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this was inspired by Isaiah Rashad's song Banana , there are many parts to this song I can relate to
5 Facts:
1. My favorite curse word is shit.
2. I am an ENTP and frequently set unrealistic expectations for my projects.
3. Finding small objects is my super power.
4. Tomorrow is my birthday.
5. I love Fat Tire in a plastic cup.
For #AugustBreak2015, #thesummermiracle, and #summerslowdown2015 #thehereco
Check out the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator® (MBTI®) official results for me... a bit more accurate than I expected.... what do you think?
Extraversion (E), Intuition (N), Thinking (T), Perceiving (P) - ENTP the Originator.
ENTPs are inspired innovators, motivated to find new solutions to intellectually challenging problems. They are curious and clever, and seek to understand the people, systems, and principles that surround them. Open-minded and easygoing, ENTPs want to understand other people—their motivations, behavior, and ideas—without applying judgment. ENTPs enjoy engaging others in debate, and can be perceived as argumentative due to their love of critical analysis.
Bored by routine, ENTPs are masters of re-inventing the wheel and often refuse to do a task the same way twice. They question norms and often ignore them altogether; they would much rather try a new method (or two) than go along with the standard. Structured environments frustrate them and routine demotivates them who rely on their ingenuity in the moment, and have little patience for preparation or planning. ENTPs are multi-talented as well as non-conforming with a wide range of interests.
ENTps are methodically very abstract and thought driven, constantly seeking the pure potentialities of the unseen. They tend to be absent-minded, and forget appointments. They continually try to acquire new skills, and will continually engage in the pursuit of knowledge for no specific reason other than enjoyment and entertainment.
Life for an ENTP (and for those around them) can be a roller-coaster event with great highs, thrills, scares, occasional stops--and lots of unexpected jerks and turns.
ENTPs make up 3% of the world population.
So this is my latest Dalicious entry, I know it's a weak one, but I really struggled with the theme. It was so broad and yet limiting at the same time. Blah.
Anyway, as far as props so I don't have much to pick from. I do have some miniatures but most them them are tiny animals and tea sets. Boring! I do have the Re-ment Strawberry picnic set which is really cute but I settled on using the tool set instead...mostly because I've never used it in a doll photo before.
And I will admit I amused myself greatly by having Phoebe working on Max. XD Well, I think it's funny...
The background it totally uninspired, I know. But I did dress up Phoebe in tomboy fashion to try and add a little to the photo. I had her working on a tiny car at first but I didn't like it. Once I got the idea to use Max I got a tiny bit more excited about it. Still...not my best effort.
However, I think this photo proves that Phoebe is indeed an ENTP ("Inventor"). ;)
100/365
'Me, Nino Quincampoix-Style' On Black
Dyxie, this one's for you! Thanks for all the inspiration and kind words during my first 100 days.
I had the idea after commenting on one of your photos awhile back. I know the torn effect is kinda lame, having just whited out sections with Paint. There's actually a whole page dedicated to torn photos a la Amélie in photoshop, but after working from 4am-6pm today, this will have to suffice.
The last phrase on the sign is something that, being an idiom, I'm not sure translates properly into French. I was gonna ask a native-French-speaking pal of mine if it worked, but ran out of time. Suffice to say, I fell in love with jessi.'s Day 100 photo and the phrase she used. Here's a rough French translation. It's the thought that counts.
Since it's day 100, here are 100 things about me. (As if I haven't rambled enough already.) This was written for a blog of mine awhile back. The blog got dumped in favor of Flickr, but most of these 100 things are still relevant.
100 Facts About the Fishgirl (Whether you want them or not)
1. I currently work in aviation management.
2. I love my job, contrary to what it sometimes sounds like after I finish certain conference calls.
3. I work with Dinosaur Dan, The Crazy Englishman, Bruce the Shark, and other assorted characters. The phrase "Never a dull moment" describes my job perfectly.
4. As interesting as my job can be, you will not see much if anything on the internet, either in photo or blog form about it. "What happens at work stays at work" applies.
5. I lived in Minnesota until my mid-20s. I'll always consider myself a Minnesota girl- "Ya, Sure- you betcha!"
6. Most of my college was paid by working odd jobs including but not limited to: nude art model, landscaper/gardener for a restaurant, plasma donor, freelance musician, and burger flipper for a "restaurant".
7. It was working in a fast food restaurant that turned me into a recovering music major. I realized that it was important to be able to pay rent and buy groceries.
8. I dabbled in other areas of study including Recreation/Parks Management and Emergency Medicine before settling into my current work field.
9. I met my husband through Excite internet personals back when it was not too cool to meet people through the internet.
10. I wasn't looking for a serious relationship at the time- just a travel buddy.
11. We never traveled anywhere together until after we got married.
12. We found out that we are not very compatible when it comes to traveling together. I tend to vacation alone a lot.
13. I like traveling solo- you actually meet more people and have more interesting experiences that way.
14. I love trying new things. Routine=boring.
15. I am a confirmed and verified ENTP .
16. MBTI was one of the most useful classes/seminars I've ever taken, including my college classes that I spent tons of money on.
17. I love to learn. I just hate sitting in a classroom.
18. I am a voracious reader. I cannot fall asleep unless I've read for awhile first- no matter how tired I am.
19. This habit bugs the hell out of RJ (my husband).
20. As long as we're talking negative traits, I am completely and utterly disorganized and sloppy at home. This does not carry over to work.
21. RJ is a neat freak... you can imagine how fond he is of my aforementioned tendency.
22. I am a bed hog. I can even monopolize a king size bed. I sleep diagonally.
23. I also snore and talk in my sleep.
24. For these reasons, I am constantly amazed I share a bedroom with somebody.
25. When I was 16, I had scoliosis surgery. As a result, my spinal column is fused and I have two Harrington rods stretching from my neck to my rear.
26. Because of this, I'm in a constant state of feeling I need to prove something when it comes to physical capabilities.
27. The first time I ever told a "grownup" to fuck off was when I was a senior in high school and a social services worker met with me to tell me I could get a grant for college because I qualified as disabled due to my surgery.
28. This pisses me off to this very day, and has translated into dangerous behaviors on occasion.
29. I learned how to cook when I was in high school out of sheer necessity from being a picky eater.
30. I consider myself a connoisseur of fine foods and beverages. RJ calls me a food/wine snob.
31. That said, I still have an addiction to tortilla chips, particularly the lime flavored ones.
32. My favorite wine is Bonny Doon Vineyard's 2001 Le Cigare Volant. I'm sure at some point I'll change my mind about this. (And I have repeatedly since I wrote this... Carr syrah stands out currently)
33. If I had to pick a favorite dinner, I'd pick a perfectly grilled ribeye steak- rare. With lots of sauteed mushrooms.
34. I have a freak addiction to raw green peppers. When they're in season, I eat a whole large one every day for lunch. This seriously troubles a couple of my colleagues.
35. My mom passed away from cancer in 1999.
36. In many ways, I haven't gotten over this. I'm still haunted by something she said to me shortly before she died.
37. Cancer runs very strongly in her side of the family. I am utterly terrified of it.
38. I had a wonderful childhood with great parents. I feel quite lucky about this.
39. I've done a couple of triathlons. Short course, but 1/4 mile swim, 17 mile bike, and 3.1 miles of running is still something to be proud of finishing.
40. I'm not much of a gambler, but I once paid for a trip to Jamaica for myself and two friends with one night's casino winnings.
41. I failed typing in high school, but I now have mad typing skillz according to those I work with.
42. 42 is my favorite number. If you've ever read Douglas Adams, you'll know why.
43. I smell like Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue or Hermes Un Jardin sur le Nil when I'm all bathed and smelling pretty.
44. I've been to many places on this great planet, but the one I consider the most beautiful is the Boundary Waters Canoe Area in northern Minnesota.
45. I'm usually tan in the winter time despite living in Wisconsin. I started this not for reasons of vanity, but because I have Seasonal Affective Disorder and the light exposure from tanning helps control this.
46. I started my blog on the advice of someone who told me I needed to find a way to get rid of some of the shit going on in my life.
47. My 365 Photo project was started to make myself comfortable with being in photos again after I gained weight after a whitewater accident. I came to the conclusion I had to do something after I came home from several foreign travels with no photographic evidence I ever left my house.
48. I have a recurring nightmare involving one of El Greco's paintings. I've probably had this same nightmare 20 times.
49. I had never knowingly seen any of El Greco's paintings until I'd had the dream several times. I was working as a TA for a large auditorium class and the class after mine was art appreciation. I found out what the painting was because the TA for that class had a textbook lying open in our work area.
50. I also have a recurring dream that involves one of my ex-boyfriends. I always wake up before it ends, so I never know the significance of it.
51. I used to work as a volunteer EMT.
52. This was an incredibly humbling and rewarding experience.
53. I don't just say it was rewarding because I got to participate in "Drinking for Justice", but this in itself was funtimes.
54. I was married on May 19th.
55. 19 is my husband's hockey number.
56. I picked out the date because I'm extremely bad at remembering dates. Case in point: people who are close to me know that they can possibly expect a card from me within about a month or so of significant dates.
57. My favorite mixed drink is a galliano stinger. My dad got me hooked on them.
58. Because I've only encountered approximately 4 bartenders in my lifetime who know what this is, I tend to just order beer.
59. I am a beer snob though.
60. My all-time favorite is a perfectly made Black and Tan, but I'll settle for Abita Turbodog, vanilla porter, any good dark microbrew, or Blue Moon Belgian White Ale as a last-resort choice.
61. We currently have two cats, Tom and Aleister.
62. I don't think I've ever called them by their given names. It's usually 'Masso (short for Thomasso) and Alamosa or just plain Pookie.
63. We had a third cat, Huck, who we had to put to sleep in January 2006 from probable cancer.
64. I cried more over Huck's passing than I have for any human with the exception of my mom.
65. I don't think this makes me a freak. I love my pets. They are like short furry relatives to me.
66. I am a firm believer in adopting shelter animals. Puppy mills and the like are cruel.
67. I am pro-choice, but I don't know that I could ever decide to get an abortion.
68. I'm pretty much a liberal at most everything politically, and I'm having a hard time with the views of the current administration, particularly those regarding gay marriage.
69. I'm bisexual.
70. Yes, my husband is aware of this. It is a non-issue.
71. I have 3 tattoos. They are all in places that can be hidden from public view. I'm not ashamed of them- I just think they're actually more fun that way.
72. I'm an avid gardener. I love growing roses and orchids, but my all-time favorite flowers are lilacs and casablanca lilies.
73. I had such a desire to get my current job that I spent over a year commuting to work 300 miles away in Chicago because I knew that was the best way for me to eventually get it.
74. When I want something (anything) really badly, I will go to the ends of the earth, sometimes literally, to get it.
75. I used to think I was a laid-back individual, but I now know that I am a strong Type A personality.
76. This is not a good thing. I'm trying to change it, but I really don't think it will happen.
77. I don't know that I ever want to have kids of my own, but I have a niece and nephew who I think are very cute even though I don't get to see them very often.
78. My niece called me "Uncle J" until she was about 3 years old. I found it so cute that I never corrected her. C'mon- who wouldn't find hearing "Hi Uncle R and Uncle J" adorable?
79. I send her a postcard every time I travel. I started this when she was less than a year old. I still sign them "Uncle J".
80. The reason I don't think I want kids is that I don't think I'd be a good parent. It is inherent in my personality type to not like rules if they don't make sense to me.
81. I know I'd let my kids eat ice cream for breakfast, stay up until 4 in the morning, and wear stripes and checks together because I do stuff like that all the time. My conscience doesn't trouble me a bit about any of it.
82. I'm a natural blonde, but I still color my hair. I like to put just a bit deeper color in it and add highlights.
83. I had white-blonde hair until I was about 10 or so.
84. I have a strong physical attraction to men with salt-and-pepper hair, eyes with deep crinkles on the outer corners from smiling too much (OK, wrinkles), and a stockier build. They tend to be at least 8-10 years older than me. (Clem, I wrote that before I even knew you existed...) ;)
85. Having said that, pretty much nobody I've dated has matched that profile. I just admire them from afar.
86. My favorite body part is a firm set of thighs. Male and female.
87. I think Angelina Jolie is the epitome of physical perfection- tattoos and all. I'm not necessarily impressed with her acting, "Girl, Interrupted" being a notable exception. (Wrote that before she got too skinny...)
88. My favorite band is Great Big Sea. I've seen them in concert multiple times.
89. I have two favorite movies. I can't pick one over the other because they are both so different: A Very Long Engagement and The Big Lebowski .
90. I don't really watch TV that much. During the time I spent living in Chicago, I did without one for 6 months, and then broke down and got a TV and cable hookup just to watch Le Tour de France on OLN.
91. I'm a cycling junkie during the major races. I think Phil Liggett has moments of true brilliance. "To wear the yellow jersey is to mingle with the gods of cycling".
92. I still admire pro-cyclists even though I know just about the entire peloton in pro-cycling is dirty somehow.
93. I've had a couple of pretty traumatic experiences in my life which caused me to lose a lot of trust in people.
94. Despite this, I still have a generally sunny outlook on life and truly believe that the vast majority of people really do have good intentions.
95. I have mixed feelings about religion due to one of these experiences. I still have not made up my mind completely about how I feel. I just know that organized religion is pretty much not for me.
