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Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

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Ek Tukda Dhoop Piano Notes Is Now Available On NotationsWorld. Hope This Notes Is Useful For You. Ek Tukda Dhoop Song Is From Thappad Movie. For More Piano Notes Keep Follow NotationsWorld.

Music:-

E+G+C+CC+ D+C+

E+G+C+CC+ D+C+

Toot kee hum donoo mein

F+F+G+G+A+F+F+G+

Joo bacha wo kam saa haii

F+F+G+CBDA+A+G+

Ek tukdaa dhoop kaa

F+GG+G+A+F+F+G+

Andar andar nam saa haii

F+F+G+CBDA+A+G+

Ek dhaage mein hai uljha yun

G+A+D+DD+CDEGF+D+C+A+

Kee bunte bunte khul gayee

F+G+G+CA+A+G+GG+

Hum thee likhe deewar pee

G+A+D+DD+CDEGF+D+C+A+

Baarish huyi aur dhul gayee

F+G+G+CA+A+G+GG+

Toot kee hum donoo mein

F+F+G+G+A+F+F+G+

Joo bacha wo kam saa haii

F+F+G+CBDA+A+G+

Ek tukdaa dhoop kaa

F+GG+G+A+F+F+G+

Andar andar nam saa haii

F+F+G+CBDA+A+G+

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Star Cast – Nav Bajwa, Sameeksha Singh, Yaad Grewal,Gurpreet Ghuggi,Karamjit Anmol, Puneet Issar, Deep Dhillon, Shavendra Mahal, Navneet Nishan, And Others

Music – Tigerstyle & Kuljit

  

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Mahabharat - Sargam And Flute Notes

SCALE OF THE TUNE IS E MAJOR

 

p.n.S.n.S.n. p.n.S.n.S.n.

p.n.S.n.

p.n.S.n.S.n. p.n.S.n.S.n

p.n.S.

n.R.G.R.G.R. n.R.G.R.G.R

n.R.G.R

n.R.G.R.G.R. n.R.G.R.G.R

n.R.G.

 

p..n..S.. p..n..S..n..S..

p..n..S.. p..n..S..n..S..

n..R..G.. n..R..G..R..G..

n..R..G.. n..R..G..R..G..

P..M..R..m..G..R..S..n..S..

 

N..N..S'...N..R'..

S'..N..D..P..M....

M..D..P..P..M..R..m..G..G..

Where

 

DO - SA - S RE - RE - RMI - GA - GFA - MA - MSO - PA - PLA - DHA - DTI - NI - NLOW OCTAVEPA - pDHA - dNI - nSHUDH MA - m TIWAR MA - MHIGH OCTAVESA - S'RE - R'GA - G'MA - M' m'PA - P'KOMAL SWARDHA - D(k)NI - N(k)RE - R(k)GA - G(k)

 

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Thappad, as the film’s title so unambiguously suggests, is about a slap. A slap that an otherwise amiable, good-natured man lands on his wife’s face in a moment of misdirected anger. In his defense, it is the first time he has raised his hand on her. In his defense, he […]

 

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Ek Tukda Dhoop (Thappad) - Sargam And Flute Notes

 

SCALE OF THE FLUTE IS C BASS/MIDDLE

 

Music:-

 

G..P..S'..S'.S'... R'..S'..

 

G..P..S'..S'.S'... R'..S'..

 

Toot kee hum donoo mein

 

m..m..P...P..D..m..m..P..

 

Joo bacha wo kam saa haii

 

m..m..P...S'.N.R'.D..D..P..

 

Ek tukdaa dhoop kaa

 

m..P.P..P..D..m..m..P..

 

Andar andar nam saa haii

 

m..m..P...S'.N.R'.D..D..P..

 

Ek dhaage mein hai uljha yun

 

P..D..R'..R'.R'..S'.R'.G'.P'.m..R'..S'..D..

 

Kee bunte bunte khul gayee

 

m..P..P..S'.D..D..P..P.P..

 

Hum thee likhe deewar pee

 

P..D..R'..R'.R'..S'.R'.G'.P'.m..R'..S'..D..

 

Baarish huyi aur dhul gayee

 

m..P..P..S'.D..D..P..P.P..

