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- enTP ^^

No Sei, I'm never letting you cook again!

Tutorial: photoextremist.com/high-speed-powder-photography

this was inspired by Isaiah Rashad's song Banana , there are many parts to this song I can relate to

5 Facts:

1. My favorite curse word is shit.

2. I am an ENTP and frequently set unrealistic expectations for my projects.

3. Finding small objects is my super power.

4. Tomorrow is my birthday.

5. I love Fat Tire in a plastic cup.

 

For #AugustBreak2015, #thesummermiracle, and #summerslowdown2015 #thehereco

Check out the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator® (MBTI®) official results for me... a bit more accurate than I expected.... what do you think?

 

Extraversion (E), Intuition (N), Thinking (T), Perceiving (P) - ENTP the Originator.

 

ENTPs are inspired innovators, motivated to find new solutions to intellectually challenging problems. They are curious and clever, and seek to understand the people, systems, and principles that surround them. Open-minded and easygoing, ENTPs want to understand other people—their motivations, behavior, and ideas—without applying judgment. ENTPs enjoy engaging others in debate, and can be perceived as argumentative due to their love of critical analysis.

 

Bored by routine, ENTPs are masters of re-inventing the wheel and often refuse to do a task the same way twice. They question norms and often ignore them altogether; they would much rather try a new method (or two) than go along with the standard. Structured environments frustrate them and routine demotivates them who rely on their ingenuity in the moment, and have little patience for preparation or planning. ENTPs are multi-talented as well as non-conforming with a wide range of interests.

 

ENTps are methodically very abstract and thought driven, constantly seeking the pure potentialities of the unseen. They tend to be absent-minded, and forget appointments. They continually try to acquire new skills, and will continually engage in the pursuit of knowledge for no specific reason other than enjoyment and entertainment.

 

Life for an ENTP (and for those around them) can be a roller-coaster event with great highs, thrills, scares, occasional stops--and lots of unexpected jerks and turns.

 

ENTPs make up 3% of the world population.

100/365

 

'Me, Nino Quincampoix-Style' On Black

 

Dyxie, this one's for you! Thanks for all the inspiration and kind words during my first 100 days.

 

I had the idea after commenting on one of your photos awhile back. I know the torn effect is kinda lame, having just whited out sections with Paint. There's actually a whole page dedicated to torn photos a la Amélie in photoshop, but after working from 4am-6pm today, this will have to suffice.

 

The last phrase on the sign is something that, being an idiom, I'm not sure translates properly into French. I was gonna ask a native-French-speaking pal of mine if it worked, but ran out of time. Suffice to say, I fell in love with jessi.'s Day 100 photo and the phrase she used. Here's a rough French translation. It's the thought that counts.

 

Since it's day 100, here are 100 things about me. (As if I haven't rambled enough already.) This was written for a blog of mine awhile back. The blog got dumped in favor of Flickr, but most of these 100 things are still relevant.

 

100 Facts About the Fishgirl (Whether you want them or not)

 

1. I currently work in aviation management.

 

2. I love my job, contrary to what it sometimes sounds like after I finish certain conference calls.

 

3. I work with Dinosaur Dan, The Crazy Englishman, Bruce the Shark, and other assorted characters. The phrase "Never a dull moment" describes my job perfectly.

 

4. As interesting as my job can be, you will not see much if anything on the internet, either in photo or blog form about it. "What happens at work stays at work" applies.

 

5. I lived in Minnesota until my mid-20s. I'll always consider myself a Minnesota girl- "Ya, Sure- you betcha!"

 

6. Most of my college was paid by working odd jobs including but not limited to: nude art model, landscaper/gardener for a restaurant, plasma donor, freelance musician, and burger flipper for a "restaurant".

 

7. It was working in a fast food restaurant that turned me into a recovering music major. I realized that it was important to be able to pay rent and buy groceries.

 

8. I dabbled in other areas of study including Recreation/Parks Management and Emergency Medicine before settling into my current work field.

 

9. I met my husband through Excite internet personals back when it was not too cool to meet people through the internet.

 

10. I wasn't looking for a serious relationship at the time- just a travel buddy.

 

11. We never traveled anywhere together until after we got married.

 

12. We found out that we are not very compatible when it comes to traveling together. I tend to vacation alone a lot.

 

13. I like traveling solo- you actually meet more people and have more interesting experiences that way.

 

14. I love trying new things. Routine=boring.

 

15. I am a confirmed and verified ENTP .

 

16. MBTI was one of the most useful classes/seminars I've ever taken, including my college classes that I spent tons of money on.

 

17. I love to learn. I just hate sitting in a classroom.

 

18. I am a voracious reader. I cannot fall asleep unless I've read for awhile first- no matter how tired I am.

 

19. This habit bugs the hell out of RJ (my husband).

 

20. As long as we're talking negative traits, I am completely and utterly disorganized and sloppy at home. This does not carry over to work.

 

21. RJ is a neat freak... you can imagine how fond he is of my aforementioned tendency.

 

22. I am a bed hog. I can even monopolize a king size bed. I sleep diagonally.

 

23. I also snore and talk in my sleep.

 

24. For these reasons, I am constantly amazed I share a bedroom with somebody.

 

25. When I was 16, I had scoliosis surgery. As a result, my spinal column is fused and I have two Harrington rods stretching from my neck to my rear.

 

26. Because of this, I'm in a constant state of feeling I need to prove something when it comes to physical capabilities.

 

27. The first time I ever told a "grownup" to fuck off was when I was a senior in high school and a social services worker met with me to tell me I could get a grant for college because I qualified as disabled due to my surgery.

 

28. This pisses me off to this very day, and has translated into dangerous behaviors on occasion.

 

29. I learned how to cook when I was in high school out of sheer necessity from being a picky eater.

 

30. I consider myself a connoisseur of fine foods and beverages. RJ calls me a food/wine snob.

 

31. That said, I still have an addiction to tortilla chips, particularly the lime flavored ones.

 

32. My favorite wine is Bonny Doon Vineyard's 2001 Le Cigare Volant. I'm sure at some point I'll change my mind about this. (And I have repeatedly since I wrote this... Carr syrah stands out currently)

 

33. If I had to pick a favorite dinner, I'd pick a perfectly grilled ribeye steak- rare. With lots of sauteed mushrooms.

 

34. I have a freak addiction to raw green peppers. When they're in season, I eat a whole large one every day for lunch. This seriously troubles a couple of my colleagues.

 

35. My mom passed away from cancer in 1999.

 

36. In many ways, I haven't gotten over this. I'm still haunted by something she said to me shortly before she died.

 

37. Cancer runs very strongly in her side of the family. I am utterly terrified of it.

 

38. I had a wonderful childhood with great parents. I feel quite lucky about this.

 

39. I've done a couple of triathlons. Short course, but 1/4 mile swim, 17 mile bike, and 3.1 miles of running is still something to be proud of finishing.

 

40. I'm not much of a gambler, but I once paid for a trip to Jamaica for myself and two friends with one night's casino winnings.

 

41. I failed typing in high school, but I now have mad typing skillz according to those I work with.

 

42. 42 is my favorite number. If you've ever read Douglas Adams, you'll know why.

 

43. I smell like Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue or Hermes Un Jardin sur le Nil when I'm all bathed and smelling pretty.

 

44. I've been to many places on this great planet, but the one I consider the most beautiful is the Boundary Waters Canoe Area in northern Minnesota.

 

45. I'm usually tan in the winter time despite living in Wisconsin. I started this not for reasons of vanity, but because I have Seasonal Affective Disorder and the light exposure from tanning helps control this.

 

46. I started my blog on the advice of someone who told me I needed to find a way to get rid of some of the shit going on in my life.

 

47. My 365 Photo project was started to make myself comfortable with being in photos again after I gained weight after a whitewater accident. I came to the conclusion I had to do something after I came home from several foreign travels with no photographic evidence I ever left my house.

 

48. I have a recurring nightmare involving one of El Greco's paintings. I've probably had this same nightmare 20 times.

 

49. I had never knowingly seen any of El Greco's paintings until I'd had the dream several times. I was working as a TA for a large auditorium class and the class after mine was art appreciation. I found out what the painting was because the TA for that class had a textbook lying open in our work area.

 

50. I also have a recurring dream that involves one of my ex-boyfriends. I always wake up before it ends, so I never know the significance of it.

 

51. I used to work as a volunteer EMT.

 

52. This was an incredibly humbling and rewarding experience.

 

53. I don't just say it was rewarding because I got to participate in "Drinking for Justice", but this in itself was funtimes.

 

54. I was married on May 19th.

 

55. 19 is my husband's hockey number.

 

56. I picked out the date because I'm extremely bad at remembering dates. Case in point: people who are close to me know that they can possibly expect a card from me within about a month or so of significant dates.

 

57. My favorite mixed drink is a galliano stinger. My dad got me hooked on them.

 

58. Because I've only encountered approximately 4 bartenders in my lifetime who know what this is, I tend to just order beer.

 

59. I am a beer snob though.

 

60. My all-time favorite is a perfectly made Black and Tan, but I'll settle for Abita Turbodog, vanilla porter, any good dark microbrew, or Blue Moon Belgian White Ale as a last-resort choice.

 

61. We currently have two cats, Tom and Aleister.

 

62. I don't think I've ever called them by their given names. It's usually 'Masso (short for Thomasso) and Alamosa or just plain Pookie.

 

63. We had a third cat, Huck, who we had to put to sleep in January 2006 from probable cancer.

 

64. I cried more over Huck's passing than I have for any human with the exception of my mom.

 

65. I don't think this makes me a freak. I love my pets. They are like short furry relatives to me.

 

66. I am a firm believer in adopting shelter animals. Puppy mills and the like are cruel.

 

67. I am pro-choice, but I don't know that I could ever decide to get an abortion.

 

68. I'm pretty much a liberal at most everything politically, and I'm having a hard time with the views of the current administration, particularly those regarding gay marriage.

 

69. I'm bisexual.

 

70. Yes, my husband is aware of this. It is a non-issue.

 

71. I have 3 tattoos. They are all in places that can be hidden from public view. I'm not ashamed of them- I just think they're actually more fun that way.

 

72. I'm an avid gardener. I love growing roses and orchids, but my all-time favorite flowers are lilacs and casablanca lilies.

 

73. I had such a desire to get my current job that I spent over a year commuting to work 300 miles away in Chicago because I knew that was the best way for me to eventually get it.

 

74. When I want something (anything) really badly, I will go to the ends of the earth, sometimes literally, to get it.

 

75. I used to think I was a laid-back individual, but I now know that I am a strong Type A personality.

 

76. This is not a good thing. I'm trying to change it, but I really don't think it will happen.

 

77. I don't know that I ever want to have kids of my own, but I have a niece and nephew who I think are very cute even though I don't get to see them very often.

 

78. My niece called me "Uncle J" until she was about 3 years old. I found it so cute that I never corrected her. C'mon- who wouldn't find hearing "Hi Uncle R and Uncle J" adorable?

 

79. I send her a postcard every time I travel. I started this when she was less than a year old. I still sign them "Uncle J".

 

80. The reason I don't think I want kids is that I don't think I'd be a good parent. It is inherent in my personality type to not like rules if they don't make sense to me.

 

81. I know I'd let my kids eat ice cream for breakfast, stay up until 4 in the morning, and wear stripes and checks together because I do stuff like that all the time. My conscience doesn't trouble me a bit about any of it.

 

82. I'm a natural blonde, but I still color my hair. I like to put just a bit deeper color in it and add highlights.

 

83. I had white-blonde hair until I was about 10 or so.

 

84. I have a strong physical attraction to men with salt-and-pepper hair, eyes with deep crinkles on the outer corners from smiling too much (OK, wrinkles), and a stockier build. They tend to be at least 8-10 years older than me. (Clem, I wrote that before I even knew you existed...) ;)

 

85. Having said that, pretty much nobody I've dated has matched that profile. I just admire them from afar.

 

86. My favorite body part is a firm set of thighs. Male and female.

 

87. I think Angelina Jolie is the epitome of physical perfection- tattoos and all. I'm not necessarily impressed with her acting, "Girl, Interrupted" being a notable exception. (Wrote that before she got too skinny...)

 

88. My favorite band is Great Big Sea. I've seen them in concert multiple times.

 

89. I have two favorite movies. I can't pick one over the other because they are both so different: A Very Long Engagement and The Big Lebowski .

 

90. I don't really watch TV that much. During the time I spent living in Chicago, I did without one for 6 months, and then broke down and got a TV and cable hookup just to watch Le Tour de France on OLN.

 

91. I'm a cycling junkie during the major races. I think Phil Liggett has moments of true brilliance. "To wear the yellow jersey is to mingle with the gods of cycling".

 

92. I still admire pro-cyclists even though I know just about the entire peloton in pro-cycling is dirty somehow.

 

93. I've had a couple of pretty traumatic experiences in my life which caused me to lose a lot of trust in people.

 

94. Despite this, I still have a generally sunny outlook on life and truly believe that the vast majority of people really do have good intentions.

 

95. I have mixed feelings about religion due to one of these experiences. I still have not made up my mind completely about how I feel. I just know that organized religion is pretty much not for me.

 

96. I still respect the beliefs of others and their right to have those beliefs.

 

97. I have no clue as to where I see myself in 10 years.

 

98. I do know that if nothing else, I plan to be living in a home of my own design. I've been collecting lots of ideas for a long time. It will have a conservatory/greenhouse.

 

99. When I retire I want to travel even more even though I have been doing it all my life.

 

100. I feel really egotistical after having written all of these "I" and "me" things.

 

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Okay...there is a story about how I came up with this idea. When I first saw the theme, "Personality", I freaked out. One reason I decided to enter Phoebe into Dalicious was so I could develop her personality a little...and then the first challenge wants to know what it is. Great...just great.

 

I don't know much about Phoebe's personality. I mean I know some, but not anything I would be able to easily represent in a photo, so I was confuzzled about what to do. For a brief moment I thought of just dropping the contest...seriously.

 

But I'm not a quitter so I started thinking, what do you do when you want to know more about your personality? Do some research. The Myers-Briggs personality types are pretty well known so I thought those were good to focus on. As you can see, Phoebe has hung the chart on her wall and made some notes on it trying to figure out her own personality. She has the books and a quiz scattered around on the floor and her laptop suggests she is doing more research trying to figure it out (really, I'm trying to figure it out).

 

I knew this would be wildly different from what everyone else would do. That can be good and bad. Good because different is unique. Bad because I doubt everyone will get it and what this has to do with personality, but at least I had an entry. :P

 

As a photo I know it is horribly flawed. :( Because I focused on Phoebe the charts are not so easy to read...that makes it a little confusing, I know. So I liked the idea I came up with but I'm not as happy with the actual photo as I would like. Next time I hope to do better.

 

As for Phoebe...I think she is ENTP, "Inventor"...because she obviously thinks too much. :P

Christus, das reine Gotteslamm

 

1.) Christus, das reine Gotteslamm,

Auf sich von mir die Sünde nahm

Und warf sie in des Meeres Grund,

Dass sie mir nun nicht schaden kunnt.

 

2.) Wie kommts, ach du meine Jesulein,

Dass du auf dich die Sünde mein

So gar nimmst, dass nun nicht mehr

Sie mich betrüb'n, ach du, mein Herr?

 

3.) Macht das nicht deine Liebe groß,

Die du in uns durch deinen Schoß

Genossen hast, in dem du bist

Ein Mensch worden, Herr Jesu Christ?

 

4.) Ach, wie freundlich bist du, mein Herr,

Der du mein Bruder kommst hierher

Und sprichst: In dir ich wohnen will.

Ach Herr, das ist ja gar zu viel.

 

5.) Doch weil es hat gefallen dir,

So nehm ich dich mit Herzbegier

Durch den Glauben in meine Seel', -

Ach komm zu mir auf dein Befehl!

 

6.) Dich will ich haben herzlich gern

Und diese Welt gar gern entpern, (a)

Dass du nur mit dem Heilgen Geist

In mir, ach Herr Christ, immer seist.

 

7.) Nun will ich sing' und fröhlich sein,

Denn ich ja das schön' Jesulein

Jetzt trag in meines Herzens Schrein,

Dass ich nimmer vergesse sein,

 

8.) Davon ich allzeit fröhlich bin,

Zu singen mit Herz, Mut und Sinn:

Jesu, Jesu, mein Brüderlein,

Erfreue du das Herze mein.

 

9.) Sing und spring in mir immer fein,

Sag du zu mir: 'mein Brüderlein,

Dein Herz soll fröhlich sein mit Lust,

Denn du hast mir mein Blut gekost.'

 

(a) sinngemäß 'loslassen', das Wort konnte nicht nachgewiesen werden

 

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Autor: Stephan Praetorius

Melodie: Vom Himmel hoch, da komm ich her

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gefunden in:

Das deutsche evangelische Kirchenlied

des siebzehnten Jahrhunderts

Herausgegeben von Albert Fischer und W. Tümpel

Erster Band

Druck und Verlag C. Bertelsmann

Gütersloh, 1904

Liednummer 224

Thema: Christuslied

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Stephan Praetorius, dt. auch Schulte (* 3. Mai 1536 in Salzwedel; † 5. Mai 1603 ebenda) war ein deutscher evangelisch-lutherischer Theologe und Erbauungsschriftsteller.

Praetorius besuchte die Schule des Reformators Abdias Prätorius (1524-1573) in seiner Vaterstadt, danach ein Gymnasium in Magdeburg. 1558 immatrikulierte er sich an der Universität Rostock, wo er sich vor allem David Chyträus (1530-1600) anschloss. Um sich seinen Unterhalt zu verdienen, unterrichtete er selbst. 1565 verließ er Rostock, nachdem er zwei Jahre zuvor promoviert hatte. Von Johann Agricola Eisleben jun. (um 1560-1594) wurde er in Berlin zum Prediger für Salzwedel ordiniert, wo er zuerst als Diakon (zweiter Pfarrer) an der Augustinerkirche, von 1569 bis zu seinem Tode als Pfarrer an der Katharinenkirche wirkte.

Praetorius errichtete eine Lateinschule, für die er einige Lehrbücher veröffentlichte. Besondere Aufmerksamkeit erregten jedoch seine seelsorgerlichen Traktate und Erbauungsschriften, die der Pfarrer Gottfried Arnold (1666-1714) auf insgesamt 80 bezifferte. Johann Arndt gab 1622 eine thematisch geordnete Sammlung der Schriften von Praetorius heraus. Martin Statius (1589-1655) stellte 1625 eine neue Auswahl zusammen, die er 1636 unter dem Titel 'Geistliche Schatzkammer der Gläubigen' umfassend erweiterte und die bis ins 19. Jahrhundert vielfach nachgedruckt wurde. Die schwedische Übersetzung hatte große Bedeutung für den Pietismus in Schweden. Von der dänischen Übersetzung erschien noch 2008 eine Neuauflage. Seine Veröffentlichungen enthalten auch einige wenige geistliche Lieder, von denen der Hymnologe Albert Fischer in seine ab 1904 in Gütersloh herausgegebene Sammlung 'Das deutsche Kirchenlied' zwei Lieder aufgenommen hat.

Obwohl Praetorius der lutherischen Rechtgläubigkeit zuzurechnen ist, legte er größten Wert auf die persönliche Heiligung im Leben, was ihm Angriffe seitens der Kirchenleitung und von Kollegen eintrug. Besonders wurde seine Aussage, der wahrhaft gläubige Mensch könne keine Todsünde begehen, scharf kritisiert.