96. I still respect the beliefs of others and their right to have those beliefs.
97. I have no clue as to where I see myself in 10 years.
98. I do know that if nothing else, I plan to be living in a home of my own design. I've been collecting lots of ideas for a long time. It will have a conservatory/greenhouse.
99. When I retire I want to travel even more even though I have been doing it all my life.
100. I feel really egotistical after having written all of these "I" and "me" things.
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Okay...there is a story about how I came up with this idea. When I first saw the theme, "Personality", I freaked out. One reason I decided to enter Phoebe into Dalicious was so I could develop her personality a little...and then the first challenge wants to know what it is. Great...just great.
I don't know much about Phoebe's personality. I mean I know some, but not anything I would be able to easily represent in a photo, so I was confuzzled about what to do. For a brief moment I thought of just dropping the contest...seriously.
But I'm not a quitter so I started thinking, what do you do when you want to know more about your personality? Do some research. The Myers-Briggs personality types are pretty well known so I thought those were good to focus on. As you can see, Phoebe has hung the chart on her wall and made some notes on it trying to figure out her own personality. She has the books and a quiz scattered around on the floor and her laptop suggests she is doing more research trying to figure it out (really, I'm trying to figure it out).
I knew this would be wildly different from what everyone else would do. That can be good and bad. Good because different is unique. Bad because I doubt everyone will get it and what this has to do with personality, but at least I had an entry. :P
As a photo I know it is horribly flawed. :( Because I focused on Phoebe the charts are not so easy to read...that makes it a little confusing, I know. So I liked the idea I came up with but I'm not as happy with the actual photo as I would like. Next time I hope to do better.
As for Phoebe...I think she is ENTP, "Inventor"...because she obviously thinks too much. :P
Christus, das reine Gotteslamm
1.) Christus, das reine Gotteslamm,
Auf sich von mir die Sünde nahm
Und warf sie in des Meeres Grund,
Dass sie mir nun nicht schaden kunnt.
2.) Wie kommts, ach du meine Jesulein,
Dass du auf dich die Sünde mein
So gar nimmst, dass nun nicht mehr
Sie mich betrüb'n, ach du, mein Herr?
3.) Macht das nicht deine Liebe groß,
Die du in uns durch deinen Schoß
Genossen hast, in dem du bist
Ein Mensch worden, Herr Jesu Christ?
4.) Ach, wie freundlich bist du, mein Herr,
Der du mein Bruder kommst hierher
Und sprichst: In dir ich wohnen will.
Ach Herr, das ist ja gar zu viel.
5.) Doch weil es hat gefallen dir,
So nehm ich dich mit Herzbegier
Durch den Glauben in meine Seel', -
Ach komm zu mir auf dein Befehl!
6.) Dich will ich haben herzlich gern
Und diese Welt gar gern entpern, (a)
Dass du nur mit dem Heilgen Geist
In mir, ach Herr Christ, immer seist.
7.) Nun will ich sing' und fröhlich sein,
Denn ich ja das schön' Jesulein
Jetzt trag in meines Herzens Schrein,
Dass ich nimmer vergesse sein,
8.) Davon ich allzeit fröhlich bin,
Zu singen mit Herz, Mut und Sinn:
Jesu, Jesu, mein Brüderlein,
Erfreue du das Herze mein.
9.) Sing und spring in mir immer fein,
Sag du zu mir: 'mein Brüderlein,
Dein Herz soll fröhlich sein mit Lust,
Denn du hast mir mein Blut gekost.'
(a) sinngemäß 'loslassen', das Wort konnte nicht nachgewiesen werden
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Autor: Stephan Praetorius
Melodie: Vom Himmel hoch, da komm ich her
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gefunden in:
Das deutsche evangelische Kirchenlied
des siebzehnten Jahrhunderts
Herausgegeben von Albert Fischer und W. Tümpel
Erster Band
Druck und Verlag C. Bertelsmann
Gütersloh, 1904
Liednummer 224
Thema: Christuslied
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Stephan Praetorius, dt. auch Schulte (* 3. Mai 1536 in Salzwedel; † 5. Mai 1603 ebenda) war ein deutscher evangelisch-lutherischer Theologe und Erbauungsschriftsteller.
Praetorius besuchte die Schule des Reformators Abdias Prätorius (1524-1573) in seiner Vaterstadt, danach ein Gymnasium in Magdeburg. 1558 immatrikulierte er sich an der Universität Rostock, wo er sich vor allem David Chyträus (1530-1600) anschloss. Um sich seinen Unterhalt zu verdienen, unterrichtete er selbst. 1565 verließ er Rostock, nachdem er zwei Jahre zuvor promoviert hatte. Von Johann Agricola Eisleben jun. (um 1560-1594) wurde er in Berlin zum Prediger für Salzwedel ordiniert, wo er zuerst als Diakon (zweiter Pfarrer) an der Augustinerkirche, von 1569 bis zu seinem Tode als Pfarrer an der Katharinenkirche wirkte.
Praetorius errichtete eine Lateinschule, für die er einige Lehrbücher veröffentlichte. Besondere Aufmerksamkeit erregten jedoch seine seelsorgerlichen Traktate und Erbauungsschriften, die der Pfarrer Gottfried Arnold (1666-1714) auf insgesamt 80 bezifferte. Johann Arndt gab 1622 eine thematisch geordnete Sammlung der Schriften von Praetorius heraus. Martin Statius (1589-1655) stellte 1625 eine neue Auswahl zusammen, die er 1636 unter dem Titel 'Geistliche Schatzkammer der Gläubigen' umfassend erweiterte und die bis ins 19. Jahrhundert vielfach nachgedruckt wurde. Die schwedische Übersetzung hatte große Bedeutung für den Pietismus in Schweden. Von der dänischen Übersetzung erschien noch 2008 eine Neuauflage. Seine Veröffentlichungen enthalten auch einige wenige geistliche Lieder, von denen der Hymnologe Albert Fischer in seine ab 1904 in Gütersloh herausgegebene Sammlung 'Das deutsche Kirchenlied' zwei Lieder aufgenommen hat.
Obwohl Praetorius der lutherischen Rechtgläubigkeit zuzurechnen ist, legte er größten Wert auf die persönliche Heiligung im Leben, was ihm Angriffe seitens der Kirchenleitung und von Kollegen eintrug. Besonders wurde seine Aussage, der wahrhaft gläubige Mensch könne keine Todsünde begehen, scharf kritisiert.
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Pu'u 'Ualaka'a State Park
+ Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You / Marimba Version (INFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1jceplJ9o
[ENTP]
+ Drake - Started From the Bottom (Miles McCullough) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
+ Replay (Prequel) [Music Video] - Iyaz (ENTJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxV9g7lsFE
+ Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On (feat. Spraga Benz) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4apHuWytLko
+ Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina- Stereo Love (ISFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfl76Sr-Rsk
+ BOA - Eat You Up (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLnr2u_nj10
+ Ne-Yo - Miss Independent (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k
+ Shaggy- It Wasn't Me (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE
+ T Pain- I’m N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E
+ La Bouche- Sweet Dreams (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmuL2ve6C8M
+ Dr. Gogineni (Indian American) (OrthoVirginia Stone Springs) (Kimberly Szu Mai Johnson’s Big Brother)
+ Caucasian Lawyer John (Rofida’s Boyfriend) (all Rofida Kiwan and Kim J. talk about is how much sex they have with their partners) (Pastor John Piper’s Son) (Desiring God: www.desiringgod.org/about)
+ Ben (Caucasian American) (Owen’s-INFJ Brother) (The Goddard School)
+ JD Deal (1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Portuguese American) (La La’s- INFJ big brother) (Caleb’s- INTJ big brother) (The Goddard School)
+ Dr. Reverend Dustyn Deal (Caucasian American) (Beatriz’s- INFJ Husband) (Desiring God: www.desiringgod.org/about)
+ Max McCullough (1/2 Caucasian American 1/2 African American) (The Goddard School)
+ Marcus McCullough (African American) (Meghan’s-INFJ Husband)
+ Joshua Johnson (1/2 Chinese American 1/2 African American) (The Goddard School)
+ Two African American Pediatrican's (one born in America and one born in Africa, later getting American citizenship) (reminds me of James Earl Jones) (my friends all want me to wear lingerie from Victoria Secret, but i just like granny panties. [INFJ Caucasian Nurse walks in] in fact, my husband doesn't need me to wear any of that crap, he just wants me to get naked.) (that's so cool, your son works at that fancy Pet Hotel: oldetownepetresort.com) (helped with the births of Jet, Joshua, Jia, and John) (Inova Fair Oaks Hospital)
+ Older Caucasian Lawyer (i’m sorry your grandpa passed away, i enjoyed our road trip. i also enjoyed our quality time together, cleaning up and organizing all his things. i know you rather me say my name is Kimberly, so now all I call myself is Kim K.) (Dr. John Lee’s Class-INTJ wing man) (John Leland Center for Theological Studies)
+ Dr. Reverend Ernie Brunson (Leomia’s- ISFJ Husband) (INTP) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)
+ Stephen Parks (Sue Park’s- INFJ Husband) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)
+ Dr. Reverend Joseph Glaze ([said kindly]: “why don’t you want to do the Scripture Reading?, why won’t you open your eyes when i’m doing my sermon?, you should wear eye liner at least, stares me down when i clean the floor, you should let the wife win to maintain the peace in the marriage) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church)
+ Dr. Garvey (Older Italian American) (Little Italy & Chinatown) ([it’s dark and class is over. Dr. G taps my shoulder] “you really should take your headphones off, you’ll be able to hear the sounds of New York better, you sound like someone…”) (New York University Public Speaking Course)
+ Dr. Desmond DDS (Haitian American, looks Ethiopian) (Life in The Big Apple) (Kimberly S. Kan’s Big Brother) (INTP) (New York University College of Dentistry)
+ Older Caucasian Dentist (got kicked out of the Air Force for cheating) (Peruvian Chicken-lunch break) (NVDC in Falls Church, VA-INTJ Vietnamese American Dentist Mom wing woman) (University of Maryland School of Dentistry)
+ Varun (Indian American) (Marymount University) (why are you so racist? stop being broke bitch) (thank you for the personalized wedding wine glasses from Things Remembered) (the look) (Kimberly Szu Mai Kan’s Younger Brother)
+ Gary Robinson (African American) (George Mason)
+ Dr. Milan Simanek DDS (Czechoslovakian American) (George Mason University)
+ Dr. Hugh Campbell DDS (African American) (looks like James Earl Jones) (all my kids and wife have nice cars. oh, i like your car it's simple and as long as it takes you from point a to b, thats good. it's a bit messy, i can clean the fast food wrappers out if you'd like.) (my wife has everything materially, what do you think i should buy her for her birthday? a candle, a box of chocolates, something for dinner maybe? i really wanted to say something else, but that'd be inappropriate) (i've never been to your mom's clinic before, thanks for taking me) [Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD] (my mom (INTJ) really likes you (ENTP), she enjoys sitting beside you during CE courses. i know you're married and my mom's a widow, but if you weren't married, i'd...) (Meharry Medical College School of Dentistry)
+ Mohammed (Iranian American) (Marymount University)
+ Joel Malagasy (Madagascan American) (Marymount University)
+ Dr. Reverend Bronson O. Johnson (African American) (Marymount University)
+ Meri-En Damjankovic (Serbian American) (Marymount University)
+ Matt Hyder (Caucasian American) (hyperactive mind, all we talked about was sex, and joked eachother all through College) (everyone knows Matt!) (Marymount University)
+ Beau (Caucasian American) (i introduced Cynthia-INFJ to Beau) (Army) (Kim’s #1 Fan, BIO CREW 4 LYFE) (Marymount University)
+ Michael P. (Polish Canadian) (University of Toronto) (Canada Summer Vacation)
+ Older Caucasian British Man working at the Mall Food Court (Ava Max: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpdFcQbZ2TI&list=RDL0TMA0GRBV...) (Unknown - Gotta Have It: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCjz5cMGtfs&list=RDL0TMA0GRBV...) (your dicks my medicine) (my first time clubbing in London!) (University of London) (you look rich and could loosen up a bit, i don't trust you, you look a bit like Hugh Jackman, i dunno) (London Summer Vacation)
+ Stephen (Caucasian American) (Yoshi’s Best Friend) (Bishop Ireton High School)
+ Steven (Caucasian American) (thanks for keeping me company at my locker and for making me laugh. i enjoyed spending time with you behind the scenes of The King and I.) (Bishop Ireton High School)
+ Danny Cougut (1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Filipino) (i won't tell) (isn't this better than watching porn?) (my parents really like you) (you have a beautiful voice, it's music to my ears) (you write the loveliest and most eloquent letters) (Jazz Club) (Winter Ball) (Silver Diner) (Computer Labs, Armando Herradura- ISTJ wing man) (Bishop Ireton High School)
+ Uncle Richard (Robert P. Kan’s 4th sibling) (Chinese born in Bangladesh)
+ Maggie Dressel (Caucasian American) (St. Bernadette’s Elementary School) (8th Grade Best Friends)
+ Shabhi Toteja (Indian American) (University of Pennsylvania) (Kimberly Szu Mai Kan’s Big Brother)
+ Nick Jonas, Robin Schulz - Right Now (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc97AUImI04
+ Lady Gaga (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Gaga
+ "what’s a gold bird, anyways?" -unknown
+ “i’m here to represent our family” - Lady Gaga + Kim K.
