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Gruß an I Q U -
Salute to the amazing IQU
and his great pic
(The Conclusion of the Experiment 4 CHATGPT)
hybrid creature.
This is the finale of my experiment.
Just a silly joke - please excuse me Martin. I hope you have more humor than my full grown potatoes.
Greetings Rolf
The other plants you passed up because
they were too prickly or
too ugly...
they were the safe ones.
Me, I am intoxicating
my beauty is transfixing.
You cannot resist admiring
or leaning in.
But, the joke is on you, fool.
Because I am going to eat you alive
Devour you like the carnivore I am
and eat your heart out first.
The other plants will watch in terror
In a way, they are weak of heart and spirit
They spend all their energy
trying to get you to trust them.
Yet, you fall prey to me!
Devoured like a sworn enemy
and yet, I have nothing against you
except maybe you should have heeded the words...
Don’t ever trust in the unkindness of beautiful strangers.
**All photos and poems are copyrighted. Please no graphics**
From our wonderful coastal hike along the Cornish coast. This was the view from our picnic spot on Pentire point, overlooking Poly Joke Beach. On the opposite side we were lucky enough to see and hear seals!
Joking Appie was the entertainer at Mommy Marian's birthday party.
He will stay for a while. Peter and Oleg are fond of him.
PETER:
Can you tell a joke Appie ??
APPIE:
Here it comes:
What would bears without bees? .......
Ears!
PETER and OLEG (Laugh out loud)
Haha !!! That's so funny !!
Another one!
APPIE:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ......
A gummy bear!
PETER Haha .... My stomach hurts with laughter. Another one!
APPIE:
No..enough for today!
OLEG:
Please Appie ...
One more!
APPIE:
The very last then
How do you start a teddy bear race ??
Ready, Teddy Go!
That's it for today
Peter and Oleg can't stop laughing
(that is a very old joke)
Blue-winged Teal hen, duck weed dining at Ken Euers Nature Area, Green Bay, WI
31st October 2020:
Once it started to get light this morning I noticed that the sky was turning pink, so I got my camera and waited awhile as it turned a richer colour. This was about as good as it got before the rain clouds came in.
Happy Halloween Morning to you all. 👻
Today is : World Cities Day - nationaldaycalendar.com/world-cities-day-october-31/
And for the Silly News it's : National Knock Knock Joke Day! - nationaldaycalendar.com/national-knock-knock-joke-day-oct...
No, don't start. 😝
And : National Caramel Apple Day - nationaldaycalendar.com/national-caramel-apple-day-octobe...
That sounds more like it. 😃
Better viewed large and thank you for your favourites.
Lying in the sun and telling sheep jokes. myfavoritesheep.blogspot.com/2011/03/so-sheep-walks-into-...
Yesterday I gave you a little foretaste of my Sunday sunrise photo tour (what a neologism - almost cooler than the photos).
Today I decided to be a little mean to you and make you wait a little longer for the rest of the pictures. Well, that's just how I am sometimes. Unlucky :-). All joking aside, I have to do this, otherwise I won't be able to see through here at some point.
Instead, I would first like to finish a few short series that I had already started.
I would like to start with another photo of the autumnal Priesnitz waterfall in the Dresden Heath. This time in portrait format.
Even if it seems like it, I didn't have to step into the already cold water to take this photo.
Gestern habe ich Euch einen kleinen Vorgeschmack auf meine sonntägliche-Sonnenaufgangs-Foto-Tour (was für eine Wortschöpfung-fast cooler als die Fotos) gegeben.
Heute habe ich beschlossen, ein ganz klein wenig gemein zu Euch zu sein und Euch noch etwas auf die restlichen Bilder warten zu lassen. Tsja, so bin ich halt manchmal. Pech gehabt :-). Spass beiseite, ich muss das machen, sonst blick ich hier irgendwann nicht mehr durch.
Stattdessen möchte ich erst einmal ein paar Kurzserien zu Ende bringen, die ich vorher bereits begonnen hatte.
Anfangen möchte ich mit einem weiteren Foto vom herbstlichen Priesnitz Wasserfall in der Dresdner Heide. Dieses Mal im Hochformat.
Auch wenn es so wirkt, ich musste für dieses Foto nicht in das doch schon recht kalte Wasser steigen.
more of this on my website at: www.shoot-to-catch.de
I was at the grocery store looking for unusual packaging ... Here what I found for the theme: unusual packaging. I did not buy it . Might be too spicy for me. This is just a little hiccup to my series of winter posts, I still have a few more pics of snow to share ...
A l'épicerie j'ai bienouvert les yeux à la recherche d'emballages insolites ... Voici ce que j'ai trouvé pour le thème de ce vendredi pour le groupe Looking close...on Friday.. Je ne l'ai pas acheté. Peut-être trop épicé pour moi. Et si vous suivez les photos sur ma galerie ... il me reste encore quelques photos de neige même si plusieurs ont plus envie de photos de printemps... Quant a moi je veux encore voir la neige ( sur la montagne) et l'herbe dans ma cour !
So, yesterday afternoon, I was mindlessly playing with photos on the computer when I looked up to see that I had a visitor. Bunny Bun Bun's Grandbaby! Sitting not more than 4 feet away she began telling me what appeared to be a hilarious bunny joke. Then she hopped happily away, still chuckling. What was the joke you ask? I don't know, I don't speak bunny! ;)
Off on a big adventure to the coast with Anita and some other friends. Should be an interesting day.
HMAM 😊😊😍
Thank you for your kind visit. Have a wonderful and beautiful day! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Created May 2, 2022, 15:21:05
A guy whose head is fully covered with a shirt jokingly strikes a pose upon seeing me holding a camera while I look at a shadowed alley which links to the national road at a village in Subic, Zambales, Philippines.
View from Porth Joke in Cornwall
Porth Joke or Polly Joke as it sometimes known is situated between Crantock and Holywell on the North Cornish coast.
The name Polly Joke is thought to be derived from the Corhish Pol-Lejouack meaning Jackdaw cove
photography © Jeremy Sage
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Shooting around my home region in Italy, the llittle Molise. In Italy, there is a famous joke saying that Molise does not exist -- Molisn't --. Actually, it is a very small region in the south center of the nation with only ~300k inhabitants. Nevertheless, thanks to this little joke, now the region and all the beautiful places in it are more known.
Humour is subjective and what one person finds amusing, another might find offensive or hurtful. A joke that relies on stereotypes, prejudice, or personal insults is unlikely to be well-received.
Additionally, timing and context play a crucial role in joke delivery. A joke told at an inappropriate time or in a sensitive setting can easily backfire, leaving the joke-teller feeling embarrassed and the recipient feeling upset.
Men at work Valencia, Spain.