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Pu'u 'Ualaka'a State Park

  

+ Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You / Marimba Version (INFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1jceplJ9o

  

[ENTP]

 

+ Drake - Started From the Bottom (Miles McCullough) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

 

+ Replay (Prequel) [Music Video] - Iyaz (ENTJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxV9g7lsFE

 

+ Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On (feat. Spraga Benz) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4apHuWytLko

 

+ Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina- Stereo Love (ISFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfl76Sr-Rsk

 

+ BOA - Eat You Up (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLnr2u_nj10

 

+ Ne-Yo - Miss Independent (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k

 

+ Shaggy- It Wasn't Me (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE

 

+ T Pain- I’m N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E

 

+ La Bouche- Sweet Dreams (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmuL2ve6C8M

  

+ Dr. Gogineni (Indian American) (OrthoVirginia Stone Springs) (Kimberly Szu Mai Johnson’s Big Brother)

 

+ Caucasian Lawyer John (Rofida’s Boyfriend) (all Rofida Kiwan and Kim J. talk about is how much sex they have with their partners) (Pastor John Piper’s Son) (Desiring God: www.desiringgod.org/about)

 

+ Ben (Caucasian American) (Owen’s-INFJ Brother) (The Goddard School)

 

+ JD Deal (1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Portuguese American) (La La’s- INFJ big brother) (Caleb’s- INTJ big brother) (The Goddard School)

 

+ Dr. Reverend Dustyn Deal (Caucasian American) (Beatriz’s- INFJ Husband) (Desiring God: www.desiringgod.org/about)

 

+ Max McCullough (1/2 Caucasian American 1/2 African American) (The Goddard School)

 

+ Marcus McCullough (African American) (Meghan’s-INFJ Husband)

 

+ Joshua Johnson (1/2 Chinese American 1/2 African American) (The Goddard School)

 

+ Two African American Pediatrican's (one born in America and one born in Africa, later getting American citizenship) (reminds me of James Earl Jones) (my friends all want me to wear lingerie from Victoria Secret, but i just like granny panties. [INFJ Caucasian Nurse walks in] in fact, my husband doesn't need me to wear any of that crap, he just wants me to get naked.) (that's so cool, your son works at that fancy Pet Hotel: oldetownepetresort.com) (helped with the births of Jet, Joshua, Jia, and John) (Inova Fair Oaks Hospital)

 

+ Older Caucasian Lawyer (i’m sorry your grandpa passed away, i enjoyed our road trip. i also enjoyed our quality time together, cleaning up and organizing all his things. i know you rather me say my name is Kimberly, so now all I call myself is Kim K.) (Dr. John Lee’s Class-INTJ wing man) (John Leland Center for Theological Studies)

 

+ Dr. Reverend Ernie Brunson (Leomia’s- ISFJ Husband) (INTP) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)

 

+ Stephen Parks (Sue Park’s- INFJ Husband) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)

 

+ Dr. Reverend Joseph Glaze ([said kindly]: “why don’t you want to do the Scripture Reading?, why won’t you open your eyes when i’m doing my sermon?, you should wear eye liner at least, stares me down when i clean the floor, you should let the wife win to maintain the peace in the marriage) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)

 

+ Dr. Garvey (Older Italian American) (Little Italy & Chinatown) ([it’s dark and class is over. Dr. G taps my shoulder] “you really should take your headphones off, you’ll be able to hear the sounds of New York better, you sound like someone…”) (New York University Public Speaking Course)

 

+ Dr. Desmond DDS (Haitian American, looks Ethiopian) (Life in The Big Apple) (Kimberly S. Kan’s Big Brother) (INTP) (New York University College of Dentistry)

 

+ Older Caucasian Dentist (got kicked out of the Air Force for cheating) (Peruvian Chicken-lunch break) (NVDC in Falls Church, VA-INTJ Vietnamese American Dentist Mom wing woman) (University of Maryland School of Dentistry)

 

+ Varun (Indian American) (Marymount University) (why are you so racist? stop being broke bitch) (thank you for the personalized wedding wine glasses from Things Remembered) (the look) (Kimberly Szu Mai Kan’s Younger Brother)

 

+ Gary Robinson (African American) (George Mason)

 

+ Dr. Milan Simanek DDS (Czechoslovakian American) (George Mason University)

 

+ Dr. Hugh Campbell DDS (African American) (looks like James Earl Jones) (all my kids and wife have nice cars. oh, i like your car it's simple and as long as it takes you from point a to b, thats good. it's a bit messy, i can clean the fast food wrappers out if you'd like.) (my wife has everything materially, what do you think i should buy her for her birthday? a candle, a box of chocolates, something for dinner maybe? i really wanted to say something else, but that'd be inappropriate) (i've never been to your mom's clinic before, thanks for taking me) [Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD] (my mom (INTJ) really likes you (ENTP), she enjoys sitting beside you during CE courses. i know you're married and my mom's a widow, but if you weren't married, i'd...) (Meharry Medical College School of Dentistry)

 

+ Mohammed (Iranian American) (Marymount University)

 

+ Joel Malagasy (Madagascan American) (Marymount University)

 

+ Dr. Reverend Bronson O. Johnson (African American) (Marymount University)

 

+ Meri-En Damjankovic (Serbian American) (Marymount University)

 

+ Matt Hyder (Caucasian American) (hyperactive mind, all we talked about was sex, and joked eachother all through College) (everyone knows Matt!) (Marymount University)

 

+ Beau (Caucasian American) (i introduced Cynthia-INFJ to Beau) (Army) (Kim’s #1 Fan, BIO CREW 4 LYFE) (Marymount University)

 

+ Michael P. (Polish Canadian) (University of Toronto) (Canada Summer Vacation)

 

+ Older Caucasian British Man working at the Mall Food Court (Ava Max: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpdFcQbZ2TI&list=RDL0TMA0GRBV...) (Unknown - Gotta Have It: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCjz5cMGtfs&list=RDL0TMA0GRBV...) (your dicks my medicine) (my first time clubbing in London!) (University of London) (you look rich and could loosen up a bit, i don't trust you, you look a bit like Hugh Jackman, i dunno) (London Summer Vacation)

 

+ Stephen (Caucasian American) (Yoshi’s Best Friend) (Bishop Ireton High School)

 

+ Steven (Caucasian American) (thanks for keeping me company at my locker and for making me laugh. i enjoyed spending time with you behind the scenes of The King and I.) (Bishop Ireton High School)

 

+ Danny Cougut (1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Filipino) (i won't tell) (isn't this better than watching porn?) (my parents really like you) (you have a beautiful voice, it's music to my ears) (you write the loveliest and most eloquent letters) (Jazz Club) (Winter Ball) (Silver Diner) (Computer Labs, Armando Herradura- ISTJ wing man) (Bishop Ireton High School)

 

+ Uncle Richard (Robert P. Kan’s 4th sibling) (Chinese born in Bangladesh)

 

+ Maggie Dressel (Caucasian American) (St. Bernadette’s Elementary School) (8th Grade Best Friends)

 

+ Shabhi Toteja (Indian American) (University of Pennsylvania) (Kimberly Szu Mai Kan’s Big Brother)

www.mypersonality.info/

+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.

+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]

+ I wear Bally’s shoes.

+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.

+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!

+ when are we going shopping?

+ when are we going to the famers market?

+ when are we going to the thrift store?

+ how many Louis purses do you own?

+ how many hits did you make?

+ how many followers do you have?

+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]

+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]

+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.

+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.

+ I’m married!

+ I’m single!

+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.

+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.

+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)

+ I’m a brunette with big tits.

+ i don’t like your hair.

+ I have a nice ass.

+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!

+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!

+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!

+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!

+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!

+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.

+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).

+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.

+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.

+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)

+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)

+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)

+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)

+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]

+ My husband cheats on me.

+ My wife is a liar.

+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.

+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.

+ I have a larger house than you.

+ I own a couple of small houses.

+ I own a couple of large houses.

+ I own land.

+ I own a Yacht.

+ I own a dog.

+ I own a cat.

+ I have a more expensive car than you.

+ I have over 15 expensive cars.

+ I have 100 expensive cars.

+ I’m divorced.

+ This is my 7th marriage.

+ I’m a Dentist.

+ I’m a Garbage Collector.

+ I’m a Stripper.

+ I’m a Phlebotomist.

+ I’m a Pharmacist.

+ I’m a Nurse.

+ i’m a rapper.

+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.

+ I’m a white rapper.

+ I’m an asian rapper.

+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.

+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!

+ I get paid over three figures.

+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.

+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.

+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.

+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.

+ people make fun of me and call me fat.

+ people be saying i’m stupid.

+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.

+ i’m shy.

+ i’m scared.

+ I’m sad and angry.

+ i’m bold and confident.

+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.

+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!

+ i shop at walmart and target.

+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.

+ I voted!

+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.

+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.

+ I didn’t vote. COVID.

+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.

+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!

+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!

+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.

+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”

+ I date black guys, be like me.

+ I date white guys, be like me.

+ I date girls, be like me.

+ I date boys, be like me.

+ I date boys and girls, be like me.

+ I’m into latino men.

+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!

+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…

+ I still don't have a podcast.

+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.

+ what are you going to do with all that money?

+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?

+ i gambled all my money.

+ i ate leftovers again.

+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.

+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.

+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.

+ you talk too much. shut up.

+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!

+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?

+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.

+ i have 12 kids!

+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.

+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.

+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!

+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.

+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!

+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!

+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!

+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.

+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.

+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.

+ i had 11 abortions.

+ i murdered someone.

+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).

+ i watch porn.

+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.

+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!

+ my son has down syndrome.

+ my daughter has down syndrome.

+ wait, your kids retarded?

+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)

+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!

+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.

+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.

+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.

+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?

+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.

+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.

+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.

+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]

+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]

+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]

+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]

+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]

+ my dad is a garbage collector.

+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]

+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.

+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!

+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!

+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.

+ my mom is a school nurse.

+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!

+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!

+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!

+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.

+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!

+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]

+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!

+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.

+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!

+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.

+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!

+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]

+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).

+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.

+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!

+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]

+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.

+ what the hell is a FLICKR?

+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]

+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]

+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.

+ where’d you get that dress from?

+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].

+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.

+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]

+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.

+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)

+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.

+ are those Nike shoes or not?

+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.

+ i got an A!

+ I FAILED!

+ I PASSED!

+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)

+ I suck at Math.

+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?

+ I’m a Teacher.

+ I’m a Student.

+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.

+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]

+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.

+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?

+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]

+ you’re GAY!

+ you’re FAT!

+ you’re STUPID!

+ you’re UGLY!

+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.

+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?

+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.

+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?

aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?

+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.

+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.

+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!

+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.

+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.

+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.

+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.

+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.

+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.

+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.

+ i have 4 grand babies!

+ i don’t want to get married.

+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.

+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!

+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.

+ chest hair is gross.

+ i think chest hair is sexy.

+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.

+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!

+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]

+ am i late to the orgy?

+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?

+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?

+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?

+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.

+ I’m scared of the dark.

+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)

+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

+ you stink!

+ Nick Jonas, Robin Schulz - Right Now (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc97AUImI04

 

+ Lady Gaga (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Gaga

 

+ "what’s a gold bird, anyways?" -unknown

 

+ “i’m here to represent our family” - Lady Gaga + Kim K.

 

+ what is imposter syndrome?: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome

 

+ (ESTJ & INFJ) + (ENTP & INFJ) = INDEPENDENT (interdependent)

 

+ the sexual tension between these two is insane in the membrane.

 

+ Ne-Yo - Miss Independent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k

  

+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer (ENTP) is unhappy in his marriage, little to no coitus is occurring between him and his wife. Good business deal! ❤️💖💟😂💙

 

+ Mrs. Special ESTJ wants to feel heard, understood, and needs quality time with someone who actually gives a flying fuck. and is present and grateful for all that she is right now, without trying to change her into something she doesn’t even want to be.

  

+ Ava Max - OMG What's Happening (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ7Zw_ohxvU

 

+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI&list=RDMLG_DsCQMs...

  

+ Mrs. Special ESTJ goes back to her house and does her thing. She can’t stand her “HUSBAND” and “FATHER” to their 2 kids (why do children matter?). She’s pissed, spends a shit load of money on a bunch of bullshit, probably drinks a bit more than she should. Yes, Kim K. is still fat as hell, and no, of course you aren’t racist. Mrs. Special ESTJ is also bold as fuck, loyal, doesn’t have a wandering eye, truly wants to play house, for real real. She is incredibly open, honest, and candid about her life and woes.

  

+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer ENTP (1/2 Caucasian & 1/2 Kenyan) is sad as fuck (aren’t we all!), lonely, contemplating life, in need of deeper human connection (not just pictures of himself with a billion people), wants to feel understood, is healing from a good deal of trauma (childhood and adulthood). and is HORNY as fuck!!

 

+ Bar (ENTP Male): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_(establishment)

 

+ AC K: Rema, Selena Gomez - Calm Down (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcIcVapfqXw

  

+ It’s been a long day, and Lady Gaga needs some fresh air and decided to go for a walk. She wanted to clear her mind and take things a bit slower. At the corner of her eye, she sees a quaint NY British pub, that is offering an affordable lunch special. it’s a good deal and she’s trying to watch her spending habits. she needs time to decompress and is learning to sit by herself and enjoy her own company.

  

[Enter] (BAR) + (AC K)

 

+ Ava Max - My Head & My Heart (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8mBplMtwJ8

  

+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer ENTP talks a shit load to Lady Gaga (without really saying anything). he’s very charming and has excellent conversational skills. he’s a people person.

 

(in my head) (whispers)

 

Ga: I worship your dick.

Also Ga: I will put you in your place, you dick.

 

(FATHER) + Akon - Beautiful (ESTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOzN0eihsE

 

(little girl mom) + Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (INFP) (what is lust?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgT2XHYvf8c

 

+ Hello: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello

Me Land Chantilly

 

Things Aunty Lada (ISFJ) Does:

 

1. Get with a white man and have his baby. He then runs away, leaving the both of them.

2. Get with another white man, so he can help raise her newborn baby boy. Once she feels more secure, leaves the “young and immature” man for someone new.

3. Get with Old White Men (not necessarily well off).

4. Demand we go to California Pizza Kitchen, order one pizza for the 5 of us. Have a huge fight with Randy during lunch because he wanted to eat somewhere else, where we could order more food for cheaper. Kristina, Alex, and Kim will still be hungry after “lunch” and then head to Starbucks. Where Shei Shei will order a bunch of stuff for us, to fill us up.

5. Go to P.F. Chang’s and order 2 dishes for the three of us. Where Shei Shei and I will still be hungry, we’ll then head to McDonald’s and eat again.

6. Insist we come over to Randy and her house in Maryland so she can treat us to a steak and lobster dinner, but when we show up, she’ll ask us to pay for it. She’ll say something like, “i don’t have any cash right now, just my checkbook. if you pay for our dinner, i’ll pay you back later Mei Mei.”

7. Insist I go get Sushi with her, order a shit load of stuff and a whole bottle of wine, then ask me to pay for it. I’m still in High School.

8. work out daily.

9. look sexy.

10. dress well.

11. own a rolex.

12. have incredibly high expectations of you.

13. encourage you to become a dentist or writer, while being a less than mediocre “housewife.”

14. show off that all her friends are doctors, judges, lawyers, artists, musicians, authors, politicians, and business men/women. not in an encouraging way (collaborative spirit) but from a very insecure and hypercompetitive place.

15. have serious daddy and mommy issues. her parents passed away when she was very young.

16. be raised by her Laotian aunts. hate every second with them.

17. meet a Chinese man in Colorado and marry him to get the fuck out of her aunt’s house (i’m in jail!).

18. raise Kim K. as her own daughter. dress her up like an indian doll and teach her all sorts of stuff. be sad that she doesn’t have her own biological child yet.

19. have continuous fights with James (INFJ) about wanting to live a life of luxury (ie. Lavina Lavina Lavina) (Nicole’s a LAWYER [x100]). Having a 3 bedroom house with a large patio (beautiful lake view), Toyota, fridge filled with food, eating out on weekends, clothes, shoes, jewelry, some vacations, bills all paid for on time, and an active sex life wasn’t enough.

 

+ Tu cheez badi hai mast [Slowed+Reverb] - Udit Narayan | Neha Kakkar (what is Yeahweh and Aunty doing in there Popo?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjnICR5Z-M&list=RDnPjnICR5Z-...

 

18. give birth to Kristina (INTP), then complain that she hates motherhood.

19. continue complaining that The Chang Family still isn’t rich and American enough.

20. Get’s a job at Lord and Taylor, Bloomingdales, and Paul Mitchell (hair stylist). Spends her entire paycheck before coming home.

21. makes new white friends, who want to eat at the finest of restaurants and go clubbing on the weekends. also, “you need nicer (more) clothes and a nicer husband. your husband’s so mean.”

22. Gives Kristina to Popo (James’ ISFJ mother) so she can live it up! This life is boring, plain, too simple, James’ is the only man who yells and fights with his wife (he’s very angry), why doesn’t he have a higher paying job?, and i hate living with my in-laws. It’s embarrassing that you’re the Manager of Taco Bell and Miami Subs. (Question: if Lada didn’t royally piss you off, would you have had the drive to open up your own Newsstand? Eventually becoming a millionaire?) Just kidding, James Chang is BROKE AS FUCK! he eats at the Costco Food Court and won’t let us eat at Kings Dominion, we have to eat at the Burger King outside of the theme park before and after.

23. calls the cops (x100).

24. fights with her chinese ex husband, at his Mom’s house. writes a suicide note and leaves it at Popo’s Tiverton Drive Townhouse. the cops were called.

25. lives in her car with a broken window, patched up with duct tape.

26. shows up late or not at all during visits with Kristina (less than partial custody).

27. talk about the extravagant parties (The Great Gatsby) she’s attended, while leaving her home fridge completely empty and not giving any money to Kristina to get food. In which, Kristina will call Shei Shei for help. Shei Shei will help, but apparently Kim K. still hasn’t done enough.

28. complain that Kristina and Alex are “too much” and need a psychiatrist.

29. Places Alex in boarding school.

30. text Kim J. that if she doesn’t send Kristina $5,000 immediately for her emergency hospital visit (for overdosing on alcohol at a VCU dorm party) that the both of them will, “NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!”

31. not give a flying fuck that Kim J.’s pregnant with Jet Johnson.

32. Marry her deceased husband’s best friend, who is also an old white man.

 

+ The Great Gatsby: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gatsby

 

Jaslin Tsai (ISFJ Taiwanese American): WHY YOU NO COME TO BUS STOP EARLY SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT MY STUPID BORING UGLY HUSBAND. MY SON LOOKALIKE JUST LIKE YOSHI NAGASAKI (INTP). HE MUST HAVE AUTISM TOO. SOPHIA (ISFJ) GOING TO MARRY JET, THEY GOING TO MAKE KOREAN DRAMA. I LIKE WATCH THE KOREAN DRAMA VERY MUCH. i eat tsai! i make macaron lookalike a bear. i have INSTAGRAM page. YOU GIVE ME MONEY SO I OPEN REAL STORE! I DON’T LIKE MY HOUSE BAKERY! i dunno if i pay you back but I WANT MONEY NOW! i try pay you back. WAAAAAHHH WAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHH! why you no feel sorry for me? I AM ONLY ONE WITH PAIN! MY PAIN MORE PAINFUL THAN YOUR PAIN, YOU NO KNOW PAIN. YOU SPOILED FAT PIG. KIM BORN WITH GOLDEN SPOON IN HER MOUTH. i want a big blacka dick too. why you get RING system? [hasn’t showed up at my front door since then] i just don’t likea picture of me, i very shy private person. ALL I SAY IS I WANT A NEW HOUSE, A BIGGER HOUSA. THIS ONE TOO SMALL LA.