+ what is imposter syndrome?: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome
+ (ESTJ & INFJ) + (ENTP & INFJ) = INDEPENDENT (interdependent)
+ the sexual tension between these two is insane in the membrane.
+ Ne-Yo - Miss Independent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k
+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer (ENTP) is unhappy in his marriage, little to no coitus is occurring between him and his wife. Good business deal! ❤️💖💟😂💙
+ Mrs. Special ESTJ wants to feel heard, understood, and needs quality time with someone who actually gives a flying fuck. and is present and grateful for all that she is right now, without trying to change her into something she doesn’t even want to be.
+ Ava Max - OMG What's Happening (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ7Zw_ohxvU
+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI&list=RDMLG_DsCQMs...
+ Mrs. Special ESTJ goes back to her house and does her thing. She can’t stand her “HUSBAND” and “FATHER” to their 2 kids (why do children matter?). She’s pissed, spends a shit load of money on a bunch of bullshit, probably drinks a bit more than she should. Yes, Kim K. is still fat as hell, and no, of course you aren’t racist. Mrs. Special ESTJ is also bold as fuck, loyal, doesn’t have a wandering eye, truly wants to play house, for real real. She is incredibly open, honest, and candid about her life and woes.
+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer ENTP (1/2 Caucasian & 1/2 Kenyan) is sad as fuck (aren’t we all!), lonely, contemplating life, in need of deeper human connection (not just pictures of himself with a billion people), wants to feel understood, is healing from a good deal of trauma (childhood and adulthood). and is HORNY as fuck!!
+ Bar (ENTP Male): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_(establishment)
+ AC K: Rema, Selena Gomez - Calm Down (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcIcVapfqXw
+ It’s been a long day, and Lady Gaga needs some fresh air and decided to go for a walk. She wanted to clear her mind and take things a bit slower. At the corner of her eye, she sees a quaint NY British pub, that is offering an affordable lunch special. it’s a good deal and she’s trying to watch her spending habits. she needs time to decompress and is learning to sit by herself and enjoy her own company.
[Enter] (BAR) + (AC K)
+ Ava Max - My Head & My Heart (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8mBplMtwJ8
+ Mr. Hot Shot Lawyer ENTP talks a shit load to Lady Gaga (without really saying anything). he’s very charming and has excellent conversational skills. he’s a people person.
(in my head) (whispers)
Ga: I worship your dick.
Also Ga: I will put you in your place, you dick.
(FATHER) + Akon - Beautiful (ESTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOzN0eihsE
(little girl mom) + Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (INFP) (what is lust?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgT2XHYvf8c
+ Hello: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello
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❤️ Bridge ❤️
+ Braaheim - Paradise: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukkC0xeHB2o
+ Hugh Jackman (ENTP): www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=acc27629d...
+ Hugh Jackman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Jackman
+ Maroon 5 - Animals (Lyrics): www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVExpdmoDs
+ note: (i was 18 years old and he was at least 12 years older than i.)
+ hi, to the ENTP British guy at the food court (you were working as a cashier)! i was on my way to the loo and you saw that i was a bit lost, so you spoke up and asked me if i needed any help. you noticed, i wasn't from London and asked me where i was from. i replied, "Washington, D.C.!" it was really nice meeting you, and i would have loved to talk more. my dad was in a bit of a hurry and grabbed my hand so we could run to the museum.
Picture taken in Florida.
+ Desiring God (Pastor John Piper) (INFJ): www.desiringgod.org/about
+ Baek Ji Young(백지영) (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG1YtxHLB8
+ Chris Brown- Wall To Wall (ISTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp9whofDaow
+ Gwen Stefani (MS) - Hollaback Girl (Worship Pastor) (INFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY
+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Worship Pastor) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI
+ Tasha Cobbs Leonard- Break Every Chain (Worship Pastor) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Mwqf40x48
+ The Message: The Bible in Contemporary Language (ENTP Deacon Don Mohl & ESFJ Janine Mohl): www.amazon.com/Message-Bible-Contemporary-Language/dp/157...
+ Bible Gateway (Online): www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/
+ Tyler Perry (Reverend Pastor Tyler) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Perry
+ Jay Nedaj Performing At KC Pride 2025 (Worship Pastor) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3au-vAlDfa8
+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.
+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]
+ I wear Bally’s shoes.
+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.
+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!
+ when are we going shopping?
+ when are we going to the famers market?
+ when are we going to the thrift store?
+ how many Louis purses do you own?
+ how many hits did you make?
+ how many followers do you have?
+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]
+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]
+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.
+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.
+ I’m married!
+ I’m single!
+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.
+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.
+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)
+ I’m a brunette with big tits.
+ i don’t like your hair.
+ I have a nice ass.
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!
+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!
+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.
+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).
+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.
+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.
+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)
+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)
+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)
+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)
+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]
+ My husband cheats on me.
+ My wife is a liar.
+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.
+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.
+ I have a larger house than you.
+ I own a couple of small houses.
+ I own a couple of large houses.
+ I own land.
+ I own a Yacht.
+ I own a dog.
+ I own a cat.
+ I have a more expensive car than you.
+ I have over 15 expensive cars.
+ I have 100 expensive cars.
+ I’m divorced.
+ This is my 7th marriage.
+ I’m a Dentist.
+ I’m a Garbage Collector.
+ I’m a Stripper.
+ I’m a Phlebotomist.
+ I’m a Pharmacist.
+ I’m a Nurse.
+ i’m a rapper.
+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.
+ I’m a white rapper.
+ I’m an asian rapper.
+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.
+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!
+ I get paid over three figures.
+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.
+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.
+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.
+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.
+ people make fun of me and call me fat.
+ people be saying i’m stupid.
+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.
+ i’m shy.
+ i’m scared.
+ I’m sad and angry.
+ i’m bold and confident.
+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.
+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!
+ i shop at walmart and target.
+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.
+ I voted!
+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.
+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.
+ I didn’t vote. COVID.
+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.
+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!
+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!
+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.
+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”
+ I date black guys, be like me.
+ I date white guys, be like me.
+ I date girls, be like me.
+ I date boys, be like me.
+ I date boys and girls, be like me.
+ I’m into latino men.
+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!
+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…
+ I still don't have a podcast.
+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.
+ what are you going to do with all that money?
+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?
+ i gambled all my money.
+ i ate leftovers again.
+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.
+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.
+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.
+ you talk too much. shut up.
+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!
+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?
+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.
+ i have 12 kids!
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.
+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!
+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.
+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.
+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.
+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.
+ i had 11 abortions.
+ i murdered someone.
+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).
+ i watch porn.
+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.
+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!
+ my son has down syndrome.
+ my daughter has down syndrome.
+ wait, your kids retarded?
+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)
+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!
+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.
+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.
+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.
+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?
+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.
+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]
+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]
+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]
+ my dad is a garbage collector.
+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]
+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.
+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!
+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!
+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.
+ my mom is a school nurse.
+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!
+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!
+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!
+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.
+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!
+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]
+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!
+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]
+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).
+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.
+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!
+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]
+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.
+ what the hell is a FLICKR?
+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]
+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]
+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.
+ where’d you get that dress from?
+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].
+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.
+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]
+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.
+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)
+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.
+ are those Nike shoes or not?
+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.
+ i got an A!
+ I FAILED!
+ I PASSED!
+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)
+ I suck at Math.
+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?
+ I’m a Teacher.
+ I’m a Student.
+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.
+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]
+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.
+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?
+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]
+ you’re GAY!
+ you’re FAT!
+ you’re STUPID!
+ you’re UGLY!
+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.
+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?
+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.
+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?
aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?
+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.
+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.
+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!
+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.
+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.
+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.
+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.
+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.
+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.
+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.
+ i have 4 grand babies!
+ i don’t want to get married.
+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.
+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!
+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.
+ chest hair is gross.
+ i think chest hair is sexy.
+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.
+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!
+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]
+ am i late to the orgy?
+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?
+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?
+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?
+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.
+ I’m scared of the dark.
+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)
+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
+ you stink!
This year's Valentine's pic.
So what's going on here? Well these are my two cockiest characters. What would they love the most on Valentine's day? Themselves of course. Why would you need anyone else? But they are two very different types of cocky. Owen Marsh is all about narcissism. Since he was born he knew he was good looking. He loves to look at himself and let others know how handsome he is. There's nothing insecure about him. He is good looking and he knows it. And anything he says he can do he can. Despite the major set back in his life of attaining fire he can't get rid of he still loves himself and knows he is great.
Ophidius is all about self gratification. He's an ugly little jerk and he knows this. But like Owen he accepts himself. He doesn't care that he's short and ugly, he just searches for any way that he can to amuse himself. If someone insults him saying,"You're so ugly." He might respond. "Yeah I know. It must be terrible for you to have to look at me." Then he'd laugh at them or make faces. Though bad guys they are actually a great case for self acceptance and self love. Therefore in a sense are role models. Remember you can't love anyone else or even like anyone else if you don't accept yourself first. But these two are happy to stop at loving themselves.
Interesting thing about how they go about proclaiming it though. Both are extroverts, but Ophidius being ENTP has Extroverted Feeling Fe. Therefore he is much more outwardly emotional. Owen being ENTJ has Introverted Feeling Fi. His feelings are very strong but he tends to keep them inside and keep them in check. He's not as vocal about it. So that is why it's so obvious with Ophidius and his mannerisms and larger hearts. Owen is contained and only has one small heart. He would say his line calmly while Ophidius would be yelling his. ENTP's are also the most emotional of the thinking types.
I like that they are treating the word "Me" as though it were a name or a person. Though both are talking about themselves.
I put together my shortest and tallest characters. I think they are to scale. Slith is 5'5" and Owen is 6'3".
+ She wanted 5 Oranges, Boyfriend Buys 113 (Darryl Vega TV) (ENTP Male & INFP Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmlKZbAtYM
+ Kelly Rowland (Mom) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Rowland
+ Beyoncé (Mom) (ESFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyoncé
+ Destiny's Child - Say My Name: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
+ Beyoncé - Sweet Dreams: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlxByc0-V40
+ Beyoncé - Crazy In Love ft. JAY Z (INFP & ESFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY
+ Beyoncé - Halo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
+ Destiny's Child - Survivor (life after being married to a narcissist): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0
+ narcissistic personality disorder (NPD): www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=narc...
+ Beyoncé - Upgrade U (Video) ft. Jay-Z (i have my own money and properties, i’m debt free): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nr8hPnZfMU
+ Beyoncé - Single Ladies (i wonder if he’s going to propose?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
+ if 1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Kenyan Male gets with Beyoncé (ESFJ), then he may or may not be called Dad. It’s a case by case scenario.
+ [Bar] [AC K] (ENTP MALE)
Lugar: Terminal Juanita 1490, Puente Alto
en el Terminal estaba este buuus de los inicios de STP o sea la ENTP
First off this will NEVER happen. This is one of my What IF moments. I have lots of alternate possibilities that never make it into my main story. Cope and Ophidius probably never meet. And if they do it's very brief after Ophidius leaves a board meeting at Thanatos Industries.
BUT what if the did meet? Cope would have to get over his fear of Ophidius first. And if he can accept him as a bad guy and over look his dark side I think these two could get along pretty well. They basically have the same personality types. Cope is INTP. Ophidius is ENTP. I imagine the conversation leading up to this scene goes something like this.
"WOw you have flying shoes!" Ophidius said staring a Cope's feet.
"Uh...yeah." Cope said nervously.
"That's COOL. Hey we should go flying sometime!" Ophidius said excited. Cope was relieved that he wasn't ridiculed.
"What d-do you u-use to fly?" Cope asked curious.
"I'll show you when we get there. Trust me you'll love it!" Ophidius said in a cocky tone.
So after the initial shock of "AH, you have wings and powers! What the Hell are you?" That Cope will go through he settles down and the two have a very good time together. They're having a conversation. I'm guessing Ophidius is telling a joke. Both love jokes so Cope would like that. Or he might be telling Cope something he's not supposed to, like the true history of the Earth. They both like to fly though and I figured this would be a nice scene. Also this is one of those rare times I drew my characters enjoying themselves. Usually I find all kinds of fun ways to torture them.
This was supposed to be an easy fast drawing. Hehe, well almost. Total time I worked on this was two days. Ophidius's wings slowed everything down big time. So it wasn't so fast. Not like the Stunt Dawgs art I have been making. I guess even my simple drawings are complex. The background was easy actually. Originally I had a city in the distance but it just looked bad, so I opted for a full sky instead.
Swedish Bärgningsbandvagn 81, a former Swiss Army Entpannungspanzer 56. Panzerweekend 2024 at the Militärmuseum Full-Reuenthal, Switzerland.
+ Brooklyn Duo- Golden (K-Pop Demon Hunters) (ENTP Male & INFJ Female) (ENFP Male & INFP Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzE8bdc0VgY
+ Ina Rosenberg Garten (Grandma) (Mom) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Garten
+ Jeffrey Garten (Grandpa) (Dad) (INTP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Garten
[The Hamptons]
Friend #1: hey Kim, would you like a Summer job?
Kim: oh, um, what do i have to do?
Friend #1: there’s a really nice lady, who’s looking for an Assistant. mostly cleaning up stuff, organizing things (taking notes), grocery shopping, setting stuff up before the film crew arrives. she also owns her own catering company.
Kim: what kind of job is that? a film crew?
Friend #1: yea, her husband and her have a home in The Hamptons (New York). she works for The Food Network. you’re a good one, i know you’ll fit right in.
