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=====12 Years Ago=====
Gar- Does anyone know why that Dekker creep made these suits even tighter?!
Len- I've got an answer that starts with "p" and ends in "ervert"
Drury- If he was a creep, not saying I agree, why did Twag hire him?
Gar- Maybe he needed someone to lick his fartbox?
Drury- What's a fartbox?
Gar- Oh you sweet, innocent child...
Drury- Yeah, um... Look a bar! We can lie low here.
Len- Huh. That's a nice bar.... I wish I had a bar.
Gar- Why?
Drury- Y'know, we all have dreams Gar.
Gar- And the less said about yours the better *sigh* Let's just get in from the rain
Len- Why is it that it always rains in Gotham anyway?
Drury- *Opening door* I have a theory abo-
*The entire crowd in the bar stop talking to take in the new arrivals*
Patron #1- Hey! Look, it's that guy, what's his face... Killer Moth!
Patron #2 The guy who just robbed Wayne Tower? Get real!
Patron #3- I think he's right. Look at that symbol...
Len- What if they sell us out to the cops? I say we run...
Collective Patrons- Woohoo!
*Clap clap clap clap clap*
Patron #1- Great stuff man, pulling a job right under Wayne's nose!
Drury- Um ... thanks
Len- Actually there's been a mixup. He didn't-
Gar- Len, shut up, we're cool now.
Len- Oh yeah, this'll last...
Gar- Say something "hero"
Drury- Right. Hello assembled drunkards! I'm Drury. But you know me as Killer Moth right?
Patrons- Woo!
Drury- Really though, I can't take all the credit. As hard as it may be to believe I had help. I know, I know... May I introduce my sidekicks- Firefly and... The Eraser
Gar- Sidekicks?
Len- The Eraser? Oh god, it's gonna stick.
*They navigate past the cheering crowds to sit at the bar*
Bartender- What'll it be rockstar?
Drury- (Three beers eh?) Three beers please!
Bartender- ... What type?
Drury-... There are different types?!
Len- This changes everything!
Gar- ... If you don't mind, I'll have a Pinã Colada instead. Cream please.
== Years Later- A Restaurant==
Drury- There! There she is! Babe!
Gar- Holy shit. She's real.
Drury- Gar, I'd like you to meet Miranda.
Miranda- Hi.
*Miranda holds out her hand, which Gar doesn't take. He begins pacing around her, to her confusion*
Gar- Hey. Ok, nice face, that's cool... blond, that's nice... curvy ... very curvy...
Miranda- Thanks... Drury, what's going in here?
Drury- I have no clue. Gar, you still with us?
Gar- Hmm. Right... What's the catch? You already married? Got his bun in the oven? Or did he pay you under the table for a good night's time?
Miranda- Excuse me?!
Drury- Sorry... I dropped my fork. *hides under the table*
Miranda- What kind of creep are you?
Gar- Ah sweetheart. If you think I'm a creep, wait till you meet Rigger
Miranda- Who the hell is Rigger?!
Drury- It's complicated. He's the fourth member of our barbershop quartet. Where is that fork?...
Gar- I found him rummaging through a TJMaxx dumpster. If he didn't like fire I probably wouldn't have hired him.
Drury- But he did.
Miranda- You said it was a quartet. Who was the last member?
Drury- You've met Len! More Bar-tender than bar-ber, mind.
Miranda- Huh.
Gar Look, I'm sorry, but it's just... he's Killer Moth alright! It took me ages just to convince my little sister to stay with him ( that didn't exactly last.) He wasn't even in the fricking tights then! He's not exactly drowning in women, so when someone with legs like yours-
Drury- Gar!
Gar- It's a compliment. I swear.
Miranda- It's ok Drury, thanks Gar.
Gar- No problem. *to Drury* You manage to fuck this up and I'll roast you like the chicken on the menu.
Drury- Why does everyone think I'll fuck this up?!
Gar- Because... you're Killer Moth, I thought we established that was a lady repellent...Now, honestly that chicken sounds good.
Waiter- Are you ready to order drinks now sir?
Gar- Yes, I'll have a chocolate martini. And could I have one of those cute little umbrella thingies?
Waiter- Absolutely.
Miranda/Drury- *Pfft*
Gar- What? I'm not allowed to indulge myself?
He is such a gentlemen....pfft..>.>
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snortmonster: Oooh lovely!
zoedog08: So modest....
fitztheboston: Fartbox!
tuxdogs: HAHA!!
charmingmrgru: Haha @snortmonster he is a lovely specimen...just flaunting what he no longer has hahaha!
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beccaandthebox: it's shortcut in there
twinkiethekidd: Fartbox
Probably my favorite shot to date. pretty much right off camera. Just getting rid of some dust specs that showed up on the sensor... gotta clean it. Fartbox by the haystacks.
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charmingmrgru: @serendipithuy thanks love!!! :3
molly_thewonderdog: ...good one!
wilson_nibbler_bt: good job
beezy_the_boston: Bravo @charmingmrgru
indyandbatman: Good picture!
charmingmrgru: @indyandbatman @beezy_the_boston thank you!!!!
harveylittleman: HHAHAHAHAHA❤️ We would be a lethal duo on a roadtrip.