 

Kim K.: yea, we could start a book club, which will end up becoming free psychological counseling for you. and i’ll still be the one paying for lunch (high end) and buying you Costco hauls. and even then, you still won’t be grateful or give me any credit for anything.

 

Random Idiots: oh my god, look how sexy my friends are. i’m so hot and all my friends are super sexy, look how good we look? and her husbands WHITE! i don’t care that she has kids and they’re at home hungry. that’s not my problem. IT’S MY PARTY! my friends and i are the shit, look how sexy and rich we look! i bet everyone’s going to be super jealous when they see our pictures. #sexygirls #skinnygirlsrmorefun #carbsrevil #mydressisbetterthanurs #ucanonlywearthatdressonce

 

+ Celine Dion (Mom) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine_Dion

 

+ Shawn Mendes (INFJ) - Treat You Better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Jennifer Lopez (ISFJ) - I'm Into You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v-_-JjLnA&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Darrell Issa (Dad) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

 

+ Charlie Puth - Attention: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUBYHz_q1I&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

Me Land Chantilly

 

Things Aunty Lada (ISFJ) Does:

 

1. Get with a white man and have his baby. He then runs away, leaving the both of them.

2. Get with another white man, so he can help raise her newborn baby boy. Once she feels more secure, leaves the “young and immature” man for someone new.

3. Get with Old White Men (not necessarily well off).

4. Demand we go to California Pizza Kitchen, order one pizza for the 5 of us. Have a huge fight with Randy during lunch because he wanted to eat somewhere else, where we could order more food for cheaper. Kristina, Alex, and Kim will still be hungry after “lunch” and then head to Starbucks. Where Shei Shei will order a bunch of stuff for us, to fill us up.

5. Go to P.F. Chang’s and order 2 dishes for the three of us. Where Shei Shei and I will still be hungry, we’ll then head to McDonald’s and eat again.

6. Insist we come over to Randy and her house in Maryland so she can treat us to a steak and lobster dinner, but when we show up, she’ll ask us to pay for it. She’ll say something like, “i don’t have any cash right now, just my checkbook. if you pay for our dinner, i’ll pay you back later Mei Mei.”

7. Insist I go get Sushi with her, order a shit load of stuff and a whole bottle of wine, then ask me to pay for it. I’m still in High School.

8. work out daily.

9. look sexy.

10. dress well.

11. own a rolex.

12. have incredibly high expectations of you.

13. encourage you to become a dentist or writer, while being a less than mediocre “housewife.”

14. show off that all her friends are doctors, judges, lawyers, artists, musicians, authors, politicians, and business men/women. not in an encouraging way (collaborative spirit) but from a very insecure and hypercompetitive place.

15. have serious daddy and mommy issues. her parents passed away when she was very young.

16. be raised by her Laotian aunts. hate every second with them.

17. meet a Chinese man in Colorado and marry him to get the fuck out of her aunt’s house (i’m in jail!).

18. raise Kim K. as her own daughter. dress her up like an indian doll and teach her all sorts of stuff. be sad that she doesn’t have her own biological child yet.

19. have continuous fights with James (INFJ) about wanting to live a life of luxury (ie. Lavina Lavina Lavina) (Nicole’s a LAWYER [x100]). Having a 3 bedroom house with a large patio (beautiful lake view), Toyota, fridge filled with food, eating out on weekends, clothes, shoes, jewelry, some vacations, bills all paid for on time, and an active sex life wasn’t enough.

 

+ Tu cheez badi hai mast [Slowed+Reverb] - Udit Narayan | Neha Kakkar (what is Yeahweh and Aunty doing in there Popo?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjnICR5Z-M&list=RDnPjnICR5Z-...

 

18. give birth to Kristina (INTP), then complain that she hates motherhood.

19. continue complaining that The Chang Family still isn’t rich and American enough.

20. Get’s a job at Lord and Taylor, Bloomingdales, and Paul Mitchell (hair stylist). Spends her entire paycheck before coming home.

21. makes new white friends, who want to eat at the finest of restaurants and go clubbing on the weekends. also, “you need nicer (more) clothes and a nicer husband. your husband’s so mean.”

22. Gives Kristina to Popo (James’ ISFJ mother) so she can live it up! This life is boring, plain, too simple, James’ is the only man who yells and fights with his wife (he’s very angry), why doesn’t he have a higher paying job?, and i hate living with my in-laws. It’s embarrassing that you’re the Manager of Taco Bell and Miami Subs. (Question: if Lada didn’t royally piss you off, would you have had the drive to open up your own Newsstand? Eventually becoming a millionaire?) Just kidding, James Chang is BROKE AS FUCK! he eats at the Costco Food Court and won’t let us eat at Kings Dominion, we have to eat at the Burger King outside of the theme park before and after.

23. calls the cops (x100).

24. fights with her chinese ex husband, at his Mom’s house. writes a suicide note and leaves it at Popo’s Tiverton Drive Townhouse. the cops were called.

25. lives in her car with a broken window, patched up with duct tape.

26. shows up late or not at all during visits with Kristina (less than partial custody).

27. talk about the extravagant parties (The Great Gatsby) she’s attended, while leaving her home fridge completely empty and not giving any money to Kristina to get food. In which, Kristina will call Shei Shei for help. Shei Shei will help, but apparently Kim K. still hasn’t done enough.

28. complain that Kristina and Alex are “too much” and need a psychiatrist.

29. Places Alex in boarding school.

30. text Kim J. that if she doesn’t send Kristina $5,000 immediately for her emergency hospital visit (for overdosing on alcohol at a VCU dorm party) that the both of them will, “NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!”

31. not give a flying fuck that Kim J.’s pregnant with Jet Johnson.

32. Marry her deceased husband’s best friend, who is also an old white man.

 

+ The Great Gatsby: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gatsby

 

Jaslin Tsai (ISFJ Taiwanese American): WHY YOU NO COME TO BUS STOP EARLY SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT MY STUPID BORING UGLY HUSBAND. MY SON LOOKALIKE JUST LIKE YOSHI NAGASAKI (INTP). HE MUST HAVE AUTISM TOO. SOPHIA (ISFJ) GOING TO MARRY JET, THEY GOING TO MAKE KOREAN DRAMA. I LIKE WATCH THE KOREAN DRAMA VERY MUCH. i eat tsai! i make macaron lookalike a bear. i have INSTAGRAM page. YOU GIVE ME MONEY SO I OPEN REAL STORE! I DON’T LIKE MY HOUSE BAKERY! i dunno if i pay you back but I WANT MONEY NOW! i try pay you back. WAAAAAHHH WAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHH! why you no feel sorry for me? I AM ONLY ONE WITH PAIN! MY PAIN MORE PAINFUL THAN YOUR PAIN, YOU NO KNOW PAIN. YOU SPOILED FAT PIG. KIM BORN WITH GOLDEN SPOON IN HER MOUTH. i want a big blacka dick too. why you get RING system? [hasn’t showed up at my front door since then] i just don’t likea picture of me, i very shy private person. ALL I SAY IS I WANT A NEW HOUSE, A BIGGER HOUSA. THIS ONE TOO SMALL LA.

 

Kim K.: yea, we could start a book club, which will end up becoming free psychological counseling for you. and i’ll still be the one paying for lunch (high end) and buying you Costco hauls. and even then, you still won’t be grateful or give me any credit for anything.

 

Random Idiots: oh my god, look how sexy my friends are. i’m so hot and all my friends are super sexy, look how good we look? and her husbands WHITE! i don’t care that she has kids and they’re at home hungry. that’s not my problem. IT’S MY PARTY! my friends and i are the shit, look how sexy and rich we look! i bet everyone’s going to be super jealous when they see our pictures. #sexygirls #skinnygirlsrmorefun #carbsrevil #mydressisbetterthanurs #ucanonlywearthatdressonce

 

+ Celine Dion (Mom) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine_Dion

 

+ Shawn Mendes (INFJ) - Treat You Better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Jennifer Lopez (ISFJ) - I'm Into You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v-_-JjLnA&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Darrell Issa (Dad) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

 

+ Charlie Puth - Attention: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUBYHz_q1I&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

  

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Me Land Chantilly

 

Things Aunty Lada (ISFJ) Does:

 

1. Get with a white man and have his baby. He then runs away, leaving the both of them.

2. Get with another white man, so he can help raise her newborn baby boy. Once she feels more secure, leaves the “young and immature” man for someone new.

3. Get with Old White Men (not necessarily well off).

4. Demand we go to California Pizza Kitchen, order one pizza for the 5 of us. Have a huge fight with Randy during lunch because he wanted to eat somewhere else, where we could order more food for cheaper. Kristina, Alex, and Kim will still be hungry after “lunch” and then head to Starbucks. Where Shei Shei will order a bunch of stuff for us, to fill us up.

5. Go to P.F. Chang’s and order 2 dishes for the three of us. Where Shei Shei and I will still be hungry, we’ll then head to McDonald’s and eat again.

6. Insist we come over to Randy and her house in Maryland so she can treat us to a steak and lobster dinner, but when we show up, she’ll ask us to pay for it. She’ll say something like, “i don’t have any cash right now, just my checkbook. if you pay for our dinner, i’ll pay you back later Mei Mei.”

7. Insist I go get Sushi with her, order a shit load of stuff and a whole bottle of wine, then ask me to pay for it. I’m still in High School.

8. work out daily.

9. look sexy.

10. dress well.

11. own a rolex.

12. have incredibly high expectations of you.

13. encourage you to become a dentist or writer, while being a less than mediocre “housewife.”

14. show off that all her friends are doctors, judges, lawyers, artists, musicians, authors, politicians, and business men/women. not in an encouraging way (collaborative spirit) but from a very insecure and hypercompetitive place.

15. have serious daddy and mommy issues. her parents passed away when she was very young.

16. be raised by her Laotian aunts. hate every second with them.

17. meet a Chinese man in Colorado and marry him to get the fuck out of her aunt’s house (i’m in jail!).

18. raise Kim K. as her own daughter. dress her up like an indian doll and teach her all sorts of stuff. be sad that she doesn’t have her own biological child yet.

19. have continuous fights with James (INFJ) about wanting to live a life of luxury (ie. Lavina Lavina Lavina) (Nicole’s a LAWYER [x100]). Having a 3 bedroom house with a large patio (beautiful lake view), Toyota, fridge filled with food, eating out on weekends, clothes, shoes, jewelry, some vacations, bills all paid for on time, and an active sex life wasn’t enough.

 

+ Tu cheez badi hai mast [Slowed+Reverb] - Udit Narayan | Neha Kakkar (what is Yeahweh and Aunty doing in there Popo?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjnICR5Z-M&list=RDnPjnICR5Z-...

 

18. give birth to Kristina (INTP), then complain that she hates motherhood.

19. continue complaining that The Chang Family still isn’t rich and American enough.

20. Get’s a job at Lord and Taylor, Bloomingdales, and Paul Mitchell (hair stylist). Spends her entire paycheck before coming home.

21. makes new white friends, who want to eat at the finest of restaurants and go clubbing on the weekends. also, “you need nicer (more) clothes and a nicer husband. your husband’s so mean.”

22. Gives Kristina to Popo (James’ ISFJ mother) so she can live it up! This life is boring, plain, too simple, James’ is the only man who yells and fights with his wife (he’s very angry), why doesn’t he have a higher paying job?, and i hate living with my in-laws. It’s embarrassing that you’re the Manager of Taco Bell and Miami Subs. (Question: if Lada didn’t royally piss you off, would you have had the drive to open up your own Newsstand? Eventually becoming a millionaire?) Just kidding, James Chang is BROKE AS FUCK! he eats at the Costco Food Court and won’t let us eat at Kings Dominion, we have to eat at the Burger King outside of the theme park before and after.

23. calls the cops (x100).

24. fights with her chinese ex husband, at his Mom’s house. writes a suicide note and leaves it at Popo’s Tiverton Drive Townhouse. the cops were called.

25. lives in her car with a broken window, patched up with duct tape.

26. shows up late or not at all during visits with Kristina (less than partial custody).

27. talk about the extravagant parties (The Great Gatsby) she’s attended, while leaving her home fridge completely empty and not giving any money to Kristina to get food. In which, Kristina will call Shei Shei for help. Shei Shei will help, but apparently Kim K. still hasn’t done enough.

28. complain that Kristina and Alex are “too much” and need a psychiatrist.

29. Places Alex in boarding school.

30. text Kim J. that if she doesn’t send Kristina $5,000 immediately for her emergency hospital visit (for overdosing on alcohol at a VCU dorm party) that the both of them will, “NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!”

31. not give a flying fuck that Kim J.’s pregnant with Jet Johnson.

32. Marry her deceased husband’s best friend, who is also an old white man.

 

+ The Great Gatsby: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gatsby

 

Jaslin Tsai (ISFJ Taiwanese American): WHY YOU NO COME TO BUS STOP EARLY SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT MY STUPID BORING UGLY HUSBAND. MY SON LOOKALIKE JUST LIKE YOSHI NAGASAKI (INTP). HE MUST HAVE AUTISM TOO. SOPHIA (ISFJ) GOING TO MARRY JET, THEY GOING TO MAKE KOREAN DRAMA. I LIKE WATCH THE KOREAN DRAMA VERY MUCH. i eat tsai! i make macaron lookalike a bear. i have INSTAGRAM page. YOU GIVE ME MONEY SO I OPEN REAL STORE! I DON’T LIKE MY HOUSE BAKERY! i dunno if i pay you back but I WANT MONEY NOW! i try pay you back. WAAAAAHHH WAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHH! why you no feel sorry for me? I AM ONLY ONE WITH PAIN! MY PAIN MORE PAINFUL THAN YOUR PAIN, YOU NO KNOW PAIN. YOU SPOILED FAT PIG. KIM BORN WITH GOLDEN SPOON IN HER MOUTH. i want a big blacka dick too. why you get RING system? [hasn’t showed up at my front door since then] i just don’t likea picture of me, i very shy private person. ALL I SAY IS I WANT A NEW HOUSE, A BIGGER HOUSA. THIS ONE TOO SMALL LA.

 

Kim K.: yea, we could start a book club, which will end up becoming free psychological counseling for you. and i’ll still be the one paying for lunch (high end) and buying you Costco hauls. and even then, you still won’t be grateful or give me any credit for anything.

 

Random Idiots: oh my god, look how sexy my friends are. i’m so hot and all my friends are super sexy, look how good we look? and her husbands WHITE! i don’t care that she has kids and they’re at home hungry. that’s not my problem. IT’S MY PARTY! my friends and i are the shit, look how sexy and rich we look! i bet everyone’s going to be super jealous when they see our pictures. #sexygirls #skinnygirlsrmorefun #carbsrevil #mydressisbetterthanurs #ucanonlywearthatdressonce

 

+ Celine Dion (Mom) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine_Dion

 

+ Shawn Mendes (INFJ) - Treat You Better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Jennifer Lopez (ISFJ) - I'm Into You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v-_-JjLnA&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Darrell Issa (Dad) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

 

+ Charlie Puth - Attention: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUBYHz_q1I&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

Me Land Chantilly

 

Things Aunty Lada (ISFJ) Does:

 

1. Get with a white man and have his baby. He then runs away, leaving the both of them.

2. Get with another white man, so he can help raise her newborn baby boy. Once she feels more secure, leaves the “young and immature” man for someone new.

3. Get with Old White Men (not necessarily well off).

4. Demand we go to California Pizza Kitchen, order one pizza for the 5 of us. Have a huge fight with Randy during lunch because he wanted to eat somewhere else, where we could order more food for cheaper. Kristina, Alex, and Kim will still be hungry after “lunch” and then head to Starbucks. Where Shei Shei will order a bunch of stuff for us, to fill us up.

5. Go to P.F. Chang’s and order 2 dishes for the three of us. Where Shei Shei and I will still be hungry, we’ll then head to McDonald’s and eat again.

6. Insist we come over to Randy and her house in Maryland so she can treat us to a steak and lobster dinner, but when we show up, she’ll ask us to pay for it. She’ll say something like, “i don’t have any cash right now, just my checkbook. if you pay for our dinner, i’ll pay you back later Mei Mei.”

7. Insist I go get Sushi with her, order a shit load of stuff and a whole bottle of wine, then ask me to pay for it. I’m still in High School.

8. work out daily.

9. look sexy.

10. dress well.

11. own a rolex.

12. have incredibly high expectations of you.

13. encourage you to become a dentist or writer, while being a less than mediocre “housewife.”

14. show off that all her friends are doctors, judges, lawyers, artists, musicians, authors, politicians, and business men/women. not in an encouraging way (collaborative spirit) but from a very insecure and hypercompetitive place.

15. have serious daddy and mommy issues. her parents passed away when she was very young.

16. be raised by her Laotian aunts. hate every second with them.

17. meet a Chinese man in Colorado and marry him to get the fuck out of her aunt’s house (i’m in jail!).

18. raise Kim K. as her own daughter. dress her up like an indian doll and teach her all sorts of stuff. be sad that she doesn’t have her own biological child yet.

19. have continuous fights with James (INFJ) about wanting to live a life of luxury (ie. Lavina Lavina Lavina) (Nicole’s a LAWYER [x100]). Having a 3 bedroom house with a large patio (beautiful lake view), Toyota, fridge filled with food, eating out on weekends, clothes, shoes, jewelry, some vacations, bills all paid for on time, and an active sex life wasn’t enough.

 

+ Tu cheez badi hai mast [Slowed+Reverb] - Udit Narayan | Neha Kakkar (what is Yeahweh and Aunty doing in there Popo?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjnICR5Z-M&list=RDnPjnICR5Z-...

 

18. give birth to Kristina (INTP), then complain that she hates motherhood.

19. continue complaining that The Chang Family still isn’t rich and American enough.

20. Get’s a job at Lord and Taylor, Bloomingdales, and Paul Mitchell (hair stylist). Spends her entire paycheck before coming home.

21. makes new white friends, who want to eat at the finest of restaurants and go clubbing on the weekends. also, “you need nicer (more) clothes and a nicer husband. your husband’s so mean.”

22. Gives Kristina to Popo (James’ ISFJ mother) so she can live it up! This life is boring, plain, too simple, James’ is the only man who yells and fights with his wife (he’s very angry), why doesn’t he have a higher paying job?, and i hate living with my in-laws. It’s embarrassing that you’re the Manager of Taco Bell and Miami Subs. (Question: if Lada didn’t royally piss you off, would you have had the drive to open up your own Newsstand? Eventually becoming a millionaire?) Just kidding, James Chang is BROKE AS FUCK! he eats at the Costco Food Court and won’t let us eat at Kings Dominion, we have to eat at the Burger King outside of the theme park before and after.

23. calls the cops (x100).

24. fights with her chinese ex husband, at his Mom’s house. writes a suicide note and leaves it at Popo’s Tiverton Drive Townhouse. the cops were called.

25. lives in her car with a broken window, patched up with duct tape.

26. shows up late or not at all during visits with Kristina (less than partial custody).

27. talk about the extravagant parties (The Great Gatsby) she’s attended, while leaving her home fridge completely empty and not giving any money to Kristina to get food. In which, Kristina will call Shei Shei for help. Shei Shei will help, but apparently Kim K. still hasn’t done enough.

28. complain that Kristina and Alex are “too much” and need a psychiatrist.

29. Places Alex in boarding school.

30. text Kim J. that if she doesn’t send Kristina $5,000 immediately for her emergency hospital visit (for overdosing on alcohol at a VCU dorm party) that the both of them will, “NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!”

31. not give a flying fuck that Kim J.’s pregnant with Jet Johnson.