Kim: oh nice [eyes widened]. please give me some more details about it. thank you for thinking of me.
Kim: hey Milan, i’ve been working for this really nice lady during the Summer. I’ve told her so much about you. she wants to meet you! Would you like to drive up to The Hamptons and visit her? Her husband is really nice too (INTP Jewish Male). We can hang out with them and then head back to the city. They’ve always been like parents to me.
Milan: sweet, that sounds nice. let me check my schedule and we’ll plan a date. i can drive us.
Milan: so, where am i driving you to today?
Kim: here are the directions, i hope they’re clear enough.
Milan: are you going to let me know a little more about this couple?
Kim: no. it’ll be a surprise when you meet them. i doubt you’ll even know who they are because you don’t really watch a whole lot of TV.
[We have arrived]
[Kim rings the door bell once, waits awhile till she rings it once more].
Ina: hi, the both of you! thank you for coming over. [HUGS]. oh my gosh, you didn’t have to bring over anything. how was the drive?
Kim: [huge smile with a bit of fear] it was such a beautiful drive. thank you so much for inviting us! i’ve missed you, Mom. i’m so glad Milan gets to meet you and Dad!
Ina: Kim is too sweet. She’s always been like a daughter to us. [looks sternly at Milan] she’s a very hard worker and diligent. I’ve set up some food for us, let’s eat! i’ll show you around the house later, i know you both must be starving.
Kim and Milan: oh my god, look at how good this all looks. it smells delicious! thank you so much for making all of this for us. you are too generous. your home is beautiful Ms. Garten (oh please, call me Ina). i miss being here with you, Mom.
[in Kim’s head] i don’t really feel like i belong here. this is all so fancy (there’s fancier out there) and i’m just in College. all i can think about as i enjoy my time with these Caucasian people, is how there is an entire group of others who are hurting and hungry. FYI, Ina and her husband are incredibly generous and already donate to nonprofit organizations as well as, volunteer at Food Kitchens. i still don’t feel good enough and feel the need to impress them (we were really just trying to get the both of you married). i start comparing my life to theirs and wanting to be just like Ina. I also feel like Ina really digs my boyfriend and may or may not be a tad jealous that I am with him since i’m not Caucasian (Chinese Korean American). Wait, is Kimberly Szu Mai Kan adopted?
[in Ina’s head] did i give you a job? am i feeding you? did i send you home with leftovers? (i want my ice packs back) are you my daughter? is Milan my son? ok then, case closed.
when i am with the ghetto as fuck crew; all they do is complain, whine, demand more, tell me i’m not enough, continue to be jealous, and make fun of those who have more money than them. they encourage pyramid schemes and no matter how much i give, it’s never enough. frankly; i’m tired of the lack of respect, volunteering (and still not being enough), giving money, buying plane tickets, paying for peoples meals, and taking them on shopping sprees. they remain ungrateful and still want more. they will never be satisfied. and you will still be misunderstood (get used to it).
[Ina gives us a more detailed tour of the house and we check out the beautiful garden. we say our goodbyes and are filled with gratitude. it’s time for us to head into The City] [a cheap hotel awaits. St. Marks Hotel: www.yelp.com/biz/st-marks-hotel-new-york-3?osq=motels] [Sex and the City is ISFJ Iliana Incensio’s favorite show. This isn’t quite like that show.] [no, Kim does not have a size 3 waistline and she doesn’t want to pay for lunch anymore.] [ENTP Milan is going to meet up with ENTP Danny Cougat at the Monastery, they are monks now.]
[In the Car] [Milan to Kim Sternly] first of all, why didn’t you tell me we were going to Ina Garten’s house? i would have worn something a bit nicer. so what, now you want to be just like Ina Garten? i don’t even want you to apply for dental school. if anything, you should be applying to dental hygiene school at MCV. why do you need to apply for NYUCD? who the hell told you, you need to be like your mom? we all know she’s claimed you as her property and pet. i don’t even want kids (you already know Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) runs in my family). having you as my daughter, is enough. having 2 abortions with you was a roller coaster of emotions, and a journey in and of itself. (in the next episode of Milan and Kim fight like siblings [silent treatment] [ultimate frisbee or goes out for a walk]).
Milan is jealous of INTJ Sheila Arbabi because she’s smart and only he can get the highest score on the DATs. when he gets mad at Kim K., he tells her she’s stupid and should suck a dick. Kim and Milan both think Sheila is sexy. Anyways, Milan is married to his mom (ESFP) and has to prove his worth to his dad (ESTJ)(he did take Milan and his mom in, after all). [Zara Larsson - Uncover (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-PXEe-qeK4&list=RDU-PXEe-qeK...] [Jennifer Coolidge (ESFP): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Coolidge]
[St. Marks Hotel]
[Walking around NYC]
[Dinner in NYC]
[NYC Bakeries]
[Drive back to VA] Back to being siblings.
[Note] at this point i’m stressed out. i’m going home to watch porn, finish a bunch of schoolwork, talk to a bunch of “friends” (pay for their meals), organize MU club events, visit my Popo and Tei Tei, help my Mom with The Office, lie and keep secrets for everyone and anyone, eat a lot of somethings, etc. maybe i should join a monastery and take a vow of celibacy?
[Another Note] Milan and Kim made their own video in his basement. Like a Bill Nye the Science Guy kinda video. There were beakers and all. It’s saved on a small hard drive and quadruply locked [not quite like Triple D (Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives)].
+ Josh Groban - You Are Loved (Don't Give Up) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5XocxGyT8&list=RDri5XocxGyT...
Washington, DC
+ Monica - Angel Of Mine (ISFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eOuK-pYhy4
+ OneRepublic- No Vacancy (i was): www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWmJ5K0xFY
+ Lady Gaga - Abracadabra (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBynw9Isr28
+ The Fitness Marshall (Caleb Marshall) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/@TheFitnessMarshall/videos
+ KIYAH JOHNSON (ft. INFP MELLISA CALLES) - My Neck, My Back (Lick It) (INFJ) (Khia): www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lgWtTfcAN8
+ BRENDA w/ The Hijab [INFP Caucasian American] [On her 2nd Marriage] [Bronson O. Johnson’s Future Wife (Kim’s replacement)]
+ Brandy - Right Here (Departed) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzwoJ10UyO0
+ Sara Bareilles - King of Anything (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7-AUmiNcA
+ Fugees - Ready Or Not (INFJ Lauryn Hill): www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXyKmElvv8
+ I know that I know nothing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_know_that_I_know_nothing
+ Alan Walker - The Drum (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=TicGJQqrq2M
+ The Dr. John Delony Show (INFJ): www.youtube.com/@TheDrJohnDelonyShow/videos
+ Alan Walker & Ava Max - Alone, Pt. II (Live at Château de Fontainebleau) (INFJ Male & INFJ Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrHDquZ-tj0
+ Alan Walker & Ava Max - Alone, Pt. II (INFJ Male & INFJ Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhjHYkPQ8F0
+ Matthew Hussey (INFJ): www.youtube.com/@thematthewhussey/videos
+ Sara Bareilles - Brave (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQsqBqxoR4
+ Ava Max - EveryTime I Cry (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFMz9DOhaJ8
+ Sadhguru Academy (Jagadish Vasudev) (INFJ): isha.sadhguru.org/us/en
+ DesiringGod (Pastor John Piper) (INFJ): www.desiringgod.org/about
+ Lauren Daigle - Look Up Child (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90b4O3B-kY
+ Lauren Daigle - You Say (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIaT8Jl2zpI
+ The Minimalists (INFJ Male 2x & INFP Male): www.theminimalists.com/about/
+ Becoming Minimalist (Pastor Joshua Becker) (INFJ): www.becomingminimalist.com/becoming-minimalist-start-here/
+ Marie Kondo (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo
+ Ne-Yo - She Got Her Own ft. Jamie Foxx, Fabolous (ESTP Male & INFJ Male & INFP Male): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKj5MWHTInY
+ Ne-Yo - Miss Independent (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k
+ Toni Braxton- Yesterday (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OmMCx-i-Q
+ Taylor Swift - Shake It Off (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
+ Halsey - Without Me (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAfAud_M_mg
+ Shonda Rhimes (Grey's Anatomy) (i’m obsessed with INTJ Cristina Yang and ENTJ Preston Burke) (ESFJ Isaiah Washington & ISFJ Sandra Oh) (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shonda_Rhimes
+ Daniel Radcliffe (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Radcliffe
+ Whitney Houston - It's Not Right But It's Okay (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J538b-OLRU
+ enyatv (INFJ): www.youtube.com/@enyatv/videos
+ Mandy Moore - Candy (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E
+ Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine (INFJ Female & ISFJ Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSIOp_K5GMw
+ La Bouche - Sweet Dreams (INFJ) (the 2nd CD my Dad got me, the 1st was Ace Of Base): www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9McVO9hpUE
+ Oprah Winfrey (INFJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey
[INFJ]
+ Ms. Ryu (Jet’s 3rd Grade Teacher) (Cardinal Ridge Elementary) (Korean American)
+ John Wang Wei Johnson (1/2 African American [dad] 1/2 Chinese Korean American [mom])
+ Rayden Toteja (ENTP Shabhi and ESTJ Monisha’s Son) (Indian American)
+ Gaine (ESTJ) and Jalpa (ISFJ) Nazareth's Daughter (INTP Brother) (Indian American)
+ Jack Lawrence (ENTP Joe and INFJ Johanna’s Son) (1/2 Caucasian American [dad] 1/2 Filipino American)
+ ENTP Meri-En Damjankovic’s Son (Serbian American)
+ ESTJ Dr. Kanwal Khan MD’s Son (Fashion Design) (Pakistani American)
+ Monica Florio (The Goddard School) (Caucasian American)
+ Emilia (Lala) Deal (The Goddard School) (1/2 Caucasian American [dad] 1/2 Portuguese American [mom])
+ Beatriz Freire-Frey Deal (The Goddard School) (Portuguese American)
+ Weston Imron (Jet’s Best Friend) (The Goddard School) (Indonesian Caucasian [dad] Caucasian American [mom])
+ Mindy Imron (The Goddard School) (Caucasian American)
+ Meghan McCullough (The Goddard School) (Caucasian American)
+ Shea Flasco (The Goddard School) (1/2 Syrian American [dad] 1/2 Caucasian American [mom])
+ Connor Flasco (The Goddard School) (1/2 Syrian American [dad] 1/2 Caucasian American [mom])
+ Kathleen Flasco (The Goddard School) (Caucasian American)
+ Ms. Caroline Bonner (ENTP Husband) (Joshua Ju Long Johnson's Teacher) (The Goddard School) (Caucasian American)
+ Ms. Amel (The Goddard School) (Egyptian American)
+ Rofida Kiwan (Care.com) (Syrian American)
+ Pastor David (Grace Covenant Church Chantilly) (Caucasian American)
+ Dr. Todd Still (George W. Truett Theological Seminary) (Advanced Biblical Study/1 & 2 Thessalonians) (Caucasian American)
+ Casey Miner (Kim’s Best Friend) (John Leland Center for Theological Studies) (Caucasian American)
+ Phylicia Appling (Michelle Rockholt’s Best Friend) (African American)
+ Reverend Dr. Jim Melson (John Leland Center for Theological Studies) (Spiritual Formation) (Caucasian American)
+ Pastor Nick (Washington Plaza Baptist Church [Interim Pastor]) (Caucasian American)
+ Christian’s Mom (Mom of Biological Children and Single Foster Parent) (African American)
+ Christian Wells (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (African American)
+ David Elliot (Specially Adapted Resource Center [SPARC]) (Caucasian American)
+ Nolan (Male Nurse) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (Caucasian American)
+ Jubilee Tang (ISTP Johnny Hoang’s Ex Wife) (ESTJ Chase Tran’s House Party) (Vietnamese American)
+ Deb Krahling (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (Caucasian American)
+ Nathan Hardwick (ISTJ Keith Hardwick’s Adopted Son) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (African American)
+ Kayla Hardwick (ISTJ Keith Hardwick’s Adopted Daughter) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (Caucasian American)
+ Marie Mercer (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (Caucasian American)
+ Bruce Freitas (Bronson’s Dad) (Washington Plaza Baptist Church) (Spanish American)
+ Mr. Park (ISFJ Wife Jiyea Park and INTP Son, Dylan Park) (Kimberly Kan's South Riding, VA Neighbor [3rd House]) (Korean American)
+ Aaron Martin (ESFJ Wife) (New York College of Dentistry) (African American)
+ Nancy (Dr. INTJ DDS Sister) (New York College of Dentistry) (Vietnamese American)
+ Jessica Minasian (New York College of Dentistry) (Armenian American)
+ Amy Tarquinio (INTP Husband) (New York College of Dentistry) (Caucasian American)
+ Dr. Karl Dion Dixon (amazing singer, he he he. well dressed, tall, handsome, and always smells so nice.) (New York College of Dentistry Dental Faculty) (African American)
+ Dr. Yoon (New York College of Dentistry Dental Faculty) (Thank you for having lunch and studying with me!) (Korean American)
+ Hoon Park (ISFJ Melissa Parks Brother) (1/2 INFJ Korean [dad] 1/2 ISFJ Vietnamese [mom] American)
+ David (Johanna’s Ex Boyfriend) (English Teacher in China) (Caucasian American)
+ Skyla Nazareth (ESTJ Gaine and ENFP Sean Nazareth's Sister) (Indian American)
+ Brian (Movies and Kim's River Place Apt) (ENFP Kevin Son Tran "i fucking hate Kim, i gave her access to my dorm room and she was making out with Brian on my bed.") (Kim's Boyfriend) (Geology Class) (Marymount University) (Filipino American)
+ Milan Simanek’s Best Friend (George Mason University) (i tried, anyways.)