 

Toot kee hum donoo mein

 

m..m..P...P..D..m..m..P..

 

Joo bacha wo kam saa haii

 

m..m..P...S'.N.R'.D..D..P..

 

Ek tukdaa dhoop kaa

 

m..P.P..P..D..m..m..P..

 

Andar andar nam saa haii

 

m..m..P...S'.N.R'.D..D..P.. notationsworld.com/ek-tukda-dhoop-sargam-and-flute-notes....

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

  

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

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.

.

 

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

  

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

  

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

  

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

  

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

  

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

   

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

   

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

  

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

   

Not scared of getting Hit... But scared of Love ♥ #athingaday Thappad se Dar nahin Lagta Saheb... Pyar se Lagta hai! 😍

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Jay Jaykara (Baahubali 2) - Sargam, Harmonium And Flute Notes

SCALE OF THE FLUTE IS F BASS/MIDDLE

 

Kya kabhi ambar se

 

D.N.S'.N.D.P.P..D..

 

Surya bichhadta hai

 

D.N.S'.N.D.P.P..D..

 

Kya kabhi bin baathi

 

D.N.D.N.D.P.P..P..

 

Deepak jaltha hai

 

m.P.m.P.m.G.G..G..

 

Kya kabhi ambar se

 

D.N.S'.N.D.P.P..D..

 

Surya bichhadta hai

 

D.N.S'.N.D.P.P..D..

 

Kya kabhi bin baathi

 

D.N.D.N.D.P.P..P..

 

Deepak jaltha hai

 

m.P.m.P.m.G.G..G..

 

Kaissi hai ye anhoni

 

D.N.S'.N.D..G'..G'...

 

Har aank huyi nam

 

G'.m'.G'.m'.G'.R'.R'..R'..

 

Chod gaya jo tu

 

S'..N.D.P..N..N...

 

Kaise jiyenge hum

 

N..G'..R'..G'..R'.S'.S'..S'..

 

Tuhi kinara tuhi sahara

 

N..S'.N..P..D..N..S'.S'..N..S'..

 

Tu jag sara tuhi humara

 

N..S'.S'..N..S'..N..S'.S'..N..S'..

 

Suraj tuhi taara

 

N..S'.N..P..D..N..N...

 

Jai jaikara jai jaikara

 

G...P...P.D...P...G...P...P.D...P...

 

Swami dena saath humaara

 

G...P...D...S'...N...D..P..P...G..

 

Jai jaikara jai jaikara

 

G...P...P.D...P...G...P...P.D...P...

 

Swami dena saath humaara

 

G...P...D...S'...N...D..P..P...G..

 

Also Read This :-

 

- Kaun Tujhe (M.S. Dhoni The Untold Story) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Motu Patlu (Title Song) – Sargam And Flute Notes For Beginners

- Ek Tukda Dhoop (Thappad) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Bheegi Bheegi (Neha Kakkar, Tony Kakkar) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Tere Bina (Salman

 

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Smriti, in an Instagram post, shared the trailer of Thappad and penned a long note, extending support to the thought-provoking multi-tale film. She mentioned that she will definitely watch it and urged others to do so.

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BREAKING: Priyanka Chopra out, Aishwarya – Abhishek to re-unite for Sahir Ludhianvi bio-pic

With Priyanka Chopra opting out of Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s bio-pic on the love that bonded poet Sahir Ludhianvi and author Amrita Pritam, it is time for the project to get a quick casting re-shuffle.

Without wasting time, SLB has gone to his other favourite, in fact his most favourite actress, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, to play Amrita Pritam to Abhishek Bachchan’s Sahir Ludhianvi. The Sahir-Amrita bio-pic to be directed by debutante Jasmeet Reen will go on the floors early next year.

This would be the 9th film to bring Aishwarya and Abhishek together. The first time they co-starred was in Rohan Sippy’s Kuch Na Kaho in 2003. We saw the real-life couple together last in Mani Ratnam’s Raavan in 2010.

Bhansali and Aishwarya have come together in Hum…Dil De Chuke Sanam, Devdas and Guzaarish. Aishwarya was supposed to do the item song in Ram Leela but opted out because lyrics of the song were originally Thappad se nahin pyar se darr lagta hai, Salman Khan’s signature line in Dabangg.