32. Marry her deceased husband’s best friend, who is also an old white man.

 

+ The Great Gatsby: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gatsby

 

Jaslin Tsai (ISFJ Taiwanese American): WHY YOU NO COME TO BUS STOP EARLY SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT MY STUPID BORING UGLY HUSBAND. MY SON LOOKALIKE JUST LIKE YOSHI NAGASAKI (INTP). HE MUST HAVE AUTISM TOO. SOPHIA (ISFJ) GOING TO MARRY JET, THEY GOING TO MAKE KOREAN DRAMA. I LIKE WATCH THE KOREAN DRAMA VERY MUCH. i eat tsai! i make macaron lookalike a bear. i have INSTAGRAM page. YOU GIVE ME MONEY SO I OPEN REAL STORE! I DON’T LIKE MY HOUSE BAKERY! i dunno if i pay you back but I WANT MONEY NOW! i try pay you back. WAAAAAHHH WAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHH! why you no feel sorry for me? I AM ONLY ONE WITH PAIN! MY PAIN MORE PAINFUL THAN YOUR PAIN, YOU NO KNOW PAIN. YOU SPOILED FAT PIG. KIM BORN WITH GOLDEN SPOON IN HER MOUTH. i want a big blacka dick too. why you get RING system? [hasn’t showed up at my front door since then] i just don’t likea picture of me, i very shy private person. ALL I SAY IS I WANT A NEW HOUSE, A BIGGER HOUSA. THIS ONE TOO SMALL LA.

 

Kim K.: yea, we could start a book club, which will end up becoming free psychological counseling for you. and i’ll still be the one paying for lunch (high end) and buying you Costco hauls. and even then, you still won’t be grateful or give me any credit for anything.

 

Random Idiots: oh my god, look how sexy my friends are. i’m so hot and all my friends are super sexy, look how good we look? and her husbands WHITE! i don’t care that she has kids and they’re at home hungry. that’s not my problem. IT’S MY PARTY! my friends and i are the shit, look how sexy and rich we look! i bet everyone’s going to be super jealous when they see our pictures. #sexygirls #skinnygirlsrmorefun #carbsrevil #mydressisbetterthanurs #ucanonlywearthatdressonce

 

+ Celine Dion (Mom) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine_Dion

 

+ Shawn Mendes (INFJ) - Treat You Better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Jennifer Lopez (ISFJ) - I'm Into You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v-_-JjLnA&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

 

+ Darrell Issa (Dad) (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

 

+ Charlie Puth - Attention: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUBYHz_q1I&list=RDflWmJ5K0xF...

Mermaids-Premiere-johnny-depp-and-winona-ryder-11394476-1465-2000[1]

John Leland Center for Theological Studies. Hi Dr. Lee!!

 

+ Allegory of the Cave: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave

  

+ Celine Dion- A New Day Has Come (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fmCwPLi954&list=RD8fmCwPLi95...

 

+ Enya - The Humming (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOP_PPavoLA&list=RDFOP_PPavoL...

  

[Pain]

 

We all have some form of pain, whether that be mental, physical, emotional or spiritual. We could look at one another and laugh at eachothers pain. We may dismiss the idea that others have pain. We could start comparing our pain with one another (ie. they’re going through a simple endoscopy but my mom died a year ago, i’ve got it much worse.)

 

I don’t think that type of attitude serves any of us. Some are even happy, at the idea, of others suffering. Yet, want empathy in return. They believe that if they can see others suffer or go through a great deal of pain, that somehow it will reduce their own hurt and pain. If others are miserable, then I can be happier and “win.” They find satisfaction is others sorrow and pain.

 

When we think like this, we put ourselves into hell. We are each, already going through our own set of grief, pain, and sorrow. To find satisfaction, entertainment, and happiness from someone else’s pain and suffering puts us in a greater state of hell. We are angry, hurt, resentful, bitter, jealous, lonely, and stuck in a comparison trap.

 

What we really want to do is understand our own pain. As well as, heal from past trauma. Trying our best to understand that other’s are in pain, not just physical. Just because someone isn’t wearing a cast, using crutches, has bandages on their head, wearing an eye patch, etc. does not mean they aren’t experiencing pain. If we can unite in our understanding that each and every one of us is going through our own hurts and pain, it can help lighten up our mental load. We are better intentioned (more well meaning), while approaching others. Helping us understand heaven a bit more.

 

When we can be vulnerable about what hurts us, we become braver for sharing our story. In hopes, that there is someone out there who can benefit from our vulnerability and story. Making others feel less alone (or jealous. it’s up to you.). If there is something that can be done to alleviate our pain, then by all means move towards that goal. However, there are certain instances when the pain is constant, permanent, and never ending. You can choose to remain angry at this, play the role of victim (seek continuous pitty), deny that your pain exists (ie. working even harder at the gym; when your body is saying “please stop and take a break”), hiding it (in hopes nobody finds out you’re human, flawed, and feel weak).

 

We can also embrace our pain. Exposing it. Shedding light on it. Sharing our vulnerabilities, hurts, sorrow, and weaknesses with the world. In hopes, that someone out there (in our great big world) may see themselves in us. By sharing our pain with quiet or bold confidence (not all “confidence” is LOUD and in your FACE.), someone out there may feel less alone and more understood. What we are each going through (in the darkness of our hearts) is difficult enough. By denying the existence of our pain (or making light of it), we loose our ability to deepen our relationship with others.

 

When you do become brave enough to share your story; many may reject it, laugh at it, not believe you, or not care. It’s not your job to force someone to listen or believe your story. The fact that you were brave enough to open yourself up to someone, sharing your highs and lows, is already a huge accomplishment. At the end of the day, YOU have to be most proud of yourself. Humans are funny, in that we like and sing your praises one minute. The next minute, we dislike you and are no longer your fan. To base our happiness and self worth on the opinion of whether someone approves or disapproves of us, is a lot of extra mental anguish. A type of hell, almost.

your type entp personality. can you try at similarminds.com/embj.html

Picture taken in Florida.

 

+ Desiring God (Pastor John Piper) (INFJ): www.desiringgod.org/about

 

+ Baek Ji Young(백지영) (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG1YtxHLB8

 

+ Chris Brown (INFJ) - Wall To Wall: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp9whofDaow

 

+ Gwen Stefani (MS) (INFP) - Hollaback Girl (Worship Pastor): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

 

+ Kendrick Lamar (INFJ) - HUMBLE. (Worship Pastor): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

 

+ Tasha Cobbs Leonard (ISFJ) - Break Every Chain (Worship Pastor): www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Mwqf40x48

 

+ The Message: The Bible in Contemporary Language (ENTP Deacon Don Mohl & ESFJ Janine Mohl): www.amazon.com/Message-Bible-Contemporary-Language/dp/157...

 

+ Bible Gateway (Online): www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/

 

+ Tyler Perry (Reverend Pastor Tyler) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Perry

 

+ Jay Nedaj Performing At KC Pride 2025 (Worship Pastor) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3au-vAlDfa8

❤️ Bridge ❤️

 

+ Braaheim - Paradise: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukkC0xeHB2o

 

+ Hugh Jackman (ENTP): www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=acc27629d...

 

+ Hugh Jackman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Jackman

 

+ Maroon 5 - Animals (Lyrics): www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVExpdmoDs

 

+ note: (i was 18 years old and he was at least 12 years older than i.)

 

+ hi, to the ENTP British guy at the food court (you were working as a cashier)! i was on my way to the loo and you saw that i was a bit lost, so you spoke up and asked me if i needed any help. you noticed, i wasn't from London and asked me where i was from. i replied, "Washington, D.C.!" it was really nice meeting you, and i would have loved to talk more. my dad was in a bit of a hurry and grabbed my hand so we could run to the museum.

your type estp personality. can you try at similarminds.com/embj.html

[Geology Class]

 

+ Marymount University: marymount.edu

 

+ Dr. Whitekiller (ISFJ Caucasian Female) (Bird Watching)

 

Brian (INFJ Filipino American): hey, do you understand this stuff?

Kim: yea, it’s not that difficult for me. I’m a Bio Major.

Brian: oh. i have to take this class. it counts as my Science class.

Kim: nice. I don’t have to take this class. i’m really only taking it because I really really like Dr. Whitekiller and i like watching her teach. I’ve taken Anatomy and Physiology I and II with her. She’s a great teacher.

Brian: this shit is boring. I really don’t like Science. i haven’t had any sleep in God knows how long. I really could use some help.

Kim: oh, man. no sleep. that sucks, i’m sorry. you want my notes? i can give you my notes. just photocopy them and make sure you give them back to me. i want my notes back!

Brian: for real? yea, i’ll copy them and give them back to you. thanks Kim! you’re really nice.

 

[More Geology Classes]

 

Brian: so yea, i was wondering. did you want to go to the movies sometime?

Kim: oh. um, yea. that sounds cool. there’s actually a free movie playing here at MU tomorrow. we can check that out.

Brian: woah, a free movie. heck yea. i still want to hang out with you outside of school. but yea, we can watch a free movie together.

Kim: nice. i’ll see you there.

 

[Free Marymount University Movie]

 

Kevin Son Tran (ENFP Vietnamese American): hey Kim. i don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, but here’s my dorm key.

Kim: thanks bro!

Kevin: Bronson is drilling a fucking hole in your head right now. Look at him.

Kim: i’m not looking at him. i could give a shit. he can do whatever.

Kevin: you both are so fucked up. anyways, do whatever. don’t fuck up my room or touch my shit. just chill on my bed but just YOU. if you’re tired, rest in my room.

Kim: thanks Kevin! i’ll hold on to your key, till i see you again.

Kevin: yea yea whatever. i’m going to sit with Bronson and the guys and try to keep him from killing you and Brian.

Kim: hey Brian. wanna go check out Kevin’s room?

Brian: yea, sure.

 

[Kim and Brian sit on Kevin’s bed]

 

Brian: can i?

Kim: [the look]

 

[make out session on Kevin’s bed.]

 

Kevin: hey bitch.

Kim: omg. Kevin!

Kevin: you were supposed to be resting in my room not bringing your new boyfriend here and making out on my damn bed. can you both get the fuck out of here.

Brian: sorry man. we’ll leave.

Kim: sorry Kevin.

Kevin: [goes off to tell all of MU about this event]

 

[Brian and Kim go to the movies]

 

Kim: [sits down]

Brian: [starts making out with Kim]

 

[They make out the entire movie. I have no fucking idea what I watched.]

 

Brian: can i spend the night at your place?

Kim: yea sure.

 

+ Don Omar Danza Kuduro (Rimix) Bass Boosted Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKZ_g4n07I&list=RDLxKZ_g4n07...

 

+ Sia - Never Give Up (from the Lion Soundtrack) (i’ll suck the left titty) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NMPt7K9ZRs&list=RD0NMPt7K9ZR...

 

+ L'amour Toujours (Tanzen Vision Rmx) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-K80sj21o&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7w...

 

+ Ludacris- What's Your Fantasy (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VbyK6fI1c&list=RDB5VbyK6fI1...

 

[Next Morning]

 

Kim: what are you doing today?

Brian: i have to go to work in a few hours.

Kim: oh nice. what do you do?

Brian: don’t tell anyone.

Kim: um ok.

Brian: i pick up drugs from one place and drop it off to another location.

Kim: oh. wow.

Brian: you’re free to sit with me, in the passengers seat, if you’d like. i don’t want to get you into trouble or make you feel uncomfortable. no pressure. but if you wanna keep me company while i do my pick ups and drop offs, i don’t mind.

Kim: um. [deep breath in and out] you sell drugs?

Brian: i don’t sell them. i’m the transportation guy. another group sells them and another group buys them. i’m told which place to pick the drugs up from and then i drop it off to the location they want me to go to. i can’t talk to you too much about this. it’s my business. i need to make money, my family doesn’t pay for as much shit as yours do.

Kim: oh ok. do you take drugs? you don’t really look like someone who does this kinda stuff. aren’t you afraid you’ll get caught? what if you go to jail?

Brian: i know right. no, i don’t take drugs. i’ve tried weed and stuff but no i don’t do the hard stuff. i just transport it. yea, of course i think about that. that’s why i drive carefully and do this shit at night.

Kim: you could transport it in the morning too. it’ll throw people off. ok. well i’ll talk to you soon.

 

+ Real McCoy- Run Away: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

[Kim and Brian take a break]

 

[Months later, Brian and Kim randomly hook up again.]

 

Brian: what are you doing later?

Kim: i have to go to work.

Brian: oh nice. i didn’t know Dental Clinics open that late.

Kim: yea, i worked there over the Summer. I’ll probably go back at some point. I work somewhere else right now.

Brian: cool, where?

Kim: do you like surprises?

Brian: depends.

Kim: here’s an address to a club. it’s a private club. i’m working there from [hours of operation]. you can come and see what i do, but you need to act like you don’t know me. here’s some cash for you to get in. do not bring anyone else with you or tell anyone about this place. they won’t be able to get in anyways without the entrance fee and the bouncers in the front scan each person throughly. there’s no discounts here.

Brian: wait, who am i giving all this money to?

Kim: give it to the bouncer. say you’re here for [Kim’s friends name]. i’ll let my friend know. if you visit the club, you don’t know me. you’re here for my friend, ok.

Brian: ok. so i’m giving this cash to a bouncer. asking for your friend. and then i’ll figure out what you do?

Kim: yea. if you start talking to me or tell people you’re my boyfriend, it’ll fuck up my clients. i have regulars. and tonight is my night. so please. if you’re going to visit, just act like you’re here for my friend.

Brian: ok. i’ll try to make it.

Kim: if you don’t, i want my money back.

Brian: whatever. [rolls eyes]

Kim: i’m there from [hours of operation]. so if you don’t come during those hours, you won’t see me. i try to leave as soon as i’m done.

Brian: do you sleep with these men? how stupid do you think i am? when did you start doing this kinda shit. aren’t you trying for Dental School?

Kim: yea. i still work at the Dental Clinic here and there. aren’t you still selling fucking drugs? and getting paid.

Brian: yea. but that’s different. what are they paying you?

Kim: i work 2 nights a week. i’m not doing this forever. i get paid well. but it’s physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting. everyones got daddy and mommy issues. i know, i have daddy issues.

Brian: you have mommy issues too but whatever. why are you doing this? do you really need the money, that badly? how the fuck did you even get this job?

Kim: because i can. i’m a very boring person [rolls eyes]. there’s a girl (INFP Caucasian American) at MU that used to work there. we became friends during Bio Lab. She didn’t talk to anyone, except Matt Hyder (ENTP Caucasian American) and I. Do you know Matt? and took her sweet time with classes. She’d pay off each class in full, because she didn’t want to go into debt while being in College. Nobody was helping her. She only had herself and wanted to get a higher education so she could become something Science related. We hung out a lot, i’d visit her at the club. She’d show me some moves (she was incredibly flexible) and i really enjoyed our time together. Eventually, she made enough money and didn’t need to work at the club anymore. I needed some cash and she offered me her spot. So here I am.

Brian: ok. i’ll try to see if i can visit the club.

Kim: it’s a bit difficult to find. kinda like a speakeasy. the parking lot is gated and guarded too. i’ll talk to the guys about a spot for you. i’m going to take a picture of your license plate so they have it on file. remember, you’re not here for me. you’re here for my friend.

 

[Private Club]

 

Kim: i need a favor.

Friend: what is it?

Kim: there’s this guy i’m kinda seeing. he’s Filipino and kinda short. cute though. he wants to know what i do at my job and i invited him here. he’s going to ask for you and i need you to be with him for awhile. i don’t give a shit what you do. i doubt he wants you to do a whole lot right now. he’s really here to check out the place. i told him to act like we’re not together because i have some important clients visiting me today.

Friend: got it. that’s fine. i’ll chill with him. he doesn’t need to pay me. i’ll just pretend like i’m doing shit with him. how will i know it’s him?

Kim: you’ll know. he’ll stick out, he’s a kid compared to everyone here. he doesn’t have the money anyways. i just wanted to surprise him, since he’s curious as to what i do for work. i doubt he’ll be here for very long. he may even freak out and run for the door, who knows? you don’t have to dance on him for too long. if one of your paying clients comes, just leave him and get your work done. he’s here to check out the place and has no cash. i gave him enough cash to get him through the doors. none of the other ladies will serve him, as soon as they find out he can’t pay for shit.

Friend: got it, you owe me. i’ll see if i can get him a free drink or something.

Kim: i know i know. thanks bitch. [rolls eyes]

 

+ GIGI D'AGOSTINO- Bla Bla Bla: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9F2FrmnUdk&list=RDr9F2FrmnUd...

 

+ La Bouche- Sweet Dreams (Radio Version): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQy6X5g7JU&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

+ La Bouche- Be My Lover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MtiifXp9k&list=RDP3MtiifXp9...

 

+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

+ Dj Kantik - Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift & Sean Paul - Temperature (Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou0phHbzz-0&list=RDou0phHbzz-...

 

+ Edward Maya - Stereo Love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3iliL2OH2o&list=RDjne3-DFt3s...

 

+ The Real Petey Pablo- Freek-A-Leek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3U73phBJKQ&list=RDs3U73phBJK...

 

+ Lil Wayne- A Milli: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX-N3B8ulnI&list=RDxX-N3B8uln...

 

[Brian and Kim completely break up]

 

[Notes] Brian goes off to date an INFJ Caucasian American Female from Marymount University, who’s a Saint. She’s practically a NUN. She was obsessed with Georges Eid (ENTJ), but he didn’t want that. INFJ Caucasian Female went off to give Kim an evil bitch face every time she walked in her presence. Her and Brian would drill a hole behind Kim’s head every time they walked behind her. If they walked in front of her, they’d both turn around and give Kim more evil looks.

 

[Spoiler Alert] Kim’s laughing her ass off inside. Your evil stares are fucking hilarious. Come at me when you haven’t done anything wrong. I’m working bitch. Y’all belong together. Continue being SAINTS together. I’ll just stand here being a SINNER.

 

Random Idiots: NO PICTURES WERE TAKEN. NONE OF THESE EVENTS HAPPENED. WHO GOES BIRD WATCHING WITH THEIR COLLEGE PROFESSOR AND WRITES DETAILED NOTES ON IT? WHO TAKES GEOLOGY? THAT’S A STUPID SUBJECT ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD A CHINESE CHICK DATE A FILIPINO DUDE? HE’S SHORTER THAN YOU. DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU LIKED TALL MEN, KIM? UGH! WHEN ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING? YOU NEED TO PUT IN YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS! ARE YOU A DENTIST YET? ONLY DENTISTS MAKE MONEY. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FAMILY GAVE YOU EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE IN YOUR ACCOUNT, KIM. YOU WERE NEVER DISOWNED. IT’S JUST ANOTHER STORY YOU MADE UP, SO WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. YOU’RE SO SPOILED. SHE’S NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE. WHAT DOES THIS CHINK BITCH KNOW ABOUT A HARD DAYS WORK? WHY HAVEN’T YOU OPENED UP THE COMMENTS SECTION YET?

 

+ GloRilla - WHATCHU KNO ABOUT ME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tkmLrvXOyc&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Webbie - Independent (feat. Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat)- www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAvnouB0mc&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...

 

+ Kstylis - Booty Me Down (Official Audio): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmRdkrQXk4&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...

 

[After Work]

 

Kim: how was your 2nd day?

New Friend: that guy was tryin’ to take his pants off.

Kim: [shakes head] oh. no no. we don’t play that. he needs to keep his pants on.

New Friend: what if he tries following me to my place?

Kim: i can ask one of our bouncers to walk you to your car, he’s got a gun. i got mace and a pocket knife in my bag. I can walk withchu to the car too. ima get a small taser one of these days.

New Friend: i told him to keep his pants on. he started unzipping it and wanted me to give him head.

Kim: nawwh, we don’t do that shit. he’s allowed to touch you but he has to keep all his clothes on. you allowed to take off whatever you want. feel each client. you don’t have to take everything off for everyone.

