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Creativity is hard, not just by being artistically creative, but by having to seek a way to do things that others are not in a certain field, in this case, photography; I ask myself, has it not already been done before? Is this a saturated category? Will my friends understand what I am trying to convey? Do I look like a twat? Aaaaannnd you get the picture, I hope.

 

So I was walking Bobby this morning and I came across this lone tiny Mushroom, there were others but this one was the best looking and healthiest of the small group, standing out alone. So with my trusty Raynox I managed to get in close enough to avoid the dodgy background right outside my house in what was a cramped environment. In colour it looked atrocious but when rendered in monochrome it kinda reminded me of the movie Eraserhead, I am sure I've done David Lynch proud!

 

I hope everyone is well, I love everyone today and I hope your week is so far a positive one, and so as always, thank you! :)

immediately create an inferiority complex within him because anyone can do it, which of course they can :-)

Brian Duffy

 

HBW!! Justice Matters!

 

dahlia, j c raulston arboretum, ncsu, raleigh, north carolina

 

you will need more snow than that, now get up you twat :)

Not for everyone but it's good for your health and state of mind.

 

Switch off the phone, forget Faceboob, Twatter, Whatsup, TokTik, Instacrumb and Snipechat.

 

Relax for a while.

  

Coffee#1, Sidmouth, Devon, UK.

Change is the only certain thing !

 

Where has the King gone ?

 

Industrial estate, Leyton, East London, England.

 

LR4306 Ā© Joe O'Malley 2023

He's twatted his trajectory right up there if you ask me. Serves him right. He insisted he could do ten.

 

What that does to the photographer is immediately create an inferiority complex within him because anyone can do it, which of course they can ;-)

Brian Duffy

 

Bring Back Humanity to Our Government! Resist the Despicable Authoritarian Orange Cockroach and his Cabinet of Stooges and Buffoons!

 

sasanqua camellia, 'Pink Snow', sarah p duke gardens, duke university, durham, north carolina

Latch Earrings + Async (Spur) in Silver from ArchiveFaction

Marco Hairbase in Noir from Unorthodox

Clarence Tone 1 + Gianni Body Tone 1 from XVI

A Mothers Love from HERMONY

Essential Eyes (GG) from Avi-Glam

Alexei Facial Hair ADD-ON (Options 3 + 4) from Stray Dog

JAMAL Shape & Brow Shape for Lelutka Luka 2.5 from GESTALT

 

No they don't come in pink, Buns. Be happy with the one that landed on your nose, you picky twat.

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It's Spooky Baby

 

Kyutechi - Scissors Queen @ Reborn Event

 

This is Wrong - The Fight Shine @ Reborn Event

 

718 - Willow Boots @ Dollholic

 

BACKDROP & POSES

 

Fox City - Black Milk @ Dubai Event

 

Fox City - Ghouls Pose Set @ Dubai Event

Taken at the boxing gym in Trafford, Manchester, England. Jason lectures in the fine art of twatting the other guy on the chin.

EDIT

 

Andrew wins, purely due to the fact that he sent me Lego. He is now the princeling-in-waiting of smack.

 

I am not sure how the other judges feel about this, except Keith, who is still the King of Smack.

This is the moment when we spit out the orange peel, adjust our gum shields and get back on the pitch.

 

-Boris Johnson

Voice On The Phone: "You're On The Air With K-FOX! Just Say The Phrase That Pays!"

 

Me: "Temptingly Titillating Twat-Waffles!"

 

Phone: *CLICK*

Look at the twat with the camera....

 

Black-tailed prairie dogs at Cotswolds Wildlife Park

maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Pomerania%20Park/51/90/22

 

to my secret cyber bullie

 

you can keep reporting my fb and flickr but that dont make me go away

all you can do is hide sneeky little twat

grow up and get your own life get out of mine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Ol3eprKiw

is on my face, everywhere... im a twat , and i cant hidde it

So I was laying in bed ... truly distraught thinking "Oh-my-goodness, what now will happen in the Department of Justice?"

 

And then I remembered, oh yeah ... Al you were a goddamned liar ... so good riddance to you, and please, let the door hit you in the ass.

 

Oh and Al? Take those other two twats with ya, 'kay?

ā€œEverybody else ran and hid once ā€œtheyā€ showed up… but not her. She was reading alone when she heard the soft humming, she knew they were here. Lacing up her boots, one foot after the other she walked out her front door and stared at their light. She had no idea what was in store for her, but she knew for certain she wouldn't have to pay rent, worry about disease, or be around her cruel species any more. In a way it was freeing. If they tested on her, she was sure to die, but dying is better than what she has grown used too.ā€

  

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I FIND MY DORM ROOM EASY ENOUGH, I KNOW I’LL BE SHARING IT WITH ONE OTHER GUY THIS YEAR. HOPEFULLY HE’S NOT A COMPLETE & UTTER TWAT, AS I DON’T HAVE THE BEST PATIENCE. WHEN I OPEN THE FRONT DOOR, THE FIRST THING I NOTICE IS THE AMAZING VIEW OF THE BEACH. THE SECOND THING I NOTICE IS THE STACK OF CARDBOARD BOXES IN THE LOUNGE. I TRAVELLED LIGHTLY, NOT THAT I HAD THAT MUCH TO PACK. I’M DISRUPTED FROM MY THOUGHTS WHEN I HEAR FOOTSTEPS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS. THEY BELONG TO A BIG GUY, WHO LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS OUT & PLAYS SPORTS. HOPEFULLY IT’S FOOTBALL SO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. HE SEES ME & WALKS STRAIGHT OVER & INTRODUCES HIMSELF. ā€œHI, I’M JACKSON THE NEW JUNIOR WIDE RECEIVER, YOU MUST BE KASSIUS THE QUARTERBACK?ā€ RELIEVED, I REPLY, ā€œTHAT’S ME, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME KASH.ā€ HE SMILES & SAYS, ā€œHEY KASH, I HEAR THE PARTY NEVER REALLY STARTS UNTIL YOU ARRIVE? SO IT’S A GOOD JOB WE’RE ROOMMATES BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE TO PARTY!ā€ AHHH FUCK IT, IT’S NOT LIKE I CAN STAY IN STUDYING EVERY NIGHT. I’M SURE A LITTLE BIT OF ā€˜FUN’ WON’T HURT, AS LONG AS I DON’T LET IT AFFECT MY SCHOLARSHIP….

 

MICHIGAN GOSSIP *SPOTTED TODAY JACKSON, OUR NEW JUNIOR WIDE RECEIVER. HE’S ROOMMATES WITH @KASSIUS.BLACKWOOD & THEY MANAGED TO BAG THEMSELVES ONE OF THE BEST DORM ROOM ON CAMPUS. THESE HANDSOME TWO ARE BOTH ROAMED TO LIKE TO ā€˜HIT IT & QUIT IT’ WHILE PARTYING HARD. SO YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HEARTS LOCKED UP TIGHT AROUND THEM, BECAUSE LADIES THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT. IT’S TIME TO LET THE DRINKS FLOW & THE GOOD TIMES ROLL. GO THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINES!*

old photo, accredited to joe (as he came up with the typography aha)

 

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Nottinghill, London

Someone English I reckon as I think they don't have Twat's in the US.

Carroll Street Brooklyn, NYC.

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