Ironically, Priyanka had replaced Aishwarya for the item song in Ram Leela.

 

BREAKING: Priyanka Chopra out, Aishwarya – Abhishek to re-unite for Sahir Ludhianvi bio-pic

After Mulk, on the communal discrimination against Muslims in India, Article 15 about the caste divide and now Thappad, about domestic violence, director Anubhav Sinha perhaps completes his trilogy of the flawed power dynamics across India’s most vulnerable sections –namely minorities, non-upper castes, and women. Gender discrimination, a natural fallout […]

 

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Nai Lagda (Notebook) - Sargam, Harmonium And Flute Notes

SCALE OF THE FLUTE IS G BASS/MIDDLE

 

Palko pe ons sa tera naam saja ke

 

P..P..P..M..G..R...R..n..G...R..n..d...n...

 

Rakhta hu yaar main tujhe khwab bana ke

 

P..P..P..M..G..R...R..n..G...R..n..d...n...

 

Palko pe ons sa tera naam saja ke

 

P..P..P..M..G..R...R..n..G...R..n..d...n...

 

Rakhta hu yaar main tujhe khwab bana ke

 

P..P..P..M..G..R...R..n..G...R..n..d...n...

 

Har kisse pe

 

R..N..D..N..D..P..P...

 

Har panne pe

 

P..D..P..D..P..M..M...

 

Tujhko padhta hai

 

P..P.M..R..G..R...

 

Phirta rehta

 

R..N..D..N..D..P..P...

 

Hai pagal sa

 

P..D..P..D..P..M..M...

 

Bas ye kehta hai

 

P..P.P..P..N..D...

 

Ki tujh bin

 

P.M..P...

 

Ki tujh bin

 

P.P..P..

 

Nai lagda jee nahi lagda hayee

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N.N.N..D.P..

 

Nai lagda jee nahi lagda hayee

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N.N.N..D.P..

 

Nahi lagda jee mera mahiya

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N...D..P.P...

 

Ki tujh bin

 

P.P..P..

 

Nai lagda jee nahi lagda hayee

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N.N.N..D.P..

 

Nai lagda jee nahi lagda hayee

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N.N.N..D.P..

 

Nahi lagda jee mera mahiya

 

P..P.R'.R'..S'.N.D..N...D..P.P...

 

Also Read This :-

 

- Kaun Tujhe (M.S. Dhoni The Untold Story) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Motu Patlu (Title Song) – Sargam And Flute Notes For Beginners

- Ek Tukda Dhoop (Thappad) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Bheegi Bheegi (Neha Kakkar, Tony Kakkar) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Tere Bina (Salman

 

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Radhe Krishna Ki Jyoti Alaukik (Vivah) - Sargam, Harmonium And Flute Notes

SCALE OF THE FLUTE IS F BASS/MIDDLE

 

Radhe krishna ki jyoti alokik

 

S..R..S..n(k)..d..n(k)..S..S..R..G..m..m..

 

Teeno lok me chhaye rahi hain

 

G..m..G..R..G(K)..R..S..R..S..S..S...

 

Bhakti vivash ek prem pujaran

 

S..R..S..n(k)..d..n(k)..S..S..R..G..m..m..

 

Phir bhi deep jalaye rahi hain

 

G..m..G..R..G(K)..R..S..m..R..S..S..S...

 

Krishna ko gokul se radhe ko

 

P..P..P..P..D..N(K)..D..P...P..P...

 

Krishna ko gokul se radhe ko

 

P..P..P..P..D..N(K)..D..P...P..P...

 

Barsane se bulaye rahi hain

 

P.D.P.D..P..m..G..R..S..R..S..R..m...

 

Dono karo sweekar kripa kar

 

S..R..S..n(k)..d..n(k)..S..S..R..G..m..m..

 

Jogan aarti gaye rahi hain

 

G..m..G..R..G(K)..R..S..R..S..S..S...

 

Dono karo sweekar kripa kar

 

S..R..S..n(k)..d..n(k)..S..S..R..G..m..m..

 

Jogan aarti gaye rahi hain

 

G..m..G..R..G(K)..R..S..R..S..S..S...

