad joke.

Porth Joke, known locally as Polly Joke, is a small cove nestled between Holywell and Crantock. Untouched by commercialism the beach is a stones throw from West Pentire.

 

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01-April-2023: as in a joke on the first day of April, I found myself far from my car, still not so far, but progressively moving away, so much so that I was already wondering if I hadn't forgotten something in my (car) prosthesis, given that, in recent years, it has became my second home...

 

Leaving the black pine wood, you come across mount Veli Vrh, i.e. the first peak, from the west, of the southeast spine of this Kvarner island, made up of 4 main peaks with a secondary, more detached (and unnamed...) close to the Baška furrow, seen in the previous photo, all over 500m above sea level, therefore on the (low) mountain belt according to geographical "laws": 0-200m a.s.l. coasts and plains, 200-500m hill belt, over 500m mountain one.

 

This relief is the most frequented, both because it is the first with an excellent view towards the heart of the island, and because it is "easily" reachable from the underlying most populous area of the island made up of the capital Krk City and Punat with its vast marina.

 

Looking for transparent air, therefore rather dry and cold at high altitudes, with solar heating in the afternoon, you "risk" a certain instability, which I like and plays into the photogenic nature of my main passion.

 

Especially if there is a further nucleus of cold air at high altitudes approaching in the evening.

 

Here you can choose whether to go directly uphill on Veli Vrh and then take the ridge to reach the highest peak of the island, Obzova (569m a.s.l.; the 3rd of the main range) or choose a less scenic but more varied path which runs north of the ridge mentioned, and climbs more slowly and progressively up to said peak; of course I chose the second one...but also because I've already been on Veli Vrh in my youth.

 

A perfect day for my weather-photographic purposes, but also a great lunar landscape, certainly valid for my first steps on country land, like a child learning to walk...

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I was at the grocery store looking for unusual packaging ... Here what I found for the theme: unusual packaging. I did not buy it . Might be too spicy for me. This is just a little hiccup to my series of winter posts, I still have a few more pics of snow to share ...

 

A l'épicerie j'ai bienouvert les yeux à la recherche d'emballages insolites ... Voici ce que j'ai trouvé pour le thème de ce vendredi pour le groupe Looking close...on Friday.. Je ne l'ai pas acheté. Peut-être trop épicé pour moi. Et si vous suivez les photos sur ma galerie ... il me reste encore quelques photos de neige même si plusieurs ont plus envie de photos de printemps... Quant a moi je veux encore voir la neige ( sur la montagne) et l'herbe dans ma cour !

Wedi ei dymchwel/ Demolished: 2025

…also known as Poly Joke is nestled between Holywell bay & Crantock on the North Cornwall coast - nearly time for us to make our first trip to Cornwall this year. Great to have our stock of memories to remind us of the highlights and places to add to the itinerary that have not been on for a while - this was taken in 2016….

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We had a look down to Porth Joke beach one evening. It was pre sunset and the tide was right out. The walk to the beach from the car park takes you passed some lovely wild flower meadows. Have seen some lovely images from other photographers of these flowers.

joke for today, nothing to do

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Created May 2, 2022, 15:21:05

Here's something funny:

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey.

A guy whose head is fully covered with a shirt jokingly strikes a pose upon seeing me holding a camera while I look at a shadowed alley which links to the national road at a village in Subic, Zambales, Philippines.

Taken right after she told me a joke and I spat my milk out over her face

Nuenen, The Netherlands

View from Porth Joke in Cornwall

 

Porth Joke or Polly Joke as it sometimes known is situated between Crantock and Holywell on the North Cornish coast.

The name Polly Joke is thought to be derived from the Corhish Pol-Lejouack meaning Jackdaw cove

photography © Jeremy Sage

 

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