+ Mrs. Horne (Ryah’s Mom) (Hampton, VA) (African American)
+ Ryah Horne (Marymount University) (Hampton, VA) (African American)
+ Jordan (American Government) (Marymount University) (Caucasian American)
+ Rabia Tanvir (Marymount University) (Pakistani American)
+ Mark B. (Marymount University) (Filipino American)
+ David Silva (Marymount University) (Latino American)
+ Vietnamese American Male (Bishop Ireton High School) (INFP Stephanie Chu’s Younger Ex Boyfriend)
+ John Brocco (Sean Hayes from Will & Grace) (Kim’s Ex Boyfriend) (Bishop Ireton High School) (Caucasian American)
+ Jason Scheel (Bishop Ireton High School) (Caucasian American)
+ Catherine (Bishop Ireton High School) (i really wanted to go to your High Tea Birthday Party, but my parents only allow me to attend one event a month. Unless it’s school related [for credit]) (Caucasian American)
+ Sara Hall (Bishop Ireton High School) (Caucasian American)
+ Caithlin Gorman (Bishop Ireton High School) (Caucasian American)
+ Yoshi N.'s Dad (wife left him, he is a Single Father to an INFP Daughter [NOVA Art Major] and INTP Son, Yoshi) (Japanese American)
+ Emily Astorga Thomas (Bishop Ireton High School) (Filipino American)
+ Natasha Chou (INFJ Popo Helen's Daughter) (one of the nicest Shei Shei's ever. Married to an INFP man and they have 2 sons together [INFJ and INTP]) (Toronto, Canada) (Pakistani Chinese Canadian)
+ Fashion ISFJ Popo's Son (ENTP Dad who is of Mixed Race, but we are not allowed to talk about it because it will upset him and Popo. One of the nicest Tei Tei's ever; so supportive, kind, caring, and quite handsome. Tei Tei is now ill and at the nursing home, Popo doesn't visit. She doesn't like the fact that he's ill and doesn't know how to navigate disease and death. So instead of visiting her sick husband; she's at the mall, hanging with friends, attending parties, gambling, at restaurants, etc.) (Uncle has 3 siblings [2 brothers and 1 sister] and married to an ISFJ Indian American. They have 2 daughters together.) ("if you marry a black man, your child will have curly curly hairs." [said in the most demeaning way]) (Orlando, Florida) (Pakistani Chinese Canadian American)
+ So So (INFJ Uncle John and ISFJ Aunty Teresa's Son) (ISFJ Dr. Lisa DDS's and Young Young's Brother) (Dad passed away from a canoe trip) (Uncle John is one of my favorite uncles. he was so kind, laid back, funny, generous, and took us to the park! he's also one of my dad's best friends.) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Jessica (ESFJ Mom and Dr. INTP DDS Brother) (Strawberry Picking) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Amanda Kou (INFP Uncle Joe and ESFJ Aunty Florence's Daughter) (2 brothers; INTJ Dr. Daniel Kou DDS [ISFJ Chinese Canadian Wife] and INTP Dr. Bradley Kou DDS [ESTJ Mexican American Wife]) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Crystal (INTP Uncle Mark [Dentist] and INTJ Aunty Jane's Daughter [Psychiatrist/Phycologist] [Separated]) (sleepovers, sleepwalking, Chinese Food, arcade Dave & Busters type place, jelly bellies, that teenager guy from China who was tall and skinny [may have been an ENTP]) ("Aunty Jane is Famous" according to INFP Uncle Peter) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Uncle Paul's Sister (Previously married to a man from Nova Scotia. He looks African Canadian [ESFJ] with very nice eyes. They have two sons. Now divorced and remarried to an older Caucasian man) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Ashley Chiang (ESFJ Uncle Paul [Police Officer/Realtor] and ISFJ Aunty Monica's Daughter) (Toronto, Canada) (Chinese Canadian)
+ Harry Sokos (Bishop Ireton High School) (The Kan Family’s Neighbor [Springfield, VA]) (ESTP Dad, ESFP Mom, & ESFP Older Sister) (Greek American)
+ James Chang (Kim’s Uncle) (Dr. Maryann Kan FAGD MAGD’s Brother) (Pakistani Chinese American)
Inventors tend to be introspective, pragmatic, informative, and expressive. They can become highly skilled in functional engineering and invention. Of all the role variants, Inventors are the most resistant to doing things a certain way just because it was done that way in the past. Designing and improving mechanisms and products is their constant goal. Intensely curious, Inventors have an entrepreneurial character and are always looking for new projects to work on.
Though full of ideas, Inventors are primarily interested in those that can be put into action or used to make products. They see product design as a means to an end, the goal being a marketable prototype. When beginning a project, they rarely start with a blueprint. They are confident in their ability to find effective and pragmatic solutions during the design process.
Inventors are often nonconformists and can have a circle of friends who are interested in their ideas or activities. Inventors are generally laid back, nonjudgmental, and good conversationalists. They tend to be informative, rather than directive, in their social exchanges. They are often able to explain their own complicated ideas, as well as comprehend the complex ideas of others. In arguments they may use debating skills, often to the significant disadvantage of their opponent. This strategy can backfire, however, by alienating those seeking a cooperative relationship rather than a combative one—a typical source of conflict between Rationals and Idealists, for example.
Inventors are generally ingenious individuals capable of rising to meet the demands of challenging situations. In work, they are usually good leaders of pilot products that test their abilities. Inventors are constantly looking for new ways to do things and usually have the social skills and drive to implement their ideas
[Arlington, VA to New York, NY]
+ River Place North Apartments in Arlington, Virginia (planning our trip to NY).
+ Bronson O. Johnson (African American Male) (ENTP) & Kimberly S. Kan (Chinese American Female) (ISFJ) are taking a quick trip to New York for some business and pleasure. Both have graduated Marymount University in Arlington, VA.
+ (goal) ESTJ Caucasian Male [Uncle T] has instructed us to help his younger (less mature) brother out. We want him to get laid. He is older than 18 and is of Caucasian and Kenyan decent.
+ Quote by [Bar] [ACK] O.: “anyways, Kim’s a fat girl who is my and Melania Trump’s child.”
+ I See Right Through To You (ENTP Male & INFJ Female): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCK4HEmR9SE&list=RDFCK4HEmR9S...
+ Bronson (ENTP) and Kim K. just shrug off [Bar] [ACK] O.’s random comments and look away. Driving to NYC.
+ Beautiful (Abandonment) (ESTP Father Issues): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_2uhaug3BQ&list=RDFCK4HEmR9S...
+ Sarina Paris- Look At Us (Abandonment) (INFP little sister “mom” Issues): www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wp_iOdm30Y
+ becoming black women (ESTJ African American Female Lawyer) (have you started your podcast yet?) (where is your book?): www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=647724f9e...
+ Sonique - It Feels So Good (you can’t say baby, you have to say bae): www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSFBYyCS30
+ New York City (Last Hurrah) (Sheila Miyoshi Jager) (INTJ): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City
+ East Village, Manhattan: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Village,_Manhattan
+ Maharlika (Bronson O. Johnson & Kimberly S. Kan have lunch): www.yelp.com/biz/maharlika-new-york
+ Bronson and Kim K. walk around the neighborhood for a bit to digest.
+ Shangri-la Leisure (hi, Kim can’t come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the beep. Beep.): www.yelp.com/biz/shangri-la-leisure-new-york
+ unassuming storefront. small shop. nothing fancy about this place at all. upon entering, you will see two chairs to your right, which serves as the “waiting room.” to the left, you will see 3 small massage stations, separated by thin white sheets. the store only accepts cash.
+ A Chinese Female (Jaslin Tsai) (INFJ) and Caucasian Male (Dan A.) (INFP) run the business.
+ “Bronson O. Johnson” (1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Kenyan ENTP Lawyer) enters the store through a backdoor. there is a small room ready for him.
+ Alan Walker, K-391 & Emelie Hollow - Lily (INFP Caucasian Females): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4tmEV6-QU
+ Yo Gotti - Rake It Up (feat. Nicki Minaj) (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OJgbxUHxVM
+ Cardi B - Money (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj2cK8wymIA
+ Kimberly S. Kan (ISFJ) sits in the small “waiting area,” and plays with her phone. she is timing the session between the (INFJ Chinese Female) and the ENTP 1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Kenyan Male Lawyer. Once everything is complete, the switch is made. Bronson O. Johnson (African American ENTP Male) and Kimberly S. Kan (Chinese American ISFJ Female) exit the shop together. ENTP 1/2 Caucasian 1/2 Kenyan Male Lawyer exits through the backdoor.
+ Daniel Bedingfield- Gotta Get Thru This (ISTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQFZOmOapQ
+ Cash Jordan (Melissa Park ISFJ in Arlington, VA River Place Apartments) (Stephanie Chu INFP met at Bishop Ireton High School, then to Marymount University) (INFP): www.youtube.com/@CashJordan/videos
+ ENTP Caucasian Male (College Student) (Dr. Garvey) (Shabhi Toteja) (Milan Simanek) (JP) (Michael P.): SCREAMS in Kimberly S. Kan’s RIGHT ear, as she exists New York University College of Dentistry. I had a long day at clinic and that was incredibly abrupt and threw me off. After he screamed at me, he ran away so quickly with two of his other friends. The group looked like a mixture of Peter Pan and The Lost Boys, as well as quite Conservative. I couldn’t take a picture of you or do anything about the situation. You didn’t physically harm me. I then, called Bronson O. Johnson and cried about the instance like a little bitch. Kim has analyzed the situation to the best of her abilities and has concluded that a host of ENTP Caucasian Men are pissed off at her for reasons that may or may not be explainable. They tried to encourage her to do what felt most natural (shared history), but she is a thirsty bitch who follows social media. She doesn’t care about popularity, she’s a “was been.”
+ ESTJ Caucasian Male (Craig Mass) (Brian Corely) (New York University College of Dentistry): While waiting for the elevators, ESTJ talks the entire time about the Korean bitch he fucked at a massage joint in Koreantown, NY. Randomly yelling abrupt comments about the experience and laughing. “she sucked my dick so hard.” Kim just looks away, in confusion. (constipated face). She doesn’t really want to enter the elevator, because she’s a bit taken back by all this. However, feels safe around this guy and actually finds his banter, quite entertaining. He didn’t really do anything wrong, but why is he yelling on the top of his lungs about how he fucked a Korean bitch at a massage place? Why does this guy remind me so much
+ ENTJ Caucasian Young Lawyer (Ben Shapiro) (Mike from BI) (Justin Chan) (here) (Georges Eid) (New York M15 Bus): I’m with Bronson and we find a seat all the way in the back left side of the bus. A guy casually sits a few seats away from us. He is wearing a white dress shirt and black dress pants. I hate it when that happens, especially when there are a bunch of other empty seats. I may have been extra loud and said something inappropriate, because I was angry and have had a long journey thus far. It hasn’t been easy moving to NYC (keeping my grades up) and trying to hide my black boyfriend. The ENTJ Caucasian Male (middle left) sternly reminded me of my place. He told me he was a lawyer (which I strongly believed), and told me I couldn’t actually do what I said I wanted to do.
He looks like he may have anger issues and is frustrated with the world. He may or may not have mommy issues, as well. A man wants to have control over his woman (property). He wants a woman to show some submission, listen, show respect (“why don’t you show some RESPECT to your MOM!”), be obedient, follow directions well, and be open to correction. One who takes responsibility for their actions and non actions. Just because someone looks younger, it doesn’t mean that there isn’t an old soul within. There are the select few that are very mature, but appear youthful. Often, their voices go unheard as children because the “ADULTS” in the room are speaking. Usually, the adults are speaking incessantly. There is no quiet space or peace in the home for the child to be fully heard and understood. The child may or may not feel a sense of security in their house. They may not feel safe with their parents. Nor, do they fully trust their parents. The child wants to say their bid, but is usually shut down by the adult as soon as they start speaking. The adult, then makes it all about themselves and doesn’t take the time to fully listen to the child.
In addition, the adult’s mind is so cluttered and noisy that they keep speaking and it’s up to the child to listen to it all. So the child grows up, feeling frustrated, angry, and misunderstood. He also looks like he may be having a difficult time navigating life and probably wants to make his parents proud. He wants to hear his Dad say, “well done son” and to truly mean it. He wants his mom to lay there and “take it, bitch.” When a woman does nothing but scream and demand shit all day from their husband, he gets frustrated. Work is exhausting and demanding. Then, coming home to a barking wife, makes the man even more angry and frustrated. Top that off with childhood trauma and feeling unheard and misunderstood for most of your life. That is a disaster waiting to happen, between the male and female couple. Not to mention, we haven’t even delved into the females perspective. We need to individually start taking responsibility for our own actions, inactions, thoughts, words, feelings, and please make a budget. This is why I don’t push anyone to date or get married. If that is your wish, I will support you. But, having a healthy self love is important.