New Friend: yea, i check out each client. if they give more, i do more.

Kim: yea, but even if they give you more. you don’t have to take it all off immediately. sometimes if you take too much off too quick, they don’t come back. you can just move their hands somewhere else. our clients know the rules. they’re allowed to touch but only what we allow. they have to keep their clothes on.

New Friend: what’s in that room over there?

Kim: oh, i dunno. we don’t talk about that room. i pretend it’s not there. my work is over here. i don’t know who the fuck goes in that room? i was told where i can go, and i stick to that. i’m not trying to get fired.

New Friend: are we allowed to go inside?

Kim: i wouldn’t. it’s blocked off. the owners of the club know what goes on in there. i’m not even sure if it’s just one room. that door could lead to even more rooms. you can go near it and check it out but i wouldn’t go behind the velvet rope. you could loose your job.

New Friend: does anyone use that door? i never see anyone go inside or come out?

Kim: people do enter and leave through that door. one at a time, every now and then. there could be a back or side door. who knows? i would just leave that room alone, unless you wanna get fired. mind your business, work with your clients and make them happy. get your money.

Friend: [deep breath in and out. sits down] hi ladies.

Kim: hey! how’d it go?

Friend: the married dudes back again.

New Friend: married dude. damn.

Kim: again? the old white one?

Friend: yea. his wife still ain’t giving him any.

Kim: i bet she got a stink face too. looking at me from the corner of a room. i didn’t do shit. i wasn’t dancin’ on your husband. my friend was. maybe if his wife wasn’t such a bitch and gave him some every once in awhile, his ass wouldn’t be here.

Friend: he hates goin’ home.

Kim: that’s good for us. he’s pretty hot for an older dude.

Friend: yea, i like it when he wears his suit and comes here.

Kim: you like grabbing on his tie don’t you? [smiles]

New Friend: wait, all these men be married?

Friend and Kim: no no. most of them are single or dating. they usually ain’t in a serious relationship. sometimes these men be married.

New Friend: i don’t give a fuck. i need my money. how the hell you gone check anyways. the front be the only ones checking their ID’s.

Friend: it’s usually men with mulah. we not getting dollar bills over here. the lowest bill i take is a $50. if the man don’t show me at least a $50 to start with, i don’t even bother.

Kim: he not even gonna get in here, if he don’t come in this club with a shit load of cash. they won’t let them in here. you know what the entrance fee is.

 

[Bouncers Spirit]: if the white man be real rich, i charge em’ extra and pocket the rest.

 

[Kim’s Spirit]: don’t get caught or you’ll get fired and they’ll probably do some other shit to you.

 

[Bouncers Spirit]: do these white men really have a damn choice right now. these mother fuckers be lonely, depressed, angry, bored, and horny as fuck over here. all that fucking money and they still needy as hell.

 

New Friend: that’s why i like this club. it’s different from the others i’ve worked at. those asshole be giving me ones.

Friend: yea, no. we don’t do ones here. $50+. so has anyone tried putting their fingers in your pussy today?

New Friend: no. but the man did unzip his damn pants and wanted me to give him head.

 

[in Kim’s head] she was talking to me but anyways.

 

Friend #2: oh. no no. we don’t do that shit. that’s what the back room’s for [smiles].

Kim: you don’t know that. no one really knows what the fuck they be doing in that back room.

 

+ Iggy Azalea x Cardi B x Megan Thee Stallion x Nicki Minaj x Lizzo* - Respect (Mashup) (aren’t you a beaut.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7t93v7IEI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIb3PSrBo&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Travis Porter- Bring It Back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=itI7z9b9j5M&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ E40TV- U and Dat (feat. T. Pain & Kandi Girl): www.youtube.com/watch?v=varvESwSQX4&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ G-Eazy - No Limit REMIX ft. A$AP Rocky, Cardi B, French Montana, Juicy J, Belly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_lblj8Cq0o&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Cardi B - Enough (Miami): www.youtube.com/watch?v=narFtb5tdTQ&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Cardi B - Outside (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbQMfWxZu8&list=RDQTbQMfWxZu...

 

+ D4L - Laffy Taffy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rb5EFoJ5Dw&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Saweetie - Best Friend (feat. Doja Cat): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJUCsyMQes&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Saweetie - My Type: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5c2iRHlAHA&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Lizzo - Truth Hurts (INFJ) (i’m a married woman now, i don’t do that shit anymore. and, i think that gentlemen’s club closed down awhile back. there may be another club open now, but don’t be looking for me. next.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00HMxdsVZI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

via www.cpp.com/contents/type-heads.aspx

Reston, VA

 

+ The Temptations - My Girl: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KJ7d2qBoA&list=RDy3KJ7d2qBo...

 

+ Rochelle DeAnna McLean (ESFP) (SEXY AS HELL!): www.google.com/search?q=AJ+McLean+and+Rochelle+DeAnna+McL...

 

+ Darrell Issa (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

[Freshen’s Yogurt]

 

+ Potomac Mills Mall in Woodbridge, VA

 

+ Forrest Evans- All of the Lights: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJtKM5WeQdQ&list=RDxlAOvi0evb...

 

+ Archer Marsh - Give Me Everything (Stripped Down) (INFJ Male and INFJ/INTJ Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsk4k4i5yo&list=RDngbdH0UWIH...

 

Dad (ESFJ Bengali Chinese American): I don’t want you working at the Springfield Baskin Robbins, you will become 800 pounds. I know you, all you’ll do is eat eat and eat the ice cream in your free time. That Pakistani manager looks very dishonest and i know what he’s up to. Anyhow, Aunty Neelu (ESFJ Indian American) said if you want to work at her Baskin Robbins or Freshen’s Yogurt, you can. but only for the Summer. i want you to concentrate on your studies beta. making money is not your number one priority right now. your mom and i are making money for you.

Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD: YEA RIGHT! more like i’m the one making the money and your stupid father is spending it all and giving it all to his stupid side of the family and friends. i don’t know why he can’t just keep his mouth shut and stay in one place. he’s such a show off. he wants everyone to know what he has. stupid mercedes, rolex, suits, cologne, bally’s shoes, and has to tell everyone he knows about his properties and blah blah blah [rolls eyes].

Mei Mei: oh ok [nods]. maybe a son will make things better? [rolls eyes]

Dad (ESFJ Bengali Chinese American): Aunty will pay you cash. it’ll be good for you to help out. Shabhi is our beta. you might see him from time to time in the shops.

Dad and Mom: Shabhi beta is so smart. You know, we’ve known him since he was a child, we spent more time with him than you because you were in Miami with Popo and Tei Tei. He went to Thomas Jefferson High School. you know how difficult it is to get into that school? he’s such a good boy, he listens to everything his Mom and Dad says. he is very well behaved. He got into UPENN, which is very difficult college to get into.

Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD: OK. i have to go to the office. bye. i’ll pick something up for dinner if you all need.

Dad: all he does is study and get good grades. when he was younger i used to tell him if he doesn’t drink milk, he won’t have strong bones and muscles. he’s so cute, he’d always listen to me and i’d carry him around like my beta. i missed you so much Mei Mei, when you were in Florida and Karachi with Popo Tei Tei. he’s so respectful.

Mei Mei: FINE. YOU HATE ME THEN. YOU WISH I WAS A BOY AND YOU ALL THINK I’M STUPID. I’LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY OF YOU. GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE. [runs into basement bedroom and slams the door]

 

[Mom’s Spirit] all we said was you were fat.

 

Dad: DON’T SLAM THE DOOR. YOU SLAM THE DOOR AGAIN, I’M GOING TO TAKE THE DOOR KNOB OFF. you should be leaving your door open most of the time. the only time you should be locking your door is if you’re changing. what you have to hide? NOTHING. you should have nothing to hide. LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN!

 

Kim: [months later] [slams the door again]

 

[Dad takes Kim’s door knob off]

 

Kim: AHHHHH. now what do i do if i’m changing and sleeping!? i don’t have a door knob on my door. it looks so weird. why are you doing this to me? what if you walk by my door and see me changing.

Dad: WE MADE YOU! NONE OF US CARE HOW YOU LOOK! IF WE WALK BY AND SEE YOU NAKED WE SEE YOU NAKED! YOU’RE BEING VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND RUDE. YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A WHITE GIRL. WE ARE NOT YOUR BEST FRIENDS, WE ARE YOUR PARENTS. YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE AT YOUR SCHOOL. UNTIL YOU START BEHAVING AND SHOWING US SOME RESPECT, THEN ONLY WILL YOU GET YOUR DOOR KNOB BACK. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LOCK YOUR DOOR ALL THE TIME HUH? YOU’RE STUDYING RIGHT?

 

+ Christina Aguilera- Reflection (ISFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1UgBh-J3tA&list=RDe1UgBh-J3t...

 

Mei Mei: ok, i’m on my way to Woodbridge!

Dad: ok beta, drive safely. message me when you reach. say hi to Aunty and Uncle for me. fill up your tank over there because gas is cheaper at that gas station.

 

[backside parking lot]

 

Aunty Neelu (ESFJ Indian American): HEeeY Moootiii! i’m glad you’re here. how are you? let me show you what you have to do.

Kim (INFJ Chinese American): Hi Uncle!

Uncle Denish (INFP Indian American): [washing dishes] hi Kimberly [nods]

Kim: thank you Aunty for letting me be here.

Aunty Neelu: no, i’m happy you’re here. we could use the help and i trust you. i know you won’t take anything. if you want ice cream or anything just let me or uncle know. Rani will be here with you most of the time. i’ll be going back and forth, you know i have multiple stores.

Kim: [nods] great! Aunty Rani is very nice. i’m glad to work with her.

Aunty Neelu: yea, help Aunty Rani and Uncle the best you can. they’re mostly the ones running the shop. they’ll let you know what they need help with.

Kim: [follows behind, learning, listening, remembering]

Rani (ESFP Indian American): KIMBERLY! how are you my beautiful [gives Kim a big hug and starts to touch her hair] oh my god, your hair is getting so long, it looks very nice. you have a boyfriend?

Kim: [laughs and looks down] no, Aunty Rani. i’m not allowed to date.

Rani: oh my god. you’re not a baby anymore. remember when i used to dress you up. you’re so cute. don’t call me Aunty, it makes me feel old. just Rani.

Kim: omg, i know. you and Aunty Neelu would dress me up, put make up on me, and give me bangles.

Rani: you were our sweet chubby doll. you’ve grown up so much Kimberly. you should be allowed to have a boyfriend. we’ll see what we can do about that.

Kim: my parents will kiilllll meee if they find out i’m dating anyone. my whole life is planned out. i’ll marry a nice chinese boy of their liking and he’ll be a dentist, doctor, or lawyer. what’s new?

Rani: [laughter] asian parents, yea [shrugs].

 

[2 weeks later]

 

Kim: [serving customers]

Shabhi T. (ENTP Indian American): [hand on Kim’s shoulders] hey.

Kim: oh! [smiles] hey! [continues serving customers]

Rani: [whispers] shaabbhii’s here! [nudges Kim’s shoulder]

Kim: omg Rani…[shakes head and rolls eyes]

Rani: [whispers] go to the back and talk to him. i’ll take over here. see if he needs any help.

Shabhi: [talking to his Dad]

Uncle Denish: [nods] right right. yea. let me go to the front and help Rani.

Shabhi: Kim! [hugs]

Kim: [long and tight hug] i missed you!

Shabhi: thanks for working with my mom and dad. we always need help. how are you? you’re in Bishop Ireton right?

Kim: yea i’m a Junior now.

Shabhi: nice. how’s that going?

Kim: it’s going well. i like my High School, everyones pretty cool and gets along. how’s UPENN?

Shabhi: it’s good. college life. how much longer are you here? maybe when you’re done we can walk around the mall. get something to eat?

Kim: [smiles] i’d like that. [calls Dad]

Dad: [on the phone] Yeellloh

Mei Mei: hey Dad! Shabhi’s home, visiting from college. after work, we’re going to walk around the mall and get something to eat. is that ok? i’ll be home a little later.

Shabhi: [speaks into Kim’s phone] hi uncle robert!

Dad: oh Hi hi beta! yea yea, that’s ok. you’re going to get something to eat and hang out with your bhai. don’t come home too late. call me if you need anything, i’ll be up waiting for you. pay for his food please. love you.

Mei Mei: thanks Dad! love you!

 

[walking around Potomac Mills]

 

Kim: so, how’s college life?

Shabhi: it’s good. trying to keep up my grades, you know how my mom is. it’s a lot of work.

Kim: god, yea. you’ve always been so smart. i know you’ll do just fine. UPENN’s a really good school.

Shabhi: how’s your mom? lau lau? grandparents? Kristina? she’s probably growing up so fast. she was a little kid when i first met her.

Kim: they’re doing well. mom’s working at both clinics. she runs around like a nut. lau lau helps her a lot. Popo and Tei Tei are doing well. they’re the best! you know they raised me. and Kristina’s well, she’s doing her usual Yuigoh, Gundam Wing, video games, studying stuff. we should get together with her sometime!

Shabhi: i’d like that. do you guys still call her choga?

Kim: yea hahaha. she hates that but…

Shabhi: sooo you remember i went to TJ.

Kim: yea, that’s a really difficult school to get into too.

Shabhi: i used to date a chinese girl (INTP) there.

Kim: [nods] oh! nice. used to?

Shabhi: yea, we broke up awhile back.

Kim: i didn’t know you liked asian chicks ha.

Shabhi: yea, i’ve kinda been seeing a white girl (INFJ) at UPENN.

Kim: nice! [nods] so you’re into asian and white chicks?

Shabhi: yea, but we’re on and off. it’s kinda complicated [looks down] [rolls eyes].

Kim: oh. yea, i feel you. girls can be complicated.

Shabhi: what do you want to eat? my treat.

Kim: NO. i’m treating you! i haven’t seen you in so long. i’ve really missed my big brother.

 

+ Ava Max- My Head & My Heart (Kastra Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn3n6PbAp94&list=RDSn3n6PbAp9...

 

+ Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious): www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5d77DQHOI&list=RDSn3n6PbAp9...

 

Shabhi: are you dating anyone? what kind of guys do you like?

Kim: i’m not really dating anyone right now. my school has a lot of white guys [shrugs]. so yea…

 

+ Aqua- Barbie Girl (Tiësto Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3A49ZApkQ&list=RDSn3n6PbAp9...

 

[Kim’s Best Friends Spirit] lies lies lies…

 

[Kim’s Spirit] WHATEVER! SHUT UP! DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET! ANYWAYS…

 

Shabhi: TJ was mostly white, chinese, and indians.

Kim: right [nods]. what do you want to eat, i’ll eat anything.

Shabhi: pick anything.

Kim: aren’t you a vegetarian? your mom reminds me of that, like all the time hahaha.

Shabhi: yea, we’re vegetarians. do you want something with meat?

Kim: is that ok? there’s a really yummy kabob place.

Shabhi: [shrugs] yea, sure let’s get kabobs.

Kim: you don’t have to get anything from there. you can get food from somewhere else.

Shabhi: no, i’ll eat the meat. it’ll be ok.

Kim: sweet! i’m guessing this will be our secret. yay, kabobs!

Shabhi: yea, just eat whatever my mom gives you. vegetables, yay [rolls eyes]

Kim: [smiles and looks down] i got it. please.

Shabhi: i’m going to fight you. just let me pay Kim.

Kim: fine, next meals on me. when’s the next time you’ll be back?

Shabhi: do you wanna hang out next Friday? are you working here?

Kim: no, not on Friday but i’ll be here on Saturday.

Shabhi: we can meet at Springfield Mall?

Kim: sweet, Springfield Mall on Friday!

Shabhi: yea, maybe we can watch a movie and get something to eat.

Kim: [smiles] i’d like that.

 

ENTP Indian American: [says everything ESFJ Pakistani “American” Male at Springfield, VA Baskin Robbin’s said to Kim]

Kim: oh, that’s fine.

Random Idiot: how come he gets to speak to you like that?

Kim: WHAT? he’s my big brother! and he paid.

Robert and Maryann Kan: I’m so happy our beti is hanging out with Shabhi! maybe she’ll learn something and get into a good college like him. He’s going to be very successful. that’s what we want from you Mei Mei! we want you to be a BOSS one day! acha bara bhai hay and very good example of a beta.

 

[Springfield Mall Hangout]

 

[Shabhi’s Car]

 

Kim: i had a really good time. thanks for everything.

Shabhi: yea. i enjoy spending time with you [the look].

Kim: can i use this blanket in your back seat?

Shabhi: [eyes widened]

Kim: [reaching for the blanket]

Shabhi: I i i can grab it.

Kim: [places blanket on his lap and puts her head under it. starts unzipping his pants and his hard dick sticks out of his boxers.]

Shabhi: wahow

Kim: [starts sucking on it, slowly]

Shabhi: [deep breath in, deep breath out]

Kim: [opens mouth even wider and tries to put as much of it in her mouth.]

Shabhi: [gently pushes her head down]

Kim: [gags] [starts using her right hand, gently stroking his dick] how’s that feel?

Shabhi: gooodaah. don’t stop.

Kim: [stroking his dick harder and gagging on it]

Shabhi: i’m going to cum…

Kim: i’ll drink it.

Shabhi: fuucckk…oh my god [deep breath out].

Kim: let’s go to CVS really quickly. i need to get some mouth rise and wash my face with soap and water. i can’t go home like this.

Shabhi: thank you, Kim. yea, CVS. want me to get it for you?

 

[Shabhi’s Spirit] at least i’m not getting you a pregnancy test, like your future boyfriend will doing 100 fucking times!

 

Kim: sure. thanks. do they have restrooms there? i can use the McDonald’s restroom.

Shabhi: i can’t wait to have sex with you Kim.

Kim: [nods] i’ll need more time for that.

Shabhi: that meant a lot to me, i’m not using you.

Kim: me too, i know you’re not. i like our time together. i actually liked you when i was in grade school and you just started TJ. but i was really fat then.

Shabhi: [rolls eyes] i was fat as hell too.

Kim: no. you lost a lot of weight by then. you were thinner in high school. i was really big in grade school. and i checked you out a few times, but you didn’t care.

Shabhi: Kim, you were a kid. i know what it’s like being the fat kid. you look different now, but your hearts always been the same. you’ve always been a grandmother, a Popo. things change, time changes us.

Kim: right [nods]. it still kinda hurts that you didn’t really care much about me when i was fatter.

Shabhi: KIM! i was in High School. you want me to want you sexually, when you’re in grade school? and yea, you were fat. but you look different now and have grown. do you remember how i looked at you once you entered High School?

Kim: yea [nods].

Shabhi: you remember.

 

+ Ciara - Like A Boy (ENFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HKH7Emy1SY&list=RD_HKH7Emy1S...

 

+ @darrylvegatv (ENTP): www.youtube.com/shorts/hTfUodjvAjE

 

+ I Will Teach You To Be Rich- “ We spent $44K on credit cards—again” (Ramit Sethi) (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8nOvUYi5M

 

+ Jonathan Bailey (ENTP): www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=Jona...

 

+ Dramatic Violin (Joel Sunny) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/channel/UC6TNYEuJjJ67x6iGwW11zKA

 

+ Dramatic Violin - Give Me Everything (Violin): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-Yqk70Sxc&list=OLAK5uy_mXzc...

 

+ @ArcherMarsh- Behind the Score - Give Me Everything (INFJ): www.youtube.com/shorts/ItZjqF3wkeA

 

Yoshi (INTP Japanese American): KIM! I CAN’T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT WITH YOU. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE. I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN. GOD.

