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I found this old miniature bathroom scale of mine while going through some boxes the other day. My grandmother gave it to me when I was five years old. It was a fridge magnet and I was always swiping it off the fridge and carrying it around with me. It’s now the perfect scale for Wicket!

 

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Weekly updates are planned.

 

How many times have I started and then given up when it comes to fitness? Too many to count.

 

This may be my last attempt. I ain't gettin' any younger, but I'm certainly getting fatter.

 

I said FATTER! Yes, I said FAT!

 

Bloody Charlie and his Stinking Chocolate Factory is being re-edited by the Sensitivity Overlords to remove the references to FAT KIDS.

 

Augustus Gloop wasn't "large." He wasn't "enormous." The whole point behind the author, Roald Dahl, describing Gloop as FAT is that the whole point behind the character is that he was a selfish glutton, symbolized by fat. He was not "afflicted by a hormone imbalance" or any such nonsense. He was a selfish fat kid! "Fat" is an essential plot point for that character! "Fat" is an essential driver to the Augustus subplot.

 

I'll soon be as old as Charlie's grandpa, if I live that long, but I'm already so FAT that I'd plug up that pipe tighter than Augie did! They'd never get my bloated carcass out of there without a blowtorch to cut out a segment.

 

Or would it be a sledgehammer? They were glass pipes, weren't they? Transparent, at any rate. Maybe they had windows, I don't remember. It's been a long time since I read the book.

 

Now that the book is being revised to remove all "offensive" references to the FAT KID, I won't be reading it again. Or at least, I won't read a new copy. I'll have to track down a battered old paperback at a yard sale.

 

Roald Dahl was a secret agent during WWII, you know. He worked with Ian Fleming, the James Bond author. Either of those guys could silence somebody permanently with a length of razor wire, and you'd never find a trace of who done it.

 

Imagine how a former secret agent, a guy who put his life on the line to fight Nazis and their censorship and book-burning and thought control, would feel about his books for kids being re-written to remove the word "fat," because calling a fat kid "fat" has become offensive. Just think about that for a while, before you go back to your sensitive little safe space.

 

I know I'm fat, so I'm gonna try to do something about it... again.

 

Maybe I will do something about it this time.

 

I'm giving it a try, anyways.

 

Starting date: 26 February 2023

Starting weight: 16 stone 2 pounds

 

(Tentative) target date: 27 October 2023

Target weight: 11 stone

   

Bathroom Scale reading "Perfect" Weight

Insecurities...

 

First off, I couldn't think of a name for it, I just had a concept in my head.

Second, i personally don't feel i have a weight problem and my purpose for this picture isn't "OMG! Im so fat." Its deeper and farther beyond that. And third, Yes i know that the numbers are upside down, but I was 3/4s of the way done editing when i realized that. Im human. I make mistakes.

 

With that said, I uploaded this photo because I've been shopping for Christmas (for myself?) and I noticed all those Victoria Secret Models are made to look so perfect. A body image every girl wants. Including me.

 

I feel society's pressure is greater than ever these days. I don't think its fair for these young girls to have to try/want to live up to what you see in magazines or on tv. We beat ourselves up emotionally, sometimes even physically, to try to get that perfect look, perfect body, perfect everything. It seems like everyone seems to be starving themselves or trying some crazy weight loss plan. Its scaring me.

I just wish everyone could love them for themselves this Christmas.... or see what beauty they really have... (For Kiera)

 

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She does not look fat, does she? With her fur it is a bit hard to tell. I got concerned when recently she weighed 40 lbs for the first time, double from when I got her, 17 months ago. She is no longer the sleek, skinny pup I got and I do not want her to become obese. She has gotten rather a lot of meat left overs of recent, like huge bones dripping with ham. I asked her to stay in the tub while I fetched the camera and, - she stayed! Her tail is down because I finally had to scold her to stay back and not drip over the edge of the tub.

It's official. I need to lose like 50 pounds. maybe more.

2010 Beach Hop, Whangamata, NZ

Bay Rodders swap meet, Spring St carpark, Tauranga, NZ

Twenty one.

 

No one even noticed when you just stopped eating .

 

Most of the girls & guys I know don't think they're perfect with what they have and who they are. Myself included. But imagine looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing a monster. A useless piece of nothing. Too big, too small. && all we do is look at the models around us, the popular "hot" girls, the muscle men, with their "perfect" bodies.

 

But how far would you go to reach perfection ?

"Ivo, why don't you eat!?"

(MamaLaura....)

I REALLY want tot start doing yoga: but I’m TOO old, TOO stiff and TOO chubby!!

 

CouchYogi says: Try: too full of excuses, ego and other bullshit.

 

This is my new and improved CouchYogi! I asked Adri van Kooten to make this beautiful drawing!

 

PLEASE HELP!!! 👈😫

Please help me lose weight!! I go on TV again with Kelly Ripa & Ryan Seacrest in 60 days!!! I am a human manatee!! A walking elephant seal!! I have ballooned up to 238lbs!! I LOVE FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! 🍔 PLEASE HELP!! If you see me, don't let me eat any JUNK FOOD!! I only have 60 days to lose 20lbs!! #NeedYourHelp!!! #HELP!! #TooFAT!

 

~ Alan Taylor via Facebook ift.tt/2Bx7xgm

PLEASE HELP!!! 👈😫

Please help me lose weight!! I go on TV again with Kelly Ripa & Ryan Seacrest in 60 days!!! I am a human manatee!! A walking elephant seal!! I have ballooned up to 238lbs!! I LOVE FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! 🍔 PLEASE HELP!! If you see me, don't let me eat any JUNK FOOD!! I only have 60 days to lose 20lbs!! #NeedYourHelp!!! #HELP!! #TooFAT!

 

~ Alan Taylor via Facebook ift.tt/2nerTHb

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