+ Lady Gaga - The Cure (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8VZe5kqEM
+ Sofia Carson - It's Only Love, Nobody Dies (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMaJUGyv_98
+ Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
+ BoA- Eat You Up (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzLVdD2MoA
+ Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (ENTP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
For some time now I have had a sense that I need to change my posture during my devotions. Generally, I sit in a stuffed chair as I read, pray, meditate and journal. Kneeling at the chair did not suffice. With my height,, it quickly become uncomfortable and distracting. Then in early December the notion of a kneeler (apologies for the alliteration; oops, did it again) emerged from my meditations.
In the old Evangelical and Reformed by laws, members were who did. As I move into my 60's I find my self drawn back to certain elements of my life in the Reformed culture. For instance, reading the communion liturgies in the "old" hymnal usually brings me to tears.
Anyway, my devotional routine needed something. My usual pathways to silence seem closed off to me. My usual devices to turn down the the noise, have been insufficient. The Spirit might be directly me to something else. As an ENTP, I prefer the heady, abstract meanderings of wordy devotions. Perhaps it was time to let my S side emerge.
An internet search yielded a complete but challenging set of plans that I purchased just before Christmas. Then, over the holidays, I gathered my woodworking tools, long neglected, bought some birch boards and set out on this, hopefully, holy endeavor.
The project became a metaphor for my spiritual life. Heavy with good intentions, full of interruptions and quite imperfect. The plans called for skills and tools I did not have. I found that I had to collaborate with someone, instead of doing it by myself. I made mistakes and had to find solutions. Sanding the surfaces became a time for a kind of meditation; assembling the various components became a time to wonder at God's grace in assembling and re-assembling my own fragmented life and heart. The temptation was always there to just walk away from it...my mistakes were piling up. But something would not let me pull away.
On Thursday, I brought the kneeler upstairs. It was assembled, but unsteady. Another trip the hardware store brought just the right solution. So here it is. The kneeler is adjustable so I fit. It is already a place of peaceful prayer. I believe this has been just another way in which the God of Jesus is trying to show me divine grace.
Bluemont Station Brewery & Winery
[You dropped your wallet!]
[Kim parks her car at The River Place North Garage Parking Lot. Rushes out of the car. Goes into her Apartment.]
[1 hr later…]
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
[Kim doesn’t bother to see who it is. Answers from behind the door.]
Kim: WHAT?
Indian Man: HEY! ARE YOU KIMBERLY KAN?
Kim: YEA. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Indian Man: YOU dropped your wallet in the garage. i found your license and the security guards led me to this apartment.
Kim: oh! WOAH. yea. THANKS. [Chain lock and another lock still connected. Opens the door, slightly. sticks fingers out.]
[Note]: Robert Kan put 4 locks on Kim’s apartment door. Now if only she kept them CLOSED!
Indian Man: here.
[Kim closes the door immediately after getting her wallet back.]
Indian Man: HEY! I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR WALLET! I FOUND YOUR WALLET AND THEN LOOKED FOR WHERE YOU LIVE. THAT TOOK TIME. CAN I GET A REWARD?
Kim: [pissed at life and for not being perfect] UGH!
Kim: [opens wallet] [opens the door slightly again, with the locks still connected.]
RIGHT. YEA. HERE. [hands the man a $50 bill because that’s what she had in her wallet.]
[Immediately closes the door]
Indian Man: OH, thanks!
Kim: BYE! [harshly]
[in Kim’s head] how the fuck did i drop my wallet? i’m a responsible person. my wallet is the one thing i would never drop. FUCK, i’m always so busy, running around here and there. that guy was really nice for returning my stuff. it would have taken forever to replace that shit. There is a God!
[Months Later]
[In the Elevator]
+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HEY!
Kim: [looks to the right] hi.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you’re Kimberly Kan right?
Kim: [smiles, nods] yeeaa, how’d you know that?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: remember me, i’m the guy who found your wallet.
Kim: oh, god. i’m sorry for that day. i had a really long day and i didn’t know who was behind my door. thanks for finding my wallet.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: oh yea, no problem. i live here too. i’m so glad i can see you in person.
Kim: nice. yea, i didn’t want to open the door. just incase. it’s nice to see you now. i had no idea how you looked like. your voice sounds familiar though, i figured you may be Indian?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, obviously I’m Indian. you are?
Kim: I’m Chinese. American. but my family’s from Karachi, Pakistan and Chittagong, Bangladesh. long story. we’re all American but my parents were born there.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: wow, nice. i thought you were Korean or Chinese. you look more Korean.
Kim: [big smiles, nods] yea, a lot of people think i look more Korean. i get Japanese, Hawaiian, and Bolivian sometimes.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [laughs, nods] nice. so where are you going?
Kim: class. i go to Marymount University.
+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet. so. you’re really nice, do you have time for another friend? [the look]
Kim: [smiles. looks down] um, you’re nice too. what’s your number? i can give you mine.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: see you later.
Kim: have a good day!
[Days Later]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [text] hey Kim! it was really nice meeting you. are you free for breakfast or lunch some time?
[Hours Later]
Kim: [text] oh hey! thanks for messaging me! i’d love to hang out. breakfast or lunch works. what’s better for you?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: how about lunch? where are you right now?
Kim: i’m at my apartment.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet, me too. would it be weird if i paid you a visit?
Kim: yea, sure. just give me 30 mins. i’ll leave the door open.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [knock] hey. kim?
Kim: in here.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [opens door slowly] can i come in?
Kim: YEA, come in! i’m washing dishes.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. your place is nice. god, you’re neat. look at all your hello kitty stuff. WOW. hahaha. [starts looking at all the pictures around Kim’s apartment]
Kim: thanks for visiting! uh, it’s cool that we live in the same apartments.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea. i’m in a studio too. [looking harder at all the pictures] so. um, yea. did you have class today?
+ 112- Dance With Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfa_J0SnOo&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...
[Kim checks her phone. it’s a text from Jason (ENFP Korean American Waiter).]
Jason: hey, wanna go to a Asian club on Friday?
[Kim doesn’t answer till way later. right now, she’s talking to a man with a brain, someone that’s kinder, takes life more seriously, and reminds her of her older brother.]
Kim: i have 2 night classes today. just finished eating lunch and cleaning up the place. i have to go in a few hours.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] oh nice, nice. i’m in College but not taking any classes right now, taking a break.
Kim: sweet. do you have any plans for what you want to do in the future?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i dunno. school’s always been really boring for me. i work for a private company. and work part time when i take classes.
Kim: [nods] nice! a private company, sweet. do you like your job?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [smiles, nods] yea, i do. it get’s the bills paid and in my opinion, more exciting than College.
Kim: nice. do your parents live in VA?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: my mom passed away a few years ago. my dad’s around. he’s a good guy, i wouldn’t say we have the best relationship.
Kim: i’m sorry about your mom. my dad passed away, pretty recently.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sorry to hear that. were you guys close?
Kim: yea, we were close. he died of a brain aneurysm. i’m a daddy’s girl. but my grandparents raised me for the most part.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. i’m going to Chipotle. did you wanna come?
Kim: [smiles] oh, um. yea sure. I already ate but i can chill with you.
[River Place North Elevators]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i got you, if you want something.
Kim: [smiles] thanks, you’re sweet. i’m full. but i can watch you eat. so, how many more years do you have left for College?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: a few. i’m saving up so i can travel the world.
[ENTP African American Male and ISFJ Caucasian American Female Enter Elevators]
+ Keegan-Michael Key (ENTP) (Lawyer-ish): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keegan-Michael_Key
+ Jane Krakowski (ISFJ) (Skinnier and Taller): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Krakowski
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: you know what, i don’t give a shit. you’re being an asshole.
ENTP African American Male: ok, chill out. we don’t have to talk right now.
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i don’t give a fuck. you’re being an asshole. i don’t even want to go out with you right now.
ENTP African American Male: [deep breath in, deep breath out] [looks at short, fat, quiet, secretive Korean teen and semi-tall, fit, up to no good, annoyed Middle Eastern teen.] ok
[in ENTP African American Male’s head] sorry guys, my girlfriend’s acting like a bitch.
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i’ll talk if i want to. whatever. [rolls eyes x10]
[Korean Teen and Middle Eastern Teen look down, away, at elevator walls, elevator buttons.]
[in Kim’s head] ok. they’re fighting like every couple fights. this guy’s really tall, bald, and looks like he’s a lawyer or something? he also thinks he’s God’s gift to man. this bitch is hot as fuck, crazy, white as fuck, and mouthy. we could be best friends? both are dressed to impress.
[in ENTP/INTP Indian Man’s head]: when’s Kim going to sleep with me?
[Spoiler Alert]: ENTP/INTP Indian Man will go off to marry an ISFJ European American Female
[Leaving the Elevator]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, so anyways…
Kim: yea, um. you want to travel the world?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i take classes when i can. but i mostly work and save. so i can travel.
Kim: that sounds amazing! my Dad traveled a lot too! i want to see the world one day. i love learning about different cultures and trying different foods. i’m kindof a foodie.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: so what was that about?
Kim: who know’s. hang out with me long enough and you’ll see me do the same [awkward laugh].
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HAHAHA, nah. i’m sure you’re an angel.
Kim: [shakes head] i’m not. i love that Chipotle is walking distance from our building.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i know right. i really need to cook more at home but i’m at Chipotle at least once a week.
Kim: yea, cooking at home saves money. i like getting the bowl and a tortilla on the side. i split the bowl into 2-3 meals. they give so much!
ENTP/INTP Indian Man and Kim: i love that!
[Chipotle]
Kim: so i gotta get ready for class. it’s going to be a long night.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, that’s cool. do your thing. i’ve got work to catch up on too.
Kim: will you be home tonight?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i’m working from home. i love this company, they’re really good about working around my schedule. did you want to come over to my place, after your classes?
Kim: not tonight. by the time i get home, it’ll be pretty late.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you still up for lunch, i’d like to take you to a nicer place than this.
Kim: [smiles] yea, i’d like.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: Georgetown maybe? have a good night.
Kim: yea, i love the Georgetown area! there’s a lot of yummy places to eat there. you’re so sweet. i had such a great time with you today. it was a nice surprise. text me, when you’re free again.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you can text me anytime you want. i’m at the apartment a lot.
Kim: [smiles, nods] that’s great! work. save your money so you can travel.
[hugs]
[Georgetown at Night]
+ THE STICKMEN PROJECT - HOUSE PARTY MIX: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l-JJLEIY4&list=RDh9l-JJLEIY...
+ James Hype, Miggy Dela Rosa - Ferrari: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83AQhEWmPY
+ B2K - Uh Huh: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKiXD421Y0&list=RD_kKiXD421Y...
+ Jagged Edge - Where the Party At ft. Nelly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCY_U4QwqI&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...
+ 112- Sweet Love (No, Desi people don’t listen to black people music.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7yfwlnrl0&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...
+ DRU HILL- In My Bed (So So Def Mix) (we’re NOT MARRIED and i have my own apartment. why would i call out another man’s name, when we’re making love?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=07OqqFK6_FU&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...
+ T-Pain - I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones ft. Mike Jones (i know your Mom’s not helping you with stuff anymore. but do you really think stripping is the best way to make money? it’s not. i’ve been working there for a few weeks now. i’m not going to do this forever. i make good money.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E&list=RDQjgZZGo881...
Random Idiot: THERE ARE NO PICTURES! IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! WHERE ARE YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS? WE NEED VOLUNTEERS, DAMN IT!! WHERE’S THE VIDEO? WHY ISN’T THE COMMENT SECTION OPEN? I WANT TO WRITE “YOU’RE FAT AND STUPID” IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. IF I GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE, I’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NEVERMIND THE CRAZY BITCH SCREAMING OUTSIDE THE RESTROOMS. I WON’T GIVE HER THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE SHE’S MORE NORMAL THAN YOU AND HER OPINION MATTERS MORE. INSTEAD, I’LL GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE YOU’RE CHINESE, FAT, STUPID, UGLY, MARRIED A NIGGER, AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR. THOSE ARE NOT PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS. STOP LYING KIM, YOU ARE CHILDLESS. THAT DOG ISN’T EVEN YOURS, IT’S BRENDA JOHNSON’S! I CHECKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND IT SAYS YOU’RE AT -$1,000,000. YOU’RE IN DEBT BITCH! STRIPPERS DON’T MAKE MONEY, IT’S NOT A REAL JOB.
Bronson and I.
+ Talladega Nights: Dear Lord Baby Jesus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY5VNDvea1M
+ It's All Coming Back to Me Now (ENTP) (who is Maggie Dressel?) (who is Meri-En?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWG2Gry1fw
+ One Call Away (Our Wedding Song): www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQBrTl4KLo
+ Un-Break My Heart (INFJ) (Toni Braxton): www.youtube.com/watch?v=O596XpES1rI
Bluemont Station Brewery & Winery
[You dropped your wallet!]
[Kim parks her car at The River Place North Garage Parking Lot. Rushes out of the car. Goes into her Apartment.]
[1 hr later…]
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
[Kim doesn’t bother to see who it is. Answers from behind the door.]
Kim: WHAT?
Indian Man: HEY! ARE YOU KIMBERLY KAN?
Kim: YEA. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Indian Man: YOU dropped your wallet in the garage. i found your license and the security guards led me to this apartment.
Kim: oh! WOAH. yea. THANKS. [Chain lock and another lock still connected. Opens the door, slightly. sticks fingers out.]
[Note]: Robert Kan put 4 locks on Kim’s apartment door. Now if only she kept them CLOSED!
Indian Man: here.
[Kim closes the door immediately after getting her wallet back.]