Kim: FINE! DON’T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN. UGH. BYE! [hangs up]

 

+ Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (ESFP Caucasian American): www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4&list=RDC-u5WLJ9Yk...

 

Shabhi: [on the phone] hey! how are you? i miss you. what have you been up to?

Kim: hey! i’m good. i miss you too. not much, studying for exams. you?

Shabhi: i’m doing well. my parents are in India.

Kim: wow! nice!

Shabhi: i got a room at a pretty nice hotel in DC.

Kim: sweet.

Shabhi: if you’re free, do do you want to see it?

Kim: ohh. um. when?

Shabhi: meet me at Springfield Mall and i’ll pick you up from there.

Kim: ok.

Shabhi: can you do me a favor?

Kim: yea?

Shabhi: bring your school uniform, the skirt.

Kim: [deep breath in, deep breath out] with the knee high socks?

 

+ Britney Spears - Overprotected (ESFJ Dad): www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZYSiWHW8V0&list=RDPZYSiWHW8V...

 

+ enyatv- Boadicea (INTJ Mom): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edek5yMYlJw&list=RDEdek5yMYlJ...

 

+ Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy5cKX4jBkQ&list=RDYy5cKX4jBk...

  

+ Alaine - Love U Loud & Clear: www.youtube.com/watch?v=atcV39wZDm8&list=RDatcV39wZDm...

 

+ Alaine - No Ordinary Love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu-3QvuS1aw&list=RDatcV39wZDm...

 

+ Relationships Riddim (Instrumental): www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OhFf_kOq14&list=RD5OhFf_kOq1...

  

+ Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy (YOU DRIVE ME PAGAL!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ&list=RDC-u5WLJ9Yk...

 

+ Britney Spears - Lucky (WE’RE BOTH SPOILED!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvBAONkYwI&list=RDC-u5WLJ9Yk...

 

+ Real McCoy- Run Away (MEI MEI! STOP HITTING THE ICE TRAY ON THE COUNTER!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0&list=RDarHdOFutc-...

+ Jordan B Peterson Clips - A Technique That Can Address All Your Disagreements: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc6PmeKNFRM

 

+ Shen Yun Performing Arts: www.shenyun.com

 

+ Darrell Issa (ENTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

 

+ Shaznay Lewis (ESTJ): www.google.com/search?client=safari&hs=2v99&sa=X&...

 

+ Hodge Twins - Loud Family Takes Over Store… Cops Show Up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnVZ8cz_zTc

Lugar: Terminal Juanita 1490, Puente Alto

 

en el Terminal estaba este buuus de los inicios de STP o sea la ENTP

+ She wanted 5 Oranges, Boyfriend Buys 113 (Darryl Vega TV) (ENTP Male & INFP Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmlKZbAtYM

 

+ Kelly Rowland (Mom) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Rowland

 

+ Beyoncé (Mom) (ESFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyoncé

  

+ Destiny's Child - Say My Name: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

 

+ Beyoncé - Sweet Dreams: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlxByc0-V40

 

+ Beyoncé - Crazy In Love ft. JAY Z (INFP & ESFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY

 

+ Beyoncé - Halo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig

 

+ Destiny's Child - Survivor (life after being married to a narcissist): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0

  

+ narcissistic personality disorder (NPD): www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=narc...

  

+ Beyoncé - Upgrade U (Video) ft. Jay-Z (i have my own money and properties, i’m debt free): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nr8hPnZfMU

 

+ Beyoncé - Single Ladies (i wonder if he’s going to propose?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY

  

+ if 1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Kenyan Male gets with Beyoncé (ESFJ), then he may or may not be called Dad. It’s a case by case scenario.

 

+ [Bar] [AC K] (ENTP MALE)

Blogged about here: www.jeremyjohnstone.com/blog/archives/2008/04/06/adapting...

+ 꿀주부 Honeyjubu- Organize the Refrigerator: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAW1Vf0pbk8

 

[Notes]

 

-and this is how i get GERD, because my Mom cooks amazing food all day and i can’t say no!

-she feeds me nonstop, then complains that i’m fat and need to loose weight.

-one day i’ll join her for swimming classes. she’s an amazing swimmer!

-DAD and MOM!, you both have called me FAT a hundred times already! i’m so angry, i’m going to my room! LEAVE ME ALONE and please don’t ask what i’m doing in there.

-NO! I DON’T WANT TO UNLOCK THE DOOR! I’M RUNNING AWAY! AHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU.

-I WANT TO DATE THE BLACK GUY! STOP LECTURING ME! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?

-FINE! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE TAKING AWAY MY ALLOWANCE. can i still have another bowl of rice?

-OK! IT’S BEEN A MONTH WITHOUT ALLOWANCE, I’M DUMPING THE BLACK GUY. I NEED MY MONEYS.

-#whenmydoggybrothereatsjustasgoodasi.

-NO, I HAVEN’T BECOME A DOCTOR, DENTIST, OR LAWYER YET!

-how is this minimalism Mom?

-[talking to friends] wait, you mean your parents aren’t chill like this? our home is pretty laid back and organized. just as long as you don’t get out of line or push too many buttons. my parents are nice but still stern.

-i don’t even want to eat out. Oma is the best chef!

-Appa and Oma are responsible with the finances. They enjoy spending, but wisely. They also save for rainy days.

-we don’t live in a big house, but our apartment is cozy, neat, organized, clean, smells nice (I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SMELL OF KIMCHI!), filled with useful things, we eat well here, and it’s quite peaceful.

-obviously, my parents argue, but who doesn’t. every relationship has their ups and downs, we’re just riding the wave of emotions. our family fights, but we don’t give up on eachother. Appa and Oma are loyal to one another and care for eachother so much.

-Appa loves mommies cooking, but has gotten a bit used to it. sometimes he takes her for granted and she get’s upset about that. but still continues creating!

-Mom loves what she does but her work isn’t easy. it takes a lot of time, preparation, planning, editing, ordering, organizing, research, it’s costly (nothing’s free), patience, resilience, generosity, it’s physically and mentally taxing, also emotionally draining (it’s not easy being vulnerable and filming your life).

-Appa is a simple guy and responsible. he goes to work and comes home (WE HAVE BEERS AT HOME DAD!), all the bills are paid on time. he doesn’t talk that much, mostly about practical things. he doesn’t really care if you like him. in fact, he thinks it’s funny if you don’t. he’s indifferent, that’s where i get it from.

-Dad’s a bit boring and Mom would like their relationship to be more like the ones she sees in Korean dramas. it probably was like that, when they were younger. but now they’re OLD! hahahahaha. anyways, both my parents are BORING!

-We’re about to celebrate my parents wedding anniversary, and as a gift to them, i’m bringing my BLACK BOYFRIEND! please don’t tell them we’re having sex. [note: not all teenagers have premarital sex, but MOST.]

-FINE IF YOU DON’T LET ME DATE THE BLACK GUY, I’M GOING TO BECOME A LESBIAN! I’M GAY NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY? I’M ONLY GOING TO SPEND TIME WITH GIRLS AND MARRY ONE!

 

+ Indila - Love Story (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF3XjEhJ40Y&list=RDDF3XjEhJ40...

 

+ Lara Fabian - Adagio (Italian) (ISFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIjEtmEfvc&list=RD7mIjEtmEfv...

 

+ Celine Dion- A New Day Has Come (Radio Remix) (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fmCwPLi954&list=RD8fmCwPLi95...

 

KIYAH JOHNSON (INFJ) (African American): THIS IS BORING AS FUCK! IS YOU GONNA GIVE ME MY HANDOUTS NOW OR WHAT?! YALL FUCKING RACIST! THAT’S THE DAMN PROBLEM. ALL YALL BE RACIST AS FUCK. THIS MY FUCKING HOUSE NOW BITCH! AS SOON AS I STEP INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU BETTER KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM. BRONSON GONNA MARRY MY FINE SEXY SKINNY ASS AND TAKE ME TO ITALY. YALL CAN HAVE KHALIL!

 

BRENDA JOHNSON (INFP) (Caucasian American w/ Hijab): what? all i asked for was some homemade bi-ri-ya-ni. and if Kim uses the Shaan spice mix or mixes up her own spices. Goddddahhhh! stop judging me. if i want to go over to Bronson’s house and steal, i will. it’s a free country and Bronson believes in OPEN BORDERS and helping those who don’t have as much. have you volunteered for the special needs kids or not? why are you so lazy Kim!? when are we having sex again, Bronson? committing adultery is what Allah would want. why haven’t you said anything about my hijab? it’s grey now!

 

KHALIL JOHNSON (INFP) (African American): WHERE MY SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH? WHAT THE FUCK THIS FOOD BE? THIS SHIT LOOK NASTY. NOBODY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KOREAN FOOD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WAS CHINESE? WHY YOU BE EATING KOREAN FOODS? YOU GONNA DONATE TO #BLACKLIVESMATTER OR NOT? THIS MY HOUSE NOW! YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WE GONNA BREAK THE LOCK OPEN AT THAT PRIVATE BASKETBALL COURT DOWN THE STREET. BRONSON YOUS COMING WITH KIYAH AND I? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF IT’S PRIVATE PROPERTY. THIS A FREE COUNTRY KIM. I WANNA PLAY BASKETBALL RIGHT NOW! DON’T LECTURE ME YOU OLD FAT KOREAN WANNABE BITCH. BRONSON YOU COMING OR NOT? I’LL BOUNCE MY BASKETBALL IN THE LIVING ROOM IF I WANT TO! THIS MY MAN, BRONSON’S HOUSE! YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

CLAUDIA JOHNSON (ISFJ) (LATINO AMERICAN): OH MY GOD. BRONSON JOHNON IS SO SEXY. HE LOOK A LIKE A YOUNG DENZEL WASHINGTON. I STARE AT HIS PENIS AND IGNORE HIS STUPID FAT KOREAN WIFE. SHE ONLY USING HIM FOR HIS MONEYS AND TO BECOME AMERICAN. I VERY HELPFUL LADY. I WORK AT THE GODDARD SCHOOL. I NOT MEXICAN BITCH!

 

MELISSA CALLES (INFP) (LATINO AMERICAN): I USED TO DATE A REALLY RICH GUY BUT NOW I HAVE TO DATE CHRIS (INFP) AND ANYWAYS. BRONSON IS SO HOT AND RICH. I CAN’T WAIT TILL HE LEAVES HIS STUPID FAT BROKE LAZY WIFE AND MARRIES MY BEAUTIFUL SKINNY ASS. I’M GOING TO BE SUCH AN AMAZING MOM TO THESE KIDS. I’M THE BEST BABYSITTER OUT THERE! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY AND I’M YOUNG! KIYAH JOHNSON IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND SHE’S SO COOL. I LOVE BEING COOL WITH HER. I LOVE FOLLOWING HER LEAD! SHE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT LIFE. MY STUPID BOYFRIEND, CHRIS DOESN’T SPEAK. HE JUST SITS THERE AND JUDGES EVERYTHING, WHAT AN IDIOT. HE EMBARRASSED ME BY NOT SAYING ANYTHING THE ENTIRE TIME. ALL HE DOES IS SIT THERE, AND EAT HIS FOOD IN SILENCE. WHAT A LOOSER. AT LEAST KIYAH JOHNSON AND KHALIL JOHNSON TALK A SHIT LOAD BECAUSE HAVING A LOT OF NOISE IS IMPORTANT. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE SO COOL! IF KIYAH AND KHALIL JUMP OFF A BRIDGE, I CAN’T WAIT TO JOIN THEM! BECAUSE IT’S THE COOL THING TO DO. DON’T BE RACIST, A DORK, LOOSER, POOR, AND BORING LIKE CHRIS. BRONSON JOHNSON, KIYAH JOHNSON, AND KHALIL JOHNSON AREN’T RACIST AT ALL! THEY’RE BLACK. HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE BE RACIST? THAT’S LIKE SAYING KIM’S S NICE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA. WHAT A FAT BORING BROKE BITCH. #WORSTBOSSEVER. #nevergoingbackagain. DON’T CALL ME THE HELP, YOU BITCH!

 

+ you give an inch, they take a mile: www.quora.com/What-are-some-examples-of-‘you-give-an-in...

 

+ Simply Three - Wake Me Up - Avicii (violin/cello/bass cover): www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSs2cR2Tvuk&list=RDxlAOvi0evb...

 

+ The Piano GuysAdele - Hello / Mozart Lacrimosa (100 Cello Tracks): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjFMj7OHTw

 

+ DancingBacons (INFJ Dad and INFP Mom): www.youtube.com/@DancingBacons/videos

I Am A Gummy Bear (ESTJ and ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2t-yJIp2Q

Bluemont Station Brewery & Winery

 

[You dropped your wallet!]

 

[Kim parks her car at The River Place North Garage Parking Lot. Rushes out of the car. Goes into her Apartment.]

 

[1 hr later…]

 

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

 

[Kim doesn’t bother to see who it is. Answers from behind the door.]

 

Kim: WHAT?

Indian Man: HEY! ARE YOU KIMBERLY KAN?

Kim: YEA. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Indian Man: YOU dropped your wallet in the garage. i found your license and the security guards led me to this apartment.

Kim: oh! WOAH. yea. THANKS. [Chain lock and another lock still connected. Opens the door, slightly. sticks fingers out.]

 

[Note]: Robert Kan put 4 locks on Kim’s apartment door. Now if only she kept them CLOSED!

 

Indian Man: here.

 

[Kim closes the door immediately after getting her wallet back.]

 

Indian Man: HEY! I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR WALLET! I FOUND YOUR WALLET AND THEN LOOKED FOR WHERE YOU LIVE. THAT TOOK TIME. CAN I GET A REWARD?

Kim: [pissed at life and for not being perfect] UGH!

Kim: [opens wallet] [opens the door slightly again, with the locks still connected.]

RIGHT. YEA. HERE. [hands the man a $50 bill because that’s what she had in her wallet.]

 

[Immediately closes the door]

 

Indian Man: OH, thanks!

Kim: BYE! [harshly]

 

[in Kim’s head] how the fuck did i drop my wallet? i’m a responsible person. my wallet is the one thing i would never drop. FUCK, i’m always so busy, running around here and there. that guy was really nice for returning my stuff. it would have taken forever to replace that shit. There is a God!

 

[Months Later]

 

[In the Elevator]

 

+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HEY!

Kim: [looks to the right] hi.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you’re Kimberly Kan right?

Kim: [smiles, nods] yeeaa, how’d you know that?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: remember me, i’m the guy who found your wallet.

Kim: oh, god. i’m sorry for that day. i had a really long day and i didn’t know who was behind my door. thanks for finding my wallet.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: oh yea, no problem. i live here too. i’m so glad i can see you in person.

Kim: nice. yea, i didn’t want to open the door. just incase. it’s nice to see you now. i had no idea how you looked like. your voice sounds familiar though, i figured you may be Indian?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, obviously I’m Indian. you are?

Kim: I’m Chinese. American. but my family’s from Karachi, Pakistan and Chittagong, Bangladesh. long story. we’re all American but my parents were born there.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: wow, nice. i thought you were Korean or Chinese. you look more Korean.

Kim: [big smiles, nods] yea, a lot of people think i look more Korean. i get Japanese, Hawaiian, and Bolivian sometimes.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [laughs, nods] nice. so where are you going?

Kim: class. i go to Marymount University.

 

+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet. so. you’re really nice, do you have time for another friend? [the look]

Kim: [smiles. looks down] um, you’re nice too. what’s your number? i can give you mine.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: see you later.

Kim: have a good day!

 

[Days Later]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [text] hey Kim! it was really nice meeting you. are you free for breakfast or lunch some time?

 

[Hours Later]

 

Kim: [text] oh hey! thanks for messaging me! i’d love to hang out. breakfast or lunch works. what’s better for you?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: how about lunch? where are you right now?

Kim: i’m at my apartment.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet, me too. would it be weird if i paid you a visit?

Kim: yea, sure. just give me 30 mins. i’ll leave the door open.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [knock] hey. kim?

Kim: in here.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [opens door slowly] can i come in?

Kim: YEA, come in! i’m washing dishes.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. your place is nice. god, you’re neat. look at all your hello kitty stuff. WOW. hahaha. [starts looking at all the pictures around Kim’s apartment]

Kim: thanks for visiting! uh, it’s cool that we live in the same apartments.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea. i’m in a studio too. [looking harder at all the pictures] so. um, yea. did you have class today?

 

+ 112- Dance With Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfa_J0SnOo&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...

 

[Kim checks her phone. it’s a text from Jason (ENFP Korean American Waiter).]

 

Jason: hey, wanna go to a Asian club on Friday?

 

[Kim doesn’t answer till way later. right now, she’s talking to a man with a brain, someone that’s kinder, takes life more seriously, and reminds her of her older brother.]

 

Kim: i have 2 night classes today. just finished eating lunch and cleaning up the place. i have to go in a few hours.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] oh nice, nice. i’m in College but not taking any classes right now, taking a break.

Kim: sweet. do you have any plans for what you want to do in the future?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i dunno. school’s always been really boring for me. i work for a private company. and work part time when i take classes.

Kim: [nods] nice! a private company, sweet. do you like your job?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [smiles, nods] yea, i do. it get’s the bills paid and in my opinion, more exciting than College.

Kim: nice. do your parents live in VA?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: my mom passed away a few years ago. my dad’s around. he’s a good guy, i wouldn’t say we have the best relationship.

Kim: i’m sorry about your mom. my dad passed away, pretty recently.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sorry to hear that. were you guys close?

Kim: yea, we were close. he died of a brain aneurysm. i’m a daddy’s girl. but my grandparents raised me for the most part.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. i’m going to Chipotle. did you wanna come?

Kim: [smiles] oh, um. yea sure. I already ate but i can chill with you.

 

[River Place North Elevators]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i got you, if you want something.

Kim: [smiles] thanks, you’re sweet. i’m full. but i can watch you eat. so, how many more years do you have left for College?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: a few. i’m saving up so i can travel the world.

 

[ENTP African American Male and ISFJ Caucasian American Female Enter Elevators]

 

+ Keegan-Michael Key (ENTP) (Lawyer-ish): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keegan-Michael_Key

 

+ Jane Krakowski (ISFJ) (Skinnier and Taller): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Krakowski

 

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: you know what, i don’t give a shit. you’re being an asshole.

ENTP African American Male: ok, chill out. we don’t have to talk right now.

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i don’t give a fuck. you’re being an asshole. i don’t even want to go out with you right now.

ENTP African American Male: [deep breath in, deep breath out] [looks at short, fat, quiet, secretive Korean teen and semi-tall, fit, up to no good, annoyed Middle Eastern teen.] ok

 

[in ENTP African American Male’s head] sorry guys, my girlfriend’s acting like a bitch.

 

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i’ll talk if i want to. whatever. [rolls eyes x10]

 

[Korean Teen and Middle Eastern Teen look down, away, at elevator walls, elevator buttons.]

 

[in Kim’s head] ok. they’re fighting like every couple fights. this guy’s really tall, bald, and looks like he’s a lawyer or something? he also thinks he’s God’s gift to man. this bitch is hot as fuck, crazy, white as fuck, and mouthy. we could be best friends? both are dressed to impress.

 

[in ENTP/INTP Indian Man’s head]: when’s Kim going to sleep with me?

 

[Spoiler Alert]: ENTP/INTP Indian Man will go off to marry an ISFJ European American Female

 

[Leaving the Elevator]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, so anyways…

Kim: yea, um. you want to travel the world?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i take classes when i can. but i mostly work and save. so i can travel.

Kim: that sounds amazing! my Dad traveled a lot too! i want to see the world one day. i love learning about different cultures and trying different foods. i’m kindof a foodie.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: so what was that about?

Kim: who know’s. hang out with me long enough and you’ll see me do the same [awkward laugh].

