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It's World Beard Day today. It doesn't bear...I mean it doesn't bare...no I think it doesn't bear any real significance on the world except to give a person the opporchancity to show off the two manliest things I've ever managed to do. I mean I'm not the typical sort of stereotypical manly man. I don't go out drinking oodles of alcohol and talk about boobs with the boys...well I don't drink any...don't go out either...but I will tlak about boobs but seemingly it's mostly with the ladies. When it comes to sports I can barely exude a convincing "Yay go sports team!". And if I were to ever getting into the manliest activity of fisticuffs on the streets of the world the worst I could probably do to someone is hurt their feelings.
But do I feel less of a manly man for all that? No of course not. That would be silly talk. For I have beard. A beard grown upon my face for many a year. With the occasional culling to make sure it knows who's boss. Ah but now it sits there. The envy of hundre...the envy of doze....well really it's two people so far but there could be more. Everyone else has just managed contain the green-eyed-monster dwelling within. There could even be a few ladies out there who wish they didn't have to have a comb over or bubble beard to experience the majesty of facial hair.
Though that isn't the manliest thing I'm doing here. Oh no no no. Just look at it. Have you ever seen something that manly before? Oh wait no it's not the pull up. Anyone can do them. In fact I can't really do all that many. Maybe five. The manly endeavour I was endeavouring is the freedom to display one's nips on any platform. I mean I could walk down the street right now and no one care would be given. I wouldn't though. It's cold out there. Dark too. I could catch a sniffle.
But yes go forward my people and may the beard be with you.
So, for the past couple of weeks, I've been a sad beard. But last night I felt more me and today, globally, it seems the world agrees. Happy World Beard Day.
Drawn (while waking up) on a Samsung Galaxy S4 using Adobe Photoshop Touch app.
Sent from Samsung Mobile
World Beard Day is an event I had not heard of before today, but apparently the first Saturday in September.
World Beard Day is celebrated annually on an international level with people from every nation and continent gathering together with their beards. It is held on the first Saturday of September and is characterised by the happiness of all people being with their beards and with each other.
On World Beard Day, it is customary for the bearded members of a family to relax and partake in no jobs or chores. The beardless members of the family traditionally show their support by waiting on the bearded hand and foot. World Beard Day is all about promoting and elevating the global status of the the beard. Whilst many countries and cities practice World Beard Day customs specific to their own region, shaving on World Beard Day is universally considered to be highly disrespectful.
Also, I think the Beards said it best when they said You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
Almost spaced on World Beard Day!! So here's a selfie!! I keep my beard soft and tamed thanks to @brooklyngrooming beard balm. #gpoy #tattoos #septum #beard #scruff #otter #bear #glasses #brooklyngrooming #derekcardigan #fredperry #worldbeardday
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