Indian Man: HEY! I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR WALLET! I FOUND YOUR WALLET AND THEN LOOKED FOR WHERE YOU LIVE. THAT TOOK TIME. CAN I GET A REWARD?
Kim: [pissed at life and for not being perfect] UGH!
Kim: [opens wallet] [opens the door slightly again, with the locks still connected.]
RIGHT. YEA. HERE. [hands the man a $50 bill because that’s what she had in her wallet.]
[Immediately closes the door]
Indian Man: OH, thanks!
Kim: BYE! [harshly]
[in Kim’s head] how the fuck did i drop my wallet? i’m a responsible person. my wallet is the one thing i would never drop. FUCK, i’m always so busy, running around here and there. that guy was really nice for returning my stuff. it would have taken forever to replace that shit. There is a God!
[Months Later]
[In the Elevator]
+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HEY!
Kim: [looks to the right] hi.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you’re Kimberly Kan right?
Kim: [smiles, nods] yeeaa, how’d you know that?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: remember me, i’m the guy who found your wallet.
Kim: oh, god. i’m sorry for that day. i had a really long day and i didn’t know who was behind my door. thanks for finding my wallet.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: oh yea, no problem. i live here too. i’m so glad i can see you in person.
Kim: nice. yea, i didn’t want to open the door. just incase. it’s nice to see you now. i had no idea how you looked like. your voice sounds familiar though, i figured you may be Indian?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, obviously I’m Indian. you are?
Kim: I’m Chinese. American. but my family’s from Karachi, Pakistan and Chittagong, Bangladesh. long story. we’re all American but my parents were born there.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: wow, nice. i thought you were Korean or Chinese. you look more Korean.
Kim: [big smiles, nods] yea, a lot of people think i look more Korean. i get Japanese, Hawaiian, and Bolivian sometimes.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [laughs, nods] nice. so where are you going?
Kim: class. i go to Marymount University.
+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet. so. you’re really nice, do you have time for another friend? [the look]
Kim: [smiles. looks down] um, you’re nice too. what’s your number? i can give you mine.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: see you later.
Kim: have a good day!
[Days Later]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [text] hey Kim! it was really nice meeting you. are you free for breakfast or lunch some time?
[Hours Later]
Kim: [text] oh hey! thanks for messaging me! i’d love to hang out. breakfast or lunch works. what’s better for you?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: how about lunch? where are you right now?
Kim: i’m at my apartment.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sweet, me too. would it be weird if i paid you a visit?
Kim: yea, sure. just give me 30 mins. i’ll leave the door open.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [knock] hey. kim?
Kim: in here.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [opens door slowly] can i come in?
Kim: YEA, come in! i’m washing dishes.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. your place is nice. god, you’re neat. look at all your hello kitty stuff. WOW. hahaha. [starts looking at all the pictures around Kim’s apartment]
Kim: thanks for visiting! uh, it’s cool that we live in the same apartments.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea. i’m in a studio too. [looking harder at all the pictures] so. um, yea. did you have class today?
+ 112- Dance With Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfa_J0SnOo&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...
[Kim checks her phone. it’s a text from Jason (ENFP Korean American Waiter).]
Jason: hey, wanna go to a Asian club on Friday?
[Kim doesn’t answer till way later. right now, she’s talking to a man with a brain, someone that’s kinder, takes life more seriously, and reminds her of her older brother.]
Kim: i have 2 night classes today. just finished eating lunch and cleaning up the place. i have to go in a few hours.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] oh nice, nice. i’m in College but not taking any classes right now, taking a break.
Kim: sweet. do you have any plans for what you want to do in the future?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i dunno. school’s always been really boring for me. i work for a private company. and work part time when i take classes.
Kim: [nods] nice! a private company, sweet. do you like your job?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [smiles, nods] yea, i do. it get’s the bills paid and in my opinion, more exciting than College.
Kim: nice. do your parents live in VA?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: my mom passed away a few years ago. my dad’s around. he’s a good guy, i wouldn’t say we have the best relationship.
Kim: i’m sorry about your mom. my dad passed away, pretty recently.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: sorry to hear that. were you guys close?
Kim: yea, we were close. he died of a brain aneurysm. i’m a daddy’s girl. but my grandparents raised me for the most part.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: [nods] nice. i’m going to Chipotle. did you wanna come?
Kim: [smiles] oh, um. yea sure. I already ate but i can chill with you.
[River Place North Elevators]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i got you, if you want something.
Kim: [smiles] thanks, you’re sweet. i’m full. but i can watch you eat. so, how many more years do you have left for College?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: a few. i’m saving up so i can travel the world.
[ENTP African American Male and ISFJ Caucasian American Female Enter Elevators]
+ Keegan-Michael Key (ENTP) (Lawyer-ish): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keegan-Michael_Key
+ Jane Krakowski (ISFJ) (Skinnier and Taller): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Krakowski
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: you know what, i don’t give a shit. you’re being an asshole.
ENTP African American Male: ok, chill out. we don’t have to talk right now.
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i don’t give a fuck. you’re being an asshole. i don’t even want to go out with you right now.
ENTP African American Male: [deep breath in, deep breath out] [looks at short, fat, quiet, secretive Korean teen and semi-tall, fit, up to no good, annoyed Middle Eastern teen.] ok
[in ENTP African American Male’s head] sorry guys, my girlfriend’s acting like a bitch.
ISFJ Caucasian American Female: i’ll talk if i want to. whatever. [rolls eyes x10]
[Korean Teen and Middle Eastern Teen look down, away, at elevator walls, elevator buttons.]
[in Kim’s head] ok. they’re fighting like every couple fights. this guy’s really tall, bald, and looks like he’s a lawyer or something? he also thinks he’s God’s gift to man. this bitch is hot as fuck, crazy, white as fuck, and mouthy. we could be best friends? both are dressed to impress.
[in ENTP/INTP Indian Man’s head]: when’s Kim going to sleep with me?
[Spoiler Alert]: ENTP/INTP Indian Man will go off to marry an ISFJ European American Female
[Leaving the Elevator]
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, so anyways…
Kim: yea, um. you want to travel the world?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i take classes when i can. but i mostly work and save. so i can travel.
Kim: that sounds amazing! my Dad traveled a lot too! i want to see the world one day. i love learning about different cultures and trying different foods. i’m kindof a foodie.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: so what was that about?
Kim: who know’s. hang out with me long enough and you’ll see me do the same [awkward laugh].
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: HAHAHA, nah. i’m sure you’re an angel.
Kim: [shakes head] i’m not. i love that Chipotle is walking distance from our building.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: i know right. i really need to cook more at home but i’m at Chipotle at least once a week.
Kim: yea, cooking at home saves money. i like getting the bowl and a tortilla on the side. i split the bowl into 2-3 meals. they give so much!
ENTP/INTP Indian Man and Kim: i love that!
[Chipotle]
Kim: so i gotta get ready for class. it’s going to be a long night.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, that’s cool. do your thing. i’ve got work to catch up on too.
Kim: will you be home tonight?
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: yea, i’m working from home. i love this company, they’re really good about working around my schedule. did you want to come over to my place, after your classes?
Kim: not tonight. by the time i get home, it’ll be pretty late.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you still up for lunch, i’d like to take you to a nicer place than this.
Kim: [smiles] yea, i’d like.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: Georgetown maybe? have a good night.
Kim: yea, i love the Georgetown area! there’s a lot of yummy places to eat there. you’re so sweet. i had such a great time with you today. it was a nice surprise. text me, when you’re free again.
ENTP/INTP Indian Man: you can text me anytime you want. i’m at the apartment a lot.
Kim: [smiles, nods] that’s great! work. save your money so you can travel.
[hugs]
[Georgetown at Night]
+ THE STICKMEN PROJECT - HOUSE PARTY MIX: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l-JJLEIY4&list=RDh9l-JJLEIY...
+ James Hype, Miggy Dela Rosa - Ferrari: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83AQhEWmPY
+ B2K - Uh Huh: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKiXD421Y0&list=RD_kKiXD421Y...
+ Jagged Edge - Where the Party At ft. Nelly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCY_U4QwqI&list=RDlRfa_J0SnO...
+ 112- Sweet Love (No, Desi people don’t listen to black people music.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7yfwlnrl0&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...
+ DRU HILL- In My Bed (So So Def Mix) (we’re NOT MARRIED and i have my own apartment. why would i call out another man’s name, when we’re making love?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=07OqqFK6_FU&list=RD2J7yfwlnrl...
+ T-Pain - I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) featuring Mike Jones ft. Mike Jones (i know your Mom’s not helping you with stuff anymore. but do you really think stripping is the best way to make money? it’s not. i’ve been working there for a few weeks now. i’m not going to do this forever. i make good money.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E&list=RDQjgZZGo881...
Random Idiot: THERE ARE NO PICTURES! IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! WHERE ARE YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS? WE NEED VOLUNTEERS, DAMN IT!! WHERE’S THE VIDEO? WHY ISN’T THE COMMENT SECTION OPEN? I WANT TO WRITE “YOU’RE FAT AND STUPID” IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. IF I GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE, I’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NEVERMIND THE CRAZY BITCH SCREAMING OUTSIDE THE RESTROOMS. I WON’T GIVE HER THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE SHE’S MORE NORMAL THAN YOU AND HER OPINION MATTERS MORE. INSTEAD, I’LL GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE BECAUSE YOU’RE CHINESE, FAT, STUPID, UGLY, MARRIED A NIGGER, AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR. THOSE ARE NOT PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS. STOP LYING KIM, YOU ARE CHILDLESS. THAT DOG ISN’T EVEN YOURS, IT’S BRENDA JOHNSON’S! I CHECKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND IT SAYS YOU’RE AT -$1,000,000. YOU’RE IN DEBT BITCH! STRIPPERS DON’T MAKE MONEY, IT’S NOT A REAL JOB.
[Geology Class]
+ Marymount University: marymount.edu
+ Dr. Whitekiller (ISFJ Caucasian Female) (Bird Watching)
Brian (INFJ Filipino American): hey, do you understand this stuff?
Kim: yea, it’s not that difficult for me. I’m a Bio Major.
Brian: oh. i have to take this class. it counts as my Science class.
Kim: nice. I don’t have to take this class. i’m really only taking it because I really really like Dr. Whitekiller and i like watching her teach. I’ve taken Anatomy and Physiology I and II with her. She’s a great teacher.
Brian: this shit is boring. I really don’t like Science. i haven’t had any sleep in God knows how long. I really could use some help.
Kim: oh, man. no sleep. that sucks, i’m sorry. you want my notes? i can give you my notes. just photocopy them and make sure you give them back to me. i want my notes back!
Brian: for real? yea, i’ll copy them and give them back to you. thanks Kim! you’re really nice.
[More Geology Classes]
Brian: so yea, i was wondering. did you want to go to the movies sometime?
Kim: oh. um, yea. that sounds cool. there’s actually a free movie playing here at MU tomorrow. we can check that out.
Brian: woah, a free movie. heck yea. i still want to hang out with you outside of school. but yea, we can watch a free movie together.
Kim: nice. i’ll see you there.
[Free Marymount University Movie]
Kevin Son Tran (ENFP Vietnamese American): hey Kim. i don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, but here’s my dorm key.
Kim: thanks bro!
Kevin: Bronson is drilling a fucking hole in your head right now. Look at him.
Kim: i’m not looking at him. i could give a shit. he can do whatever.
Kevin: you both are so fucked up. anyways, do whatever. don’t fuck up my room or touch my shit. just chill on my bed but just YOU. if you’re tired, rest in my room.
Kim: thanks Kevin! i’ll hold on to your key, till i see you again.
Kevin: yea yea whatever. i’m going to sit with Bronson and the guys and try to keep him from killing you and Brian.
Kim: hey Brian. wanna go check out Kevin’s room?
Brian: yea, sure.
[Kim and Brian sit on Kevin’s bed]
Brian: can i?
Kim: [the look]
[make out session on Kevin’s bed.]
Kevin: hey bitch.
Kim: omg. Kevin!
Kevin: you were supposed to be resting in my room not bringing your new boyfriend here and making out on my damn bed. can you both get the fuck out of here.
Brian: sorry man. we’ll leave.
Kim: sorry Kevin.
Kevin: [goes off to tell all of MU about this event]
[Brian and Kim go to the movies]
Kim: [sits down]
Brian: [starts making out with Kim]
[They make out the entire movie. I have no fucking idea what I watched.]
Brian: can i spend the night at your place?
Kim: yea sure.
+ Don Omar Danza Kuduro (Rimix) Bass Boosted Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKZ_g4n07I&list=RDLxKZ_g4n07...
+ Sia - Never Give Up (from the Lion Soundtrack) (i’ll suck the left titty) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NMPt7K9ZRs&list=RD0NMPt7K9ZR...
+ L'amour Toujours (Tanzen Vision Rmx) (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-K80sj21o&list=RDfL-K80sj21...
+ The Stickmen 'Heartbreaker' (Performed Live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9j4bsGHMs&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7w...
+ Ludacris- What's Your Fantasy (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VbyK6fI1c&list=RDB5VbyK6fI1...
[Next Morning]
Kim: what are you doing today?
Brian: i have to go to work in a few hours.
Kim: oh nice. what do you do?
Brian: don’t tell anyone.
Kim: um ok.
Brian: i pick up drugs from one place and drop it off to another location.
Kim: oh. wow.