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HAHAHA, nah. i’m sure you’re an angel.

Kim: [shakes head] i’m not. i love that Chipotle is walking distance from our building.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i know right. i really need to cook more at home but i’m at Chipotle at least once a week.

Kim: yea, cooking at home saves money. i like getting the bowl and a tortilla on the side. i split the bowl into 2-3 meals. they give so much!

ENTP/INTP Indian Man and Kim: i love that!

 

[Chipotle]

 

Kim: so i gotta get ready for class. it’s going to be a long night.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, that’s cool. do your thing. i’ve got work to catch up on too.

Kim: will you be home tonight?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i’m working from home. i love this company, they’re really good about working around my schedule. did you want to come over to my place, after your classes?

Kim: not tonight. by the time i get home, it’ll be pretty late.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you still up for lunch, i’d like to take you to a nicer place than this.

Kim: [smiles] yea, i’d like.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: Georgetown maybe? have a good night.

Kim: yea, i love the Georgetown area! there’s a lot of yummy places to eat there. you’re so sweet. i had such a great time with you today. it was a nice surprise. text me, when you’re free again.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you can text me anytime you want. i’m at the apartment a lot.

Kim: [smiles, nods] that’s great! work. save your money so you can travel.

 

[hugs]

 

[Georgetown at Night]

 

+ THE STICKMEN PROJECT - HOUSE PARTY MIX: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l-JJLEIY4&list=RDh9l-JJLEIY...

 

+ James Hype, Miggy Dela Rosa - Ferrari: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83AQhEWmPY

 

+ B2K - Uh Huh: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKiXD421Y0&list=RD_kKiXD421Y...

 

+ Jagged Edge - Where the Party At ft. Nelly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCY_U4QwqI&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...

 

+ 112- Sweet Love (No, Desi people don’t listen to black people music.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7yfwlnrl0&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...

 

+ DRU HILL- In My Bed (So So Def Mix) (we’re NOT MARRIED and i have my own apartment. why would i call out another man’s name, when we’re making love?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=07OqqFK6_FU&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...

 

+ T-Pain - I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones ft. Mike Jones (i know your Mom’s not helping you with stuff anymore. but do you really think stripping is the best way to make money? it’s not. i’ve been working there for a few weeks now. i’m not going to do this forever. i make good money.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E&list=RDQjgZZGo881...

 

Random Idiot: THERE ARE NO PICTURES! IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! WHERE ARE YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS? WE NEED VOLUNTEERS, DAMN IT!! WHERE’S THE VIDEO? WHY ISN’T THE COMMENT SECTION OPEN? I WANT TO WRITE “YOU’RE FAT AND STUPID” IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. IF I GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE, I’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NEVERMIND THE CRAZY BITCH SCREAMING OUTSIDE THE RESTROOMS. I WON’T GIVE HER THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE SHE’S MORE NORMAL THAN YOU AND HER OPINION MATTERS MORE. INSTEAD, I’LL GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE YOU’RE CHINESE, FAT, STUPID, UGLY, MARRIED A NIGGER, AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR. THOSE ARE NOT PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS. STOP LYING KIM, YOU ARE CHILDLESS. THAT DOG ISN’T EVEN YOURS, IT’S BRENDA JOHNSON’S! I CHECKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND IT SAYS YOU’RE AT -$1,000,000. YOU’RE IN DEBT BITCH! STRIPPERS DON’T MAKE MONEY, IT’S NOT A REAL JOB.

Bluemont Station Brewery & Winery

 

[You dropped your wallet!]

 

[Kim parks her car at The River Place North Garage Parking Lot. Rushes out of the car. Goes into her Apartment.]

 

[1 hr later…]

 

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

 

[Kim doesn’t bother to see who it is. Answers from behind the door.]

 

Kim: WHAT?

Indian Man: HEY! ARE YOU KIMBERLY KAN?

Kim: YEA. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Indian Man: YOU dropped your wallet in the garage. i found your license and the security guards led me to this apartment.

Kim: oh! WOAH. yea. THANKS. [Chain lock and another lock still connected. Opens the door, slightly. sticks fingers out.]

 

[Note]: Robert Kan put 4 locks on Kim’s apartment door. Now if only she kept them CLOSED!

 

Indian Man: here.

 

[Kim closes the door immediately after getting her wallet back.]

 

Indian Man: HEY! I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR WALLET! I FOUND YOUR WALLET AND THEN LOOKED FOR WHERE YOU LIVE. THAT TOOK TIME. CAN I GET A REWARD?

Kim: [pissed at life and for not being perfect] UGH!

Kim: [opens wallet] [opens the door slightly again, with the locks still connected.]

RIGHT. YEA. HERE. [hands the man a $50 bill because that’s what she had in her wallet.]

 

[Immediately closes the door]

 

Indian Man: OH, thanks!

Kim: BYE! [harshly]

 

[in Kim’s head] how the fuck did i drop my wallet? i’m a responsible person. my wallet is the one thing i would never drop. FUCK, i’m always so busy, running around here and there. that guy was really nice for returning my stuff. it would have taken forever to replace that shit. There is a God!

 

[Months Later]

 

[In the Elevator]

 

+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HEY!

Kim: [looks to the right] hi.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you’re Kimberly Kan right?

Kim: [smiles, nods] yeeaa, how’d you know that?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: remember me, i’m the guy who found your wallet.

Kim: oh, god. i’m sorry for that day. i had a really long day and i didn’t know who was behind my door. thanks for finding my wallet.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: oh yea, no problem. i live here too. i’m so glad i can see you in person.

Kim: nice. yea, i didn’t want to open the door. just incase. it’s nice to see you now. i had no idea how you looked like. your voice sounds familiar though, i figured you may be Indian?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, obviously I’m Indian. you are?

Kim: I’m Chinese. American. but my family’s from Karachi, Pakistan and Chittagong, Bangladesh. long story. we’re all American but my parents were born there.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: wow, nice. i thought you were Korean or Chinese. you look more Korean.

Kim: [big smiles, nods] yea, a lot of people think i look more Korean. i get Japanese, Hawaiian, and Bolivian sometimes.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [laughs, nods] nice. so where are you going?

Kim: class. i go to Marymount University.

 

+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet. so. you’re really nice, do you have time for another friend? [the look]

Kim: [smiles. looks down] um, you’re nice too. what’s your number? i can give you mine.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: see you later.

Kim: have a good day!

 

[Days Later]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [text] hey Kim! it was really nice meeting you. are you free for breakfast or lunch some time?

 

[Hours Later]

 

Kim: [text] oh hey! thanks for messaging me! i’d love to hang out. breakfast or lunch works. what’s better for you?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: how about lunch? where are you right now?

Kim: i’m at my apartment.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet, me too. would it be weird if i paid you a visit?

Kim: yea, sure. just give me 30 mins. i’ll leave the door open.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [knock] hey. kim?

Kim: in here.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [opens door slowly] can i come in?

Kim: YEA, come in! i’m washing dishes.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. your place is nice. god, you’re neat. look at all your hello kitty stuff. WOW. hahaha. [starts looking at all the pictures around Kim’s apartment]

Kim: thanks for visiting! uh, it’s cool that we live in the same apartments.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea. i’m in a studio too. [looking harder at all the pictures] so. um, yea. did you have class today?

 

+ 112- Dance With Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfa_J0SnOo&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...

 

[Kim checks her phone. it’s a text from Jason (ENFP Korean American Waiter).]

 

Jason: hey, wanna go to a Asian club on Friday?

 

[Kim doesn’t answer till way later. right now, she’s talking to a man with a brain, someone that’s kinder, takes life more seriously, and reminds her of her older brother.]

 

Kim: i have 2 night classes today. just finished eating lunch and cleaning up the place. i have to go in a few hours.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] oh nice, nice. i’m in College but not taking any classes right now, taking a break.

Kim: sweet. do you have any plans for what you want to do in the future?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i dunno. school’s always been really boring for me. i work for a private company. and work part time when i take classes.

Kim: [nods] nice! a private company, sweet. do you like your job?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [smiles, nods] yea, i do. it get’s the bills paid and in my opinion, more exciting than College.

Kim: nice. do your parents live in VA?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: my mom passed away a few years ago. my dad’s around. he’s a good guy, i wouldn’t say we have the best relationship.

Kim: i’m sorry about your mom. my dad passed away, pretty recently.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sorry to hear that. were you guys close?

Kim: yea, we were close. he died of a brain aneurysm. i’m a daddy’s girl. but my grandparents raised me for the most part.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. i’m going to Chipotle. did you wanna come?

Kim: [smiles] oh, um. yea sure. I already ate but i can chill with you.

 

[River Place North Elevators]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i got you, if you want something.

Kim: [smiles] thanks, you’re sweet. i’m full. but i can watch you eat. so, how many more years do you have left for College?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: a few. i’m saving up so i can travel the world.

 

[ENTP African American Male and ISFJ Caucasian American Female Enter Elevators]

 

+ Keegan-Michael Key (ENTP) (Lawyer-ish): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keegan-Michael_Key

 

+ Jane Krakowski (ISFJ) (Skinnier and Taller): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Krakowski

 

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: you know what, i don’t give a shit. you’re being an asshole.

ENTP African American Male: ok, chill out. we don’t have to talk right now.

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i don’t give a fuck. you’re being an asshole. i don’t even want to go out with you right now.

ENTP African American Male: [deep breath in, deep breath out] [looks at short, fat, quiet, secretive Korean teen and semi-tall, fit, up to no good, annoyed Middle Eastern teen.] ok

 

[in ENTP African American Male’s head] sorry guys, my girlfriend’s acting like a bitch.

 

ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i’ll talk if i want to. whatever. [rolls eyes x10]

 

[Korean Teen and Middle Eastern Teen look down, away, at elevator walls, elevator buttons.]

 

[in Kim’s head] ok. they’re fighting like every couple fights. this guy’s really tall, bald, and looks like he’s a lawyer or something? he also thinks he’s God’s gift to man. this bitch is hot as fuck, crazy, white as fuck, and mouthy. we could be best friends? both are dressed to impress.

 

[in ENTP/INTP Indian Man’s head]: when’s Kim going to sleep with me?

 

[Spoiler Alert]: ENTP/INTP Indian Man will go off to marry an ISFJ European American Female

 

[Leaving the Elevator]

 

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, so anyways…

Kim: yea, um. you want to travel the world?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i take classes when i can. but i mostly work and save. so i can travel.

Kim: that sounds amazing! my Dad traveled a lot too! i want to see the world one day. i love learning about different cultures and trying different foods. i’m kindof a foodie.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: so what was that about?

Kim: who know’s. hang out with me long enough and you’ll see me do the same [awkward laugh].

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HAHAHA, nah. i’m sure you’re an angel.

Kim: [shakes head] i’m not. i love that Chipotle is walking distance from our building.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i know right. i really need to cook more at home but i’m at Chipotle at least once a week.

Kim: yea, cooking at home saves money. i like getting the bowl and a tortilla on the side. i split the bowl into 2-3 meals. they give so much!

ENTP/INTP Indian Man and Kim: i love that!

 

[Chipotle]

 

Kim: so i gotta get ready for class. it’s going to be a long night.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, that’s cool. do your thing. i’ve got work to catch up on too.

Kim: will you be home tonight?

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i’m working from home. i love this company, they’re really good about working around my schedule. did you want to come over to my place, after your classes?

Kim: not tonight. by the time i get home, it’ll be pretty late.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you still up for lunch, i’d like to take you to a nicer place than this.

Kim: [smiles] yea, i’d like.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: Georgetown maybe? have a good night.

Kim: yea, i love the Georgetown area! there’s a lot of yummy places to eat there. you’re so sweet. i had such a great time with you today. it was a nice surprise. text me, when you’re free again.

ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you can text me anytime you want. i’m at the apartment a lot.

Kim: [smiles, nods] that’s great! work. save your money so you can travel.

 

[hugs]

 

[Georgetown at Night]

 

+ THE STICKMEN PROJECT - HOUSE PARTY MIX: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l-JJLEIY4&list=RDh9l-JJLEIY...

 

+ James Hype, Miggy Dela Rosa - Ferrari: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83AQhEWmPY

 

+ B2K - Uh Huh: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKiXD421Y0&list=RD_kKiXD421Y...

 

+ Jagged Edge - Where the Party At ft. Nelly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCY_U4QwqI&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...

 

+ 112- Sweet Love (No, Desi people don’t listen to black people music.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7yfwlnrl0&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...

 

+ DRU HILL- In My Bed (So So Def Mix) (we’re NOT MARRIED and i have my own apartment. why would i call out another man’s name, when we’re making love?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=07OqqFK6_FU&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...

 

+ T-Pain - I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones ft. Mike Jones (i know your Mom’s not helping you with stuff anymore. but do you really think stripping is the best way to make money? it’s not. i’ve been working there for a few weeks now. i’m not going to do this forever. i make good money.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E&list=RDQjgZZGo881...

 

Random Idiot: THERE ARE NO PICTURES! IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! WHERE ARE YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS? WE NEED VOLUNTEERS, DAMN IT!! WHERE’S THE VIDEO? WHY ISN’T THE COMMENT SECTION OPEN? I WANT TO WRITE “YOU’RE FAT AND STUPID” IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. IF I GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE, I’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NEVERMIND THE CRAZY BITCH SCREAMING OUTSIDE THE RESTROOMS. I WON’T GIVE HER THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE SHE’S MORE NORMAL THAN YOU AND HER OPINION MATTERS MORE. INSTEAD, I’LL GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE YOU’RE CHINESE, FAT, STUPID, UGLY, MARRIED A NIGGER, AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR. THOSE ARE NOT PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS. STOP LYING KIM, YOU ARE CHILDLESS. THAT DOG ISN’T EVEN YOURS, IT’S BRENDA JOHNSON’S! I CHECKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND IT SAYS YOU’RE AT -$1,000,000. YOU’RE IN DEBT BITCH! STRIPPERS DON’T MAKE MONEY, IT’S NOT A REAL JOB.

First off this will NEVER happen. This is one of my What IF moments. I have lots of alternate possibilities that never make it into my main story. Cope and Ophidius probably never meet. And if they do it's very brief after Ophidius leaves a board meeting at Thanatos Industries.

 

BUT what if the did meet? Cope would have to get over his fear of Ophidius first. And if he can accept him as a bad guy and over look his dark side I think these two could get along pretty well. They basically have the same personality types. Cope is INTP. Ophidius is ENTP. I imagine the conversation leading up to this scene goes something like this.

 

"WOw you have flying shoes!" Ophidius said staring a Cope's feet.

"Uh...yeah." Cope said nervously.

"That's COOL. Hey we should go flying sometime!" Ophidius said excited. Cope was relieved that he wasn't ridiculed.

"What d-do you u-use to fly?" Cope asked curious.

"I'll show you when we get there. Trust me you'll love it!" Ophidius said in a cocky tone.

 

So after the initial shock of "AH, you have wings and powers! What the Hell are you?" That Cope will go through he settles down and the two have a very good time together. They're having a conversation. I'm guessing Ophidius is telling a joke. Both love jokes so Cope would like that. Or he might be telling Cope something he's not supposed to, like the true history of the Earth. They both like to fly though and I figured this would be a nice scene. Also this is one of those rare times I drew my characters enjoying themselves. Usually I find all kinds of fun ways to torture them.

 

This was supposed to be an easy fast drawing. Hehe, well almost. Total time I worked on this was two days. Ophidius's wings slowed everything down big time. So it wasn't so fast. Not like the Stunt Dawgs art I have been making. I guess even my simple drawings are complex. The background was easy actually. Originally I had a city in the distance but it just looked bad, so I opted for a full sky instead.

Inventors tend to be introspective, pragmatic, informative, and expressive. They can become highly skilled in functional engineering and invention. Of all the role variants, Inventors are the most resistant to doing things a certain way just because it was done that way in the past. Designing and improving mechanisms and products is their constant goal. Intensely curious, Inventors have an entrepreneurial character and are always looking for new projects to work on.

Though full of ideas, Inventors are primarily interested in those that can be put into action or used to make products. They see product design as a means to an end, the goal being a marketable prototype. When beginning a project, they rarely start with a blueprint. They are confident in their ability to find effective and pragmatic solutions during the design process.

Inventors are often nonconformists and can have a circle of friends who are interested in their ideas or activities. Inventors are generally laid back, nonjudgmental, and good conversationalists. They tend to be informative, rather than directive, in their social exchanges. They are often able to explain their own complicated ideas, as well as comprehend the complex ideas of others. In arguments they may use debating skills, often to the significant disadvantage of their opponent. This strategy can backfire, however, by alienating those seeking a cooperative relationship rather than a combative one—a typical source of conflict between Rationals and Idealists, for example.

Inventors are generally ingenious individuals capable of rising to meet the demands of challenging situations. In work, they are usually good leaders of pilot products that test their abilities. Inventors are constantly looking for new ways to do things and usually have the social skills and drive to implement their ideas

+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.

+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]

+ I wear Bally’s shoes.

+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.

+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!

+ when are we going shopping?

+ when are we going to the famers market?

+ when are we going to the thrift store?

+ how many Louis purses do you own?

+ how many hits did you make?

+ how many followers do you have?

+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]

+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]

+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.

+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.

+ I’m married!

+ I’m single!

+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.

+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.

+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)

+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)

+ I’m a brunette with big tits.

+ i don’t like your hair.

+ I have a nice ass.

+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!

+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!

+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!

+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!

+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!

+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.

+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).

+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.

+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.

+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)

+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)

+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)

+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)

+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]

+ My husband cheats on me.

+ My wife is a liar.

+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.

+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.

+ I have a larger house than you.

+ I own a couple of small houses.

+ I own a couple of large houses.

+ I own land.

+ I own a Yacht.

+ I own a dog.

+ I own a cat.

+ I have a more expensive car than you.

+ I have over 15 expensive cars.

+ I have 100 expensive cars.

+ I’m divorced.

+ This is my 7th marriage.

+ I’m a Dentist.

+ I’m a Garbage Collector.

+ I’m a Stripper.

+ I’m a Phlebotomist.

+ I’m a Pharmacist.

+ I’m a Nurse.

+ i’m a rapper.

+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.

+ I’m a white rapper.

+ I’m an asian rapper.

+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.

+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!

+ I get paid over three figures.

+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.

+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.

+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.

+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.

+ people make fun of me and call me fat.

+ people be saying i’m stupid.

+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.

+ i’m shy.

+ i’m scared.

+ I’m sad and angry.

+ i’m bold and confident.

+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.

+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!

+ i shop at walmart and target.

+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.

+ I voted!

+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.

+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.

+ I didn’t vote. COVID.

+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.

+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!

+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!

+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.

+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”

+ I date black guys, be like me.

+ I date white guys, be like me.

+ I date girls, be like me.

+ I date boys, be like me.

+ I date boys and girls, be like me.

+ I’m into latino men.

+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!

+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…

+ I still don't have a podcast.

+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.

+ what are you going to do with all that money?

+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?

+ i gambled all my money.

+ i ate leftovers again.

+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.

+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.

+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.

+ you talk too much. shut up.

+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!

+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?

+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.

+ i have 12 kids!

+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.

+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.

+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!

+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.

+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!

+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!

+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!

+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.

+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.

+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.

+ i had 11 abortions.

+ i murdered someone.

+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).

+ i watch porn.

+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.

+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!

+ my son has down syndrome.

+ my daughter has down syndrome.

+ wait, your kids retarded?

+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)

+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!

+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.

+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.

+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.

+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?

+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.

+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.

+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.

+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]

+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]

+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]

+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]

+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]

+ my dad is a garbage collector.

+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]

+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.

+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!

+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!

+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.

+ my mom is a school nurse.

