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"Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks." - David Garrick by Paul Evans
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"A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle." - Ian Flemming by Paul Evans

'Please Pass Wide'. We had a chuckle.
"A goldfish is more like a screensaver than a pet." - Jonathon Ross by Paul Evans
"The bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people." - G.K.Chesterton by Paul Evans

Mounted on a war memorial at Milton Abbot, Devon.
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven." - Spike Milligan by Paul Evans
"Idleness is only a coarse name for my infinite capacity for living in the present." - Cyril Connolly by Paul Evans
"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts." - Charles Dickens by Paul Evans
"The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time." - Bob Monkhouse by Paul Evans
"Show me a man who loves football and nine times out of ten you'll be pointing at a really bad shag." - Julie Birchill by Paul Evans

The footballers looked on ..

(No cake for them!)
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett by Paul Evans
"I fart in your general direction." - French soldier in 'Monty Python & the Holy Grail' by Paul Evans

Taken on Carn Brae overlooking Pool, Cornwall.
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself." - Stephen Fry by Paul Evans
"My Aunt died at precisely 10:37 am and the old grandfather clock stopped precisely at this moment also. It fell on her." - Paul Merton by Paul Evans
"A cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." - Spike Milligan by Paul Evans
"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'" - John Cleese by Paul Evans
comedy quotes by andrew mc dowell

large area outside blackpool tower full of comedy quotes.and aroud the out side names of performers
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." - Spike Milligan by Paul Evans
"I blame myself for my boyfriend's death. I shot him." - Jo Brand by Paul Evans
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas Adams by Paul Evans
"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." - John Gunther by Paul Evans

Christmas breakfast - this was noticed by my youngest son.
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose." - P.G.Wodehouse by Paul Evans
"I am amazed at DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." - Jasper Carrott by Paul Evans
comedy quotes by andrew mc dowell

large area outside blackpool tower full of comedy quotes.and aroud the out side names of performers
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Hahah yesterday I went into town with my G Leo haha and we looked in the bra section and found a double D bra that was florescent and i as like WE HAVE TO GET THAT FOR YOU IT LITERALLY SPEAKS OUT LEOS BREASTS ALL OVER IT MAN But he said it wasn't sparkly or sassy enough.. But then I thought we could get some pens and draw on it and make the "💁" emoji on each breast area of the bra hahaha He loved the idea man #perfectquotes #perfectsayings #quotes #sadsayings #sadquotes #happyquotes #lovequotes #lmaoquotes #lolzorquotes #textposts #textpost #lifequotes #happysayings #sadsayings #freakingperfect #comdeytexts #comedyquotes #lmao #likeforlike #l4l #f4f #followforfollow - wtfare_u
comedy quotes by andrew mc dowell

large area outside blackpool tower full of comedy quotes.and aroud the out side names of performers
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large area outside blackpool tower full of comedy quotes.and aroud the out side names of performers
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