Brian: you’re free to sit with me, in the passengers seat, if you’d like. i don’t want to get you into trouble or make you feel uncomfortable. no pressure. but if you wanna keep me company while i do my pick ups and drop offs, i don’t mind.
Kim: um. [deep breath in and out] you sell drugs?
Brian: i don’t sell them. i’m the transportation guy. another group sells them and another group buys them. i’m told which place to pick the drugs up from and then i drop it off to the location they want me to go to. i can’t talk to you too much about this. it’s my business. i need to make money, my family doesn’t pay for as much shit as yours do.
Kim: oh ok. do you take drugs? you don’t really look like someone who does this kinda stuff. aren’t you afraid you’ll get caught? what if you go to jail?
Brian: i know right. no, i don’t take drugs. i’ve tried weed and stuff but no i don’t do the hard stuff. i just transport it. yea, of course i think about that. that’s why i drive carefully and do this shit at night.
Kim: you could transport it in the morning too. it’ll throw people off. ok. well i’ll talk to you soon.
+ Real McCoy- Run Away: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0&list=RDfL-K80sj21...
[Kim and Brian take a break]
[Months later, Brian and Kim randomly hook up again.]
Brian: what are you doing later?
Kim: i have to go to work.
Brian: oh nice. i didn’t know Dental Clinics open that late.
Kim: yea, i worked there over the Summer. I’ll probably go back at some point. I work somewhere else right now.
Brian: cool, where?
Kim: do you like surprises?
Brian: depends.
Kim: here’s an address to a club. it’s a private club. i’m working there from [hours of operation]. you can come and see what i do, but you need to act like you don’t know me. here’s some cash for you to get in. do not bring anyone else with you or tell anyone about this place. they won’t be able to get in anyways without the entrance fee and the bouncers in the front scan each person throughly. there’s no discounts here.
Brian: wait, who am i giving all this money to?
Kim: give it to the bouncer. say you’re here for [Kim’s friends name]. i’ll let my friend know. if you visit the club, you don’t know me. you’re here for my friend, ok.
Brian: ok. so i’m giving this cash to a bouncer. asking for your friend. and then i’ll figure out what you do?
Kim: yea. if you start talking to me or tell people you’re my boyfriend, it’ll fuck up my clients. i have regulars. and tonight is my night. so please. if you’re going to visit, just act like you’re here for my friend.
Brian: ok. i’ll try to make it.
Kim: if you don’t, i want my money back.
Brian: whatever. [rolls eyes]
Kim: i’m there from [hours of operation]. so if you don’t come during those hours, you won’t see me. i try to leave as soon as i’m done.
Brian: do you sleep with these men? how stupid do you think i am? when did you start doing this kinda shit. aren’t you trying for Dental School?
Kim: yea. i still work at the Dental Clinic here and there. aren’t you still selling fucking drugs? and getting paid.
Brian: yea. but that’s different. what are they paying you?
Kim: i work 2 nights a week. i’m not doing this forever. i get paid well. but it’s physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting. everyones got daddy and mommy issues. i know, i have daddy issues.
Brian: you have mommy issues too but whatever. why are you doing this? do you really need the money, that badly? how the fuck did you even get this job?
Kim: because i can. i’m a very boring person [rolls eyes]. there’s a girl (INFP Caucasian American) at MU that used to work there. we became friends during Bio Lab. She didn’t talk to anyone, except Matt Hyder (ENTP Caucasian American) and I. Do you know Matt? and took her sweet time with classes. She’d pay off each class in full, because she didn’t want to go into debt while being in College. Nobody was helping her. She only had herself and wanted to get a higher education so she could become something Science related. We hung out a lot, i’d visit her at the club. She’d show me some moves (she was incredibly flexible) and i really enjoyed our time together. Eventually, she made enough money and didn’t need to work at the club anymore. I needed some cash and she offered me her spot. So here I am.
Brian: ok. i’ll try to see if i can visit the club.
Kim: it’s a bit difficult to find. kinda like a speakeasy. the parking lot is gated and guarded too. i’ll talk to the guys about a spot for you. i’m going to take a picture of your license plate so they have it on file. remember, you’re not here for me. you’re here for my friend.
[Private Club]
Kim: i need a favor.
Friend: what is it?
Kim: there’s this guy i’m kinda seeing. he’s Filipino and kinda short. cute though. he wants to know what i do at my job and i invited him here. he’s going to ask for you and i need you to be with him for awhile. i don’t give a shit what you do. i doubt he wants you to do a whole lot right now. he’s really here to check out the place. i told him to act like we’re not together because i have some important clients visiting me today.
Friend: got it. that’s fine. i’ll chill with him. he doesn’t need to pay me. i’ll just pretend like i’m doing shit with him. how will i know it’s him?
Kim: you’ll know. he’ll stick out, he’s a kid compared to everyone here. he doesn’t have the money anyways. i just wanted to surprise him, since he’s curious as to what i do for work. i doubt he’ll be here for very long. he may even freak out and run for the door, who knows? you don’t have to dance on him for too long. if one of your paying clients comes, just leave him and get your work done. he’s here to check out the place and has no cash. i gave him enough cash to get him through the doors. none of the other ladies will serve him, as soon as they find out he can’t pay for shit.
Friend: got it, you owe me. i’ll see if i can get him a free drink or something.
Kim: i know i know. thanks bitch. [rolls eyes]
+ GIGI D'AGOSTINO- Bla Bla Bla: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9F2FrmnUdk&list=RDr9F2FrmnUd...
+ La Bouche- Sweet Dreams (Radio Version): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQy6X5g7JU&list=RDfL-K80sj21...
+ La Bouche- Be My Lover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MtiifXp9k&list=RDP3MtiifXp9...
+ R3HAB x A Touch Of Class - All Around The World (La La La): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7R9zHeDy8&list=RDLQ7R9zHeDy...
+ Dj Kantik - Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift & Sean Paul - Temperature (Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou0phHbzz-0&list=RDou0phHbzz-...
+ Edward Maya - Stereo Love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3iliL2OH2o&list=RDjne3-DFt3s...
+ The Real Petey Pablo- Freek-A-Leek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3U73phBJKQ&list=RDs3U73phBJK...
+ Lil Wayne- A Milli: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX-N3B8ulnI&list=RDxX-N3B8uln...
[Brian and Kim completely break up]
[Notes] Brian goes off to date an INFJ Caucasian American Female from Marymount University, who’s a Saint. She’s practically a NUN. She was obsessed with Georges Eid (ENTJ), but he didn’t want that. INFJ Caucasian Female went off to give Kim an evil bitch face every time she walked in her presence. Her and Brian would drill a hole behind Kim’s head every time they walked behind her. If they walked in front of her, they’d both turn around and give Kim more evil looks.
[Spoiler Alert] Kim’s laughing her ass off inside. Your evil stares are fucking hilarious. Come at me when you haven’t done anything wrong. I’m working bitch. Y’all belong together. Continue being SAINTS together. I’ll just stand here being a SINNER.
Random Idiots: NO PICTURES WERE TAKEN. NONE OF THESE EVENTS HAPPENED. WHO GOES BIRD WATCHING WITH THEIR COLLEGE PROFESSOR AND WRITES DETAILED NOTES ON IT? WHO TAKES GEOLOGY? THAT’S A STUPID SUBJECT ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD A CHINESE CHICK DATE A FILIPINO DUDE? HE’S SHORTER THAN YOU. DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU LIKED TALL MEN, KIM? UGH! WHEN ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING? YOU NEED TO PUT IN YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS! ARE YOU A DENTIST YET? ONLY DENTISTS MAKE MONEY. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FAMILY GAVE YOU EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE IN YOUR ACCOUNT, KIM. YOU WERE NEVER DISOWNED. IT’S JUST ANOTHER STORY YOU MADE UP, SO WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. YOU’RE SO SPOILED. SHE’S NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE. WHAT DOES THIS CHINK BITCH KNOW ABOUT A HARD DAYS WORK? WHY HAVEN’T YOU OPENED UP THE COMMENTS SECTION YET?
+ GloRilla - WHATCHU KNO ABOUT ME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tkmLrvXOyc&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Webbie - Independent (feat. Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat)- www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAvnouB0mc&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...
+ Kstylis - Booty Me Down (Official Audio): www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmRdkrQXk4&list=RDoLAvnouB0m...
[After Work]
Kim: how was your 2nd day?
New Friend: that guy was tryin’ to take his pants off.
Kim: [shakes head] oh. no no. we don’t play that. he needs to keep his pants on.
New Friend: what if he tries following me to my place?
Kim: i can ask one of our bouncers to walk you to your car, he’s got a gun. i got mace and a pocket knife in my bag. I can walk withchu to the car too. ima get a small taser one of these days.
New Friend: i told him to keep his pants on. he started unzipping it and wanted me to give him head.
Kim: nawwh, we don’t do that shit. he’s allowed to touch you but he has to keep all his clothes on. you allowed to take off whatever you want. feel each client. you don’t have to take everything off for everyone.
New Friend: yea, i check out each client. if they give more, i do more.
Kim: yea, but even if they give you more. you don’t have to take it all off immediately. sometimes if you take too much off too quick, they don’t come back. you can just move their hands somewhere else. our clients know the rules. they’re allowed to touch but only what we allow. they have to keep their clothes on.
New Friend: what’s in that room over there?
Kim: oh, i dunno. we don’t talk about that room. i pretend it’s not there. my work is over here. i don’t know who the fuck goes in that room? i was told where i can go, and i stick to that. i’m not trying to get fired.
New Friend: are we allowed to go inside?
Kim: i wouldn’t. it’s blocked off. the owners of the club know what goes on in there. i’m not even sure if it’s just one room. that door could lead to even more rooms. you can go near it and check it out but i wouldn’t go behind the velvet rope. you could loose your job.
New Friend: does anyone use that door? i never see anyone go inside or come out?
Kim: people do enter and leave through that door. one at a time, every now and then. there could be a back or side door. who knows? i would just leave that room alone, unless you wanna get fired. mind your business, work with your clients and make them happy. get your money.
Friend: [deep breath in and out. sits down] hi ladies.
Kim: hey! how’d it go?
Friend: the married dudes back again.
New Friend: married dude. damn.
Kim: again? the old white one?
Friend: yea. his wife still ain’t giving him any.
Kim: i bet she got a stink face too. looking at me from the corner of a room. i didn’t do shit. i wasn’t dancin’ on your husband. my friend was. maybe if his wife wasn’t such a bitch and gave him some every once in awhile, his ass wouldn’t be here.
Friend: he hates goin’ home.
Kim: that’s good for us. he’s pretty hot for an older dude.
Friend: yea, i like it when he wears his suit and comes here.
Kim: you like grabbing on his tie don’t you? [smiles]
New Friend: wait, all these men be married?
Friend and Kim: no no. most of them are single or dating. they usually ain’t in a serious relationship. sometimes these men be married.
New Friend: i don’t give a fuck. i need my money. how the hell you gone check anyways. the front be the only ones checking their ID’s.
Friend: it’s usually men with mulah. we not getting dollar bills over here. the lowest bill i take is a $50. if the man don’t show me at least a $50 to start with, i don’t even bother.
Kim: he not even gonna get in here, if he don’t come in this club with a shit load of cash. they won’t let them in here. you know what the entrance fee is.
[Bouncers Spirit]: if the white man be real rich, i charge em’ extra and pocket the rest.
[Kim’s Spirit]: don’t get caught or you’ll get fired and they’ll probably do some other shit to you.
[Bouncers Spirit]: do these white men really have a damn choice right now. these mother fuckers be lonely, depressed, angry, bored, and horny as fuck over here. all that fucking money and they still needy as hell.
New Friend: that’s why i like this club. it’s different from the others i’ve worked at. those asshole be giving me ones.
Friend: yea, no. we don’t do ones here. $50+. so has anyone tried putting their fingers in your pussy today?
New Friend: no. but the man did unzip his damn pants and wanted me to give him head.
[in Kim’s head] she was talking to me but anyways.
Friend #2: oh. no no. we don’t do that shit. that’s what the back room’s for [smiles].
Kim: you don’t know that. no one really knows what the fuck they be doing in that back room.
+ Iggy Azalea x Cardi B x Megan Thee Stallion x Nicki Minaj x Lizzo* - Respect (Mashup) (aren’t you a beaut.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7t93v7IEI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIb3PSrBo&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Travis Porter- Bring It Back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=itI7z9b9j5M&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ E40TV- U and Dat (feat. T. Pain & Kandi Girl): www.youtube.com/watch?v=varvESwSQX4&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ G-Eazy - No Limit REMIX ft. A$AP Rocky, Cardi B, French Montana, Juicy J, Belly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_lblj8Cq0o&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Cardi B - Enough (Miami): www.youtube.com/watch?v=narFtb5tdTQ&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Cardi B - Outside (ESFP): www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbQMfWxZu8&list=RDQTbQMfWxZu...
+ D4L - Laffy Taffy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rb5EFoJ5Dw&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Saweetie - Best Friend (feat. Doja Cat): www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJUCsyMQes&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Saweetie - My Type: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5c2iRHlAHA&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Lizzo - Truth Hurts (INFJ) (i’m a married woman now, i don’t do that shit anymore. and, i think that gentlemen’s club closed down awhile back. there may be another club open now, but don’t be looking for me. next.): www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00HMxdsVZI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...
+ Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (INFJ): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI&list=RD5tkmLrvXOy...