 

Also Read This :-

 

- Kaun Tujhe (M.S. Dhoni The Untold Story) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Motu Patlu (Title Song) – Sargam And Flute Notes For Beginners

- Ek Tukda Dhoop (Thappad) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Bheegi Bheegi (Neha Kakkar, Tony Kakkar) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Tere Bina (Salman

 

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Jadwal dan Harga Tiket Film Thappad

Thappad adalah cerita tentang kehidupan Amrita yang sebelumnya sempurna lalu hancur ketika suaminya menamparnya dalam sebuah pesta. Tetapi apakah satu tamparan cukup untuk menimbulkan pertanyaan tentang hubungan yang patut dipertahankan?

 

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I am a big fan of good lyrics and dialogues. Some of the lines from the song or a movie just stays with you. I just pause at good lines for a while and try to grasp what it meant, how beautifully it even described people off screen. The lines are sometimes way too relatable, sometimes they aren't and yet they make you think twice. They make you rewind few seconds and watch/listen to it again.

So this is my version of lyrical art of the song from a Bollywood movie "Thappad"

thappad mara tha sweety ne piyar se

Hayo Rabba Piano Notes Thappad Available On Piano Daddy. Hayo Rabba Easy Piano Notes For Beginners. Hayo Rabba Easy Letters Notes For Beginners. 2020 Songs Notes.

 

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Dooba Dooba Rehta Hoon (Mohit Chauhan) - Sargam, Harmonium And Flute Notes

SCALE OF THE FLUTE IS F BASS/MIDDLE

 

Dooba dooba rehta hoon

 

S..R..G..R..G..G...R..S..

 

Aankhon mein teri

 

d..d..d..S.p..

 

Deewana ban gaya hoon main

 

S..R..G..R..R.G..R.S..

 

Chaahat mein teri

 

d..d..d..R.S..

 

Dooba dooba rehta hoon

 

S..R..G..R..G.P.P...R..S..

 

Aankhon mein teri

 

d..d..d..S.p..

 

Deewana ban gaya hoon main

 

S..R..G..R..R.G..R.S..

 

Chaahat mein teri

 

d..d..d..R.S..

 

Abb din guzarte nahin

 

S..n..p..d...d..S.n..

 

Raatein kat’ti nahin

 

d..p..d...d..S.n..

 

Teri tasveer se

 

S..n..p..d...d..S.n..

 

Baat banti nahin

 

d..p..d...d..S.n..

 

Hoo.. aajaa..

 

R..R.G...R..S...

 

Koi jaane naa

 

P.m.G..m..G...

 

Pehchaane naa

 

P.m.G..m..G...

 

Yeh hua kaise

 

G..R..S...d...d...

 

Tum aa gaye

 

d...d...m..m...

 

Khwabon mein aise

 

M..M..R..M...P...

 

Koi jaane naa

 

P.m.G..m..G...

 

Pehchaane naa

 

P.m.G..m..G...

 

Yeh hua kaise

 

G..R..S...d...d...

 

Tum aa gaye

 

d...d...m..m...

 

Khwabon mein aise

 

M..M..R..M...P...

 

Bewafa sun o bewafa

 

d...S..n... d..p..d...S..n...

 

Bewafa naa jaa..

 

d...S..n... R..R.G...S...

 

Dooba dooba rehta hoon

 

S..R..G..R..G..G...R..S..

 

Aankhon mein teri

 

d..d..d..S.p..

 

Also Read This :-

 

- Naino Ne Baandhi (Gold) – Sargam, Harmonium And Flute Notes

- Motu Patlu (Title Song) – Sargam And Flute Notes For Beginners

- Ek Tukda Dhoop (Thappad) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Bheegi Bheegi (Neha Kakkar, Tony Kakkar) – Sargam And Flute Notes

- Tere Bina (Salman

 

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Ek Tukda Dhoop Piano Notes Thappad Available On Piano Daddy. Easy Piano Notes For Beginners. Ek Tukda Dhoop Easy Ek Tukda Dhoop Letters Notes For Beginners.

 

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In order to get cooler the jeweller slapped his head - he's snapped, someone give him some meds, what a fool!

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