+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!

+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!

+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!

+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.

+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!

+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]

+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!

+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.

+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!

+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.

+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!

+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]

+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).

+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.

+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!

+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]

+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.

+ what the hell is a FLICKR?

+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]

+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]

+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.

+ where’d you get that dress from?

+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].

+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.

+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]

+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.

+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)

+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.

+ are those Nike shoes or not?

+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.

+ i got an A!

+ I FAILED!

+ I PASSED!

+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)

+ I suck at Math.

+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?

+ I’m a Teacher.

+ I’m a Student.

+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.

+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]

+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]

+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.

+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?

+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]

+ you’re GAY!

+ you’re FAT!

+ you’re STUPID!

+ you’re UGLY!

+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.

+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?

+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.

+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?

aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?

+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.

+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.

+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!

+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.

+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.

+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.

+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.

+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.

+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.

+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.

+ i have 4 grand babies!

+ i don’t want to get married.

+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.

+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!

+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.

+ chest hair is gross.

+ i think chest hair is sexy.

+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.

+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!

+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]

+ am i late to the orgy?

+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?

+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?

+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?

+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.

+ I’m scared of the dark.

+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)

+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

+ you stink!

For some time now I have had a sense that I need to change my posture during my devotions. Generally, I sit in a stuffed chair as I read, pray, meditate and journal. Kneeling at the chair did not suffice. With my height,, it quickly become uncomfortable and distracting. Then in early December the notion of a kneeler (apologies for the alliteration; oops, did it again) emerged from my meditations.

 

In the old Evangelical and Reformed by laws, members were who did. As I move into my 60's I find my self drawn back to certain elements of my life in the Reformed culture. For instance, reading the communion liturgies in the "old" hymnal usually brings me to tears.

 

Anyway, my devotional routine needed something. My usual pathways to silence seem closed off to me. My usual devices to turn down the the noise, have been insufficient. The Spirit might be directly me to something else. As an ENTP, I prefer the heady, abstract meanderings of wordy devotions. Perhaps it was time to let my S side emerge.

 

An internet search yielded a complete but challenging set of plans that I purchased just before Christmas. Then, over the holidays, I gathered my woodworking tools, long neglected, bought some birch boards and set out on this, hopefully, holy endeavor.

 

The project became a metaphor for my spiritual life. Heavy with good intentions, full of interruptions and quite imperfect. The plans called for skills and tools I did not have. I found that I had to collaborate with someone, instead of doing it by myself. I made mistakes and had to find solutions. Sanding the surfaces became a time for a kind of meditation; assembling the various components became a time to wonder at God's grace in assembling and re-assembling my own fragmented life and heart. The temptation was always there to just walk away from it...my mistakes were piling up. But something would not let me pull away.

 

On Thursday, I brought the kneeler upstairs. It was assembled, but unsteady. Another trip the hardware store brought just the right solution. So here it is. The kneeler is adjustable so I fit. It is already a place of peaceful prayer. I believe this has been just another way in which the God of Jesus is trying to show me divine grace.

 

[Geology Class]

 

+ Marymount University: marymount.edu

 

+ Dr. Whitekiller (ISFJ Caucasian Female) (Bird Watching)

 

Brian (INFJ Filipino American): hey, do you understand this stuff?

Kim: yea, it’s not that difficult for me. I’m a Bio Major.

Brian: oh. i have to take this class. it counts as my Science class.

Kim: nice. I don’t have to take this class. i’m really only taking it because I really really like Dr. Whitekiller and i like watching her teach. I’ve taken Anatomy and Physiology I and II with her. She’s a great teacher.

Brian: this shit is boring. I really don’t like Science. i haven’t had any sleep in God knows how long. I really could use some help.

Kim: oh, man. no sleep. that sucks, i’m sorry. you want my notes? i can give you my notes. just photocopy them and make sure you give them back to me. i want my notes back!

Brian: for real? yea, i’ll copy them and give them back to you. thanks Kim! you’re really nice.

 

[More Geology Classes]

 

Brian: so yea, i was wondering. did you want to go to the movies sometime?

Kim: oh. um, yea. that sounds cool. there’s actually a free movie playing here at MU tomorrow. we can check that out.

Brian: woah, a free movie. heck yea. i still want to hang out with you outside of school. but yea, we can watch a free movie together.

Kim: nice. i’ll see you there.

 

[Free Marymount University Movie]

 

Kevin Son Tran (ENFP Vietnamese American): hey Kim. i don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, but here’s my dorm key.

Kim: thanks bro!

Kevin: Bronson is drilling a fucking hole in your head right now. Look at him.

Kim: i’m not looking at him. i could give a shit. he can do whatever.

Kevin: you both are so fucked up. anyways, do whatever. don’t fuck up my room or touch my shit. just chill on my bed but just YOU. if you’re tired, rest in my room.

Kim: thanks Kevin! i’ll hold on to your key, till i see you again.

Kevin: yea yea whatever. i’m going to sit with Bronson and the guys and try to keep him from killing you and Brian.

Kim: hey Brian. wanna go check out Kevin’s room?

Brian: yea, sure.

 

[Kim and Brian sit on Kevin’s bed]

 

Brian: can i?

Kim: [the look]

 

[make out session on Kevin’s bed.]

 

Kevin: hey bitch.

Kim: omg. Kevin!

Kevin: you were supposed to be resting in my room not bringing your new boyfriend here and making out on my damn bed. can you both get the fuck out of here.

Brian: sorry man. we’ll leave.

Kim: sorry Kevin.

Kevin: [goes off to tell all of MU about this event]

 

[Brian and Kim go to the movies]

 

Kim: [sits down]

Brian: [starts making out with Kim]

 

[They make out the entire movie. I have no fucking idea what I watched.]

 

Brian: can i spend the night at your place?

Kim: yea sure.

 

+ Don Omar Danza Kuduro (Rimix) Bass Boosted Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKZ_g4n07I&list=RDLxKZ_g4n07...

 

+ Sia - Never Give Up (from the Lion Soundtrack) (i’ll suck the left titty) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NMPt7K9ZRs&list=RD0NMPt7K9ZR...

 

+ L'amour Toujours (Tanzen Vision Rmx) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-K80sj21o&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7w...

 

+ Ludacris- What's Your Fantasy (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VbyK6fI1c&list=RDB5VbyK6fI1...

 

[Next Morning]

 

Kim: what are you doing today?

Brian: i have to go to work in a few hours.

Kim: oh nice. what do you do?

Brian: don’t tell anyone.

Kim: um ok.

Brian: i pick up drugs from one place and drop it off to another location.

Kim: oh. wow.

Brian: you’re free to sit with me, in the passengers seat, if you’d like. i don’t want to get you into trouble or make you feel uncomfortable. no pressure. but if you wanna keep me company while i do my pick ups and drop offs, i don’t mind.

Kim: um. [deep breath in and out] you sell drugs?

Brian: i don’t sell them. i’m the transportation guy. another group sells them and another group buys them. i’m told which place to pick the drugs up from and then i drop it off to the location they want me to go to. i can’t talk to you too much about this. it’s my business. i need to make money, my family doesn’t pay for as much shit as yours do.

Kim: oh ok. do you take drugs? you don’t really look like someone who does this kinda stuff. aren’t you afraid you’ll get caught? what if you go to jail?

Brian: i know right. no, i don’t take drugs. i’ve tried weed and stuff but no i don’t do the hard stuff. i just transport it. yea, of course i think about that. that’s why i drive carefully and do this shit at night.

Kim: you could transport it in the morning too. it’ll throw people off. ok. well i’ll talk to you soon.

 

+ Real McCoy- Run Away: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

[Kim and Brian take a break]

 

[Months later, Brian and Kim randomly hook up again.]

 

Brian: what are you doing later?

Kim: i have to go to work.

Brian: oh nice. i didn’t know Dental Clinics open that late.

Kim: yea, i worked there over the Summer. I’ll probably go back at some point. I work somewhere else right now.

Brian: cool, where?

Kim: do you like surprises?

Brian: depends.

Kim: here’s an address to a club. it’s a private club. i’m working there from [hours of operation]. you can come and see what i do, but you need to act like you don’t know me. here’s some cash for you to get in. do not bring anyone else with you or tell anyone about this place. they won’t be able to get in anyways without the entrance fee and the bouncers in the front scan each person throughly. there’s no discounts here.

Brian: wait, who am i giving all this money to?

Kim: give it to the bouncer. say you’re here for [Kim’s friends name]. i’ll let my friend know. if you visit the club, you don’t know me. you’re here for my friend, ok.

Brian: ok. so i’m giving this cash to a bouncer. asking for your friend. and then i’ll figure out what you do?

Kim: yea. if you start talking to me or tell people you’re my boyfriend, it’ll fuck up my clients. i have regulars. and tonight is my night. so please. if you’re going to visit, just act like you’re here for my friend.

Brian: ok. i’ll try to make it.

Kim: if you don’t, i want my money back.

Brian: whatever. [rolls eyes]

Kim: i’m there from [hours of operation]. so if you don’t come during those hours, you won’t see me. i try to leave as soon as i’m done.

Brian: do you sleep with these men? how stupid do you think i am? when did you start doing this kinda shit. aren’t you trying for Dental School?

Kim: yea. i still work at the Dental Clinic here and there. aren’t you still selling fucking drugs? and getting paid.

Brian: yea. but that’s different. what are they paying you?

Kim: i work 2 nights a week. i’m not doing this forever. i get paid well. but it’s physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting. everyones got daddy and mommy issues. i know, i have daddy issues.

Brian: you have mommy issues too but whatever. why are you doing this? do you really need the money, that badly? how the fuck did you even get this job?

Kim: because i can. i’m a very boring person [rolls eyes]. there’s a girl (INFP Caucasian American) at MU that used to work there. we became friends during Bio Lab. She didn’t talk to anyone, except Matt Hyder (ENTP Caucasian American) and I. Do you know Matt? and took her sweet time with classes. She’d pay off each class in full, because she didn’t want to go into debt while being in College. Nobody was helping her. She only had herself and wanted to get a higher education so she could become something Science related. We hung out a lot, i’d visit her at the club. She’d show me some moves (she was incredibly flexible) and i really enjoyed our time together. Eventually, she made enough money and didn’t need to work at the club anymore. I needed some cash and she offered me her spot. So here I am.

Brian: ok. i’ll try to see if i can visit the club.

Kim: it’s a bit difficult to find. kinda like a speakeasy. the parking lot is gated and guarded too. i’ll talk to the guys about a spot for you. i’m going to take a picture of your license plate so they have it on file. remember, you’re not here for me. you’re here for my friend.

 

[Private Club]

 

Kim: i need a favor.

Friend: what is it?

Kim: there’s this guy i’m kinda seeing. he’s Filipino and kinda short. cute though. he wants to know what i do at my job and i invited him here. he’s going to ask for you and i need you to be with him for awhile. i don’t give a shit what you do. i doubt he wants you to do a whole lot right now. he’s really here to check out the place. i told him to act like we’re not together because i have some important clients visiting me today.

Friend: got it. that’s fine. i’ll chill with him. he doesn’t need to pay me. i’ll just pretend like i’m doing shit with him. how will i know it’s him?

Kim: you’ll know. he’ll stick out, he’s a kid compared to everyone here. he doesn’t have the money anyways. i just wanted to surprise him, since he’s curious as to what i do for work. i doubt he’ll be here for very long. he may even freak out and run for the door, who knows? you don’t have to dance on him for too long. if one of your paying clients comes, just leave him and get your work done. he’s here to check out the place and has no cash. i gave him enough cash to get him through the doors. none of the other ladies will serve him, as soon as they find out he can’t pay for shit.

Friend: got it, you owe me. i’ll see if i can get him a free drink or something.

Kim: i know i know. thanks bitch. [rolls eyes]

 

+ GIGI D'AGOSTINO- Bla Bla Bla: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9F2FrmnUdk&list=RDr9F2FrmnUd...

 

+ La Bouche- Sweet Dreams (Radio Version): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQy6X5g7JU&list=RDfL-K80sj21...

 

+ La Bouche- Be My Lover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MtiifXp9k&list=RDP3MtiifXp9...

 

+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...

 

+ Dj Kantik - Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift & Sean Paul - Temperature (Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou0phHbzz-0&list=RDou0phHbzz-...

 

+ Edward Maya - Stereo Love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3iliL2OH2o&list=RDjne3-DFt3s...

 

+ The Real Petey Pablo- Freek-A-Leek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3U73phBJKQ&list=RDs3U73phBJK...

 

+ Lil Wayne- A Milli: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX-N3B8ulnI&list=RDxX-N3B8uln...

 

[Brian and Kim completely break up]

 

[Notes] Brian goes off to date an INFJ Caucasian American Female from Marymount University, who’s a Saint. She’s practically a NUN. She was obsessed with Georges Eid (ENTJ), but he didn’t want that. INFJ Caucasian Female went off to give Kim an evil bitch face every time she walked in her presence. Her and Brian would drill a hole behind Kim’s head every time they walked behind her. If they walked in front of her, they’d both turn around and give Kim more evil looks.

 

[Spoiler Alert] Kim’s laughing her ass off inside. Your evil stares are fucking hilarious. Come at me when you haven’t done anything wrong. I’m working bitch. Y’all belong together. Continue being SAINTS together. I’ll just stand here being a SINNER.

 

Random Idiots: NO PICTURES WERE TAKEN. NONE OF THESE EVENTS HAPPENED. WHO GOES BIRD WATCHING WITH THEIR COLLEGE PROFESSOR AND WRITES DETAILED NOTES ON IT? WHO TAKES GEOLOGY? THAT’S A STUPID SUBJECT ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD A CHINESE CHICK DATE A FILIPINO DUDE? HE’S SHORTER THAN YOU. DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU LIKED TALL MEN, KIM? UGH! WHEN ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING? YOU NEED TO PUT IN YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS! ARE YOU A DENTIST YET? ONLY DENTISTS MAKE MONEY. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FAMILY GAVE YOU EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE IN YOUR ACCOUNT, KIM. YOU WERE NEVER DISOWNED. IT’S JUST ANOTHER STORY YOU MADE UP, SO WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. YOU’RE SO SPOILED. SHE’S NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE. WHAT DOES THIS CHINK BITCH KNOW ABOUT A HARD DAYS WORK? WHY HAVEN’T YOU OPENED UP THE COMMENTS SECTION YET?

 

+ GloRilla - WHATCHU KNO ABOUT ME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tkmLrvXOyc&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Webbie - Independent (feat. Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat)- www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAvnouB0mc&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...

 

+ Kstylis - Booty Me Down (Official Audio): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmRdkrQXk4&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...

 

[After Work]

 

Kim: how was your 2nd day?

New Friend: that guy was tryin’ to take his pants off.

Kim: [shakes head] oh. no no. we don’t play that. he needs to keep his pants on.

New Friend: what if he tries following me to my place?

Kim: i can ask one of our bouncers to walk you to your car, he’s got a gun. i got mace and a pocket knife in my bag. I can walk withchu to the car too. ima get a small taser one of these days.

New Friend: i told him to keep his pants on. he started unzipping it and wanted me to give him head.

Kim: nawwh, we don’t do that shit. he’s allowed to touch you but he has to keep all his clothes on. you allowed to take off whatever you want. feel each client. you don’t have to take everything off for everyone.

New Friend: yea, i check out each client. if they give more, i do more.

Kim: yea, but even if they give you more. you don’t have to take it all off immediately. sometimes if you take too much off too quick, they don’t come back. you can just move their hands somewhere else. our clients know the rules. they’re allowed to touch but only what we allow. they have to keep their clothes on.

New Friend: what’s in that room over there?

Kim: oh, i dunno. we don’t talk about that room. i pretend it’s not there. my work is over here. i don’t know who the fuck goes in that room? i was told where i can go, and i stick to that. i’m not trying to get fired.

New Friend: are we allowed to go inside?

Kim: i wouldn’t. it’s blocked off. the owners of the club know what goes on in there. i’m not even sure if it’s just one room. that door could lead to even more rooms. you can go near it and check it out but i wouldn’t go behind the velvet rope. you could loose your job.

New Friend: does anyone use that door? i never see anyone go inside or come out?

Kim: people do enter and leave through that door. one at a time, every now and then. there could be a back or side door. who knows? i would just leave that room alone, unless you wanna get fired. mind your business, work with your clients and make them happy. get your money.

Friend: [deep breath in and out. sits down] hi ladies.

Kim: hey! how’d it go?

Friend: the married dudes back again.

New Friend: married dude. damn.

Kim: again? the old white one?

Friend: yea. his wife still ain’t giving him any.

Kim: i bet she got a stink face too. looking at me from the corner of a room. i didn’t do shit. i wasn’t dancin’ on your husband. my friend was. maybe if his wife wasn’t such a bitch and gave him some every once in awhile, his ass wouldn’t be here.

Friend: he hates goin’ home.

Kim: that’s good for us. he’s pretty hot for an older dude.

Friend: yea, i like it when he wears his suit and comes here.

Kim: you like grabbing on his tie don’t you? [smiles]

New Friend: wait, all these men be married?

Friend and Kim: no no. most of them are single or dating. they usually ain’t in a serious relationship. sometimes these men be married.

New Friend: i don’t give a fuck. i need my money. how the hell you gone check anyways. the front be the only ones checking their ID’s.

Friend: it’s usually men with mulah. we not getting dollar bills over here. the lowest bill i take is a $50. if the man don’t show me at least a $50 to start with, i don’t even bother.

Kim: he not even gonna get in here, if he don’t come in this club with a shit load of cash. they won’t let them in here. you know what the entrance fee is.

 

[Bouncers Spirit]: if the white man be real rich, i charge em’ extra and pocket the rest.

 

[Kim’s Spirit]: don’t get caught or you’ll get fired and they’ll probably do some other shit to you.

 

[Bouncers Spirit]: do these white men really have a damn choice right now. these mother fuckers be lonely, depressed, angry, bored, and horny as fuck over here. all that fucking money and they still needy as hell.

 

New Friend: that’s why i like this club. it’s different from the others i’ve worked at. those asshole be giving me ones.

Friend: yea, no. we don’t do ones here. $50+. so has anyone tried putting their fingers in your pussy today?

New Friend: no. but the man did unzip his damn pants and wanted me to give him head.

 

[in Kim’s head] she was talking to me but anyways.

 

Friend #2: oh. no no. we don’t do that shit. that’s what the back room’s for [smiles].

Kim: you don’t know that. no one really knows what the fuck they be doing in that back room.

 

+ Iggy Azalea x Cardi B x Megan Thee Stallion x Nicki Minaj x Lizzo* - Respect (Mashup) (aren’t you a beaut.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7t93v7IEI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIb3PSrBo&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Travis Porter- Bring It Back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=itI7z9b9j5M&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ E40TV- U and Dat (feat. T. Pain & Kandi Girl): www.youtube.com/watch?v=varvESwSQX4&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ G-Eazy - No Limit REMIX ft. A$AP Rocky, Cardi B, French Montana, Juicy J, Belly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_lblj8Cq0o&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Cardi B - Enough (Miami): www.youtube.com/watch?v=narFtb5tdTQ&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Cardi B - Outside (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbQMfWxZu8&list=RDQTbQMfWxZu...

 

+ D4L - Laffy Taffy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rb5EFoJ5Dw&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Saweetie - Best Friend (feat. Doja Cat): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJUCsyMQes&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Saweetie - My Type: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5c2iRHlAHA&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Lizzo - Truth Hurts (INFJ) (i’m a married woman now, i don’t do that shit anymore. and, i think that gentlemen’s club closed down awhile back. there may be another club open now, but don’t be looking for me. next.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00HMxdsVZI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...

 

+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...